Hey random people get a load of this!

[TalHex]

You know how there is all those really conservative Christians who are anti video games? I found a site by a group of them who video game reviews, some of the stuff on there is pretty rich.

Link: http://www.almenconi.com/reviews.php?opt=games&sc_id=131/
Reviews >> Video Games

[Nidramag]

lol
still know I'm christian, and I am most certainly not conservative...

[TalHex]

I have nothing against christians, only christians who hate video games (shudders) [an evil sub culture]

[geewj]

They aren't so crazy

http://www.almenconi.com/reviews.php?art_id=820

I've seen some where the review would have been 'VAPMPIRES AND MAGIC ARE EVIL!'

[TalHex]

on another one i saw them in favor of fire emblem path of radience... they gave it something like 4.5 out 5... and it has violence and magic (be afraid, we gamers might actually try something)

[Nidramag]

yeazz!! mommy, I wanna be a killer because they perform magic cirles and spells and people die and are topless!!!
these people are IDIOTS....did they do PSO or PSU?

[TalHex]

yeah on another site one sec ill get it... i was suprised by what they put though...
Link:http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/titles.html
TITLE INDEX [Christian Spotlight's Guide 2 Games]

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-01-31 18:47, Nidramag wrote:
yeazz!! mommy, I wanna be a killer because they perform magic cirles and spells and people die and are topless!!!
these people are IDIOTS....did they do PSO or PSU?


Hey.

Jesus is very good at games mind you.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/12

[TalHex]

I had no idea... and now i am scared for life (no wait thats something else...)

[Nidramag]

my morals...may be few...but not bendable!!!!!!!

[TalHex]

... whats wrong with bendable things?... stretchy things are also great (gotta love them rubber bands)

[KojiroAK]

You are all doomed perverts.
Hmm, i think, that explains why i like this place.

*g*

I stopped to take such people serious years ago.
But i think they are funny.

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[TalHex]

yup anything involving a six pack of wolves rubber bands, a spoon and video games has to be perverted... oh, crap i'm out of dr.pepper

[sprky585]

the funniest part about that is i read the review on a game call "the christianty founders" or something like that and...of course...it got a score of 100, and then halo gets a 80 because of "humans killing other things in self-defense" and "puddle of blood forms when a character is killed"

im christian and the only thing im really against is abortion...and i think same-sex marriage is just weird but im not offended by it, i dont freak out if i see a gay couple...i just dont like christian who freak out at everything...it makes me sad...o well...CHICKAPU!

[VanHalen]

hmm God doesnt like PSO according to one person lol

[geewj]

I think the inner workings of the 100 point scale might have you confused.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-01-31 19:53, VanHalen wrote:
hmm God doesnt like PSO according to one person lol




"Phantasy Star Online" is one of those rare games that I believe is totally alright in God's eyes. Highly recommended.

http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2001/phantasystaronline.html

One of those rare games GOD likes.

[Mixfortune]

That's just cause God wants you to help him run for a Sealed J.

[Rasputin]

Some segments I found funny

On Halo:
"Nudity/Sexual Content: 17 out of 20
Your computer can talk to you and take the form of a hologram of a sexy woman."

On LoZ: Wind Waker:
" OCCULT MATERIAL
Certain elements of magic appear early in the game. For instance, you are given a utensil called "the wind waker" that allows you to play songs that interact with the gods (i.e. one song will control the wind, while another may warp you to a different section of the game). You can use one song to "mind control" other characters in the game.

One of the game's main elements is raiding "sacred" temples, complete with odd wall carvings and idols, to gain hidden treasures. Temples are complete with odd wall carvings and idols. Think Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom meets King Arthur.

The magic in the game falls somewhere between the supernatural in the Chronicles of Narnia and the occult. It is difficult to determine whether it is harmless or potentially harmful. The issue of mind control and association with Greek mythology may cause some players to feel that they are on the brink of the demonic; others will simply enjoy the challenge.

