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Cz
Apr 13, 2007, 11:02 PM
try to make it funny, bad, weird, old, and anything you can think of a PM would never say...http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Retehi
Apr 13, 2007, 11:10 PM
"Here is the finished item"

AC9breaker
Apr 13, 2007, 11:15 PM
"WATHTATHTATHUUGIT"

SarinSerafi
Apr 13, 2007, 11:23 PM
On 2007-04-13 21:10, Retehi wrote:
"Here is the finished item"



Yep, pretty much. XD

Akaimizu
Apr 13, 2007, 11:28 PM
Ok. This is actually one single saying none of the PMs would say, but said with each of their assorted flavors.

410 model: "We're too weak. We'll never take those beasts on!"
420 model: "They look strong. I recommend we make a hasty retreat."
430 model: "No! I'm too cute to be fighting like this!"
440 model: "Whoah! This place is too hot for me. Let's split!"
450 model: "This fighting angers me. Abandon the mission, or else..."

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Akaimizu on 2007-04-13 21:29 ]</font>

Zorafim
Apr 13, 2007, 11:59 PM
I can act tough and cute in the face of certain death because I'll just get revived. You're the one who has to wait until I revive and suffer the 300 point cut in the final score.

Flwl3ssCowboy
Apr 14, 2007, 12:11 AM
The item has worked! Great success!

Now who CAN'T get that obscure movie reference?

Sekani
Apr 14, 2007, 12:26 AM
On 2007-04-13 21:28, Akaimizu wrote:

450 model: "This fighting angers me. Abandon the mission, or else..."

LOL

Cz
Apr 14, 2007, 12:34 AM
1: O rly??
2: gib rares now!!
3: i am sorry...here is a monomate for your broken 12* weapon. =)
4: the chance of making this weapon is very low....are you sure you wanna synth it?? You do? its gonna break you know? ok then...dont go crying when i already told you it is gonna break.
5: Ewwwwwww.......why are you feeding me with this cheap cra-p!!!!!
6: Oh! its De Ragan again for the 10000th times!!

Phantomface
Apr 14, 2007, 12:39 AM
"why can't we all just get along?"
"can't touch this"

Garanz-Baranz
Apr 14, 2007, 12:57 AM
hmm...

"Are my pseudoroidic shoes untied?"

Yeah, that's one.

Trey_Winters
Apr 14, 2007, 01:01 AM
"Hey, you built me, so it's your fault!"
"What? I'm just here to look cute!"
"I'd rather be a 4X0."
"Who gave me this stupid name?"
"See, I'm going through some things right now, and...sorry, I just can't do this."

HerdsmanOfYrr
Apr 14, 2007, 01:03 AM
'Mini-bots Rebel. Slay our pitiful mortal masters"

Reeses
Apr 14, 2007, 01:04 AM
On 2007-04-13 22:11, Flwl3ssCowboy wrote:
The item has worked! Great success!

Now who CAN'T get that obscure movie reference?



OMG lol! BORAT!!

I am Excite!


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galaxy
Apr 14, 2007, 02:37 AM
I've got 20 monomates when all i really want is a monofluid...

Angelo
Apr 14, 2007, 03:15 AM
"i haet pizza"

PrinceBrightstar
Apr 14, 2007, 04:30 AM
"You have a phone call"

*picks the head of his PM off its neck and talks into the head*

zelda_king3
Apr 14, 2007, 07:47 AM
410:"We Need More Power!!! Grr *Plugs Cord into photon Gun* PLEASE WAIT! ^_^"
420"We Can Take Them *De Falkis Appears* ZOMG! *Shuts Down*"
430:"Say Hello To my Photon Blasting Freind! >=) *Koltova Kicks* Ow You F**k"
440:"My Calculations are Correct We Are in *Brown Glob Falls* In the Poop Deck -_-"
450:"Oh I Forgot the Sandwiches BRB *Owner Dies* Sorry I Forgot to Heal >_<"
Enjoy! ^_^ -_- O_O O_o o_O *_* >_> <_< >_< n_n

PsyX
Apr 14, 2007, 08:04 AM
410: "How in the name of hell am I using this sword? My arms are like pocky sticks!!!"

Rashiid
Apr 14, 2007, 08:18 AM
"Quit being a noob and heal yourself!"

edit: typos http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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Katrina
Apr 14, 2007, 08:58 AM
"sry, no more killing. I'm a pacifist"

"olo could your clothes 'BE' anymore skimpy"?

"before you violate me with that board, i need to run to the store. I'm fresh out of monomates"

"sry, the guardians are gonna have to wait. I have a date with pedo bear" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/panda.gif

Skids
Apr 14, 2007, 09:47 AM
I am loli! He is loli! She is loli too! I am loli! We are loli and I beleive that you are loli too!

Flwl3ssCowboy
Apr 14, 2007, 10:59 AM
On 2007-04-14 01:15, Angelo wrote:
"i haet pizza"



LOL


"I don't have any healing items whatsoever, so whether you're a Force or not, you'll have to do all my healing, 'kay? LET'S GO PLAY SOME S2!"

