BlueDagger
Apr 15, 2007, 02:16 AM
Roger: Get off the bus immediately! Don't stay on the bus!
Elvis: This isn't necessary.
Roger: If it is unnecessary, why did you pat me on the shoulder? When I was talking on the phone, you...
Elvis: (interrupts) Boss...
Roger: Hey, don't call me "boss". For the sake of fairness, we don't know each other. Why did you have to do that? (faster tone) Why did you have to do that? Look, everyone in society suffers from stress. Now that you have done something very unfair, should I have a word with you?
Elvis: (softly) I think we already aren't having a pleasant conversation anymore...
Roger: (angrily interrupts) Now that we're talking, I ask you. Have I touched you? Well?
Elvis: Just what do you want me to do?
Roger: What do I want you to do? I want you to apologize!
Elvis: Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Roger: What do you mean, "You didn't mean to"? Who's right, you or me?
Elvis: (interrupts softly) You want to save face.
Roger: What?
Elvis: (louder) You just want to save face. Sorry, boss.
Roger: I don't want to save face! Hey look, first, when you spoke on the phone, I did not interfere with you.
(Elvis puts his right arm on the headrest of the seat.)
Roger: Why do you have to say I'm talking too loudly? I simply haven't disturbed you. Right? So, what do you have to say for yourself?
Elvis: Well, nothing really has happened, it's all that simple.
Roger: What has happened to you? Just what do you want? Hmm... I want to settle this with you.
Elvis: The matter is settled, it's that simple.
Roger: It isn't settled.
Elvis: It's settled.
Roger: (louder) It isn't settled!
Elvis: It's settled.
Roger: (yelling very loudly) It isn't settled!!! We both have to settle this right now! To put it simply, when you talked on the phone, did I interrupt you? Why did you interupt me?
Elvis: You were talking too loudly.
Roger: Look, when you were talking on the phone, did I say you were talking too loudly and disturbing other people? We're both talking on our phones. When people talk on the phone, there will be noise, but you, your voice... our voices are the same. Yes, and did I interrupt you for that? (Pause) What do you say?
(Dead silence)
Roger: (yelling) You're really asking for a fight! Fuck your mother! Are you asking for it? I am stressed, you are stressed, why did you provoke me?
Elvis: (very softly) I didn't mean to...
Roger: What do you mean "You didn't mean to."? Apologize this instant!
Elvis: I'm sorry.
Roger: Say it louder!
Elvis: (louder) I'm sorry.
Roger: Don't ever do that again, I warn you. (Roger takes out his hand)
Roger: Take out your hand.
Elvis: (softly) It isn't necessary.
Roger: Why isn't it necessary? Is something wrong?
Elvis: (softly) I've apologized.
Roger: When you've apologized, you shake hands. Why aren't you shaking hands after the apology?
Elvis: It's not necessary.
Roger: Why not? If you don't shake hands after your apology, it means that the matter still hasn't been settled.
(Elvis laughs)
Roger: If you don't shake hands, it's not settled. If the matter isn't settled, it means that we have to settle it for good, right? You disturbed me while I was on the phone, did I disturb you while you were on the phone? Fuck! I'm already furious. Just then I... Why did you pat me on the shoulder? Fuck your mother!
Elvis: (very soft) (inaudible)
Roger: You even interrupt me while I'm talking. What the fuck do you know about me? Fuck your mother! Hey! Now that you've apologized, why don't you shake me by the hand? Well? The matter still hasn't been settled.
Elvis: All right, I'll let you have your way. (The two shake hands)
Roger: Good, don't do it again. Let me tell you, other people will hit you if you do that.
Elvis: May we meet each other again.
Roger: Yes, if destiny permits. Just don't ever do it again. Don't disturb me, and I won't disturb you, ok? We both are stressed. Right?
Elvis: Right.
Roger: I'm always ready if you want to fight me.
Elvis: That's not necessary.
Roger: It's okay if that's not necessary.
Elvis: Gentlemen talk things out, and do not resort to violence.