This is one of the most exciting games I have ever played. However, the invigorating pleasure may distort one's judgment if he is not careful."

On Tetris DS:
"Nudity/Sexual Content: 20 out of 20
There is no sexual content in Tetris DS."

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-01-31 19:58, Mixfortune wrote:
That's just cause God wants you to help him run for a Sealed J.


GOD has to catch up to Jesus' great equip set of course and all the help given is welcome with open arms.

[TalHex]

GOD vs. PSO final boss interesting... but short lived...

[TalHex]

Jesus saber, jesus armor, etc... impressive...

[KojiroAK]

On 2007-01-31 20:04, TalonKitsune wrote:
Jesus saber, jesus armor, etc... impressive...



Cheesus

[VanHalen]

On 2007-01-31 19:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-01-31 19:53, VanHalen wrote:
hmm God doesnt like PSO according to one person lol




"Phantasy Star Online" is one of those rare games that I believe is totally alright in God's eyes. Highly recommended.

http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2001/phantasystaronline.html

One of those rare games GOD likes.



"Whatever the last person said about this game should be almost completely ignored. I've been playing PSO for a year now and it is not a pleasing game in God's eyes."

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-01-31 20:20, VanHalen wrote:
"Whatever the last person said about this game should be almost completely ignored. I've been playing PSO for a year now and it is not a pleasing game in God's eyes."


I didn't get soo far as the comments. Shame on me.

But its really the Gameshark and bad people online that make him hate the PSO game, an otherwise totally alright in GOD's eyes game.

[VanHalen]

God likes PSO. well he should he has items named after him

[Mixfortune]

Or maybe he should stop being lazy and just finish C-Mode already.
Bastard takes all the fluids.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

TP die, a sin?!

[KojiroAK]

On 2007-02-01 02:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Or maybe he should stop being lazy and just finish C-Mode already..



I think he has already, at least he has godmode.
(old cheater)

[DizzyDi]

Christianity: If it feels good, its a sin and you're going to hell for it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-01 07:44, DizzyDi wrote:
Christianity: If it feels good, its a sin and you're going to hell for it.


Hahas, "get a load."

Thread too naughty now.

-20 on the Christianity game scale.

[DizzyDi]

Children's teddy bear wielding a deadly weapon and smoking (-30 points)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Internet Badass, ruckus bringery, Beast fighter, in some kind of fort with an e.

Flashy demonic like image in the signature space, as if his head is shrinking by the witchcraft present in this place.

-40 points
(although it was a super kickass game, much like the Ninja Gaiden review (http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2004/ninjagaiden.html) and if you can handle yourself when the skimpy attire woman comes on the screen, you should check it out!)

[UnderscoreX]

Nodding for an extensive amount of time can cause injury to your spinal chord. -40

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-01 08:03, UnderscoreX wrote:
Nodding for an extensive amount of time can cause injury to your spinal chord. -40


Break yo neck! Come on! /Busta-bust, Flipmode

[UnderscoreX]

Do the bus a bus.
Rockin to the beat.

[geewj]

On 2007-02-01 07:44, DizzyDi wrote:
Christianity: If it feels good, its a sin and you're going to hell for it.



Thats Catholicism.

Pretty much take everything Christianity does, add a ritual and smack yourself on the knuckles with a ruler. Thats Catholicism.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-01 17:54, geewj wrote:

On 2007-02-01 07:44, DizzyDi wrote:
Christianity: If it feels good, its a sin and you're going to hell for it.



Thats Catholicism.

Pretty much take everything Christianity does, add a ritual and smack yourself on the knuckles with a ruler. Thats Catholicism.



O rite sorry, lemme rephrase Christianity then.

Christianity: We hate women and gays.

[TalHex]

you forgot magic... christians hate magic

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

The Pope likes them Ferraris though. FYI, if you wanna get the man a gift or something.