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Sinue_v2
Feb 1, 2007, 02:31 AM
Apperantly there was a large terrorist scare in Boston yesterday which caused the ports, highways, and many establishments to be closed. What caused it? Viral marketing... Turner Broadcasting, in an attempt to advertise Aqua Teen Hunger Force had a group of employees place small lighted outlines of characters from their show (Moonanite flipping you off) around various areas of the city.

What's the rational way to handle the situation? Of course, lets call the goddamned bombsquad, raise the terror alert level, and put the city on lockdown. Great... that's not an over-reaction at all. And then.. once the truth comes out and the "authorities" are embarassed - what do they do? They want to sue Turner Broadcasting for "wasting" the police & fire department's time, not to mention for the panic that "they" caused. Granted, they should have gotten a permit to put up these devices... but the permit costs more than the fine. So what's wrong with fining them as usual? It's not like these guys erected a faux atomic device, or were shipping packages of white powder. Because the government over-reacted and wasted their own resources - now Turner may have to pay well above and beyond what anyone else who doesn't bother with getting a permit.

Have we Americans really become such pussies since 9/11?

Wait... don't answer that.

geewj
Feb 1, 2007, 04:26 AM
Maybe I should start making calls to the police every time I see a blinking light in a car. Car bombs are more realistic than... blocky flip-off glow in the dark poster bombs are.

Suing Turner is ridiculous. I heard they are trying to see who else they can hold accountable to sue. A fine I guess for putting them up without a permit, but the city needs to bone up and take responsibility for overreacting. Ain't it nice to see that their first impulse is to try to bleed the fiasco out of the company? Hevean forbid they take any sort of monitary responsiblity for the situation unless they have to.

And the whole citizen who cried bomb thing is getting old. But this is the governments doing, and they can pay the price and take the heat themselves. Happy hunting!

VulpesMundi
Feb 1, 2007, 04:38 AM
I agree that the US has become a laughing stock since 9/11. All this excessive faux-security seems too much. Next thing you know they're going to track down and imprison every tom, dick, and harry who played a videogame that involved any gunplay, demolitions work, or killing of any sort as a precaution (and I bet you anything it HAS been suggested... many times).


On 2007-02-01 01:26, geewj wrote:
But this is the governments doing, and they can pay the price and take the heat themselves. Happy hunting!

One problem. Who pays the government the money they use? The public through taxes. We're screwed either way, it seems.

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geewj
Feb 1, 2007, 05:02 AM
On 2007-02-01 01:38, VulpesMundi wrote:

On 2007-02-01 01:26, geewj wrote:
But this is the governments doing, and they can pay the price and take the heat themselves. Happy hunting!

One problem. Who pays the government the money they use? The public through taxes. We're screwed either way, it seems.


Then throw another 'Damn this government sucks' tick on the charts. Eventually all these little ticks are going to topple it, and we'll see it's more trouble than it's worth. If we don't get ourselves nuked before then that is.

Uncle_bob
Feb 1, 2007, 05:06 AM
Oh man, it's fucking great. On CNN they just showed some bomb squad guy removing one of the "big bad bombs". That wasn't that funny in itself, but what was funny is that they censored the entire "bomb".

So far they've arrested two men on felony charges. Their lives and careers are essentially ruined because idiots in charge goofed up and are too stubborn to admit it. Go to hell, Boston.

Edit: We live in constant fear of anything now; it's really fucking sad.



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ABDUR101
Feb 1, 2007, 10:45 AM
I always thought the 'terror levels' were funny. "It's a yellow day, it's the anniversary of Bin Laden's wife's brother in laws son to his first wife."

I wonder, do people HONESTLY even care about the terror alert levels? Are there people honestly wigging out and getting paranoid because some idiot in government decides to set the 'terror level of the day' higher because of second and third and fourth hand suspicious hear-say?

I hadn't heard about this in Boston, so thats honestly just absurdly funny..to the point that I'm not fond of attributing myself as a citizen. These people are leading the herd? The Censor-Police?

Scejntjynahl
Feb 1, 2007, 11:19 AM
"But this is the governments doing, and they can pay the price and take the heat themselves"

Elected by the people. Sustained by the people. So who really is at fault?

