KodiaX987
Apr 2, 2007, 05:45 PM
We know the Internet. To the rest of the world, we're all the worst our gene pool has to offer. If you have this game, you're a fag. This thing you do, it's for pussies. Whatever you were doing, only n00bs do that. Whichever way you react, that makes you an asshole. We all know how the Internet is.
It's time to put the final word on labels. If I'm gonna be called in such a way, I'd rather have it remain consistant. I don't want to be all four at once or three or two. Just one. One team, one definition, one label. Either you're a fag, a pussy, a n00b or an asshole. If you've already been offended up to this point, I suggest closing this window, shutting down your computer, closing the blinds in your home, stop answering the door, store your piss in glass jars, stop eating, wear tissue boxes on your feet and hope the Spruce Goose comes soon to take you away from this wicked, insensitive world, you miserable poor angelic thing that you are.
Then, let's begin. Through a few simple questions, we'll know what you are. Grab a piece of paper, separate it into four columns with the labels you know of already, and tally up as you answer.
1: First of all, where are you from?
A) America (+1 n00b)
B) Europe (+1 fag)
C) Asia (+1 pussy)
D) Africa or Oceania (+1 asshole)
2: Have you gone to private school?
A) Yes (+1 pussy)
B) No (+1 n00b)
3: Internet memes and fads, what do you do about them?
A) I use 'em and spread 'em. (+1 fag)
B) I don't do anything particular about them. (+1 pussy)
C) Memes are stupid and I thought everybody should know. (+1 asshole)
D) What's a meme? (+1 n00b)
4: Do you drive an automatic shift?
A) Yes. (+2 pussies)
B) I used to, not anymore. (+1 pussy)
C) I didn't before, but now I do. (+1 fag)
D) Always drove stick. (+2 fags)
E) I don't have a car. (+2 assholes)
5: Your tastes in food?
A) Burgers, hot dogs, pizzas, spaghettis and fries. (+2 n00bs)
B) Chicken, beef, pork, fish. (+1 fag)
C) Sushi, foreign, nouvelle cuisine, et cetera. (+2 pussies)
6: Your tastes in drinks, while we're at it?
A) Beers, shooters, strong stuff and all things quite alcoholic. (+2 assholes)
B) Coolers, Bailey's, and all things fruity or with Ice in their name. (+1 pussy)
C) Coke, Pepsi, Sprite & 7-Up. (+1 n00b)
D) Water, milk and juice. (+2 fags)
7: For each console mentioned below that you own or are attempting to own at the moment (good luck!), add two (2) fags:
-Nintendo Wii
-Microsoft Xbox 360
-Sony Playstation 3
If you don't own any consoles at all (including past consoles such as GameCube, Dreamcast, PS2, etc.) add two (2) assholes.
8: For each operating system that you have installed on your computer and use on a fairly regular basis, add two (2) n00bs:
-Microsoft Windows (any version)
-Linux (any distro)
-Mac OS (any version)
If you don't own a computer, add two (2) pussies
9: Forum-wise, what's your usual behavior?
1) I troll. (+1 asshole)
2) I lurk. (+1 pussy)
3) I reply to existing topics. (+1 fag)
4) I create new topics. (+1 n00b)
10: I'm giving you the opportunity to get one, and only one car for free, no matter what kind as long as it's street legal. What do you take?
1) Something import, Toyota, Nissan, Honda... (+2 n00bs)
2) I'd like some muscle. Give me Ford, Chevy, Pontiac and the like. (+2 assholes)
3) Something exotic, classy. Something Ferrari, Aston Martin, Mercedes, or perhaps BMW? (+2 pussies)
4) Car? Hmm, I'd rather like a good motorcycle. (+2 fags)
11: Your swear words...
1) Profane and deeply inspired from the Church. (+1 asshole)
2) Dirty and deeply inspired from bodily functions. (+1 fag)
3) Mild, mainstream, not necessarily too profane or dirty, and useable aloud in public without creating too much of a commotion. (+1 n00b)
4) Censored to heck, darn, and the like. (+1 pussy)
12: Your current thoughts, quickly!
