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Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 06:28 PM
Hey FKL, do you have a deep burning question that you can't answer yourself but feel that you need the wisdom of a complete total internet stranger that has a online moniker named after the lowest form of money in the united states currentcy? Fear no more, ask Wheatpenny I am here for you FKL.

DISCLAIMER:Note responses to questions submited are based uppon the seriousnes of the question,Ask a half-assed question..get a half-assed answer. Also if I feel in a nonsencial mood I may just give you a BS answer anyway. Fate isn't always kind and neither is a Magic 8-ball.With that being said ask away.

Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 06:47 PM
do my glasses make me look fat?

HUnewearl_Meira
Jan 2, 2007, 06:49 PM
You do realize that Wheat Pennies (Pennies dating prior to 1959) have more value than a regular penny because they're older and not minted anymore, right? They're also made of Bronze rather than copper (except for the 1943 penny, which was Zinc-plated steel; which makes them unique, and therefore, more valuable even yet).

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Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 06:52 PM
On 2007-01-02 15:47, Oran1324 wrote:
do my glasses make me look fat?




if they are duct taped to your butt then yes they make you look fat. if you are wearing them on your face then no, you look 10 times smarter than everyone else no fattie boom battie .

DizzyDi
Jan 2, 2007, 07:00 PM
Wheatpenny, does magic really exist?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:01 PM
On 2007-01-02 15:49, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
You do realize that Wheat Pennies (Pennies dating prior to 1959) have more value than a regular penny because they're older and not minted anymore, right? They're also made of Bronze rather than copper (except for the 1943 penny, which was Zinc-plated steel; which makes them unique, and therefore, more valuable even yet).

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Yes I did know this fact about the Wheat penny which is why I use the name even though its just a penny its more unique and valuable than just one cent.Which I would like to think of myself in that that same respect even though I am just a person per say I am unique in may ways that makes me more than just a face in a crowd. and so far other than me in the multitudes of other people I have talked to you are the only person who has caught on to the reference,you win 1,000,000 kudos points from me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:02 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:00, DizzyDi wrote:
Wheatpenny, does magic really exist?



Yes magic does exist. Except Switzerland were it is outlawed and punishable by having a bag of rabit beavers placed deep within your trousers.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 07:11 PM
How threatening to religion is Poke-mon anyway?

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 07:16 PM
am i punk? i listen to the Ramones, some of the sex pistols, rancid, &cheap sex <<thats the name of the band>>

i wear a black hoodie.
and i have emo hair<<my new hair straightener makes it emoly shiny.>>
i have a steel chain that hangs from my pants which have rips on the bottom.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:18 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:11, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
How threatening to religion is Poke-mon anyway?



Not threatening at all..Jesus actual traveled to the future to fight Lo Pan from "Big Trouble in Little China" on a Blastoise named Melvin. Its the Chocobos that are the Anti-Christ.

Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 07:22 PM
i knew about wheat pennies, but i thought it was common knowledge.

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 07:24 PM
Oran we simply live in a society in which whatever Paris Hilton does next is more important than knowing who the 16th president was. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 07:25 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:24, Leviatha wrote:
Oran we simply live in a society in which whatever Paris Hilton does next is more important than knowing who the 16th president was. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


so basically this society sucks?

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 07:27 PM
umm yea. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:28 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:22, Oran1324 wrote:
i knew about wheat pennies, but i thought it was common knowledge.




Well HUnewearl_Meira beat you to the punch but Isince you knew too you get 999,999 kudos wich is one less. And that is still 999,999 kudos more than I give the average homo sapien so rejoice.




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Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:29 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:25, Oran1324 wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:24, Leviatha wrote:
Oran we simply live in a society in which whatever Paris Hilton does next is more important than knowing who the 16th president was. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


so basically this society sucks?



No it dosen't suck people are just mostly ignorant hacks. ( I don't know if that was meant fo r me or if you were asking Leviatha but being the name of the thread is Ask Wheatpenny I had to answer it reguardless.)

Moo2u
Jan 2, 2007, 07:30 PM
Wheatpenny, do you believe in magic?
In a young girls heart?
How the music can free her
whenever it starts?

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 07:32 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:29, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:25, Oran1324 wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:24, Leviatha wrote:
Oran we simply live in a society in which whatever Paris Hilton does next is more important than knowing who the 16th president was. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


so basically this society sucks?



No it dosen't suck people are just mostly ignorant hacks. ( I don't know if that was meant fo r me or if you were asking Leviatha but being the name of the thread is Ask Wheatpenny I had to answer it reguardless.)


i put a question in however it was over looked. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:33 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:16, Leviatha wrote:
am i punk? i listen to the Ramones, some of the sex pistols, rancid, &cheap sex <<thats the name of the band>>

i wear a black hoodie.
and i have emo hair<<my new hair straightener makes it emoly shiny.>>
i have a steel chain that hangs from my pants which have rips on the bottom.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



I listen to the same music I wear a black hoodie as well.Do I consider myself punk no,I consider me as myself. If you like the way you dress ,and like the music you listen to then reguardless of how many people do the same thing then you are in essence doing your own thing, you are not punk you are yourself. Anyone says you are otherwise needs to be punched in the teeth.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:34 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:32, Leviatha wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:29, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:25, Oran1324 wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:24, Leviatha wrote:
Oran we simply live in a society in which whatever Paris Hilton does next is more important than knowing who the 16th president was. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


so basically this society sucks?



No it dosen't suck people are just mostly ignorant hacks. ( I don't know if that was meant fo r me or if you were asking Leviatha but being the name of the thread is Ask Wheatpenny I had to answer it reguardless.)


i put a question in however it was over looked. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



sorry I did not over look it But 75% of the time i am looking at this page from my computer at work.And I have to stop and take phone calls and I lose my place my appologies I am trying to keep up.

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 07:43 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:33, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:16, Leviatha wrote:
am i punk? i listen to the Ramones, some of the sex pistols, rancid, &cheap sex <<thats the name of the band>>

i wear a black hoodie.
and i have emo hair<<my new hair straightener makes it emoly shiny.>>
i have a steel chain that hangs from my pants which have rips on the bottom.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



I listen to the same music I wear a black hoodie as well.Do I consider myself punk no,I consider me as myself. If you like the way you dress ,and like the music you listen to then reguardless of how many people do the same thing then you are in essence doing your own thing, you are not punk you are yourself. Anyone says you are otherwise needs to be punched in the teeth.


this calls for a new title. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:44 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:30, Moo2u wrote:
Wheatpenny, do you believe in magic?
In a young girls heart?
How the music can free her
whenever it starts?


Simple when the music plays it emits sound waves much like the little moo moo moo moo moo moo waves emited from aquaman's head when he calls to animals from the sea. That is how it happens.Stick in a tape with the song "Weapon of Choice" and start dancing.Happens everytime.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:48 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:43, Leviatha wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:33, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-02 16:16, Leviatha wrote:
am i punk? i listen to the Ramones, some of the sex pistols, rancid, &cheap sex <<thats the name of the band>>

i wear a black hoodie.
and i have emo hair<<my new hair straightener makes it emoly shiny.>>
i have a steel chain that hangs from my pants which have rips on the bottom.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



New title?

