The Vegas Commercials.

[DizzyDi]

I know the majority of yous guys have seen the Las Vegas commercials right?
The one where they pretty much market that Vegas is a sleazy city.
Well, I think Vegas is on the right track! All major US cities should take Vegas as an example and market their sleaze, their undesirables, their "faults" that they would normally sweep under the rug and try to hide in order to make their city seem like a paradise!
Here are some examples some US cities could do.

Mobile, Alabama: Travel back into time where no one had electricity and racism is still rampant!

Los Angeles, California: IT'S FABULOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

Detroit, Michigan: Ever wanted to know what it felt like to be shot? COME ON DOWN!

Great idea, or GREATEST idea?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Best idea.

[foamcup]

Baltimore, Maryland - We have no idea how to drive a motor vehicle! Hope your insurance is current!

[Weeaboolits]

Muskegon, Michigan - We've got high unemployment! And there's a beach too, I guess...

[Bot-Bot]

Minnesota - I guess we talk funny, but I don't know what they are talkin' aboot, eh?

[DizzyDi]

FKL, PSOW: we link to youtube a lot.

[UnderscoreX]

Atlanta, Georgia - Hey, have you seen our airport?!

[Katrina]

Youngstown, Ohio - Home of the 'Boom-Boom'

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3835/raymancinizd1.jpg

[Polly]

Sunderland: Watch out for scallywags

p_o

[Weeaboolits]

Lupis Silva - You just got f***ing pwned by a hildebear!

[astuarlen]

On 2007-04-12 06:04, DizzyDi wrote:
FKL, PSOW: we link to youtube a lot.

Linking to youtube is the new linking to ytmnd.

DeKalb: corn, lol.

[Weeaboolits]

Mt. Sterling - So uneventful that it has a weekly newspaper.

[Scrub]

Hell - Where you're dining tonight!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Jamaica, people aren't right (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=104165&forum=14) there or something.

Internet, bitches got problems.

[DizzyDi]

Internet: What you see here, stays with you for life.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Internet, where kids want to be adults and adults act like kids to catch the other adults who want to find kids.


Someone else here paraphrased it much better before, I don't want to do a direct quote.

[Weeaboolits]

FKL - Built on broken dreams and spent spam cans.

[Mixfortune]

On 2007-04-12 14:23, astuarlen wrote:

DeKalb: corn, lol.



What would Frank Van Buer have to say about that?


Redmond: Serious Businesses.

[Weeaboolits]

Ronincooperland - Where everything is right and good.

[Blitzkommando]

Dayton, Ohio - Sure we've got lot's of history, all brick structures, but all we have today is gangs, constant road construction, and higher crime levels than Los Angeles and New York City. Come and visit us or we'll cut ya!

[astuarlen]

Much too long for a catchy slogan, Norvekh. I wandered off to find a bag of pretzels and watch TV after "today is gangs". http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Weeaboolits]

Ruins - Holy #%#! The walls are #$%^ing BREATHING!

[astuarlen]

On 2007-04-13 00:41, Mixfortune wrote:

On 2007-04-12 14:23, astuarlen wrote:

DeKalb: corn, lol.


What would Frank Van Buer have to say about that?


He might try to deny it, but I think in the end he'd be forced to agree that corn is the best way to sum up this place.
But maybe we could add something about the horse slaughterhouse controversy to the slogan, come to think of it. Hmm...

[Weeaboolits]

Ronincooperland - Where things are rocked most proper.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Merced: Don't hurt the fairy shrimp!!!

Atwater: We have two Starbucks, now!

Winton: Childhood home of Charles Manson and Stevie Stainer!


On 2007-04-11 13:38, DizzyDi wrote:
Los Angeles, California: IT'S FABULOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!


Actually, San Francisco and West Hollywood are the cities with that reputation.