1) I find it strange that saying dirty words doesn't label you an asshole. Don't they kinda go together? (double the score you earned at question 11)
2) I'm not sure where this quiz is going. Seems more like a way to cuss, bitch and moan as much as possible in a single thread. I've spent my time better than by reading this shit. (double the score you earned at question 9)
3) I should've used a spreadsheet to tally up my score. Would've made a neater job and saved a piece of paper - unless I'm already using a spreadsheet. (double the score you'll get at question 13)
4) I sure as hell hope answering this question didn't bump my score the wrong way... (double the score you earned at question 3)
13: When you think fantasy, you think...
A) Lord of The Rings, Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms. (+1 fag)
B) Warcraft, Lineage, Ragnarok Online. (+1 n00b)
C) Dungeons & Dragons. (+1 pussy)
D) Honestly, I thought of sex. (+1 asshole, you earned it well)
14: I'd rather be a famous...
A) Musician. (+2 assholes)
B) Scientist. (+2 assholes, again!)
C) Chef. (+2 pussies)
D) Artist. (+2 fags)
15: I won't ask you your religion!... But I will ask your devotion to it, however.
A) I believe in my religion wholeheartedly, follow its principes and attend its associated ceremonies at least once in a while. (+2 fags)
B) I believe in my religion but am non-practitioner. (+2 pussies)
C) I've got a religion tagged on my record but I really don't give a damn. (+2 assholes)
D) I'm atheist! (+2 assholes again!)
16: As a consumer, you've chosen your products on the basis of...
A) The cheap, the unknown and functional. (+2 assholes)
B) The brand name, reputed and reliable. (+2 n00bs)
17: What are your retirement plans? Gotta think about it early after all.
A) Work my load, pull my weight, retire at 55 and live off what I've earned in my life. (+1 fag)
B) Work hard, strike it big, and retire as soon as my finances allow me to. (+1 asshole)
C) I couldn't bear retirement. I'll work 'till I can't work anymore. (+1 n00b. Dream on, you fucking n00b)
D) I'm already rich enough to consider retirement way before the normal age. (+1 pussy. Don't tell me you're one of those rich boys who can't get his hands dirty. Fucking pussy.
18: For each thing you did over the Internet, add two (2) n00bs:
-I registered under another name to harass someone without having to bear the consequences.
-I blamed an unfortunate accident on the fact that my little brother was at the keyboard at the time (whether this was true or not)
-I explained my failure at a game (or event within) on the fact that the game (or event) was bugged, glitchy or broken.
If you didn't do any of these, you're obviously a liar. +1 fag.
19: For each thing you did in your childhood, add two (2) assholes:
-I got into a fight with my friend/sibling just for the sake of making him angry.
-I made sure to spread the belief that boys are good and girls are evil (vice-versa if you are a girl.)
-I struck someone who was already down, like joining in a beating up or insulting a reject.
If you didn't do any of these, then you were the reject, of course. +1 fag. No wonder you were the reject, you gay fag.
20: For each thing you're afraid of, add two (2) pussies up to a maximum of six (6) pussies:
-Spiders or snakes
-Heights
-Injections
-Wide open, crowded spaces
-Flying
-Germs and dirt
If you ain't afraid of any of these, you've gotta be afraid of something really stupid and not even worth mentioning here. That makes you a really big fag. +1 fag for you.
Now, tally up your points. If you get a tie at the top, answer this tiebreaker:
TIEBREAKER: What are you most likely to call someone when you've been angered? Now here's the catch: you can only choose the answers for which you have a tie at the top of your tally.
A) "You fucking GAY FAGGOT!"
B) "Holy shit you're an ASSHOLE!"
C) "You fuckin' N00B!"
D) "Ha, PUSSY!"
It takes one to know one! Whichever answer you chose, that's what you are!
Now that we know what you are, please let us all know so we can now call you by your proper name!
And don't worry, all the pictures are perfectly work safe. They're just test results, you n00b.