Here is the only problem with all of this that I see. Sure that was a prank. Sure it was funny and what not. Yes the authorities overeacted and now we can say how stupid they are.

But. If it wasnt a joke. If it was a threat and the authorities did nothing? Then it would be a whole different kind of rant altogether.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Seriously if that network would have notified its intentions, paid whatever fee is needed, would any of this had happened? I doubt it. Most networks like most companies that I have seen, love to cut corners. And as such mishaps occur. All in the name of fun no?

Offtopic: Same as that radio station holding that contest for the Wii system where contestants had to drink large amounts of water. Harmless fun to most. Yet they were warned, notified that there was possible danger. Did they stop? No. Why not? Because what harm can it do? -_- Well one person dead harm. Sure it wasn't their "intention" for that to happen, but it was their lack of common sense that did it. And now they are all up and arms trying to defend themselves. Yeah Im sure if no one had perished from it none of this would be discussed and most likely they would keep holding similar contests. It is the what "ifs" that include others that should be considered thouroughly the most. Its one thing to do stupid things that affect you only, and its another to do things that implicate others.

$0.02

Sinue_v2
Feb 1, 2007, 02:28 PM
But. If it wasnt a joke. If it was a threat and the authorities did nothing? Then it would be a whole different kind of rant altogether.

From me? No.. it wouldn't have. I may have even marveled at the terrorists over their ingenious. It would be on par with spraying athrax or other biological agents on the side of a train disquised as grafitti. I, unlike apperantly some, realise that we are in a war with these radicals - and there will be casualties. Perhaps total strangers, or perhaps my own family and friends. However I cannot live in fear of loss or death. That is the entire point of me making this thread. How have we become so paralized by the fear of terror, when the likelyhood of even dying in a terrorist attack is astronimical. Every day you go to work and start up your car you have a exponentially higher chance of comming home in a coroner's bag. You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning... twice. We don't raise the alert level durring a traffic jam... and we don't cower in fear of the lightning. (despite the weather alerts which almost noone pays serious attention to unless at risk of a tornado or hurricane)

In any case - the really funny thing is that these Turner employees accomplished their job, far beyond anyone's expectations. The amount of viral advertising unleased over this fiasco in enourmous and has reached not just to a few major city - but all across the nation. If on the chance that Turner intended this outcome all along - then they are goddamned marketing geniuses.

HUnewearl_Meira
Feb 1, 2007, 03:15 PM
My thought on this is that it doesn't go back to a police officer encountering one of these things; it goes back to idiot seeing somebody plant a device in plain sight and get into a van or whatever. That idiot freaked out, called 911, convinced that he'd just seen a bomb being planted. I sincerely hope he feels terribly stupid now. That's the person that needs to be getting sued for wasting public resources; not the business that didn't, in fact, do anything really out of place.

This happened because one, or maybe as many as a handful of paranoid idiots couldn't tell the difference between an unusual but harmless ad campaign, and a bomb. Excellent. The irony is that they actually added lights to the streets, in theory, making them safer (albeit, meaninglessly) in the dark.

Seems like a whole bunch of stupid, to me. Some idiot overreacts over the advertising for a piss-poor TV show, causing the police to jump ahead of themselves and overspend on a false alarm.

Blitzkommando
Feb 2, 2007, 01:30 PM
The delicious irony of it all is that Boston was one of 10 cities for the campaign. Granted it could've happened in any of them, but it didn't. Not only that, but the ads were in place for a couple of weeks before this started. I think someone was getting too many fumes from the Big Dig and decided to be Mr. Hero and panic the authorities. Watch out for those tossed out Lite-Brites! They're really bombs in disguise! Both sides are in the wrong, but when the ball went back into Boston's court they decided to attempt to save face by blowing it so out of proportion that it garnered world-wide attention. In the end Warner got better advertising out of it than they could have ever hoped for and Boston became the butt of the jokes for the next couple weeks.

roygbiv
Feb 2, 2007, 03:53 PM
from the sound of the judge talking about the case... it seems highly unlikely that they will get convicted... i.e. they need to have intended to cause panic (uh... yeah... not quite)... It's an amazing level of publicity for the movie though... like you can't buy this kind of exposure.