Roger: (loudly) No, when you talk, you cause a great deal of trouble! You patted me on the shoulder while I was on the phone.
Elvis: Well, then should I pat you on the head?
Roger: You patted me on the shoulder! You've just apologized. There's no problem with that, but when you patted me on the shoulder, it means that you've disturbed me before I've even disturbed you. Hence I fucked your mother! Is that right? Look, we've settled it. (begins to turn forwards)
Elvis: But still, don't fuck the mother.
Roger: (turns back sharply) If I don't fuck a mother, who should I fuck? (cuts off Elvis) When I fuck your mother, am I copulating with her? I'm just using some Chinese swear words! (cuts off Elvis) I like to fuck! I'm not copulating with her! (turns forward)
Elvis: (inaudible)... I'm warning you...
Roger: (turns back sharply) Why are you warning me? Now that we have shaken hands, why are you warning me, pal? What's this for?
Elvis: The matter has been settled...
Roger: (interrupts) If it's been settled, why did you warn me? I'm heavily stressed. I wanted to shake hands. You settle... you said that the matter is settled and now you warn me? What's the point, pal? This is pointless for both of us, is that right? Now that we've shaken hands...
Elvis: Let me tell you, this matter is between the two of us. Don't drag other people into it.
Roger: If you have to drag people into it, you do so. If you enjoy fucking, you fuck; if I enjoy fucking, I fuck. Fucking other people is harmless. Fuck, fuck and fuck! Should I punch you twice instead? Right? When it's been settled, it's settled. Don't warn me. Why did you warn me? I'm not half scared even if you do! (Elvis opens up his phone) I'm extremely stressed, don't you know that? Now, do you understand? You shouldn't warn me! It's settled, you get the point? If you warn me, it means the matter isn't settled! We should forget about this, having shaken hands. OK?
Elvis: All right, I don't want to talk to you any more.
Roger: (yelling) What did you warn me for! Aren't you satisfied? (Roger's phone rings) Fuck!
Elvis: Get the phone... (Roger turns forward.)
Roger: Hello? Hello.
Elvis: This isn't necessary.
Roger: If it is unnecessary, why did you pat me on the shoulder? When I was talking on the phone, you...
Elvis: (interrupts) Boss...
Roger: Hey, don't call me "boss". For the sake of fairness, we don't know each other. Why did you have to do that? (faster tone) Why did you have to do that? Look, everyone in society suffers from stress. Now that you have done something very unfair, should I have a word with you?
Elvis: (softly) I think we already aren't having a pleasant conversation anymore...
Roger: (angrily interrupts) Now that we're talking, I ask you. Have I touched you? Well?
Elvis: Just what do you want me to do?
Roger: What do I want you to do? I want you to apologize!
Elvis: Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Roger: What do you mean, "You didn't mean to"? Who's right, you or me?
Elvis: (interrupts softly) You want to save face.
Roger: What?
Elvis: (louder) You just want to save face. Sorry, boss.
Roger: I don't want to save face! Hey look, first, when you spoke on the phone, I did not interfere with you.
(Elvis puts his right arm on the headrest of the seat.)
Roger: Why do you have to say I'm talking too loudly? I simply haven't disturbed you. Right? So, what do you have to say for yourself?
Elvis: Well, nothing really has happened, it's all that simple.
Roger: What has happened to you? Just what do you want? Hmm... I want to settle this with you.
Elvis: The matter is settled, it's that simple.
Roger: It isn't settled.
Elvis: It's settled.
Roger: (louder) It isn't settled!
Elvis: It's settled.
Roger: (yelling very loudly) It isn't settled!!! We both have to settle this right now! To put it simply, when you talked on the phone, did I interrupt you? Why did you interupt me?
Elvis: You were talking too loudly.
Roger: Look, when you were talking on the phone, did I say you were talking too loudly and disturbing other people? We're both talking on our phones. When people talk on the phone, there will be noise, but you, your voice... our voices are the same. Yes, and did I interrupt you for that? (Pause) What do you say?
