View Full Version : THE NEW STORY!!!
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 22, 2007, 08:00 PM
I know my last Storytime thing was a disaster, SO YOU PEOPLE BETTER NOT MAKE IT CRAZY LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME!!!Ok, somebody start the story.
Ether
Feb 22, 2007, 08:09 PM
One day a...
Pinecone
Feb 22, 2007, 08:29 PM
...guy...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 22, 2007, 08:34 PM
...named...
Pinecone
Feb 22, 2007, 08:38 PM
...guy...
UnderscoreX
Feb 22, 2007, 08:45 PM
..named..
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 22, 2007, 08:50 PM
...goat...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 22, 2007, 08:58 PM
...guy...
UnderscoreX
Feb 22, 2007, 08:58 PM
..named..
DizzyDi
Feb 22, 2007, 09:14 PM
...called...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 22, 2007, 09:18 PM
...guy...
DizzyDi
Feb 22, 2007, 09:20 PM
...said...
DizzyDi
Feb 22, 2007, 09:23 PM
(I lol'd)
...and then he...
...went into a random house...
UnderscoreX
Feb 22, 2007, 09:42 PM
..named..
VanHalen
Feb 22, 2007, 10:02 PM
..Mcdonalds..
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 22, 2007, 10:04 PM
...where...
...onion rings were order...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 22, 2007, 10:11 PM
...McRib has retired...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 07:42 AM
..and that pissed him off, so...
geewj
Feb 23, 2007, 07:53 AM
...freakin much, ...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 10:42 AM
...that he called his friend...
Moo2u
Feb 23, 2007, 11:08 AM
...Billy Bob Thorton....
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DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 11:23 AM
...and the two of them...
Moo2u
Feb 23, 2007, 11:30 AM
...danced in a medow...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 11:41 AM
...and frolicked in the garden...
UnderscoreX
Feb 23, 2007, 11:42 AM
..named..
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 11:43 AM
...far bunnies...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 07:52 PM
...and then they found the evil Far Bunnies living in the far bunnies garden plotting to take over the world...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 08:01 PM
..no they didn't, what really happened is...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:03 PM
...Old McDonald sued Ronald over the rights to their McMuffin patent...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 08:06 PM
...Ronald laughed and said...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:06 PM
HEY WHAT ABOUT THE EVIL FAR BUNNIES? Oh well
(continuing story): ... Then Ronald got mad and chucked a McMuffin at Old Mc Donald!!!...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:07 PM
...Old Mc Donald ate the Mc Muffin and then gained 5,000 pounds because Mc Donalds is so fatty...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:08 PM
...Old McDonald said what the shit, man, Ronald you crazy clown...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:08 PM
..Then Old McDonald sued Ronald AGAIN because he got fat...
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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:09 PM
...Then Old McDonald sued Ronald AGAIN because he got fat bunnies...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:10 PM
...then Ronald the crazy clown pulled out swords from his throat like clowns do...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:12 PM
...and he didn't fight McDonald because they were both standing in a kids playpen...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 08:12 PM
...and then Dizzy left the topic...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:13 PM
...then the kids were all evil clowns working for Ronald...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:14 PM
...but it was cool because they got free toys and McChicken nugget 5 piece meals...
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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:17 PM
...and Grimace's woman(that' duck mascot chicksa) brought an extra luncheon meal over to Dizzy's present location...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:18 PM
...and of course the little kid assistants working for Ronald got fat from getting free food from Mc Donalds and the Grimace woman...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:21 PM
...Dizzy was surprised another man's main squeeze was giving him a free meal but simply motioned with the nuggets to dip into a sauce that wasn't there...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:22 PM
...and the sauce wasn't there because the fat little evil assisstants licked it all up!...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:23 PM
...she got to stepping, towards the location of the sauce and heard on a parked car's radio "15 miles and whaddya get? Another day over..."...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:34 PM
... and inside the car was the fat evil bunnies!!!...
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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:36 PM
...she kept walking, paying no mind to the crazies as she herself looks crazy enough and was on a mission, towards the place with the sauce...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:37 PM
..but the fat evil bunnies attacked...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:42 PM
...it didn't matter, The Diz man needed sauce and sauce was what he's gonna get...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:44 PM
...but Grimace is the purple guy, I don't even know the chicksa's name...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:44 PM
...but the evil bunnies beat Grimace the duck woman to the sauce and ate it all up!...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 23, 2007, 08:48 PM
...when Grimace returned, DizzyDi was fat and was dancing with the little fat bratty kids working for Ronald so he could burn up calories...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 23, 2007, 08:50 PM
...guy...