I listen to the same music I wear a black hoodie as well.Do I consider myself punk no,I consider me as myself. If you like the way you dress ,and like the music you listen to then reguardless of how many people do the same thing then you are in essence doing your own thing, you are not punk you are yourself. Anyone says you are otherwise needs to be punched in the teeth.


this calls for a new title. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 07:50 PM
have you ever tried egg flower soup?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:52 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:50, Oran1324 wrote:
have you ever tried egg flower soup?



Nope. Have tried Miso soup before though.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 07:53 PM
Just how awesome is cream soda anyway?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:54 PM
Jones Cream soda= manufactrured by the soda god..guess his name is Jones.

I would say next best A&W over all I would give the substance cream soda a 8/10 on the awesome scale.

Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 07:55 PM
On 2007-01-02 16:53, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Just how awesome is cream soda anyway?


it varies, depending on the brand.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 07:58 PM
Why does a bottle of water have an expiration date on it, but my package of double stuffed mint cream Oreos didn't?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 07:58 PM
Lol this is kinda fun keep this up guys you keep asking and I will keep answering.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 08:00 PM
Water has no preservatives this will probably eventualy stagnate. Oreos the cream filling probably has enough preservatives to make it survive the apocolypse.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 08:01 PM
Just like Twinkies?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 08:01 PM
Ok guys I am leaving work time for Dinner and PSU time if you have any questions post em and I will check later on before I go to sleep and will be back to work tomorrow to man the question que all day.

Leviathan
Jan 2, 2007, 08:04 PM
why do people call me a scene/emo kid?

UnderscoreX
Jan 2, 2007, 08:27 PM
Should I stop calling Leviatha scene/emo ?

Mixfortune
Jan 2, 2007, 09:12 PM
Why is the sky?

DizzyDi
Jan 2, 2007, 09:15 PM
Should I make fun of Leviatha for being scene/emo?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 09:35 PM
On 2007-01-02 17:04, Leviatha wrote:
why do people call me a scene/emo kid?



More than likely you issue forth some response from being called one that prompts them to keep doing it.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 09:37 PM
On 2007-01-02 17:27, UnderscoreX wrote:
Should I stop calling Leviatha scene/emo ?



Depends if Leviatha was smart and charged you 5.00 everytime you said it then stop, if not then its a free country also Sharp Cheadar.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 09:38 PM
On 2007-01-02 18:15, DizzyDi wrote:
Should I make fun of Leviatha for being scene/emo?


You Dizzy I can not tell you what to or not to do, simply for the fact that reguardles of the result it will be badassery either way. Win/win situation.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 09:40 PM
What's for dinner?

If dinner is already over, how was it?

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 09:44 PM
Honey BBQ Chicken Chunks, and Sharp Cheadar. Also I ate a side of gummy bears. Apparently Clairvoyance and constipation go hand in hand.



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Wyndham
Jan 2, 2007, 09:46 PM
I had pork, duck, and corn.

Wheatpenny
Jan 2, 2007, 09:47 PM
2/3 of those things were animals.. you are a certified carnivore.you win Now PSU TIME I BE BACK LATER OUGGAH!!!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 09:50 PM
Why isn't corn an animal?

EJ
Jan 2, 2007, 09:52 PM
why does it hurt when I shoot a plunger at my head?

UnderscoreX
Jan 2, 2007, 10:16 PM
Why is UnderscoreX so cool and sexually gifted?

DizzyDi
Jan 2, 2007, 10:20 PM
Here are a few for you to ponder:

How well with the PS3 do?

Am I the chosen one?

Boxers or briefs or panties?

Does true love really exist, or is it an illusion?

If a tree falls on a baby, and no one is around to see it, is it still hilarious?

And finally...
Is the wiimote a key to another dimension?

werewolfking
Jan 2, 2007, 10:22 PM
hahahaha froobs

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 2, 2007, 10:26 PM
What is werewolfking talking about with the mention of "froobs"?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 01:03 AM
On 2007-01-02 18:12, Mixfortune wrote:
Why is the sky?



Ths sky is WHY why is the sky.



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Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 01:06 AM
On 2007-01-02 18:50, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why isn't corn an animal?


Because its the vegetable equivelant of a Patriot Missile.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 01:07 AM
On 2007-01-02 18:52, EJ wrote:
why does it hurt when I shoot a plunger at my head?



Quit launching the wooden and or plastic handle end first.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 01:07 AM
On 2007-01-02 19:16, UnderscoreX wrote:
Why is UnderscoreX so cool and sexually gifted?



Ebay.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 01:13 AM
On 2007-01-02 19:20, DizzyDi wrote:
Here are a few for you to ponder:

How well with the PS3 do?

Am I the chosen one?

Boxers or briefs or panties?

Does true love really exist, or is it an illusion?

If a tree falls on a baby, and no one is around to see it, is it still hilarious?

And finally...
Is the wiimote a key to another dimension?



The PS3 is a 500(or 600 dollars for the deluxe shaft package) paperweight.

You are not the chosen one.You IS the chosen one.

Boxers.

True love exist people now a days are to lazy and or selfish to fight for it.

Only if its a little brat.

And the Wiimote...Just point it in at your garage door at midnight every 5th tuesday on an odd month of an even year while buck naked and wearing a fanny pack full of 7up flavored jelly beans.Another world awaits this after this one.

Dre_o
Jan 3, 2007, 01:52 AM
What is the average flying speed of a swallow with a static load of 8kg while traveling southward against a prevailing NW wind that is moving at 7 knots? And if that swallow drops the load at a trajectory equiviltent to this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/Flemlazoid/swallow.jpg

Will it hit the the ground with enough force to decemate a truck?

(Assuming velocity is constant, gravitational acceleration is -9.81m/s2, and wind resistance is negligable)

Moo2u
Jan 3, 2007, 01:56 AM
Wheatpenny deserves this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/thumbsup_lg.jpg



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DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2007, 01:57 AM
On 2007-01-02 22:52, Dre_o wrote:
What is the average flying speed of a swallow with a static load of 8kg while traveling southward against a prevailing NW wind that is moving at 7 knots? And if that swallow drops the load at a trajectory equiviltent to this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/Flemlazoid/swallow.jpg

Will it hit the the ground with enough force to decemate a truck?

(Assuming velocity is constant, gravitational acceleration is -9.81m/s2, and wind resistance is negligable)



Thats not funny my brother died that way.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 02:28 AM
On 2007-01-02 22:52, Dre_o wrote:
What is the average flying speed of a swallow with a static load of 8kg while traveling southward against a prevailing NW wind that is moving at 7 knots? And if that swallow drops the load at a trajectory equiviltent to this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/Flemlazoid/swallow.jpg

Will it hit the the ground with enough force to decemate a truck?

(Assuming velocity is constant, gravitational acceleration is -9.81m/s2, and wind resistance is negligable)



Is it African or a European Swallow?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 02:29 AM
On 2007-01-02 22:56, Moo2u wrote:
Wheatpenny deserves this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/thumbsup_lg.jpg



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Moo2u on 2007-01-02 22:56 ]</font>


Yes, Yes I do.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 10:59 AM
Ok I have returned for another 8 hours of manning the que of your burning questions.Ask away folks.

