a joke

[FOAtHeart]

Q: Hey, Anna Nicole Smith, what are you doing?

A: Nothin', just being dead.



YOU HEARD IT FROM ME FIRST! Not really.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

10 past the hour I heard it here first. Zomg. Beedie beep FoFoFKLTVNEWS

[DizzyDi]

One day a passenger plane is flying in the air (like planes tend to do) and one of the engines blow up due to some fuel problem. So the pilot gets on the intercom and says "Ladies and gentleman, I regret to inform you that one of our engines have exploded and a crash is inevitable. I suggest that you call you loved ones and get everything in order because we're all going to die." So after the announcement the plane is in an uproar and the passengers are going crazy. Int he midst of all the turmoil one lady jumps up and takes all her clothes off. "If I'm going down, I'm going down like a true woman!" She cries out defiantly. "Whos man enough to stand up to me?" Everyone stays dead silent, except one man... He stands up, and takes his shirt off, handing it to the bare lady. "Here," he proclaims. "iron this."

[Sayara]

OH DAMN

[KojiroAK]

If deference is important for you, don't read the following jokes:
Anna will get 3 graves.
One for her Body, and for each breast one.

Anna won't will get a grave.
She will be directly sent to the special refuse.

[Scejntjynahl]

Even for FKL, this is in poor taste http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Mixfortune]

I agree, my tastebuds are aflame.
Too much styrofoam I wager.

[Nidramag]

*starts practicing step dancing, then falls*

[Stan]

..

who?

[KojiroAK]

An other one:
The coroner refused to open her head, because he feared the vacuum inside could absorb the entire universe

[Obscenity]

First, a joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?








































My ass.

(This is followed by maniacal laughter from Betty/Master Pain and his lackeys.)

[KojiroAK]

On 2007-02-09 13:08, Obscenity wrote:
First, a joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?


An owl that is automatically pulled back to Athene.

(so you don't have to carry them to Athene)