Fag! (http://www.shurikane.com/fag.gif)
Pussy! (http://www.shurikane.com/pussy.gif)
n00b! (http://www.shurikane.com/n00b.gif)
Asshole! (http://www.shurikane.com/asshole.gif)
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KodiaX987 on 2007-04-02 15:49 ]</font>
It's time to put the final word on labels. If I'm gonna be called in such a way, I'd rather have it remain consistant. I don't want to be all four at once or three or two. Just one. One team, one definition, one label. Either you're a fag, a pussy, a n00b or an asshole. If you've already been offended up to this point, I suggest closing this window, shutting down your computer, closing the blinds in your home, stop answering the door, store your piss in glass jars, stop eating, wear tissue boxes on your feet and hope the Spruce Goose comes soon to take you away from this wicked, insensitive world, you miserable poor angelic thing that you are.
Then, let's begin. Through a few simple questions, we'll know what you are. Grab a piece of paper, separate it into four columns with the labels you know of already, and tally up as you answer.
1: First of all, where are you from?
A) America (+1 n00b)
B) Europe (+1 fag)
C) Asia (+1 pussy)
D) Africa or Oceania (+1 asshole)
2: Have you gone to private school?
A) Yes (+1 pussy)
B) No (+1 n00b)
3: Internet memes and fads, what do you do about them?
A) I use 'em and spread 'em. (+1 fag)
B) I don't do anything particular about them. (+1 pussy)
C) Memes are stupid and I thought everybody should know. (+1 asshole)
D) What's a meme? (+1 n00b)
4: Do you drive an automatic shift?
A) Yes. (+2 pussies)
B) I used to, not anymore. (+1 pussy)
C) I didn't before, but now I do. (+1 fag)
D) Always drove stick. (+2 fags)
E) I don't have a car. (+2 assholes)
5: Your tastes in food?
A) Burgers, hot dogs, pizzas, spaghettis and fries. (+2 n00bs)
B) Chicken, beef, pork, fish. (+1 fag)
C) Sushi, foreign, nouvelle cuisine, et cetera. (+2 pussies)
6: Your tastes in drinks, while we're at it?
A) Beers, shooters, strong stuff and all things quite alcoholic. (+2 assholes)
B) Coolers, Bailey's, and all things fruity or with Ice in their name. (+1 pussy)
C) Coke, Pepsi, Sprite & 7-Up. (+1 n00b)
D) Water, milk and juice. (+2 fags)
7: For each console mentioned below that you own or are attempting to own at the moment (good luck!), add two (2) fags:
-Nintendo Wii
-Microsoft Xbox 360
-Sony Playstation 3
If you don't own any consoles at all (including past consoles such as GameCube, Dreamcast, PS2, etc.) add two (2) assholes.
8: For each operating system that you have installed on your computer and use on a fairly regular basis, add two (2) n00bs:
-Microsoft Windows (any version)
-Linux (any distro)
-Mac OS (any version)
If you don't own a computer, add two (2) pussies
9: Forum-wise, what's your usual behavior?
1) I troll. (+1 asshole)
2) I lurk. (+1 pussy)
3) I reply to existing topics. (+1 fag)
4) I create new topics. (+1 n00b)
10: I'm giving you the opportunity to get one, and only one car for free, no matter what kind as long as it's street legal. What do you take?
1) Something import, Toyota, Nissan, Honda... (+2 n00bs)
2) I'd like some muscle. Give me Ford, Chevy, Pontiac and the like. (+2 assholes)
3) Something exotic, classy. Something Ferrari, Aston Martin, Mercedes, or perhaps BMW? (+2 pussies)
4) Car? Hmm, I'd rather like a good motorcycle. (+2 fags)
11: Your swear words...
1) Profane and deeply inspired from the Church. (+1 asshole)
2) Dirty and deeply inspired from bodily functions. (+1 fag)
3) Mild, mainstream, not necessarily too profane or dirty, and useable aloud in public without creating too much of a commotion. (+1 n00b)
4) Censored to heck, darn, and the like. (+1 pussy)
12: Your current thoughts, quickly!
