FKL Power Meeting

[DizzyDi]

Ok folks.
I've been noticing some dropping of morale around the office and I've called together this here power meeting.
Now in order to up morale and consequently, the output of quality spam there will be some changes from here on out.
Now all you guys are familiar with casual Friday. We know how much Haya loves to come into the office with his Hawaiian shirts, jeans, and sandles. But now instead of just casual friday...every first Wednesday of the month will be...WACKY WEDNESDAY! Thats right! come into the office as wacky as you like! Wear wacky colors like...RED, OR YELLOW!
Just not too wacky. Remember, this is a professional environment. If you must wear a wacky color, make sure it is dull, dreary, and/or washed-out. Bright and wacky colors will distract our customers from the spam
Also! We're now allowing you, our valued workslaves- I mean... employees to decorate your cubicles! Put up pictures of your family...maybe some WACKY posters or something...Just keep it professional.

Now some other changes.
We're going to have to change our tried and true GOD formula. Theres too much sugar and caffeine in it and the kiddies are getting addicted and the parents are suing our asses off. Also if we water it down more we'll make 2 more cent a bottle. IMAGINE THE PROFIT! Also because of the law suits we're going to have to lay a few of you off, and lower the rest of you guys' pay.

Its a new year guys! Power is the word of the year! We're going to do everything with power from now on! You got a report you need to file in, DO IT WITH POWER! Speaking of which, Wheatpenny you're going to have to stay late today or this weekend to file that report that was due last week. You got some spam books you need to balance, DO IT WITH POWER! C'MON FKL, LETS BRING BACK SOME QUALITY SPAM AND RAWK OUT THIS 1ST QUARTER OF THE NEW YEAR...WITH POWER!

[TalHex]

I get paided?

[Shadowpawn]

Um sir! I worked 20 hours overtime last week and I didn't get the 1.5 rate pay that was supposed to get. In fact I just got .5x my normal pay for the extra hours. Was that payroll's fault or...

[TalHex]

...come to think of it the god bottles of late have been making me hallucinate... are you sure that you are only adding water to them?

[DizzyDi]

Its actually because the 5th division spam team failed to meet quota 4th quarter of last year. Now everybody has to pay the price.
One team goes down...everyone does, WITH POWER.
Maybe next time you'll get on 5th division's asses when they start to slack.

[TalHex]

what about the 21th division?

[UnderscoreX]

Don't even think about mentioning them.

[Anubis_]

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/033/9/f/quarterly_projections_by_JRisme.jpg

Who gives a damn about the 21st..

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[Nidramag]

do I even work for you? please tell me... I forgot if I do...


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[Anubis_]

On 2007-02-02 14:33, Nidramag wrote:
do I even work for you? please tell me... I forgot...



You just answered your own question...

[TalHex]

maybe sending the 21st division into the PSU forum was a bad idea... I knew those softies would get torn to pieces...fools

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Wayyy too many people using that HUmar avatar.

Get your own faces people. Like zomg.

How am I supposed to mail out this office-wide memo with subsequent anecdotes on them if everyone is running around with the same face?

[Nidramag]

plz, DizzyDi, someone, answer me!!!!! DO I WORK HERE????

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 15:39, Nidramag wrote:
plz, DizzyDi, someone, answer me!!!!! DO I WORK HERE????


Nope, you're the cat suit wearing guy out in front of the office asking for spare change in exchange for bad answers to good questions.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-02 14:33, Nidramag wrote:
do I even work for you? please tell me... I forgot if I do...


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Not with that attitude you don't! We're all about positivity, motivation, attitude, and teamwork here at FKL!
http://www.trizle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/motivator2705629-thanksflickmotivator.thumbnail.jpg
Now get into your cubicle and show the world what you got!
Also, PSU General and Off-Topic Word association is kickin our asses in the spam department. We need you to work 2 hours longer every day.

Addendum: with no increase in pay.



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[Wheatpenny]

Can I still put my bare ass on the copy machine and xerox it?

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-02 16:00, Wheatpenny wrote:
Can I still put my bare ass on the copy machine and xerox it?



Of course! And make sure you post them in people's cubicles with personalized notes!

[Sgt_Shligger]

I think I know the answer but what am I supposed to be doing?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 16:08, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
I think I know the answer but what am I supposed to be doing?


Tha Discko!

Really, if you don't know don't be afraid to ask the boss!

We're in this together. Teamwork hut hut hike.

*heisman pose with a stapler*

[TalHex]

hmmm... I use to have the same face as what nidramag has now because i thought that that avatar was a fennec for some reason... anyways... we are running low on wolves on floor 7 tell the guy out front with the cat suit that i'll give him $20 to get us another six pack... has anyone seen my spoon?

[DizzyDi]

I'm just the motivational guy.

[Sgt_Shligger]

I did ask directly. . . and is Dizzy the boss?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Who is the boss then. . . And is my [obvious] job throwing Yamatos? Or am I on guard duty somewhere?

[DizzyDi]

You're to make sure people are staying in their cubicles and doing their work, and if they aren't THEN you throw yamatos at them.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Would that also make me the security guard?