Katrina
Jan 3, 2007, 12:16 PM
Why is my professor's keyboard all sticky?

Moo2u
Jan 3, 2007, 12:23 PM
If I was a tree, what tree would I be?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 12:25 PM
On 2007-01-03 09:16, Pixiesugar wrote:
Why is my professor's keyboard all sticky?



An adverse addiction to drinking maple syrup while surfing the web.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 12:31 PM
On 2007-01-03 09:23, Moo2u wrote:
If I was a tree, what tree would I be?



Moo you would be the Mighty Oak.

DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2007, 03:22 PM
How is the world going to end?

KojiroAK
Jan 3, 2007, 04:04 PM
Why can't i killing this fucking mogry (this fur ball from Final Fantasy:Christal chronicles)?

And why can't it just shut up and caring the chalice all the time?



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Emrald
Jan 3, 2007, 04:26 PM
Do you really exist? Or are you like that smarterchild bot that I just want to BURN BURN BURN BABY BURN!

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 04:42 PM
On 2007-01-03 12:22, DizzyDi wrote:
How is the world going to end?



Its gona end in the rear, then credits will roll.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 04:50 PM
On 2007-01-03 13:04, KojiroAK wrote:
Why can't i killing this fucking mogry (this fur ball from Final Fantasy:Christal chronicles)?

And why can't it just shut up and caring the chalice all the time?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KojiroAK on 2007-01-03 13:04 ]</font>


Quite simple the moogles from FF Crystal Chronicals are lazy bitches and they can not die..even pushed one out into the Maisma and no dice.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 04:54 PM
On 2007-01-03 13:26, coolcat33333 wrote:
Do you really exist? Or are you like that smarterchild bot that I just want to BURN BURN BURN BABY BURN!



Yes I do exist I was once a humble man named Joe who was killed and I came back from the dead to give this world a kick in its crotch.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 05:58 PM
Hey guys i have 2.07 hours of work left keep the questions rolling in.

DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2007, 06:08 PM
What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Dre_o
Jan 3, 2007, 06:14 PM
Do penguins snore?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 06:19 PM
On 2007-01-03 15:08, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?



Its either the Cla- or -ap depending on which hand you use.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 06:20 PM
On 2007-01-03 15:14, Dre_o wrote:
Do penguins snore?



No but the are awesome bargian hounds and know the best deals.

Leviathan
Jan 3, 2007, 06:34 PM
should i move to a different state for college, or remain in the same state?

am i pretty?

why do people gasp at me when i say i listen to slipknot? <<&at metal too.>>

Sgt_Shligger
Jan 3, 2007, 06:40 PM
Well, depends what you want to go to college for. . . Different colleges offer different courses.

Picture required but the beauty that really counts is on the inside.

Well, most girls don't listen to metal. . . Slipknot is death metal, even less feminine.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 06:41 PM
On 2007-01-03 15:34, Leviatha wrote:
should i move to a different state for college, or remain in the same state?

am i pretty?

why do people gasp at me when i say i listen to slipknot? <<&at metal too.>>





Depends which would be comfortable..which ever is roll with that one.

Guess you are pretty, have never seen you, but you wear black so that definitly accounts for some prettiness somewhere.

And if they gasp at you for listneing to slipknot then you must have been in the bible belt at the time you mentioned it.

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 06:48 PM
why am i amazing?
How many STD's did the fonz have?
What is bill gates bank account number?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 06:53 PM
On 2007-01-03 15:48, DikkyRay wrote:
why am i amazing?
How many STD's did the fonz have?
What is bill gates bank account number?



Because you are a winner.

The Fonz never had any cause he is immortal.

And Bill gates a.k.a "Money" for short doesent have a bank account just a pool full of dollar bills he swims in.

DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2007, 07:02 PM
Your sig says Wheatpenny loves you.
Do you really love me Wheatpenny?

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 07:03 PM
ok heres another one.
everytime i go out girls are fighting over me. And coming at me. Some... jump on me...
I was wondering what i should do? I was thinking about fighting them off with stciks but they are girls... and many are really really cute....

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:13 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:02, DizzyDi wrote:
Your sig says Wheatpenny loves you.
Do you really love me Wheatpenny?



Yes Dizzy in a totaly respectfull non-homoerotic way.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:15 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:03, DikkyRay wrote:
ok heres another one.
everytime i go out girls are fighting over me. And coming at me. Some... jump on me...
I was wondering what i should do? I was thinking about fighting them off with stciks but they are girls... and many are really really cute....



Simple stand in the middle and shout "Don't make me take off my pants and get all sexy" Then rip off your breakaway windpants and whichever is still there after they all run away. That one is the keeper.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:16 PM
You know this could be a sticky eventualy lmao. I could do this just about forever.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 3, 2007, 07:17 PM
What?

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 07:17 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:15, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:03, DikkyRay wrote:
ok heres another one.
everytime i go out girls are fighting over me. And coming at me. Some... jump on me...
I was wondering what i should do? I was thinking about fighting them off with stciks but they are girls... and many are really really cute....



Simple stand in the middle and shout "Don't make me take off my pants and get all sexy" Then rip off your breakaway windpants and whichever is still there after they all run away. That one is the keeper.


tried that... then about 10 or so jumped on me... it was horrible.... the almost rape... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif luckily there was a random smoke grenade and i used that and got out of there. Now i hid under my bed

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:21 PM
*Note to self* Try pants thing I told Dikky to do.....just not at work.



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DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2007, 07:29 PM
What is the best joke in a world?

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 07:31 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
That happened to me once!


Isnt it horrible?
Ok Wheaty heres another one.
Will i ever find tue love?

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:33 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:29, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the best joke in a world?




I could tell you but I am sure if I posted the joke here due to the sheer vulgarity and grossness of it I would be banned from this site faster than you can say weinercicle.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:34 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:31, DikkyRay wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
That happened to me once!


Isnt it horrible?
Ok Wheaty heres another one.
Will i ever find tue love?



You will find true love just don't give up don't give in and watch out for sorry girls who will use you rather than love you for who you are. After all its about someone who will like you for who you are not everything you can never be.

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 07:41 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:34, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:31, DikkyRay wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
That happened to me once!


Isnt it horrible?
Ok Wheaty heres another one.
Will i ever find tue love?



You will find true love just don't give up don't give in and watch out for sorry girls who will use you rather than love you for who you are. After all its about someone who will like you for who you are not everything you can never be.


even though i was joking thats actually very very true.
Wheaty just earned 1337 awesomeness points

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 3, 2007, 07:45 PM
Is DikkyRay going to stop promoting himself soon?

Is he running for city council or something?

DikkyRay
Jan 3, 2007, 07:46 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:45, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
DikkyRay should run for city council! I'd Vote for him! You should too!
Much better actually... VOTE DIKKY FOR FKL-KING!!!

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:49 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:45, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Is DikkyRay going to stop promoting himself soon?

Is he running for city council or something?



Dikky is probably going to run for governor of FLKafornia.Soooo no signs of self promotion stoping



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Wheatpenny on 2007-01-03 16:53 ]</font>

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:56 PM
On 2007-01-03 16:41, DikkyRay wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:34, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:31, DikkyRay wrote:

On 2007-01-03 16:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
That happened to me once!


