True Story [Archive] - PSO-World.com

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 07:53 PM

We tell some true stories in this thread.

I once shot down a UFO simply by spitting a sunflower seed at it.

True story.

I killed a bull by farting in its general direction and lighting said gas on fire.

True Story.

Your turn.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:01 PM

I once stole a man's soul on some Shang Tsung ish.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:02 PM

One time I morphed into a spider and ran into my sister's room to scare her. I laughed as she scream hysterically, and then I bit her and laid my eggs in her stomach.

True story.

Moo2u

Mar 5, 2007, 08:03 PM

True story.

FACT!

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:04 PM

I made a girl fall in love with me via voodoo.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:07 PM

I'm pretty much the best PSU player out there.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:11 PM

I'm a crime fighter at night.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:13 PM

I ate a dog once, it was delicious. Cat...Not so much.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:14 PM

I once jumped into my gundam and stopped a colony from descending to earth and destroying human life as we know it.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 5, 2007, 08:16 PM

I trained a fish to breath underwater.

True story.

PhotonDrop

Mar 5, 2007, 08:19 PM

On 2007-03-05 17:11, DizzyDi wrote:
I'm a crime fighter at night.

True story.

You're kinda not supposed to tell THAT story...

Nidramag

Mar 5, 2007, 08:23 PM

uhh...I left PSOW on a long trip and teleport back on occasion?

HUnewearl_Meira

Mar 5, 2007, 08:27 PM

On 2007-03-05 16:53, DizzyDi wrote:
I killed a bull by farting in its general direction and lighting said gas on fire.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/Gamer7125/pso-1.png

Leviathan

Mar 5, 2007, 08:28 PM

a crazy pepsi machine dispenser shot 2 cans of mountain dew below the belt, ricochet off of there onto the bottom of the machine &never saw it again. went to customer service &got $1 for paying for a 50 cent soda i payed for got but lost &the machine gave me two drinks. so i got my little brother to catch the drink[s] but instead the machine gave me another drinks so i payed 50 cents for 2 50 cent drinks.

true story

Sgt_Shligger

Mar 5, 2007, 09:16 PM

You see that ball of light in the sky in the middle of the day at noon? I bought that.

True story.

Ninja_Gun

Mar 5, 2007, 09:35 PM

i put a book on a shelf one day and it was there the next!!

true story

Sgt_Shligger

Mar 5, 2007, 09:38 PM

OMG WUTTHE FUCX SIGSS?S?S??S?SS

Bot-Bot

Mar 5, 2007, 09:43 PM

I once had a sig beyong the forum limits... and a mod beat me senseless.

True Story.

chaos89

Mar 5, 2007, 10:07 PM

i just lost my virginity. true story.

Bot-Bot

Mar 5, 2007, 10:09 PM

On 2007-03-05 19:07, chaos89 wrote:
i just lost my virginity. jk lol.

i mean look at me

Don't beat yourself up.

[ This Message was edited by: Bot-Bot on 2007-03-05 19:09 ]

PhotonDrop

Mar 5, 2007, 10:11 PM

I beat Cthulu in a game of Rummy, turns out I kinda saved the human race in doing so.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 6, 2007, 12:13 AM

I beat three guys in a row in SF3 on XBOX Live and they all quit when they lost fair and square so I don't get the win; one nooblet, one rank 59 in the world guy, and one rank 100 guy.

True story.

VanHalen

Mar 6, 2007, 12:36 AM

I once beat a guy in mario kart DS who had a record of 149 wins and 0 losses. My record then was 19 wins and 30 losses.

True Story.

DizzyDi

Mar 6, 2007, 12:55 AM

i'm posting from my psp.
true story.

VanHalen

Mar 6, 2007, 01:04 AM

I'm posting from my laptop.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 6, 2007, 01:27 AM

I'm posting from the PSP I don't even have.

True story.

Moo2u

Mar 6, 2007, 02:03 AM

On 2007-03-05 21:36, VanHalen wrote:
I once beat a guy in mario kart DS who had a record of 149 wins and 0 losses. My record then was 19 wins and 30 losses.

True Story.

He must have been [i]pissed.[i]
True FACT!

Sgt_Shligger

Mar 6, 2007, 02:13 AM

I once killed 20 Robotics/Force Field Masterminds as an Assualt Rifle/Electric manipulation Blaster in Siren's call.

True Fact.