*Watches for slackers*

[TalHex]

wait if Sgt_Shliggy is on guard duty then why did I hire the drunken hobo on floor 2?

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-02 16:20, TalonKitsune wrote:
wait if Sgt_Shliggy is on guard duty then why did I hire the drunken hobo on floor 2?



mascot.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Perfect, we got everything to represent ourselves... DOES PSU GENERAL OR THE WORDASSOCIATION THREAD HAVE A MASCOT????!??!?! I THINK NOT!

[DizzyDi]

They still produce more spam than us though.
And 4/5s still say that PSU General and Off-Topic are common household names.
FKL on the other hand... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TalHex]

ARRGH! floor 7 just ran out of wolves! and floor 3 is being over run by cats! this must be the work of nidramag!

[Shattered_weasel]

I drew these charts in ink that was once invisible. Now...they no longer exist. Should I start dancing again or what?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 16:30, Shattered_weasel wrote:
I drew these charts in ink that was once invisible. Now...they no longer exist. Should I start dancing again or what?


If it feels good, do it!

As long as the workload doesn't swing my way and topple my desk in its descent towards impending snowball doom, I'm good.

I'm gonna take an hour lunch break, give or take and extra hour for traffic.

Someone else can cover me until then right?

Peace.

[VanHalen]

i say we throw a office party this saturday to make the employees feel special

[TalHex]

Wooo! only *looks at broken watch* 4 hours and 20 mins until party!

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-02 16:32, VanHalen wrote:
i say we throw a office party this saturday to make the employees feel special



Only for 20 minutes, then its back to work. This isn't a circus, this is FKL and its serious business.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 16:46, DizzyDi wrote:
Only for 20 minutes, then its back to work. This isn't a circus, this is FKL and its serious business.

Real talk. When the boss is angrii~ look out!

I have to submit a business proposal to dhylec pretty soon, anybody else have a request? And I mean anything from sandwiches to extra paperclips. Its all game.

[Leviathan]

am i the secretary?

cuz i dont wanna be.
so what my job?

[DizzyDi]

girl who gets hit on awkwardly by every male in the office, and files a law suit against said office.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 17:29, DizzyDi wrote:
girl who gets hit on awkwardly by every male in the office, and files a law suit against said office.


And catches many a said man on the pr0n websites when you're just minding your own business walking about the office.

Also you send out office-wide chain letters that nobody likes thus people steal your lunch out of the fridge, name written on it be damned!

[Leviathan]

someones going to steal my Big Red &leftover pizza from last weekends party that may pr may not have gotten out of control?

dude its on!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

[Nidramag]

sir! I have succesfully accumulated 89 cents! I will begin to live in my cardboard box outside the main building at once!

[VanHalen]

On 2007-02-02 16:46, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2007-02-02 16:32, VanHalen wrote:
i say we throw a office party this saturday to make the employees feel special



Only for 20 minutes, then its back to work. This isn't a circus, this is FKL and its serious business.



ok so what time will our 20 min party be? gotta be at night cause i got art classes in the afternoon so i wont be in the office. hey i gotta better idea how about i plan this? best 20 minutes ever!

[Nidramag]

...why does everyone on this site make fun of me liking cats?
I JOINED this site to get OUT of that...

[UnderscoreX]

There's like 6 topics in Off-Topic about Cat lovers, you're not exactly a minority.
Maybe it's just you, dude.

[DizzyDi]

Wisdom in moderation my friend, wisdom in moderation.

[VanHalen]

On 2007-02-02 17:57, Nidramag wrote:
...why does everyone on this site make fun of me liking cats?
I JOINED this site to get OUT of that...




its ok that you like cats i have no problem with it. its just that there are so many topics about cats all saying the same thing and its pretty annoying. idk if its your doing but its (name cannot be said to protect from flaming)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 17:57, Nidramag wrote:
...why does everyone on this site make fun of me liking cats?
I JOINED this site to get OUT of that...

Cat related incidents are at an all time high thanks to PSU, that jerk of a sister product making company whom we compete directly with.

If you'd try to get a job in their domain, you'd fit right in with that group of nanny-ninny-nyan-nyoro~n-meow group. Also use many smilies such as these: XD, =o.o= =^-^= (^^ ;;) after every post, like a "typical guy" or cat freaky deaky lover.

[VanHalen]

On 2007-02-02 18:02, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-02-02 17:57, Nidramag wrote:
...why does everyone on this site make fun of me liking cats?
I JOINED this site to get OUT of that...

Cat related incidents are at an all time high thanks to PSU, that jerk of a sister product making company whom we compete directly with.

If you'd try to get a job in their domain, you'd fit right in with that group of nanny-ninny-nyan-nyoro~n-meow group. Also use many smilies such as these: XD, =o.o= =^-^= (^^ ;;) after every post, like a "typical guy" or cat freaky deaky lover.



i know who you are talking about and its one of the reasons why im in FKL and off-topic im not going to PSU general for awhile.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 18:06, VanHalen wrote:
i know who you are talking about and its one of the reasons why im in FKL and off-topic im not going to PSU general for awhile.


I'm not talking about anyone in particular.

