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Anubis_
Jan 29, 2007, 10:38 PM
- Most women in society dont want in depth jokes.
They want stupid, random one-liners
astuarlen
Jan 29, 2007, 11:05 PM
Wisdom is nice, but knowledge of the truth is better.
Moo2u
Jan 30, 2007, 01:18 AM
I wise man also said, "let's see how lound I can fart!" But he wasn't known for saying it, and it since has been lost to history.
Rasputin
Jan 30, 2007, 01:20 AM
^Funniest thing I've read all day
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 30, 2007, 01:33 AM
On 2007-01-29 19:38, Anubis_ wrote:

90% of people who die in USA have eaten carrots once in their life


Damn carrots.
Sayara
Jan 30, 2007, 07:29 AM
On 2007-01-29 19:38, Anubis_ wrote:

- He who helps those in the mud, will also be in the mud, haha!
Mixfortune
Jan 30, 2007, 07:34 AM
Relevancy, my yet elusive love.
Bot-Bot
Jan 30, 2007, 07:58 AM
On 2007-01-29 22:18, Moo2u wrote:
I wise man also said, "let's see how lound I can fart!" But he wasn't known for saying it, and it since has been lost to history.


How did you even get the "n" in loud?

It's at least 2 keys from any of the letters in loud.
Anubis_
Jan 30, 2007, 09:04 AM
Bot-Bot dude.. the n is silent.. duy...
UnderscoreX
Jan 30, 2007, 11:21 AM
Armegedon happens on earth and everybody goes to purgatory to get judged by god. so god says to all the men -
"Men, i want you to form two lines..one for men who were ruled by thier wives and the other for men who ruled thier wives."
soon the line for "men who were ruled by thier wives" becomes thousands upon thousands of miles long..
God looks over at the line for "men who were ruled by thier wives" and says.."hmm..i see..you men are very honest and will be rewarded."
God then looks over at the line for "men who ruled thier wives" and sees ONE man standing there all by himself..
God asks the one man standing in the line for "men who ruled thier wives" - "My son..out of all the men on the earth..you are the only man who was able to rule his wife..tell me my child..how were you able to accomplish such an amazing feat?"..
the man then answers: "my wife told me to stand here......."
DizzyDi
Jan 30, 2007, 04:21 PM
lawl~nyo.
Scejntjynahl
Jan 30, 2007, 04:29 PM
pfft
Shadowpawn
Jan 30, 2007, 05:25 PM
The S drinketh a bottle of ALPHA and OMEGA, and gives the expression "o.O".
Moo2u
Jan 30, 2007, 09:32 PM
On 2007-01-30 04:58, Bot-Bot wrote:

On 2007-01-29 22:18, Moo2u wrote:
I wise man also said, "let's see how lound I can fart!" But he wasn't known for saying it, and it since has been lost to history.


How did you even get the "n" in loud?

It's at least 2 keys from any of the letters in loud.




I got mad mispelling skillz. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif