Ether
Mar 21, 2007, 03:18 AM
Ice Fairy Eaten by Giant Toad
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O Month O day, at around 12PM, a prank-loving fairy was eaten by a giant toad. She somehow escaped, and her injuries were nothing major.
The victim is an ice fairy, Cirno (fairy). It was said that she was enjoying herself by freezing frogs at a swamp, and was then discovered and eaten by a giant toad that could be considered the size of two humans. Since you reap what you sow, the giant toad bears no sin.
"Geez, why the heck was there a giant toad in such a small swamp?! If it wasn't me but someone else, they wouldn't have been able to get away."
The instant the victim was devoured, she attempted to freeze the insides of the toad which surprised it enough to spit her out. The giant toad was the master of that small swamp, and after hearing that a fairy was freezing the frogs at its swamp, it decided to punish it. The fairy had this to say about playing by freezing frogs:
"If the frogs are instantly completely frozen, they won't die, and when the ice melts they'll go back to normal. This isn't playing, this is ice training. I'm definitely not doing it because frozen frogs are cute, or because their cries are annoying, or because it's exciting when juggling them because they might break."
Fairies generally enjoy pranks, and there are many cases in which they receive severe punishment for such pranks. The victim fairy in this event can be considered one such case. However, pranks are things done to people with more power than oneself, even for fairies. No matter how much one is bullied, I think that directing that revenge towards weak frogs is a little pathetic; how might you see this?
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Cirno
The heck is this!?
Aya
Gensokyo's most definite source of information delivered the quickest, Bunbunmaru Newspaper.
Cirno
No, not that, the content, I mean the content! This makes it seem like I'm at fault here!
Aya
The content was based on objective views.
Cirno
Kii! You've never been eaten by a giant toad, what do you know!?
Aya
The only things ever eaten by a giant toad would be... flies and you.
Cirno
Flies...
Aya
Yes, flies. An insect that doesn't think about the annoyance they cause, flapping their wings so impatiently as they buzz around.
Cirno
I fly a lot more patiently!
Aya
Oh, but I was talking about flies.
Cirno
A, anyway. Couldn't you have made a cooler article of me? Like, "Ice Fairy Defeats Despicable Giant Toad!"
Aya
When did you defeat it? I don't write lies, even if it makes money.
Cirno
It's not gonna make you money!
Aya
Then all the more reason not to.
Cirno
But this article, it just makes me seem really lame......
Aya
In reality, to a witness you would look extremely lame.
Cirno
At least make the article cool!
Aya
If you succeed in being eaten in a cool way, then I'll write it so for you.
Cirno
Then change the normal frogs part to giant toads.
Aya
I refuse. If it bothers you so much why don't you go and defeat the giant toad?
Cirno
I did have a good match! When I ran away I completely chilled its stomach, enough to cause more than stomach problems!
Aya
I have a direct testimony from the giant toad who said that it only surprised him and that no actual harm was done.
Cirno
You don't even know what it feels like to have your eyeballs pushed in while you're being swallowed by a giant toad!
Aya
I don't think anyone would want to know that feeling.
Cirno
Freezing toads and bringing them back to life is high class art!
Aya
It isn't useful at all.
Cirno
Ukiii!
Aya
You're really just a sore loser that lost to a giant toad.
Cirno
What are you trying to do by spreading that all over Gensokyo!? If you stayed quiet about it nobody would've known!
Aya
Now, now, they say rumous between humans and youkai only last 75 years. I don't think you'll be laughed at for too long a time.
Cirno
You're the one that caused it!
Aya
I just tell everyone the truth of daily happenings in Gensokyo.
Cirno
There should be more than enough fairies being punished in the first place! Why only me!?
Aya
That day was really peaceful, and nothing else really happened then. As I was worn out and flying about, I saw you sticking your head out of a giant toad's mouth. You should consider yourself lucky that there was an article on you at all.
Cirno
I'm actually lucky then? Yay~
Aya
Yes, lucky.
