Dear twatwaffle store owners

[Palefire]

Me walking into your store =/= me automatically buying something. This is especially true if by 'reasonable prices' you really mean 'insanely overpriced'. Earth logic dictates that if you want me to buy something from you, make it cheaper than what the NPCs charge for it. I am not going to buy Monomate at 8000 Meseta, no matter how special Mummy said you are. And no, "Buy something or leave!" will not guilt me into buying anything.

Apparently you're not aware of this, but I need to actually visit your store to see how things are priced. So if I'm in your shop comparing prices, quit your whinging and deal with the fact that other players have shops just as you do. And aren't whiffing Elmer's when they set their prices.

Finally, if it bothers you that much when other players visit your room, it would probably be a good idea not to open a frakkin' store. (Or, for the love of fluffy puppies & kittens, put it in your ad and set a password on it if you're only using it for storage)

No love,
Me

[Kent]

Twatwaffle? That's a new one.

I think it goes without saying, that advertising as "reasonable" prices really bears no meaning, at all.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-01-27 22:49, Kent wrote:
Twatwaffle? That's a new one.

I think it goes without saying, that advertising as "reasonable" prices really bears no meaning, at all.


I don't use the word cheap in my shop ad, nor the "prices soo good ya wanna slap ya momma" farce.

NO BS prices is what I use.

Look, don't look, up to you.

[DizzyDi]

oh lawd. Twatwaffle...omg.
I didn't even read the rant I just clicked cause twatwaffle made me lol.

[DonRoyale]

Twatwaffle, lol http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

My ad: "No non-elemental photon BS"

Because people are pricing elemental photons at 100k, and non-elemental photons at 50k. =

I'm not a scammer. I want money, IDC if it's duped. I mean, sure, earning it is nice, but having the money helps when you're dirt-poor. ._.

I agree, though. Saying "reasonable prices" with 99999999999 monomates is pretty self-defeating, innit http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Leviathan]

On 2007-01-27 22:58, DizzyDi wrote:
oh lawd. Twatwaffle...omg.
I didn't even read the rant I just clicked cause twatwaffle made me lol.


i did too. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
eek, thats not cool of course you have to actually go in the store before you can actually buy something. X[

[Wheatpenny]

Twatwaffle...start breakfast right..between your girlfriend's legs...

[xxTrystanxx]

"Twatwaffle" made my day....

[Feelmirath]

*Jumps on the twatwaffle train*
But yeah, that's generally why I never speak to anyone in their shop unless I actually buy stuff from them XP

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-01-28 13:59, Wheatpenny wrote:
Twatwaffle...start breakfast right..between your girlfriend's legs...



Oh many so many jokes are possible...But I'll hold my tongue. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Oh shi- I laughed so hard I did the Urkel snort.

[Almalexia]

Nothing makes me more madder than when something is false advertized.

8* weapons 100,000.

Only to go there and find them priced for 500,000. No not mistaking 9*'s for 8 either.

[Tengoku]

Don't like, don't buy. "Let the buyer beware" and all that. /shrug

Liked the "twatwaffle" reference though. I'll have to use it. Muuuuch better than your "rant".

[UnderscoreX]

LOL Store owners!