(Dead silence)
Roger: (yelling) You're really asking for a fight! Fuck your mother! Are you asking for it? I am stressed, you are stressed, why did you provoke me?
Elvis: (very softly) I didn't mean to...
Roger: What do you mean "You didn't mean to."? Apologize this instant!
Elvis: I'm sorry.
Roger: Say it louder!
Elvis: (louder) I'm sorry.
Roger: Don't ever do that again, I warn you. (Roger takes out his hand)
Roger: Take out your hand.
Elvis: (softly) It isn't necessary.
Roger: Why isn't it necessary? Is something wrong?
Elvis: (softly) I've apologized.
Roger: When you've apologized, you shake hands. Why aren't you shaking hands after the apology?
Elvis: It's not necessary.
Roger: Why not? If you don't shake hands after your apology, it means that the matter still hasn't been settled.
(Elvis laughs)
Roger: If you don't shake hands, it's not settled. If the matter isn't settled, it means that we have to settle it for good, right? You disturbed me while I was on the phone, did I disturb you while you were on the phone? Fuck! I'm already furious. Just then I... Why did you pat me on the shoulder? Fuck your mother!
Elvis: (very soft) (inaudible)
Roger: You even interrupt me while I'm talking. What the fuck do you know about me? Fuck your mother! Hey! Now that you've apologized, why don't you shake me by the hand? Well? The matter still hasn't been settled.
Elvis: All right, I'll let you have your way. (The two shake hands)
Roger: Good, don't do it again. Let me tell you, other people will hit you if you do that.
Elvis: May we meet each other again.
Roger: Yes, if destiny permits. Just don't ever do it again. Don't disturb me, and I won't disturb you, ok? We both are stressed. Right?
Elvis: Right.
Roger: I'm always ready if you want to fight me.
Elvis: That's not necessary.
Roger: It's okay if that's not necessary.
Elvis: Gentlemen talk things out, and do not resort to violence.
Roger: (loudly) No, when you talk, you cause a great deal of trouble! You patted me on the shoulder while I was on the phone.
Elvis: Well, then should I pat you on the head?
Roger: You patted me on the shoulder! You've just apologized. There's no problem with that, but when you patted me on the shoulder, it means that you've disturbed me before I've even disturbed you. Hence I fucked your mother! Is that right? Look, we've settled it. (begins to turn forwards)
Elvis: But still, don't fuck the mother.
Roger: (turns back sharply) If I don't fuck a mother, who should I fuck? (cuts off Elvis) When I fuck your mother, am I copulating with her? I'm just using some Chinese swear words! (cuts off Elvis) I like to fuck! I'm not copulating with her! (turns forward)
Elvis: (inaudible)... I'm warning you...
Roger: (turns back sharply) Why are you warning me? Now that we have shaken hands, why are you warning me, pal? What's this for?
Elvis: The matter has been settled...
Roger: (interrupts) If it's been settled, why did you warn me? I'm heavily stressed. I wanted to shake hands. You settle... you said that the matter is settled and now you warn me? What's the point, pal? This is pointless for both of us, is that right? Now that we've shaken hands...
Elvis: Let me tell you, this matter is between the two of us. Don't drag other people into it.
Roger: If you have to drag people into it, you do so. If you enjoy fucking, you fuck; if I enjoy fucking, I fuck. Fucking other people is harmless. Fuck, fuck and fuck! Should I punch you twice instead? Right? When it's been settled, it's settled. Don't warn me. Why did you warn me? I'm not half scared even if you do! (Elvis opens up his phone) I'm extremely stressed, don't you know that? Now, do you understand? You shouldn't warn me! It's settled, you get the point? If you warn me, it means the matter isn't settled! We should forget about this, having shaken hands. OK?
Elvis: All right, I don't want to talk to you any more.
Roger: (yelling) What did you warn me for! Aren't you satisfied? (Roger's phone rings) Fuck!
Elvis: Get the phone... (Roger turns forward.)
Roger: Hello? Hello.