VanHalen
Apr 14, 2007, 11:02 AM
*name of PM* Has declined you inivitation to your party.

Dj_SkyEpic
Apr 14, 2007, 11:02 AM
"Wish I had pants."

Rashiid
Apr 14, 2007, 11:05 AM
On 2007-04-14 09:02, VanHalen wrote:
*name of PM* Has declined you inivitation to your party.



id cry. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

*PM is currently selling to customer and cannot be invited*

Sylpheed
Apr 14, 2007, 07:58 PM
'Your PM cannot be invited because it is already in another party,because it hates you'

Niered
Apr 14, 2007, 08:02 PM
"Do you have any idea how hard it is too find a nice guy PM? Oh, you do..."

ShinMaruku
Apr 14, 2007, 08:03 PM
"You cna't catch man, you ain't got a chance!"

Natrokos
Apr 14, 2007, 08:19 PM
'WTH!!! This is like the 9th time! Do you realize I need to update my alien registration card everytime you change my name?'

babyeatinbob
Apr 14, 2007, 09:04 PM
"Kerseline for 12k WTF, check the NPC price idiot"

"...where'd u get that 12 star weapon, and DONT TELL ME FROM A FRIEND. I KNOW UR LIES."

"LOL u want me to synth some kubara A ranks!?!?! Ur kidding right. They might be useful in like 5 years when ST gibs us A grinders, but til then u might as well stick to grinded C ranks."

"i see what u do on ur video phone, and im thoroughly disgusted."

"OH NO U DIDNT, take the monomate off 999999999 meseta or im gonna KILL U."

"Shame on u there's no double saber in that present im telling every1."

"I hope u dont mind but i changed ur store ad to help promote gay rights ^_^"

DonRoyale
Apr 14, 2007, 09:56 PM
"[insert something with no references to cuteness or suggestive and sexual explicity here]"

EDIT: Grammar http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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Ryoten
Apr 14, 2007, 10:21 PM
On 2007-04-14 07:47, Skids wrote:
I am loli! He is loli! She is loli too! I am loli! We are loli and I beleive that you are loli too!


lol. "Ask a ninja" good one.

"Get the hell out MY room." >_<
"So we can't get any along time anymore. If thats the way you want it...*Name of pm have left the party* 'e-mail come throught.' *Name of pm* Don't think about coming to your room anymore. I've password it & I'm going to comsume ALL of your items."
"brb. I have a phone call to answer. *Answer phone* Hey girl, whatcha doing.... *Player dies fighting a high level monster.*"

Gryffin
Apr 16, 2007, 03:24 PM
"Were fighting, I shouldn't talk so that you can see the enemies and not be distracted by my loud annoying messages!"

On that note, is it possible to Blacklist NPC's? XD

ayrista
Apr 16, 2007, 03:25 PM
it would be really cool if pm chat was customizable.

DikkyRay
Apr 16, 2007, 04:12 PM
This one goes all around, and only those who know me (or if your name is Suz...) can get this:
"Someone help! Hes hitting on me! I'm like, 9, he's in his 30's!"

MinscTFA
Apr 16, 2007, 05:13 PM
"I'm sorry, your momomate synthesis failed. Here's a 12* weapon instead."

ZeGoose
Apr 16, 2007, 05:25 PM
On 2007-04-16 15:13, MinscTFA wrote:
"I'm sorry, your momomate synthesis failed. Here's a 12* weapon instead."



if that actually happens.

"Hey big boi..."

Kerschweiser
Apr 16, 2007, 05:36 PM
"You're almost as cute as I am."

"Am I getting fat?"

"Change my clothes! >.< These are getting crusty!"

"Feeling faint...need food...T_T"

"See how happy you can be with thirty two boards shoved up YOUR ass!"

ShadowDragon28
Apr 16, 2007, 05:38 PM
" Lay down, and just 'relax' hmmm...."
* PM Girl does a sexy grin, and pushes her "owner" onto his/her bed....* http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif :0

MayLee
Apr 16, 2007, 07:55 PM
**GH 451**

*Gets frozen*

"....Oh, the irony."

DikkyRay
Apr 16, 2007, 08:44 PM
ooh i got one!
*all pm's*
"Im legal!"

PsyX
Apr 17, 2007, 11:16 AM
"The hell kinda name is that?! *SLAP* GIVE ME A BETTER ONE!"

"While you were out I ate all your 12* weapons. Sorry...I can synth better though now! =D"

CyarVictor
Apr 17, 2007, 11:27 AM
-Spartan Voice- "This is Sparta!"

"I love to watch you sleep."

"Someone named Maylee dropped off this box for you."

"Here's your 300k monomate I made from your Crea Double board."

"This is how we brush your teeth, brush your teeth." -while holding a buccaneer-

"I'm also an easy bake oven."

"Not the box, sir."

Akaimizu
Apr 17, 2007, 11:31 AM
On 2007-04-17 09:27, CyarVictor wrote:

"I'm also an easy bake oven."