UnderscoreX
Feb 23, 2007, 09:01 PM
..and that's the story of how you were born Jimmy, join us nest week for..
VanHalen
Feb 23, 2007, 09:12 PM
..the attack of the killer potatoes from Mcdonald Island..
Rasputin
Feb 23, 2007, 09:52 PM
...where everyone has AIDS...
VanHalen
Feb 23, 2007, 09:57 PM
...with music by Queen...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 10:00 PM
...and a special guest appearance from Alec Baldwin...
Rasputin
Feb 23, 2007, 10:03 PM
...because he's the only Baldwin people care about...
DizzyDi
Feb 23, 2007, 10:06 PM
...Also, chickens get their head cut off...
VanHalen
Feb 23, 2007, 10:06 PM
...he's like no other Baldwin....
Rasputin
Feb 23, 2007, 10:11 PM
...he's like Jesus...
VanHalen
Feb 23, 2007, 10:19 PM
...Who is like John Wayne...
geewj
Feb 23, 2007, 11:35 PM
...then the thens thened, but the thens then thened the buts, but then...
Leviathan
Feb 24, 2007, 12:11 AM
saw a man fall from the heavens by the name of...
VanHalen
Feb 24, 2007, 02:33 AM
...John Wayne...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2007, 04:51 AM
...guy...
DizzyDi
Feb 24, 2007, 01:31 PM
...d00d...
VanHalen
Feb 24, 2007, 01:53 PM
...who had the power to change the world into....
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2007, 02:16 PM
...banana, guy comes out...
Feelmirath
Feb 24, 2007, 02:56 PM
...with a wet fish...
VanHalen
Feb 24, 2007, 03:58 PM
...and a pack of instant ramen...
Bot-Bot
Feb 24, 2007, 04:48 PM
...which he ate with some...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2007, 04:51 PM
...d00d...
DizzyDi
Feb 26, 2007, 11:38 AM
...and then he....
UnderscoreX
Feb 26, 2007, 01:05 PM
..reached into his pant's pocket and pulled out..
Moo2u
Feb 26, 2007, 04:12 PM
...his big...
DizzyDi
Feb 26, 2007, 04:13 PM
...throbbing...
UnderscoreX
Feb 26, 2007, 04:14 PM
..yet shiny..
Moo2u
Feb 26, 2007, 04:16 PM
...and juicy...
DizzyDi
Feb 26, 2007, 04:16 PM
...and strong...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 26, 2007, 04:37 PM
...home grown...
VanHalen
Feb 26, 2007, 04:48 PM
...organic....
UnderscoreX
Feb 26, 2007, 04:55 PM
..most electrifying, thought defying, ground shaking, window breaking..
Moo2u
Feb 26, 2007, 05:10 PM
...pen...
DizzyDi
Feb 26, 2007, 05:15 PM
...and with it he likes to squirt ink into the faces of unsuspecting ladies...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 26, 2007, 05:32 PM
...like a crazy monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does...
Bot-Bot
Feb 26, 2007, 06:42 PM
...the tango with his aunt/uncle and decides to...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 26, 2007, 08:18 PM
... have a dance competition!...
VanHalen
Feb 26, 2007, 08:22 PM
...lets DDR....
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 26, 2007, 08:27 PM
... and then the pen squirter guy challenges everyone on Mc Donald island (where everyone is fat http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif ) to a DDR ultimate showdown!!!...
Moo2u
Feb 26, 2007, 08:33 PM
...and what a showdown it was...
VIRIDIA_HUNTER
Feb 26, 2007, 08:51 PM
... it was hilarious seeing a bunch of fat asses dancing around... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Moo2u
Feb 26, 2007, 09:03 PM
...yet frightening....
UnderscoreX
Feb 26, 2007, 09:09 PM
..yet shiny...........................................
DizzyDi
Feb 26, 2007, 09:11 PM
...and throbbing...
VanHalen
Feb 27, 2007, 01:02 AM
...while pulsating....
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 27, 2007, 02:32 AM
...Discko duck showed up, he was boss...
Moo2u
Feb 27, 2007, 12:50 PM
...of the moutain...
DizzyDi
Feb 27, 2007, 04:16 PM
...of women...
Moo2u
Feb 27, 2007, 04:37 PM
...and lasers...
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 27, 2007, 07:08 PM
...bananas wearing speedos...
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