Nani-chan
Feb 3, 2007, 04:10 AM
I'd vote Frylock for president, if he ran for the office.

Sychosis
Feb 3, 2007, 08:46 AM
On 2007-02-03 01:10, Nani-chan wrote:
I'd vote Frylock for president, if he ran for the office.



Agree'd.

OnnaWren
Feb 3, 2007, 02:35 PM
Yes, I live in the Boston area, and I am ashamed.

We're all jumping at every little sound, constantly looking over our shoulders, and pointing at everything as being suspect. Rampant paranoia, anxiety, confusion, panic and fear. Over what? A friggin' Lite-Brite? Shit, if that's the case, the real terrorists won a long time ago, having achieved exactly what they wanted.

Give me a break.

Mayor "Mumbles" Menino wants to string up the poor dupes that hung the signs (for only $300, natch) because they played the whole thing off as a joke. Joke's on us, Bahstuhn! The friggin' things were in 13 other cities for up to three weeks(!) without incident. What makes us different? The fact that 9/11 "started" here? A misplaced sense of guilt over something that was never our fault? Please.

Turner shouldn't be all to blame either. No one's talking about lynching the NYC ad execs who came up with the idea of guerilla marketing ATHF in such a way; those same execs that told the duo to "pretty please keep everything on the DL". Christ. Turner's paying up, though. Almost a million dollars in manpower and manhours chasing the Mooninite "bombs".

(You'd think that if terrorists were going to build Lite-Brite bombs featturing cartoon characters, that they'd pick more well-known ones than Ignigtunaut (sp?) and Err...)

Menino is also calling on the public to boycott the ATHF movie (due in theaters April 13). Smooth. But he forgets that those who would boycott Cartoon Network, ATHF, their local theater, whatever, are the people who never would have gone to see it in the first place.

eBay has removed auctions of the Mooninite lites citing that "they incite violence". What? Because Ignigtunaut (sp?) is flipping the bird? Gahd.

GET A GRIP, PEOPLE!

Turner's genius. The ad company, genius. ATHF, super-genius.

Just thought I'd get all of this off my chest.



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ShinMaruku
Feb 3, 2007, 05:21 PM
Well Ameircnas where never known as clever people and Boston is silly but then again how they treat brothas no surprize but suing? That's the commoan American elixer sue,sue sue, like little bitches.
Still it's funny I applaud Time Warner.
All in all it boils down to stupidity of people. Carry on no surprise.

Nidramag
Feb 3, 2007, 07:30 PM
It's Turner. and We're not all idiots over here, just all the higher-up people. And they make the smart people look bad. Seriously, though. America is a frightened chiled right now. over light. you know it's gotten to the point where , at an airport we overheard some sucurity things, and a bunch of security guards were acting like something huge was going on, as if they found a bomber. Here it turned out that some 80-year-old in a wheelchair, very immoble couldn't take off his shoes for inspection. in fact he could barley move. they wouldn't even let someone else take off his shoes for him. THAT IS HOW TERRIBLY STUPID OUR GOVERNMENT IS...mostly. at least it's not 100% idiotic. they haven't installed secrity cameras around everyone's houses...YET.

Moo2u
Feb 4, 2007, 01:40 AM
WARNING! CONSTANT F-BOMB DROPPINGS!

For those who don't know.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4G-D0F4Q9yk

And as the responce, the accused would only take questions abour hair styles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2ytr2Oyv4&NR). Only one reporter caught on. Good for him!

Talk about awesome promotion. You can't buy publisity like this!

Thoughts anyone?

Chuiji
Feb 4, 2007, 01:43 AM
Heard about this a few daus ago, it has been ridiculously blown out of proportion...THEY WERE LITE BRITES FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

ABDUR101
Feb 4, 2007, 02:15 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=134248&forum=11&15

Your topic is in another forum, try again Mario.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 4, 2007, 05:03 AM
We also covered it in spamada when Uncle posted it there, Moo:

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=134244&forum=14

Moo2u
Feb 4, 2007, 02:23 PM
I'm late to the party! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

I just wanted to point out important hair style in the 70s.