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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 9, 2007, 10:41 PM
How is the GOD production going lately?

Should there be a new and improved formula, for more drunky power?

Should selling the GOD as a non alcoholic make any money? (Kids love those juice boxes and all, research shows)

Could that non alcoholic GOD be called WWJD?
Shadowpawn
Feb 10, 2007, 09:03 AM
GOD's doing great.

We're working on two new GOD formulas called VISHNU and ALLAH, they're aimed towards our middle eastern market.

Yes, selling to the kids would be good but the GOD brand should still have a ounce of alcohol left (just not enough to classify as intoxicating...maybe .00000001%)

Sure, that's works.
geewj
Feb 10, 2007, 09:46 AM
On 2007-02-09 19:41, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Could that non alcoholic GOD be called WWJD?


What would Jesus drink?
Hrigg
Feb 10, 2007, 11:42 AM
I think Jesus would drink ALLAH
DizzyDi
Feb 10, 2007, 12:12 PM
I think he'd drink SHIVA
geewj
Feb 10, 2007, 12:16 PM
On 2007-02-10 09:12, DizzyDi wrote:
I think he'd drink SHIVA



They went out for like three days ya know.
KojiroAK
Feb 10, 2007, 01:54 PM
On 2007-02-10 09:16, geewj wrote:

On 2007-02-10 09:12, DizzyDi wrote:
I think he'd drink SHIVA



They went out for like three days ya know.



I always had the suspicion Jesus was/is (immortal soul and so on, you know) this way.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 10, 2007, 06:47 PM
On 2007-02-10 06:46, geewj wrote:

On 2007-02-09 19:41, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Could that non alcoholic GOD be called WWJD?


What would Jesus drink?


Word.
Shadowpawn
Feb 10, 2007, 08:42 PM
WORD it is!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 10, 2007, 08:50 PM
Hey wait a minute, hold on, don't patent that name!
Shadowpawn
Feb 10, 2007, 09:33 PM
We'll pend the patent until further notice. Besides, you're the co-prez of GOD Inc, remember? You get a say so in this too!
Rasputin
Feb 10, 2007, 11:42 PM
Jesus would drink Jesus Juice.


HIO!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2007, 01:56 AM
Do you even have a active definition of that word that is widely accepted Rasputin?

Even urban dictionary is all over the place on that one and its not like that happens a lot or anything over there right?!

I'd imagine the Juice box is a pic of Jesus doing the http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif shoulder shrug and the name is WWJD(rink)?

We put out many, many flavors over the years and they have to continue buying them all if they really want to find out! (There may be cheapskate holdouts and protests to just leak the secret already, but pay that no mind; or the ones who don't care as much as this advertising scam concept continues along.)
Rasputin
Feb 11, 2007, 02:28 AM
Jesus Juice - What Michael Jackson gives to his guests.
DizzyDi
Feb 11, 2007, 10:42 AM
Haysues Juice - For Gardeners and Construction workers.
geewj
Feb 11, 2007, 11:22 AM
On 2007-02-11 07:42, DizzyDi wrote:
Haysues Juice - For Gardeners and Construction workers.



It's funny cause it's true... and because it rhymes.
astuarlen
Feb 11, 2007, 02:16 PM
Jesus Juice is just a ripoff of Zeus Juice.

It's funny 'cause...
-it's true, or might be
-it rhymes
-it's more politically correct
-it reflects a historical truth: worship of Zeus antedates worship of Jesus
-it's thematically self-consistent: Zeus is a better analogue for Jesus than this hypothetical "Heysues"
-it's thematically consistent with the thread in general
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2007, 06:58 PM
Hey Zues?