Funny PSO review

[geewj]

http://rtnews.globetechnology.com/servlet/ArticleNews/tech/RTGAM/20021204/gtphant/Technology/techBN/

Heh, this was a fun read. My favorite part is when he called the people from quests "sidekicks". And i guess he was having a real hard time with the camera angles. He musta missed the L button. I was most impressed by his vast knowladge of the game in a mere "a few hours".

[Ian D]

I just hate it when the partner who always follows me dives in front of the camera, totally blinding me. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[geewj]

hes not your partner, hes your sidekick.

get it right!!

[RagMasterRappy]

Excuse me while I get a Rag Rappy to peck out his eyes. He did seem a little biased..

[LostHero]

well it is canadian...

[Eum]

I really, really like this:

"Enemies spring out of nowhere, which makes absolutely no sense - much like the game's plot. Some doors can only be opened when you've killed all the enemies in a certain area. The only problem is, you have absolutely no idea whether you've gotten them all because, as mentioned, they spring out of nowhere. There's no logic or sense to this game."

I'm sorry, that's too hilarious. What's completely illogical is how he somehow became a reviewer.

[RagMasterRappy]

The whole review sounds like he was forced to do it even though he didn't want to. Either that or he's a complete moron. I'm usually anal about little things in games, but how the monsters appear in each area doesn't particularly bother me THAT much.

[Armok]

Nice review

Sidekick wats that aboot

Think the guy even found his way to planet ie worked out their wasnt just the hunters guild desk.

In my opin NO

[BIO-SLASH]

Wow that's pretty crappy, but all us Canadians aint bad take a looky here if you want another opinion: http://www.gaming-media.com/rpg/phantasystaronlinengc_review.shtml

[rena-ko]

the first review...
who ever has to rely onto the opinions of self-claimed game-testers when buying a game, is a very pity person.
but well, this maybe will keep some morons off pso, so it might be a rather good review, who knows...

the second review...
plain true, afaik.

[SaitoH]

You know ... as sad and pathetic as his review is, it's his opinion and he's entitled to have one.

I like the review personally, it made me laugh.

^w^

[Phobos-X]

he's obviously a Sony fanboy "Graphically, the game is worse than some early original Playstation games. Despite PSO being billed as a three-dimensional game, it looks decidedly 2D, and the colours are glaringly cartoonish and hard on the eyes." man what the FUCK was he playing??? Toshinden or sumthin?? does anyone have his email address, spam is a MF!!

[Kaervek]

OK OK OK, so the guy is a complete schmuck, that is obvious. I just hope he has enough sense to NOT go online and spread his words of hate.

Somebody give this guy a friggin beer and a joint. sheesh!

[mystic_knight]

Err..did he not notice the fact that most doors that need switches look different than the ones that need all the enemies killed? And the controls are only sluggish if you dont know how to play right...

[Al-Rappy]

Alls I can say is... that guy needs be to be smacked and then he should stop reviewing games! That was a terrible review!

[WraithAkaMrak]

I'm guessing this guy didn't play the game enough to figure out how to do a 2- or 3-hit combo.

And I don't know how he can have complaints about graphics. Comparing them to the PSOne? Sheesh.

[GCN-Maiku]

"Apalling", he doesn't deserve to review games, and all his complaints don't make sense. 2D looking PSone graphics? Please... Bad camera angles? press the freaking L Button! Enemies popping out of nowhere? Where are they gonna come from? Would it make more sense to have them parachute from the sky? For shame...