Isnt it horrible?
Ok Wheaty heres another one.
Will i ever find tue love?



You will find true love just don't give up don't give in and watch out for sorry girls who will use you rather than love you for who you are. After all its about someone who will like you for who you are not everything you can never be.


even though i was joking thats actually very very true.
Wheaty just earned 1337 awesomeness points



Yeah like my origional post I try as much as possible if I think its a serious question to answer seriously. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif I ain't the brightest bulb in the box but I can shine just a lil' bit.

Wheatpenny
Jan 3, 2007, 07:58 PM
Ok FKL I am leavin work and going home then to run some errands. thank you for helping me pass the dull workday with your questions will check back later.

UnderscoreX
Jan 3, 2007, 08:02 PM
Why ?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 3, 2007, 08:03 PM
On 2007-01-03 17:02, UnderscoreX wrote:
Why ? /Governator

Guitarsmasher
Jan 3, 2007, 09:00 PM
O wonderous wheatpenny, when will i FINALLY get a Wii?!

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 02:15 AM
On 2007-01-03 17:02, UnderscoreX wrote:
Why ?


Because I hate my job and I can barely stand 8 hours of it each day.

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 02:16 AM
On 2007-01-03 18:00, Guitarsmasher wrote:
O wonderous wheatpenny, when will i FINALLY get a Wii?!



If I am not mistaken Masters of Mario at Nintendo rattled off something about gettin more Wii out around March. I hope to get one then too, then Wii all win.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 4, 2007, 02:22 AM
Is your job better than selling corn and animals on the side of the freeway?

KojiroAK
Jan 4, 2007, 03:17 AM
What do you say to my new sig?

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 05:18 PM
On 2007-01-03 23:22, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Is your job better than selling corn and animals on the side of the freeway?



No at least selling corn and animals on the side of the freeway I would not be tethered to a cubicle and talking to idiots all day.

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 05:19 PM
On 2007-01-04 00:17, KojiroAK wrote:
What do you say to my new sig?



You are excused for bad engrish.

Wyndham
Jan 4, 2007, 05:20 PM
is your avatar addicted to heroine?

Leviathan
Jan 4, 2007, 05:26 PM
ooh, ooh!! whose prettier levi or oran?

&

on phoenix wright:ace attroney <<3rd trial turnabot sammurai>> where is the script that the director left?

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 08:58 PM
On 2007-01-04 14:20, Oran1324 wrote:
is your avatar addicted to heroine?



No, adicted to smurfs.

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 08:59 PM
On 2007-01-04 14:26, Leviatha wrote:
ooh, ooh!! whose prettier levi or oran?

&

on phoenix wright:ace attroney <<3rd trial turnabot sammurai>> where is the script that the director left?



Levi, definitly levi

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 4, 2007, 09:00 PM
How do you know without having seen any proof?

DikkyRay
Jan 4, 2007, 09:01 PM
woohoo! Your on!
Will i ever be able to download any more dschinghis khan songs ever again? Limewire didnt help and itunes wont let me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

UnderscoreX
Jan 4, 2007, 09:12 PM
Are you really truly really the spraypaint king?

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 11:12 PM
On 2007-01-04 18:00, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
How do you know without having seen any proof?



I guessed. And no offense to Oran but I am not into guys.

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 11:14 PM
On 2007-01-04 18:01, DikkyRay wrote:
woohoo! Your on!
Will i ever be able to download any more dschinghis khan songs ever again? Limewire didnt help and itunes wont let me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif




Yes all a matter of finding the right sharing service

Wheatpenny
Jan 4, 2007, 11:15 PM
On 2007-01-04 18:12, UnderscoreX wrote:
Are you really truly really the spraypaint king?



I am the self professed Spraypaint King,this title is subject to challenge at any time..sucks to be the king.

DizzyDi
Jan 4, 2007, 11:27 PM
Spraypaint king as you...you do graffiti, or DID graffiti?
Cause if you did you'd earn +3274374372 cool/badass points from me.

UnderscoreX
Jan 5, 2007, 12:17 AM
Or just played Gettin' up and now you think you can tag ?

DizzyDi
Jan 5, 2007, 12:24 AM
On 2007-01-04 21:17, UnderscoreX wrote:
Or just played Gettin' up and now you think you can tag ?



I fell for that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DizzyDi on 2007-01-04 21:24 ]</font>

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 12:28 AM
On 2007-01-04 20:27, DizzyDi wrote:
Spraypaint king as you...you do graffiti, or DID graffiti?
Cause if you did you'd earn +3274374372 cool/badass points from me.



I haven't done grafitii but even still I have a profound love for the art style and respect for the balsy souls who do it. The spraypaint king moniker is a title of a charecter from a book I am writing,decided to use it on here as a title too.

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 12:29 AM
On 2007-01-04 21:17, UnderscoreX wrote:
Or just played Gettin' up and now you think you can tag ?



I can't tag.(would like to)But for more on that read my reply to Dizzy's question.

UnderscoreX
Jan 5, 2007, 12:33 AM
You know, you could've just combined the questions and used one post to reply.
YOU'RE WASTING SPACE.
Why are you against the environment ?

DizzyDi
Jan 5, 2007, 12:36 AM
On 2007-01-04 21:28, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-04 20:27, DizzyDi wrote:
Spraypaint king as you...you do graffiti, or DID graffiti?
Cause if you did you'd earn +3274374372 cool/badass points from me.



I haven't done grafitii but even still I have a profound love for the art style and respect for the balsy souls who do it. The spraypaint king moniker is a title of a charecter from a book I am writing,decided to use it on here as a title too.



Well okay. You earn half those points for being up on Graffiti like that.

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 01:16 AM
On 2007-01-04 21:33, UnderscoreX wrote:
You know, you could've just combined the questions and used one post to reply.
YOU'RE WASTING SPACE.
Why are you against the environment ?




Answering the questions one at a time allows me to fire off an answer realy fast and can use what ever comes to mind first. Wasting space,yes. I am not against the enviroment

Because I don't want this happenign to me.Watch and see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYFu__Q9ASU

UnderscoreX
Jan 5, 2007, 01:38 AM
Why do you think I'll watch something, just cause you tell me to "watch and see" ?

Edit: That was actually pretty funny. CAPTAIN PLAAAANET.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: UnderscoreX on 2007-01-04 22:41 ]</font>

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 02:03 AM
On 2007-01-04 22:38, UnderscoreX wrote:
Why do you think I'll watch something, just cause you tell me to "watch and see" ?

Edit: That was actually pretty funny. CAPTAIN PLAAAANET.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: UnderscoreX on 2007-01-04 22:41 ]</font>



Because you just did.

CAPTIAN PLAAAAAAAANET!!!

KojiroAK
Jan 5, 2007, 06:06 AM
Do we exists?

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 11:34 AM
On 2007-01-05 03:06, KojiroAK wrote:
Do we exists?



Yes in the memory of another person's dream.

KojiroAK
Jan 5, 2007, 12:01 PM
On 2007-01-05 08:34, Wheatpenny wrote:
Yes in the memory of another person's dream.



Do you have evidences?