1) I find it strange that saying dirty words doesn't label you an asshole. Don't they kinda go together? (double the score you earned at question 11)
2) I'm not sure where this quiz is going. Seems more like a way to cuss, bitch and moan as much as possible in a single thread. I've spent my time better than by reading this shit. (double the score you earned at question 9)
3) I should've used a spreadsheet to tally up my score. Would've made a neater job and saved a piece of paper - unless I'm already using a spreadsheet. (double the score you'll get at question 13)
4) I sure as hell hope answering this question didn't bump my score the wrong way... (double the score you earned at question 3)
13: When you think fantasy, you think...
A) Lord of The Rings, Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms. (+1 fag)
B) Warcraft, Lineage, Ragnarok Online. (+1 n00b)
C) Dungeons & Dragons. (+1 pussy)
D) Honestly, I thought of sex. (+1 asshole, you earned it well)
14: I'd rather be a famous...
A) Musician. (+2 assholes)
B) Scientist. (+2 assholes, again!)
C) Chef. (+2 pussies)
D) Artist. (+2 fags)
15: I won't ask you your religion!... But I will ask your devotion to it, however.
A) I believe in my religion wholeheartedly, follow its principes and attend its associated ceremonies at least once in a while. (+2 fags)
B) I believe in my religion but am non-practitioner. (+2 pussies)
C) I've got a religion tagged on my record but I really don't give a damn. (+2 assholes)
D) I'm atheist! (+2 assholes again!)
16: As a consumer, you've chosen your products on the basis of...
A) The cheap, the unknown and functional. (+2 assholes)
B) The brand name, reputed and reliable. (+2 n00bs)
17: What are your retirement plans? Gotta think about it early after all.
A) Work my load, pull my weight, retire at 55 and live off what I've earned in my life. (+1 fag)
B) Work hard, strike it big, and retire as soon as my finances allow me to. (+1 asshole)
C) I couldn't bear retirement. I'll work 'till I can't work anymore. (+1 n00b. Dream on, you fucking n00b)
D) I'm already rich enough to consider retirement way before the normal age. (+1 pussy. Don't tell me you're one of those rich boys who can't get his hands dirty. Fucking pussy.
18: For each thing you did over the Internet, add two (2) n00bs:
-I registered under another name to harass someone without having to bear the consequences.
-I blamed an unfortunate accident on the fact that my little brother was at the keyboard at the time (whether this was true or not)
-I explained my failure at a game (or event within) on the fact that the game (or event) was bugged, glitchy or broken.
If you didn't do any of these, you're obviously a liar. +1 fag.
19: For each thing you did in your childhood, add two (2) assholes:
-I got into a fight with my friend/sibling just for the sake of making him angry.
-I made sure to spread the belief that boys are good and girls are evil (vice-versa if you are a girl.)
-I struck someone who was already down, like joining in a beating up or insulting a reject.
If you didn't do any of these, then you were the reject, of course. +1 fag. No wonder you were the reject, you gay fag.
20: For each thing you're afraid of, add two (2) pussies up to a maximum of six (6) pussies:
-Spiders or snakes
-Heights
-Injections
-Wide open, crowded spaces
-Flying
-Germs and dirt
If you ain't afraid of any of these, you've gotta be afraid of something really stupid and not even worth mentioning here. That makes you a really big fag. +1 fag for you.
Now, tally up your points. If you get a tie at the top, answer this tiebreaker:
TIEBREAKER: What are you most likely to call someone when you've been angered? Now here's the catch: you can only choose the answers for which you have a tie at the top of your tally.
A) "You fucking GAY FAGGOT!"
B) "Holy shit you're an ASSHOLE!"
C) "You fuckin' N00B!"
D) "Ha, PUSSY!"
It takes one to know one! Whichever answer you chose, that's what you are!
Now that we know what you are, please let us all know so we can now call you by your proper name!
And don't worry, all the pictures are perfectly work safe. They're just test results, you n00b.
Fag! (http://www.shurikane.com/fag.gif)
Pussy! (http://www.shurikane.com/pussy.gif)
n00b! (http://www.shurikane.com/n00b.gif)
Asshole! (http://www.shurikane.com/asshole.gif)
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: KodiaX987 on 2007-04-02 15:49 ]</font>