DizzyDi

Mar 6, 2007, 06:53 PM

One time I lied about something.

True story.

VanHalen

Mar 6, 2007, 07:20 PM

My cousin and I stole these 3 kids about our age(10) wagon and rode it through the streets. It was able to have the sides taking off so we pulled them off while I was inside of it and it did three 360 spins then I fell on my head. We gave it back to them with the sides off and they were crying so we told them to give us two dollars to fix it. We did and never said a word about it again(they wanted to play with us the next day)

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 6, 2007, 09:17 PM

i offer cheap sex

true story.

Leviathan

Mar 6, 2007, 09:17 PM

im listening to cheap sex

true story

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 6, 2007, 09:18 PM

I know it but don't show it.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 6, 2007, 09:22 PM

I put my mouth where my money is.

True story.

Uncle_bob

Mar 6, 2007, 10:10 PM

I really am your uncle.

True story.

Obscenity

Mar 6, 2007, 10:16 PM

My milkshake brings all your moms to the yard.

True story.

Uncle_bob

Mar 6, 2007, 10:24 PM

I had relations with your mom.

True story.

Ma_Navu

Mar 6, 2007, 10:37 PM

I went to a bank, waited for two hours in line, and finally, when my turn came, I asked for change for a nickel. They teller called other tellers to come look at me.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 7, 2007, 09:17 PM

The guy on the radio said now we're going to play Jim Jones only hit ever.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 7, 2007, 09:27 PM

I once breakdanced so hard I created a time portal and I went back to the Jurassic Era and farted and it eventually caused the extinction of Dinosaurs. I then brokedance my way back into the present and posted this.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 7, 2007, 09:38 PM

My brother found a pair of shoes in the trash and sold them on eBay for $40.

True story.

astuarlen

Mar 7, 2007, 10:05 PM

On 2007-03-07 18:27, DizzyDi wrote:
I once breakdanced so hard I created a time portal and I went back to the Jurassic Era and farted and it eventually caused the extinction of Dinosaurs. I then brokedance my way back into the present and posted this.

True story.

Dizzy is a burger-flippin', flapjack-floppin' waffler.

True story.

[ This Message was edited by: astuarlen on 2007-03-07 19:06 ]

DizzyDi

Mar 7, 2007, 10:11 PM

I just like to keep my readers on their toes.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 7, 2007, 10:59 PM

Cyborg Justice is one god damn hard Sega Genesis game. The difficulty level spikes quickly and if you're able to get far in the game, enemy robots shoot you with super fast lasers from offscreen - come on screen for one second - then go back to shooting lasers so you can't hit them.

True story.

VanHalen

Mar 7, 2007, 11:46 PM

DizzyDi

Mar 7, 2007, 11:50 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 8, 2007, 01:29 AM

That clown fell out of a house window and bounced up right back into bed.

Two story.

VanHalen

Mar 8, 2007, 01:54 AM

There once was a man named Gold Roger who was king of the pirates. He had fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows these were the final words he said. "My fortune is yours for the taking but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece." Now Pirates from all over search for the Grand Line in hopes that they're dreams will come true.

True Story(I really don't like this show FACT!)

Ether

Mar 8, 2007, 03:42 AM

I require cave meats.

True story

Ryoki

Mar 9, 2007, 01:50 PM

All my stories are lies.

True story.

geewj

Mar 9, 2007, 02:58 PM

I once held a general conference on the fate of the universe. My views were strongly opposed by a majority of the attendees. However after hours of deliberation involving tacos, they saw it my way. As a result life was deemed to be an insignificant bi-product of an inconsequential series of events. Right and wrong were abolished, God executed, and Satan was put in charge of the world. It was then shortly after destroyed, and life was free to exist without the overbearing masses swarming its every impulse.

True story.

Ma_Navu

Mar 9, 2007, 03:50 PM

Wow. Kinda hard to follow that up. Well, here goes...

A goldfish has the capacity to kill a gorilla, although the element of surprise must be substantial in amount.

True St-- fact?

[ This Message was edited by: Ma_Navu on 2007-03-09 12:51 ]

Out_Kast

Mar 9, 2007, 05:28 PM

I only laughed at 4 of these 'True Stories'.
True Story.

DizzyDi

Mar 9, 2007, 05:33 PM

My dad built Alpha Centari.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 9, 2007, 08:31 PM

That banana bomb on worms XBLA is broken.

True story.