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 03:08 PM
No just a profound whisper in my soul that tells me so.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 5, 2007, 03:21 PM
Does this picture make sense?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/bisoncries.jpg

Why is Bison crying?

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 05:45 PM
On 2007-01-05 12:21, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Does this picture make sense?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/bisoncries.jpg

Why is Bison crying?



He is afraid Mike Tyson on the other side of the picture is gona bite his ear off.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 5, 2007, 05:46 PM
Thank you. (we've all forgotten to say thanks for the answers, slaps everyone, bad FKL!)

How do ears taste?

DizzyDi
Jan 5, 2007, 05:54 PM
What is the sound yellow makes?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 5, 2007, 05:57 PM
What happens when the beast comes out?

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 05:59 PM
On 2007-01-05 14:46, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Thank you. (we've all forgotten to say thanks for the answers, slaps everyone, bad FKL!)

How do ears taste?




Last ear I had a taste of was making out with this one girl,eveidently she didn't shower so it tasted like socks.

Wheatpenny
Jan 5, 2007, 06:04 PM
On 2007-01-05 14:54, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the sound yellow makes?




It makes this sound "ERRR". If you want to know what it actualy sounds like do this.

Insert Jackass 2 on DVD in your player then watch the opening and on the Dickhouse promo you will hear the "Err" sound.( that is if you wanted to know what that sonudslike.. went above and beyond on this one.)

Leviathan
Jan 5, 2007, 09:10 PM
why do fools fall in love?

why did system of a down go on hiatus. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

oh yea &you NEED one of these.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/delivers.jpg
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Scrub
Jan 5, 2007, 09:11 PM
why i am so
bald?

Angelous
Jan 5, 2007, 11:07 PM
What does it mean when a girl tells you "I want to kiss but I can't because of work"?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 12:15 AM
On 2007-01-05 14:57, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
What happens when the beast comes out?



When the beast comes out a phenomenon I like to call OH SHI- GTFO Happens. Usualy involving people running and screaming, or in the case of a sexy beast people getting naked follow by a bow chicha bow bow noise.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 12:20 AM
On 2007-01-05 18:10, Leviatha wrote:
why do fools fall in love?

why did system of a down go on hiatus. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

oh yea &you NEED one of these.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/delivers.jpg
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif




Fools fall in love because they don't watch where they are going and trip and land in it like a puddle,then get pissed because they got hosed. And some of them are just lovers at heart and that is their nature.

I assume they went on hiatus probably to work on some new badass project. If you need a System of a Down fix. Pick up a copy of Enter the Chicken by Buckethead Serj sings on a couple of the songs on the album and he produced it.Enclosed is a pic of Buckethead himself.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/Malvain/slunk.jpg

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 12:21 AM
On 2007-01-05 18:11, Scrub wrote:
why i am so
bald?



Either you are over 40 or you bleached your hair one too many times.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 12:23 AM
On 2007-01-05 20:07, Angelous wrote:
What does it mean when a girl tells you "I want to kiss but I can't because of work"?




The only profession I can think of that would tell you this would be a exotic dancer/striper.

astuarlen
Jan 6, 2007, 12:50 AM
I don't have any questions for you, Wheaty, because I already know everything. I just stopped in to approve of your Buckethead endorsement.
Carry on.

DizzyDi
Jan 6, 2007, 12:51 AM
Wheatpenny, whats buckethead endorsement?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 01:05 AM
On 2007-01-05 21:51, DizzyDi wrote:
Wheatpenny, whats buckethead endorsement?



Well buckethead is probably one of the greatest guitarists ever and no one has ever seen his face.He contributed a majorly bad ass song to Guitar Hero 2 called Jordan,which is how I came to know about him.I endorse him because he does his own thing musicaly and does not care about the conventions of stardom he is about the art.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 10:49 AM
Ah good to be back keep tha questions rolling in.

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 01:06 PM
May i ask you a question?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 01:13 PM
Go right on ahead. Thats why I started the thread. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 01:16 PM
What shell i ask you?

And do you think if we alternate the trilinear multiphase divergence in the shield, we get a real minuend twisted difficult blast proportion in the rear warp pillars?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KojiroAK on 2007-01-06 10:19 ]</font>

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 01:29 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:16, KojiroAK wrote:
What shell i ask you?

And do you think if we alternate the trilinear multiphase divergence in the shield, we get a real minuend twisted difficult blast proportion in the rear warp pillars?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KojiroAK on 2007-01-06 10:19 ]</font>


Just ask a question any question.

And no, thats how my brother died.

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 01:33 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:29, Wheatpenny wrote:

And no, thats how my brother died.



Oh, that was the reason why you planted the bomb there?

Think the guys still it was accident?

Angelous
Jan 6, 2007, 01:40 PM
Do Pegasus and Zarbon have a child together?

if so how is it possible other than adopting

Angelous
Jan 6, 2007, 01:41 PM
Whats the difference between English and Engrish?

UnderscoreX
Jan 6, 2007, 01:43 PM
Canibitch, oh Canibitch.
Where for art thou Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 01:56 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:33, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-06 10:29, Wheatpenny wrote:

And no, thats how my brother died.



Oh, that was the reason why you planted the bomb there?

Think the guys still it was accident?



Yes

And it was accidentaly on purpouse.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 01:58 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:40, Angelous wrote:
Do Pegasus and Zarbon have a child together?

if so how is it possible other than adopting




Yes his name is Ryan Seacrest.

And it is simple they put their DNA in a blender then cooked it in a waffle Iron and *Poof* Ryan Seacrest was born.

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 02:03 PM
-../---//-.--/---/..-//..-/-./-.././.-./.../-/.-/-./-..//--/---/.-./..././/-.-./---/-.././..--..

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 02:52 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:41, Angelous wrote:
Whats the difference between English and Engrish?



Well it is simple Engrish is created when Gui Gue (Yes the mini boss from PSO Seaside level) becomes involved in standard English. You see English makes Gui Gue mad and he and his Gee patrol try to hump the English language with their stingers whenever you use English around them.

Example Standard English: "Oh crap theres too many Gee in here." The Gee then sense this english and sting the crap out of you and then you repeat in Engrish.

Engrish post sting: " TOO MANY GISU!!!!! "

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 02:53 PM
On 2007-01-06 10:43, UnderscoreX wrote:
Canibitch, oh Canibitch.
Where for art thou Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with?




Eventhough Canibitch is gone, have no fear cause the rappin' lives on.From the call center where I work all the way to the street. I will spill out a rhyme over this here beat.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 02:54 PM
On 2007-01-06 11:03, KojiroAK wrote:
-../---//-.--/---/..-//..-/-./-.././.-./.../-/.-/-./-..//--/---/.-./..././/-.-./---/-.././..--..



Pork Chop Sandwiches

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 03:47 PM
What was again the question?

UnderscoreX
Jan 6, 2007, 03:52 PM
.::...:..:::..:. ?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 03:56 PM
On 2007-01-06 12:47, KojiroAK wrote:
What was again the question?



The question was "Where is the Cheadar?"

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 03:58 PM
Are you sure, honey?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 04:11 PM
On 2007-01-06 12:58, KojiroAK wrote:
Are you sure, honey?


Well your last question in english was this.

Oh, that was the reason why you planted the bomb there?