I remember roygbiv making a slight remark at the furries, the latest of many he and others said, and some crazy Willsmith came out of the woodwork to post big hamster and Will Smith pics, so I'm not gonna hate. We don't need to see the "Big Willy likes dem bears" again. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Wyndham]

I'm fancy.

[DizzyDi]

AW HELL NAW!

[VanHalen]

On 2007-02-02 18:09, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-02-02 18:06, VanHalen wrote:
i know who you are talking about and its one of the reasons why im in FKL and off-topic im not going to PSU general for awhile.


I'm not talking about anyone in particular.

I remember roygbiv making a slight remark at the furries, the latest of many he and others said, and some crazy Willsmith came out of the woodwork to post big hamster and Will Smith pics, so I'm not gonna hate. We don't need to see the "Big Willy likes dem bears" again. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif




yeah we dont need to see that. i think nidra would fit in perfectly with the PSU community. he can buy is character those wee little cat ears and spam MEW MEW POWA! and growl when he nanoblast

[DizzyDi]

Back to the topic at hand.
Produce more quality spam, and less fluff!

EDIT: QUALITY SPAM.


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[VanHalen]

but with no fluff theres not enough. anyway we may need to steal some spam

[Leviathan]

i was walking around the office &i saw nidramag was on 4chan.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
punish thy

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-02-02 16:06, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2007-02-02 16:00, Wheatpenny wrote:
Can I still put my bare ass on the copy machine and xerox it?



Of course! And make sure you post them in people's cubicles with personalized notes!



Ok boss I'm on it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-02 18:14, Oran1324 wrote:
I'm fancy feast fan numburu one mew mew! (=^.-=)


Its a spy!

Take em away Sergeant Shliggy.

[VanHalen]

burn the witch!!!!

[Nidramag]

...

[VanHalen]

On 2007-02-02 19:08, Nidramag wrote:
...


dont worry your not the bad guy you were original

[TalHex]

...By the way how many floors are in this building after the 13th floor things get really chaotic... I swear I was attacked the other day on floor 45 by a cube the size of a gorilla... do we even have a top floor?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Probably. How else does the all knowing Wheatpenny get in to work.

Can't park an S-Coptor in the parking garage, he needs the top floor heli-pad.

And also him and his troops can handle the gorilla cubes on the way to his corner office with a view, ... of the red light district.

[TalHex]

red light distric when was that built? I swear this office is even more random than the spam we clog the internet with

[Nidramag]

umm...hello?

[Moo2u]

Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?

[DizzyDi]

Moo, you're our lawyer. Help defend us against these GOD law suits.

[Wheatpenny]

The red light district or as I like to call it the break room http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif is in view of my office. It was placed there accidentaly on purpouse.
And the S coptor yeah I have to park it on the roof, strange part is I walk in on the roof from the helipad and the door goes into the basement, never thought to question it just took the elevator up. Oh and Levia brousing 4 chan isn't against company policy. Just browsing myspace and thats only because myspace and no one else's. What about a company Octoberfest complete with leiderhosen and beer and sausage?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I'll bring the Heinies! (and boy was they fine G)

[DizzyDi]

No beer, only watered down GOD.

[TalHex]

Hey guess what we now have a basement! I took the elevator up to the top floor and some how I ended up under ground... it was just cold enough that we can store the GOD bottles down there with out refrigerating them! woo!

[Shadowpawn]

That should cut cost by .1%!

[TalHex]

ya didn't miss much moo, we only managed to break 15 laws of physics while you were gone...

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-02-03 10:57, Shadowpawn wrote:
That should cut cost by .1%!



you're still not getting that raise.

[Nidramag]

aw, please, Dizzy? can I work here?
I hate begging for change in my new goldfish suit (someone threw catnip at my other one and it somehow burned) and someone stole my box, I think his name was UPS or something.

[Leviathan]

oh so no myspace, but yes to AIM?

because you never said so &im only assuming...
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
&about this Oktoberfest party, do you B.Y.O.B. or is someone going to bring their own little stash?

[Nidramag]

I HAVE A RESUME!!!!
damn accent marks http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifissaprove:

anyways, I have an official wheatpenny awesome lisence!!!!



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[TalHex]

What is it that i do here anyways... I only seem to wonder around drinking coffee and GOD bottles, breaking as many laws of physics as possible... and ordering six packs of wolves and spoons...

[Rion772]

Who made a mess in my cubicle?!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-02-03 13:23, TalonKitsune wrote:
What is it that i do here anyways... I only seem to wonder around drinking coffee and GOD bottles, breaking as many laws of physics as possible... and ordering six packs of wolves and spoons...


Make a request on my proposal to dhylec.

I mean, its due by Monday. Hurry up with it.

[Moo2u]

On 2007-02-03 11:33, Nidramag wrote:
aw, please, Dizzy? can I work here?
I hate begging for change in my new goldfish suit (someone threw catnip at my other one and it somehow burned) and someone stole my box, I think his name was UPS or something.



As Mr. Di's attorny, I'd advise you leave me clint be, less you want a siriously awesome courtroom beating.

[DizzyDi]

;8