Sgt_Shligger

Mar 9, 2007, 09:21 PM

That's what she said.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 9, 2007, 09:47 PM

Something is giving me some really bad gas.

True story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 9, 2007, 09:50 PM

Shinra is powered by gas, not Materia.

True story.

PhotonDrop

Mar 9, 2007, 09:56 PM

Kittens give Morbo gas.

True story.

UnderscoreX

Mar 9, 2007, 10:17 PM

There was this one foreign exchange student from India who could barely speak any English so me and some of my friends persuaded him into my car. We all jumped in locked the doors, and turned on the CD player while he was in the back in between my two friends. We were singing Backstreet Boys songs really really loud along with the music, at first he was shocked and didn't know what the hell was going on. But after a while, and all of us getting louder he finally joined in and started to sing along.

True story.

DizzyDi

Mar 9, 2007, 10:28 PM

WTH are you doing with a Backstreet Boys album?

UnderscoreX

Mar 9, 2007, 10:42 PM

I'unno, it's not my story, just amused me.
What are YOU doing creating time portals, Mister ?

DizzyDi

Mar 9, 2007, 10:45 PM

The best cave meats are during prehistory and/or the bleak future after WW V.

PhotonDrop

Mar 10, 2007, 12:18 AM

Now you're playing with Power

True (Hi)story

Leviathan

Mar 10, 2007, 12:35 AM

i got me some orange x's on my hand.

true story

Ma_Navu

Mar 10, 2007, 12:41 AM

On 2007-03-09 21:18, PhotonDrop wrote:
Now you're playing with Power
True (Hi)story

Yay! Old Nintendo slogans for the NES!

Speaking of which, one time, I almost beat Tyson in "Mike Tyson's PUNCH-OUT!!" When I say almost, I mean, as I cornered him, he bit my ear off.

True Story. Ow...

Leviathan

Mar 10, 2007, 01:25 AM

once i met craig jones &he TALKED to me.
gawd.

<<you need a background story to understand so go to here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Jones).>>

true story.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Mar 10, 2007, 01:28 AM

I killed a goblin in FFTA who was named Rakim. Also some guy named Stan joined my clan.

True story.

TalHex

Mar 10, 2007, 11:19 PM

Once i got caught for smuggling 50 guns under my black coat in a random office building and by some stroke of luck managed to defeat all fifty of the guards without using a single spoon! All in slow motion!

True story!

VanHalen

Mar 10, 2007, 11:23 PM

Am I the only one posting true true stories here?

DonRoyale

Mar 10, 2007, 11:38 PM

I've won every fight I've ever been in without taking a scratch, and scared my opponents shitless.

TROO STORAH

Bot-Bot

Mar 11, 2007, 12:10 AM

On 2007-03-10 20:23, VanHalen wrote:
Am I the only one posting true true stories here?

True fact!

DonRoyale

Mar 11, 2007, 12:16 AM

On 2007-03-10 20:23, VanHalen wrote:
Am I the only one posting true true stories here?

No.

True story.

Leviathan

Mar 11, 2007, 12:53 AM

this one time i saw starscream <<from transformers>> &he came &i got to go into his jet mode for awhile &he transformed into his robot mode &i got to pilot him. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

true story

Moo2u

Mar 11, 2007, 07:25 PM

Lucky duck!

Rasputin

Mar 11, 2007, 07:27 PM

One time, I was playing tennis. I hit the ball so hard that it flew over and kicked your ass.

True story.

Obscenity

Mar 11, 2007, 07:46 PM

This one time, at band camp, etc.

True story.

Rasputin

Mar 11, 2007, 07:50 PM

One time

FALSE story.

Nani-chan

Mar 11, 2007, 09:53 PM

One time I made fun of my sexuality and the post got deleted by mods.

True Story.

Moo2u

Mar 12, 2007, 12:30 AM

You can't say sex on the internet!

astuarlen

Mar 12, 2007, 12:35 AM

You can't play sax on the internet, either.

Leviathan

Mar 12, 2007, 12:39 AM

At one point in my life I used to pilot a RAcast suit.

True Story

DizzyDi

Mar 12, 2007, 09:28 AM

I had my leg raped by a dog once.

True story.

Sayara

Mar 12, 2007, 09:54 AM

On 2007-03-12 07:28, DizzyDi wrote:
I had my leg raped by a dog once.

True story.

Did your leg get pregnated too?