Think the guys still it was accident?

Then followed by this..Its probably in Engrish.


-../---//-.--/---/..-//..-/-./-.././.-./.../-/.-/-./-..//--/---/.-./..././/-.-./---/-.././..--..

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 04:15 PM
Morse code (http://www.pfadieschenberg.ch/morsen.htm)

Out_Kast
Jan 6, 2007, 04:28 PM
Here is my question.

OMGWTF?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 04:29 PM
On 2007-01-06 11:03, KojiroAK wrote:
-../---//-.--/---/..-//..-/-./-.././.-./.../-/.-/-./-..//--/---/.-./..././/-.-./---/-.././..--..



-./---//-.../..-/-//..//-../---//-./---/.--

DizzyDi
Jan 6, 2007, 04:31 PM
Should I let my new dog out of his cage?
Hes in there because this morning h e got out and we had to chase him around for liek an hour. Then when we got back he started peeing everywhere.
So we're trying to punish him, but I have a soft spot for animals.
So should I let him out?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 04:35 PM
If you have something to do and the animal is disruptive I don't see the harm in leaving it in there.Just let it out when you can pay atention to it and are not tied up.

Well if you want to break him of the peeing habit try this. Animal won't unrinate/deficate where it eats. place it in the cage along with the food bowl. Occasionaly let it out to go potty outside and to spend time playing with it untill it gets trained.

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 04:43 PM
How let the dogs out?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 04:54 PM
On 2007-01-06 13:43, KojiroAK wrote:
How let the dogs out?



Well yeah leting the dog out would be the obvious solution to the potty problem. but some dogs are more receptive to just being let out and some need to be coaxed into it.

Shadowpawn
Jan 6, 2007, 05:05 PM
Could you, in fact, beat a Wheatpenny...Mr. Wheatpenny?

Also, did you support GOD in 2006?

DizzyDi
Jan 6, 2007, 05:08 PM
If a wheatpenny was really made of wheat, would it be delicious?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DizzyDi on 2007-01-06 14:08 ]</font>

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 05:09 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:05, Shadowpawn wrote:
Could you, in fact, beat a Wheatpenny...Mr. Wheatpenny?

Also, did you support GOD in 2006?



Yes. no contest.

GOD as in our creator of universe?

Or Giga Overdrive Destruction

DizzyDi
Jan 6, 2007, 05:16 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:08, DizzyDi wrote:
If a wheatpenny was really made of wheat, would it be delicious?




ANSWER MY QUESTION! >:0!

Leviathan
Jan 6, 2007, 05:19 PM
if i were to punch DizzyDi in the eye would he still be a pretty mofo?

what makes the world go round?
<<my friend told me he did. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif >>

what color is happy?

what color is sad?

what is what exactly?

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 05:30 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:08, DizzyDi wrote:
If a wheatpenny was really made of wheat, would it be delicious?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DizzyDi on 2007-01-06 14:08 ]</font>


I would probably be broke cause I would have eaten them all.

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 05:33 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:19, Leviatha wrote:
if i were to punch DizzyDi in the eye would he still be a pretty mofo?

what makes the world go round?
<<my friend told me he did. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif >>

what color is happy?

what color is sad?

what is what exactly?




Yes Dizzy would just use his Bad Ass powers to regenerate.

Black is happy.

Black is sad.

Exactly is a form of measurement that is used to describe a measurement in more detail than just "roundabout".

Leviathan
Jan 6, 2007, 05:39 PM
OBJECTION!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1640939[/url)

Wheatpenny
Jan 6, 2007, 05:59 PM
But you didn't say what you were objecting to...

Shadowpawn
Jan 6, 2007, 06:15 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:09, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-06 14:05, Shadowpawn wrote:
Could you, in fact, beat a Wheatpenny...Mr. Wheatpenny?

Also, did you support GOD in 2006?



Yes. no contest.

GOD as in our creator of universe?

Or Giga Overdrive Destruction



GOD..as in the bottle...which in turn is whatever you want to be. It's your savior, your lover, your excuse as to why you stripped nude in public. It's whatever.

Moo2u
Jan 6, 2007, 07:01 PM
How many wives is too much?

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 07:10 PM
If i have a question, who to ask?

Angelous
Jan 6, 2007, 07:10 PM
Why do they Call Me the Natural God Destroyer?

Moo2u
Jan 6, 2007, 07:16 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:39, Leviatha wrote:
OBJECTION!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1640939[/url)



You planed that out strangly well! You are improving in awesomeness, pupil Leviatha...

Leviathan
Jan 6, 2007, 07:20 PM
On 2007-01-06 14:59, Wheatpenny wrote:
But you didn't say what you were objecting to...


i object to you, wheatpenny.

obviously the "color" black is a shade.
have you ever taken an Art class.
thats like the first things they teach you about colors, &shades.

KojiroAK
Jan 6, 2007, 07:21 PM
Where is my center?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KojiroAK on 2007-01-06 16:21 ]</font>

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 7, 2007, 12:26 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:20, Leviatha wrote:
i object to you, wheatpenny.

obviously the "color" black is a shade.
have you ever taken an Art class.
thats like the first things they teach you about colors, &shades.


Tomorrow Leviathann you'll learn blue + yellow = green.

Also brown + green = breen.

-

Is breen a good color to paint a house with Wheatpenny?

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 08:56 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:01, Moo2u wrote:
How many wives is too much?




13

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 08:57 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:10, Angelous wrote:
Why do they Call Me the Natural God Destroyer?



Because you grew that way you are a Natural God Destroyer as opposed to a Artificial God Destroyer.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 08:57 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:10, KojiroAK wrote:
If i have a question, who to ask?



Me. Ask Me. Alway Ask Me.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 08:59 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:20, Leviatha wrote:

On 2007-01-06 14:59, Wheatpenny wrote:
But you didn't say what you were objecting to...


i object to you, wheatpenny.

obviously the "color" black is a shade.
have you ever taken an Art class.
thats like the first things they teach you about colors, &shades.



If you want to get technical. And yes I took 4 years of art in high school but we never got into that deep of a discussion of color.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 09:00 AM
On 2007-01-06 16:21, KojiroAK wrote:

Where is my center?



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Its right over






keep srcolling







almost there





Its right here ------->.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 09:02 AM
On 2007-01-06 21:26, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-01-06 16:20, Leviatha wrote:
i object to you, wheatpenny.

obviously the "color" black is a shade.
have you ever taken an Art class.
thats like the first things they teach you about colors, &shades.


Tomorrow Leviathann you'll learn blue + yellow = green.

Also brown + green = breen.

-

Is breen a good color to paint a house with Wheatpenny?



browngreen? Mabee if you had a house by the sea.

I would stick to the traditional white.

KojiroAK
Jan 7, 2007, 09:36 AM
Do you think there are stupid questions?


And do Bielefeld exists?

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 10:21 AM
Here is the heiarchy of question types
Serious-Usualy asked when someone is in a great quandry and does not know what to do and needs guidance.

Normal- Simple questiopn requiring a simple answer

Stupid- A question that is funny either from the audacity that such a question would be asked due to its simplicity. Or funny because someone ask the question purupously with the intent of seeing if the answeree would give a intentionaly comical answer.