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6496/cirnoaya2cg6.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4549/cirno57nz2.jpg
O Month O day, at around 12PM, a prank-loving fairy was eaten by a giant toad. She somehow escaped, and her injuries were nothing major.
The victim is an ice fairy, Cirno (fairy). It was said that she was enjoying herself by freezing frogs at a swamp, and was then discovered and eaten by a giant toad that could be considered the size of two humans. Since you reap what you sow, the giant toad bears no sin.
"Geez, why the heck was there a giant toad in such a small swamp?! If it wasn't me but someone else, they wouldn't have been able to get away."
The instant the victim was devoured, she attempted to freeze the insides of the toad which surprised it enough to spit her out. The giant toad was the master of that small swamp, and after hearing that a fairy was freezing the frogs at its swamp, it decided to punish it. The fairy had this to say about playing by freezing frogs:
"If the frogs are instantly completely frozen, they won't die, and when the ice melts they'll go back to normal. This isn't playing, this is ice training. I'm definitely not doing it because frozen frogs are cute, or because their cries are annoying, or because it's exciting when juggling them because they might break."
Fairies generally enjoy pranks, and there are many cases in which they receive severe punishment for such pranks. The victim fairy in this event can be considered one such case. However, pranks are things done to people with more power than oneself, even for fairies. No matter how much one is bullied, I think that directing that revenge towards weak frogs is a little pathetic; how might you see this?
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Uniforms and three meals a day included.
No afternoon naps, breaks, or salary.
Hot-blooded people are welcome.
Enquire at: Scarlet Devil Mansion Head Maid - Sakuya Izayoi
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Cirno
The heck is this!?
Aya
Gensokyo's most definite source of information delivered the quickest, Bunbunmaru Newspaper.
Cirno
No, not that, the content, I mean the content! This makes it seem like I'm at fault here!
Aya
The content was based on objective views.
Cirno
Kii! You've never been eaten by a giant toad, what do you know!?
Aya
The only things ever eaten by a giant toad would be... flies and you.
Cirno
Flies...
Aya
Yes, flies. An insect that doesn't think about the annoyance they cause, flapping their wings so impatiently as they buzz around.
Cirno
I fly a lot more patiently!
Aya
Oh, but I was talking about flies.
Cirno
A, anyway. Couldn't you have made a cooler article of me? Like, "Ice Fairy Defeats Despicable Giant Toad!"
Aya
When did you defeat it? I don't write lies, even if it makes money.
Cirno
It's not gonna make you money!
Aya
Then all the more reason not to.
Cirno
But this article, it just makes me seem really lame......
Aya
In reality, to a witness you would look extremely lame.
Cirno
At least make the article cool!
Aya
If you succeed in being eaten in a cool way, then I'll write it so for you.
Cirno
Then change the normal frogs part to giant toads.
Aya
I refuse. If it bothers you so much why don't you go and defeat the giant toad?
Cirno
I did have a good match! When I ran away I completely chilled its stomach, enough to cause more than stomach problems!
Aya
I have a direct testimony from the giant toad who said that it only surprised him and that no actual harm was done.
Cirno
You don't even know what it feels like to have your eyeballs pushed in while you're being swallowed by a giant toad!
Aya
I don't think anyone would want to know that feeling.
Cirno
Freezing toads and bringing them back to life is high class art!
Aya
It isn't useful at all.
Cirno
Ukiii!
Aya
You're really just a sore loser that lost to a giant toad.
Cirno
What are you trying to do by spreading that all over Gensokyo!? If you stayed quiet about it nobody would've known!
Aya
Now, now, they say rumous between humans and youkai only last 75 years. I don't think you'll be laughed at for too long a time.
Cirno
You're the one that caused it!
Aya
I just tell everyone the truth of daily happenings in Gensokyo.
Cirno
There should be more than enough fairies being punished in the first place! Why only me!?
Aya
That day was really peaceful, and nothing else really happened then. As I was worn out and flying about, I saw you sticking your head out of a giant toad's mouth. You should consider yourself lucky that there was an article on you at all.
Cirno
I'm actually lucky then? Yay~
Aya
Yes, lucky.
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