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Shadowpawn
Mar 20, 2007, 11:39 AM
1. Everyday followers of GOD shall drink a bottle on the hour, every hour.*

2. Followers of GOD shall give up 10% of 10% of their income to local GOD cathedrals.[Some may call them bodegas...] (Yes, you read that correctly.)

3. Followers may donate empty GOD bottles to various side walks and canisters at their leisure.

4. GOD is good.

5. For every can of GOD you drink an angel get it's wings. Plz, think of the angels.

6. (http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=138082&forum=14&start=0&15#2)

7. If GOD can not be consumed orally it is recommended that one seek medical aid and apply IV to their veins to partake in GOD.

8. GOD can be applied to females wearing T-shirts for great spiritual results!

9. GOD kegs are to be consumed during times of celebration e.g. parties, weddings, and hangovers...wait a minute.

I'll add more later. ;(




*Exceptions for this rule are hours of inactivity: sleep, temporary death and mild pregnancy.


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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 20, 2007, 11:47 AM
6. W.W.J.D. isn't a drink, its a state of mind.

It's not only that, its even a question that you're supposed to be pondering right this instant.

And if you're down on your luck, eating an everyday instant noodle meal that comes in a plastic bag for 10 pence each, you could even make it with W.W.J.D. instead of that grimey tap water.

Jive18
Mar 20, 2007, 01:24 PM
GODdamn, a bottle every hour? That's a GODdamn lot of GODdamn bottles of GOD.

I think maybe this GODdamn rule should be changed so the GODdamn followers who don't follow the GODdamn rules so strictly can still lead normal GODdamn lives.

GODdamnit http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif.

Ma_Navu
Mar 20, 2007, 02:11 PM
10% of 10%? Fucking GODdamnit! Why not just GODdamn state that it's GODdamn 1%?!

Just GODdamn continuing Jive's GODdamn joke, thus furthering the GODdamn fact that I can't come up with a proper GODdamn joke by my own GODdamned self.

Fuck.



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geewj
Mar 20, 2007, 05:39 PM
Sounds like GOD is a consumer whore.

No wonder the U.S. money says in GOD we trust.

DizzyDi
Mar 20, 2007, 06:37 PM
Theres also a spider on the $1, which probably symbolizes the WEB OF LIES the gov't has woven.

Ma_Navu
Mar 20, 2007, 07:45 PM
lulz, There's no #6 in the Doctrine of GOD.

What happened?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 20, 2007, 08:09 PM
On 2007-03-20 17:45, Ma_Navo wrote:
lolz, There's nu #6 in the Ductrine of GUD.

What happened?


I was allowed #6.

Your mom happened.

Ma_Navu
Mar 20, 2007, 08:48 PM
I see...

And that was probably the worst "your mom" joke ever. Probably.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 20, 2007, 08:57 PM
Ok Ma.

What's for dinner?

Ma_Navu
Mar 20, 2007, 09:01 PM
Bottles of GOD with a side of mashed potatoes, laced with methamphetamine.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 20, 2007, 09:06 PM
I can't believe our Ma cooks drugs. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

The kids next door, their Ma makes apple pie.

Ma_Navu
Mar 20, 2007, 09:12 PM
GODdamn it, now I'm a mother figure? That must make me a hermaphrodite, then.

Fucking hell.

Shadowpawn
Mar 20, 2007, 09:34 PM
On 2007-03-20 11:24, Jive18 wrote:
GODdamn, a bottle every hour? That's a GODdamn lot of GODdamn bottles of GOD.

I think maybe this GODdamn rule should be changed so the GODdamn followers who don't follow the GODdamn rules so strictly can still lead normal GODdamn lives.

GODdamnit http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif.



Hell, I gave you sleep, temp death and mild pregancy as times of non-GOD drinking. What more do you want, a 2 hour break!?

Jive18
Mar 21, 2007, 02:33 PM
Hell, I gave you sleep, temp death and mild pregancy as times of non-GOD drinking. What more do you want, a 2 hour break!?



Absolutely I want a GODdamn 2 hour break!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 22, 2007, 12:12 PM
On 2007-03-20 19:12, Ma_Navu wrote:
GODdamn it, now I'm a mother figure? That must make me a hermaphrodite, then.

Fucking hell.


You wouldn't be the first on the net or even this forum maybe, I dunno.

*Cleavage catchick pic*

Ma_Navu
Mar 22, 2007, 01:41 PM
This whole "me possibly being a hermaphrodite" thing makes me sick...

*BLARF*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Raem10/Barfd.jpg

Ryoki
Mar 22, 2007, 01:54 PM
Jesus, what happened to GOD kegs? Bottles are for wusses.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 22, 2007, 02:15 PM
On 2007-03-22 11:54, Ryoki wrote:
Jesus, what happened to GOD kegs? Bottles are for wusses.


I bet you just lost your bottle opener or something.

You're in luck, a new one only costs twice as much as a bottle of GOD!

Or if you want to be the life of the party, grab one of those Miller's Outpost belts with the bottle opener on the other side of the belt buckle.

The pantsless dude with the bottle opening belt is probably the ladies' #1 target. He's the only man at the party with a job.

Shadowpawn
Mar 22, 2007, 07:16 PM
On 2007-03-21 12:33, Jive18 wrote:


Hell, I gave you sleep, temp death and mild pregnancy as times of non-GOD drinking. What more do you want, a 2 hour break!?



Absolutely I want a GODdamn 2 hour break!



And I want to be Duke of Wales but guess what, it ain't happening baby!