Retarded-No just don't you just don't ask these questions.

FKL- Questions of an unknown nature and complexity.These questions usualy deal with such hard issues as Spam, being bad ass, and other assorted unconventialities.


And Bielefeld info courtesy of our good friends at Wikepedia

Bielefeld is a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is located at 52° N, 8.5 E on both the western and eastern slopes of the Teutoburg Forest. Population: 329,000. The current mayor is Eberhard David.

The name Bielefeld is derived from the old name bileveld, which means "hilly field". The city separates the two main ridges of the Northern and Southern Teutoburg Forest from each other. The centre of Bielefeld is situated on the eastern side of the Teutoburg Forest, but the modern city incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hilltops.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 11:59 AM
O.O I'm all alone and it's dead at work.. SAVE ME FKL!!

Leviathan
Jan 7, 2007, 12:05 PM
On 2007-01-03 15:40, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Well, depends what you want to go to college for. . . Different colleges offer different courses.

Picture required but the beauty that really counts is on the inside.

Well, most girls don't listen to metal. . . Slipknot is death metal, even less feminine.





Slipknot is deathmetal?

since when?

KojiroAK
Jan 7, 2007, 12:08 PM
On 2007-01-07 07:21, Wheatpenny wrote:
And Bielefeld info courtesy of our good friends at Wikepedia

Bielefeld is a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is located at 52° N, 8.5 E on both the western and eastern slopes of the Teutoburg Forest. Population: 329,000. The current mayor is Eberhard David.

The name Bielefeld is derived from the old name bileveld, which means "hilly field". The city separates the two main ridges of the Northern and Southern Teutoburg Forest from each other. The centre of Bielefeld is situated on the eastern side of the Teutoburg Forest, but the modern city incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hilltops.


Your one of them!
Why? Why do you try to misguide people?

And what's really at the place, where they say Bielefeld is?

geewj
Jan 7, 2007, 01:01 PM
If someone went into the future and had a conversation with themselves from the past, when the conversation took place would the man from the future not already have had that conversation? And if so would he not have a different opinion and intent where that conversation was concerned, and so a new conversation would take place instead... but the man from the future would have previously had this conversation as well, thee by giving him a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion... and I guess in the end he'd just hit back on the browser, yeah?

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 02:19 PM
On 2007-01-07 10:01, geewj wrote:
If someone went into the future and had a conversation with themselves from the past, when the conversation took place would the man from the future not already have had that conversation? And if so would he not have a different opinion and intent where that conversation was concerned, and so a new conversation would take place instead... but the man from the future would have previously had this conversation as well, thee by giving him a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion for a new conversation for a new opinion... and I guess in the end he'd just hit back on the browser, yeah?



I looked far and wide for an answer for this question which I will take a que from the game over screen from Metal Gear Solid 3..

TIME PARADOX!!!

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 03:04 PM
On 2007-01-07 09:08, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-07 07:21, Wheatpenny wrote:
And Bielefeld info courtesy of our good friends at Wikepedia

Bielefeld is a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is located at 52° N, 8.5 E on both the western and eastern slopes of the Teutoburg Forest. Population: 329,000. The current mayor is Eberhard David.

The name Bielefeld is derived from the old name bileveld, which means "hilly field". The city separates the two main ridges of the Northern and Southern Teutoburg Forest from each other. The centre of Bielefeld is situated on the eastern side of the Teutoburg Forest, but the modern city incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hilltops.


Your one of them!
Why? Why do you try to misguide people?

And what's really at the place, where they say Bielefeld is?



I am not deceving, Wiki was right. Even checked Google Earth to be sure,and it is where it says it is. an actual city

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 03:05 PM
On 2007-01-07 09:05, Leviatha wrote:

On 2007-01-03 15:40, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Well, depends what you want to go to college for. . . Different colleges offer different courses.

Picture required but the beauty that really counts is on the inside.

Well, most girls don't listen to metal. . . Slipknot is death metal, even less feminine.





Slipknot is deathmetal?

since when?




Since half past never.

Dre_o
Jan 7, 2007, 04:19 PM
Do you want to know about thr33?

KojiroAK
Jan 7, 2007, 04:20 PM
On 2007-01-07 12:04, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-07 09:08, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-07 07:21, Wheatpenny wrote:
And Bielefeld info courtesy of our good friends at Wikepedia

Bielefeld is a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is located at 52° N, 8.5 E on both the western and eastern slopes of the Teutoburg Forest. Population: 329,000. The current mayor is Eberhard David.

The name Bielefeld is derived from the old name bileveld, which means "hilly field". The city separates the two main ridges of the Northern and Southern Teutoburg Forest from each other. The centre of Bielefeld is situated on the eastern side of the Teutoburg Forest, but the modern city incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hilltops.


Your one of them!
Why? Why do you try to misguide people?

And what's really at the place, where they say Bielefeld is?



I am not deceving, Wiki was right. Even checked Google Earth to be sure,and it is where it says it is. an actual city



They want us to believe this.
They have the control over the internet.
So they manipulate everything to make us believe Bielefeld exists.

Wait, you nearby convinced you don't belong to them and you misguided like the other, but I'm not that easy to trick.

So admit you belong to them.
You a part of them.

What do you hide from us?

Your part of the Bielefeld Conspiracy

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Moo2u
Jan 7, 2007, 05:16 PM
What is the circumference of a moose?

Bot-Bot
Jan 7, 2007, 05:56 PM
On 2007-01-07 14:16, Moo2u wrote:
What is the circumference of a moose?


Irrelevant.

_Ted_
Jan 7, 2007, 06:03 PM
What ever happened to Amiadon?

What about Outrider? Is he too cool for the internet now!?




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Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 07:15 PM
On 2007-01-07 13:19, Dre_o wrote:
Do you want to know about thr33?



Sure I guess.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 07:17 PM
On 2007-01-07 13:20, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-07 12:04, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-01-07 09:08, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-07 07:21, Wheatpenny wrote:
And Bielefeld info courtesy of our good friends at Wikepedia

Bielefeld is a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is located at 52° N, 8.5 E on both the western and eastern slopes of the Teutoburg Forest. Population: 329,000. The current mayor is Eberhard David.

The name Bielefeld is derived from the old name bileveld, which means "hilly field". The city separates the two main ridges of the Northern and Southern Teutoburg Forest from each other. The centre of Bielefeld is situated on the eastern side of the Teutoburg Forest, but the modern city incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hilltops.


Your one of them!
Why? Why do you try to misguide people?

And what's really at the place, where they say Bielefeld is?



I am not deceving, Wiki was right. Even checked Google Earth to be sure,and it is where it says it is. an actual city



They want us to believe this.
They have the control over the internet.
So they manipulate everything to make us believe Bielefeld exists.

Wait, you nearby convinced you don't belong to them and you misguided like the other, but I'm not that easy to trick.

So admit you belong to them.
You a part of them.

What do you hide from us?

Your part of the Bielefeld Conspiracy

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The only thing I am hiding is the Cheese Danish....cause its mine and you can't have it.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 07:18 PM
On 2007-01-07 14:16, Moo2u wrote:
What is the circumference of a moose?





