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SuperRygar
Jan 25, 2007, 01:03 PM
god damn motherf**ker, f**king piece of s**t!!! I'll kill you!!! f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k!

Sephlock
Jan 25, 2007, 01:09 PM
More like the "Boom headshot" guy when he gets killed.

Akaimizu
Jan 25, 2007, 01:11 PM
Impression of my character when a good pair of Guns break.

<Two shots are fired and Tynselle leaves>

Narrator: Meanwhile back at the People Resources Department.

"Great! Another weapons accident at the Grinding Station. Ok, let me look through these applications to find a suitable replacement."

Turambar
Jan 25, 2007, 01:15 PM
Impression of my character when anything worth grinding breaks

"Now where's that time machine...."



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Akaimizu
Jan 25, 2007, 01:33 PM
That reminds me of this impression:

My Impression of the Prince of Persia, when his grinded weapon breaks.

"No. No. No. That's not how it happened."

<uses Hourglass>

Laranas
Jan 25, 2007, 01:46 PM
"F**k you Neudaiz lady, I never asked much from you!"

darkounet
Jan 25, 2007, 01:51 PM
"BORDEL DE MERDE!"

Impression of a guy who made his del jagnus, told everyone how happy he was, and broke it at 2nd grinding less than 5 min later.

This retarded guy hadn't even seen his caracter with it and hit with it.
The grinding was adding like 8 pp and 5 atk. XD

panzer_unit
Jan 25, 2007, 01:52 PM
You guys notice that grind desk staffing is totally racist right? It's because those people get abused so bad.
GRM = Casts... ugly humans at the grind desk
Yohmei = Newmans... ditzy looking beast at the grind desk
Tenora = Beasts... mean little newm at the grind desk

Thrash777
Jan 25, 2007, 01:54 PM
"Dam you server side saving!"

Gamemako
Jan 25, 2007, 02:04 PM
On 2007-01-25 10:09, Sephlock wrote:
More like the "Boom headshot" guy when he gets killed.



He's called FPS Doug.

Know your Pure Pwnage.

Umi_Ryu
Jan 25, 2007, 02:06 PM
On 2007-01-25 10:51, darkounet wrote:
"BORDEL DE MERDE!"

Impression of a guy who made his del jagnus, told everyone how happy he was, and broke it at 2nd grinding less than 5 min later.

This retarded guy hadn't even seen his caracter with it and hit with it.
The grinding was adding like 8 pp and 5 atk. XD

I lol'ed on this one. Allons, allons, ce n'est pas beau de jurer ...

Guys, I will never know how someone who breaks his weapon while grinding, since I will keep myself from trying this, I'm so used to fail with 90% or more chances of success.

By the way, do they have a cast for ginding at the colony ? Since, it is, if I am right, for Kubara products, no ?

Tengoku
Jan 25, 2007, 02:08 PM
On 2007-01-25 10:52, panzer_unit wrote:
You guys notice that grind desk staffing is totally racist right? It's because those people get abused so bad.
GRM = Casts... ugly humans at the grind desk
Yohmei = Newmans... ditzy looking beast at the grind desk
Tenora = Beasts... mean little newm at the grind desk
That's because all the smart/ good-looking people get transferred away from those desks as soon as possible.

Trainer: Alright, this is where you'll be working in the grinding shop.
Trainee: Excuse me, did you say grinding shop?
Trainer: Yes. Now, this big red button...
Trainee: What is a grinding shop, exactly? I don't recall seeing this particular position in my MMORPG Shop Employee manual.
Trainer: *sigh* Players come in to see you and you upgrade their weapons.
Trainee: So why the life insurance policy? My friend at the armor shop doesn't have one.
Trainer: Sometimes you'll break their weapons during upgrade and ...
Trainee: Break? As in on purpose?
Trainer: No, no. It just happens. Anyways, their weapon breaks and ...
Trainee: Wait, we build space stations, jump tubes, multi-gigawatt lasers, and you're telling me their simple handguns and swords break while being upgraded?
Trainer: Yes, and they get quite testy when it happens.
Trainee: Testy.
Trainer: Mmm-hm. Homicidal is another way to describe it. Very accurate in fact...
Trainee: Do I get a large wall between me and them? How about a photon shield?
Trainer: Just a counter. It should be quite sufficient, I think.
Trainee: Sufficient? For what? These players us frikkin' photon arts as an afterthought while fighting the SEED invasion? A counter is sufficient?
Trainer: It should give you at least a decent headstart...
Trainee: Uh, I'm calling the union. I'll be ri-i-i-ight back.
Trainer: Bloody hell. There goes another one.

Akaimizu
Jan 25, 2007, 02:15 PM
Hey. I like that dialogue Tengoku. Goes right inline as a possible continuation from my first post. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

SuperRygar
Jan 25, 2007, 02:16 PM
HAHAHA >.< very nice Tengoku

*bows*

Destruct05
Jan 25, 2007, 02:37 PM
On 2007-01-25 10:03, SuperRygar wrote:
god damn motherf**ker, f**king piece of s**t!!! I'll kill you!!! f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k!

lol! that has definately got to be THE best impression of someone's weapon breakin due to grinding!

Scejntjynahl
Jan 25, 2007, 02:47 PM
*Throws controller at wall*

Banish
Jan 25, 2007, 05:42 PM
*crashes through and knocks Banish out*

DikkyRay
Jan 25, 2007, 05:44 PM
what i say when a wep breaks: Dangit. Oh well i can synth another, hopefully this time with a higher percent.