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Uncle_bob
Apr 5, 2007, 10:04 PM
Uncle's place of business is closing on the 21st. How does this have an impact on YOUR life? Good question!

For starters, I'm slashing your allowances by 93%. Also, we'll have to cut the basic luxuries such as food, kittens, and socks. In addition, certain commodities like internets, oxygen, Ted Dansen, and compressed air will now have to be rationed.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Sincerely, Umkel J. Bawb.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 5, 2007, 10:45 PM
Dansen?

No way man. He knows how life works. When someone gives you a bullcrap judgment of you on the internets or wherever, you can hit em with the John Becker:

"What is this? Open mic night at your psychology class?"
geewj
Apr 5, 2007, 10:47 PM
To make room for my new water park, staring Ted Dansen.
Uncle_bob
Apr 6, 2007, 12:27 AM
On 2007-04-05 20:47, geewj wrote:
To make room for my new water park, staring Ted Dansen.



You and your water parks. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif YOU PROMISED ME SO MUCH.
Skuda
Apr 6, 2007, 02:04 AM
Shit... Socks, umkle?

I needs socks http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif
Uncle_bob
Apr 6, 2007, 02:45 AM
We didn't have socks back in the old days, remember? Back when we had to walk uphill through all that snow..on Mars.
Katrina
Apr 6, 2007, 05:18 AM
sacrilege... Everyone knows kittens and Danson go together like sado and masochism. Don't be so cruel.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 6, 2007, 06:42 AM
On 2007-04-06 03:18, Pixiesugar wrote:
sacrilege... Everyone knows kittens and Danson go together like sado and masochism. Don't be so cruel.


But what if Dansen is hairy, like animal?
Tystys
Apr 6, 2007, 08:56 PM
Dude, you can take the allowance, but for the love of christ, LEAVE TED.
Uncle_bob
Apr 6, 2007, 09:11 PM
If you don't like it you can go live with Uncle Jeffy. Remember Uncle Jeffy? He's the one that used to be Aunt Rose. The one with the basement.
Blitzkommando
Apr 6, 2007, 09:50 PM
Do we still have enough money for Rob Barker? You know, the forgotten lost cousin of Bob Barker? Or will we have to settle for Jamie Lee Hendrix?
MaximusLight
Apr 6, 2007, 10:02 PM
NOOO WHY UNCLE WHY!?! THINK OF THE KITTENS MAN, THE KITTENS!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 6, 2007, 10:05 PM
On 2007-04-06 20:02, MaximusLight wrote:
NOOO WHY UNCLE WHY!?! THINK OF THE KITTENS MAN, THE KITTENS!


Nobody thinks about kittens, that's bad.

She's called CatWoman for a reason.
Uncle_bob
Apr 7, 2007, 01:24 AM
If I hear any more whining I'm going to make you all get jobs as well.
Tystys
Apr 7, 2007, 08:41 AM
...

*shuts up*