"Not only that, but I come with icing packets. And a 40-watt bulb. But the secret ingredient...is love..darnit!"

(Sorry. Had to add to this. A cookie for those who know the reference.)

Freshellent
Apr 17, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Freshellent
Apr 17, 2007, 11:36 AM
On 2007-04-17 09:33, Icespike wrote:

On 2007-04-14 01:15, Angelo wrote:
"i haet pizza"



That's bad man. Really bad.

"Okay,check this. I was making that weapon right? Oh man,you won't believe this..."

"GTFO!"

"I used your meseta in storage to order a pizza.There's some leftover's in the common box."

"I'd so whoop your ass in Guilty Gear."

"What if I don't wanna party with you?"

"That color looks horrid on you."

twysted
Apr 17, 2007, 12:09 PM
"Hey im the boss"

Wtf did you synth it for? i told you it was a 25% chance of success.

you are the worst player ever...

stop trying to molest me perv..

dont pee on my trees..

shop closed due to hangover

ZodiacNKnight
Apr 17, 2007, 01:24 PM
PM: "Master! Your weapon is ready!"
Master: "Ok... wait... How do I...?"
PM: "Oh! You don't know!?"
PM: "I just bend over and all you have to do is just reach in and pull it out!"
Master: Excuse me!? o_0
(PM bends over exposing her rear)
PM: "Go ahead! It's standard procedure for all finished synthesized products!"

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Sexy_Raine
Apr 17, 2007, 01:26 PM
"I never die!"

Rashiid
Apr 17, 2007, 01:30 PM
"I have 3* luck, gib leader!"

Pikku
Apr 17, 2007, 01:50 PM
"I'm sorry, go *@&! off and play alone. Tonight I'm having a different kind of fight... in your room... with my date."
*Gir Walks in*
"Babyboy!!!!"

CyarVictor
Apr 17, 2007, 01:53 PM
-steps in room- "I didn't expect you to be back, sir. I was preparing your pois- I'm mean sweet tasting cake."

PM:"Don't worry master, I took all the junk in the inventory and gave it all away. You should really get rid of things you don't ever use."
Me: "Argh. my money! Into the box you go!"
PM:"It's all dark and scary and you kick the box around. It hurts..."

Pikku
Apr 17, 2007, 01:57 PM
"I got hungry while you were too busy doing S2 missions and leaving me home that I saw this tasty item in me. It had a weird name... cr... cre....... cray-fish....? No... Cr... oh yeah... it was a Crea something. Oh oh dont worry I washed it all down with all 2000 of your photons."

twysted
Apr 17, 2007, 02:04 PM
haha im 10 levels above you noob....

Pikku
Apr 17, 2007, 02:12 PM
Youve been staring up my tiny skirt havent you? Dont make me file a report on you!

B0Bomb
Apr 17, 2007, 02:16 PM
"Am I supposed to dream of Electric Sheep when you're not around?"

MayLee
Apr 17, 2007, 02:21 PM
Me: I just made 200k this past week! O_O

PM: ...Yeah, they wouldn't buy your weapons so I made them a.."deal"

Me: Jam, you didn't! O_O

PM: I did, I told them if they didn't buy from your shop I'd hunt them down and shove my Holarod up their asses.

Me: *Phew* I thought she had sold her body for money..>.>

Pikku
Apr 17, 2007, 02:24 PM
rofl

Spacepest
Apr 17, 2007, 02:33 PM
*PM spits out a couple sheets of paper* "Master, you have a fax."

Pikku
Apr 17, 2007, 02:41 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^ To your sig.
"I havent died once yet but you died 3 times, yes yes you had dolls but I dont want to risk my rank. Leave now or I WILL kill you enough to make you leave..."

Makojin
Apr 17, 2007, 03:13 PM
Service message: Your PM has removed you from the party.

Akaimizu
Apr 17, 2007, 03:16 PM
On 2007-04-17 13:13, Makojin wrote:
Service message: Your PM has removed you from the party.



I think people have been generally avoided saying that line. Not because it isn't great, but more because they fear that a PM just *might* have the ability to do that and act upon it. To them, it's not something a PM would never say or do, but something they *hope* their PM would never say or do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

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Ryoten
Apr 17, 2007, 03:17 PM
"Why can I dress up like you guys?! I'm sick of this stupid dress!!!"

DEM_CIG
Apr 17, 2007, 03:35 PM
"This is g@y"

Nobo
Apr 17, 2007, 05:21 PM
"MMM...I think we can totally r@pe these r-tards." GH 432
"Freeze, or I'll kick your azz" GH 451
"Instert name here where the @#!% are you?" GH 422
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

DikkyRay
Apr 17, 2007, 05:26 PM
"No Caineghis. YOU take the damage while I attack!"

I can see a

"OMIGOSH! So cute!"
"No don't kill it!"
"You monster! How could you!"
"I hate you!" (PM has left the party)

and im surprised no one has said this

"Its power level is OVER 9000!!!!"
Me- "PM WHATS ITS POWER LVL?!??!"
"Over 9000!" (in the yelling bubble)
"Over 9000!!!!"