Roughly more than that of a yak.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 07:21 PM
On 2007-01-07 15:03, _Ted_ wrote:
What ever happened to Amiadon?

What about Outrider? Is he too cool for the internet now!?

They are being held hostage in Shagri-La by the Salami Swami



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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 7, 2007, 08:36 PM
Who makes a cartoon better, Adam West or Mark Hamill?

Fantasm
Jan 7, 2007, 09:52 PM
my car is governed a 105 but my speedometer goes up to 120. i drive a ford escort. turning on the emergency brake turns of f the governor. my emergency brake doesn't work. how bad would it be to lose one of my motormounts at that speed?

and how awesome is The Vincent black shadow? (the motorcycle and the band)

Moo2u
Jan 7, 2007, 10:05 PM
It's not my place in this thread Hayabusa, but I'm going to have to say Mark Hamill. He's a surprisingly versitile voice actor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000434/).

KojiroAK
Jan 7, 2007, 10:22 PM
On 2007-01-07 16:17, Wheatpenny wrote:
The only thing I am hiding is the Cheese Danish....cause its mine and you can't have it.


Haha, that's it.
Bielefeld is in truth the biggest storage of Danish cheese.

And we all know, Danish cheese is the fuel of the alpha centauri.

So Bielefeld is a landing place for space ships from alpha centauri.

Admit it!

Oh, and:
Who wants to live for ever?

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Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 11:52 PM
On 2007-01-07 17:36, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Who makes a cartoon better, Adam West or Mark Hamill?



Mark Hamil.. There will never be anyone in this world other than him do the voice of the Joker.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 11:55 PM
On 2007-01-07 18:52, Fantasm wrote:
my car is governed a 105 but my speedometer goes up to 120. i drive a ford escort. turning on the emergency brake turns of f the governor. my emergency brake doesn't work. how bad would it be to lose one of my motormounts at that speed?

and how awesome is The Vincent black shadow? (the motorcycle and the band)



Well not long,even shorter if your engine throws a rod due to the overstress of the motor.

Never head of the motocycle or the band.. does sound intruiging though.

Wheatpenny
Jan 7, 2007, 11:57 PM
On 2007-01-07 19:22, KojiroAK wrote:

On 2007-01-07 16:17, Wheatpenny wrote:
The only thing I am hiding is the Cheese Danish....cause its mine and you can't have it.


Haha, that's it.
Bielefeld is in truth the biggest storage of Danish cheese.

And we all know, Danish cheese is the fuel of the alpha centauri.

So Bielefeld is a landing place for space ships from alpha centauri.

Admit it!

Oh, and:
Who wants to live for ever?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KojiroAK on 2007-01-07 19:42 ]</font>



No one truly wants to live forever, they just want to live abnormaly wrong.I personaly view imortality as a curse more than a blessing.

UnderscoreX
Jan 8, 2007, 08:21 AM
Give me a straight answer, are you a lesbian?

AC9breaker
Jan 8, 2007, 08:47 AM
How do you AXE someone a question?



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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 8, 2007, 09:53 AM
If 6 is afraid of 7, who is 7 afraid of?

Why do you really have to answer in the form of a question on Jeopardy?

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 09:57 AM
On 2007-01-08 05:21, UnderscoreX wrote:
Give me a straight answer, are you a lesbian?



Yes I love women very much http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 09:59 AM
On 2007-01-08 05:47, AC9breaker wrote:
How do you AXE someone a question?



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You just did little did you know that an alternate speling for awesome is AXE. so you asked me an AWESOME question.

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 10:00 AM
On 2007-01-08 06:53, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
If 6 is afraid of 7, who is 7 afraid of?

Why do you really have to answer in the form of a question on Jeopardy?



7 is afraid of 10 because if I am not mistaken thats the number of standard rounds in a desert eagle.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 8, 2007, 10:19 AM
What about that second one I asked?

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 10:22 AM
On 2007-01-08 07:19, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
What about that second one I asked?



The only person who can not answer the answer in the form of a question is Sean Connery.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 8, 2007, 10:34 AM
Why is his scene of riding the bike in that good movie Finding Forrester used in stupid ytmnds?

Why did a scene with him voice acting come up on The Critic DVD just as I read that about Connery? (or was it just an impersonation?)

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 10:55 AM
On 2007-01-08 07:34, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why is his scene of riding the bike in that good movie Finding Forrester used in stupid ytmnds?

Why did a scene with him voice acting come up on The Critic DVD just as I read that about Connery? (or was it just an impersonation?)




Because hearing Sean Connery say "You're the man now dog!" Is intensely comical.

Sean Conery is probably the closet any mortal will come to acending to godhood. Saying his name calls out to him. His name is power.

Wheatpenny
Jan 8, 2007, 06:28 PM
Cheese Danish.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 8, 2007, 09:31 PM
Can an outfit really make a butt look bigger?

Which makes it biggest?

Smallest?

DizzyDi
Jan 8, 2007, 10:01 PM
What is the perfect way to woo a girl?

Leviathan
Jan 8, 2007, 10:16 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?

Moo2u
Jan 9, 2007, 12:42 AM
On 2007-01-08 19:01, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the perfect way to woo a girl?



Quickly! Tell him before the big FKL sweet 1337-teen senor pr0m dance-aton!

No one wants to go to that thing alone! Oh the humiliation!


....my question is what is mysterious allure of the keytar?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2007, 12:59 AM
Jesus and Akuma have both been known to wear rope thong sandals.
- What does this mean?

Moo2u
Jan 9, 2007, 01:04 AM
You'll learn when you're older son...

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 02:32 AM
On 2007-01-08 18:31, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Can an outfit really make a butt look bigger?

Which makes it biggest?

Smallest?




Daisy Dukes.

Baggy Cargo pants

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 02:33 AM
On 2007-01-08 19:01, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the perfect way to woo a girl?



I regret to inform you there is no perfect way they,women are all drasticaly diferent.

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 02:34 AM
On 2007-01-08 19:16, Leviatha wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?



You would too if you lived at Col. Sanders' place.

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 02:35 AM
On 2007-01-08 21:42, Moo2u wrote:

On 2007-01-08 19:01, DizzyDi wrote:
What is the perfect way to woo a girl?



Quickly! Tell him before the big FKL sweet 1337-teen senor pr0m dance-aton!

No one wants to go to that thing alone! Oh the humiliation!


....my question is what is mysterious allure of the keytar?





See Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts.



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Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 02:36 AM
On 2007-01-08 21:59, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Jesus and Akuma have both been known to wear rope thong sandals.
- What does this mean?



Akuma is the re-incarnation of Jesus Christ...He is apparently upset and violent since he died for us and he comes back to find out the world is in a worse state than how he left it.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2007, 03:38 AM
Cats, dogs, frogs, or turtles?

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 04:32 PM
On 2007-01-09 00:38, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Cats, dogs, frogs, or turtles?



Dogs. They are man's best friend after all.

Sgt_Shligger
Jan 9, 2007, 04:37 PM
How far can I throw a Yamato?

Wheatpenny
Jan 9, 2007, 04:39 PM
On 2007-01-09 13:37, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
How far can I throw a Yamato?




Probably farther than Shadow from Final Fantasy 6, more than likely the damage will be over 9000. There will be no survivors.