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Cz
Apr 15, 2007, 11:13 PM
ok...if u have a real PM (partner machinery) living in ur house right now...wat will u program her to do beside fighting? Be creative and avoid anything negative...http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

if i have a PM with me, i would program her to be a house maid, so that i dont have to cook, laundry or vacuum...http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/2347/mahoromatic06ij3.gif

Siertes
Apr 15, 2007, 11:17 PM
Nice try, Stalker...

I'd probably just program it to get me food and such from the downstairs kitchen and to organize my room if need be.

NPCMook
Apr 15, 2007, 11:24 PM
24/7 Gaming opponent! kinda like Zeke from CAD

Tra
Apr 15, 2007, 11:29 PM
I'd make her look older and not jail-bait and rape the fuck out of her everyday and make it wish it weren't alive?

Angelo
Apr 15, 2007, 11:44 PM
Oh I do not like where this thread is going...

Raysa
Apr 15, 2007, 11:44 PM
I'd probably make her a slave of my academic work.

Fulgore
Apr 15, 2007, 11:46 PM
Yeah um.....

Yeah....can't really say anything cuz I agree with Angelo... >_<

Mayu
Apr 15, 2007, 11:51 PM
On 2007-04-15 21:29, Tra wrote:
I'd make her look older and not jail-bait and rape the fuck out of her everyday and make it wish it weren't alive?

I lol'ed

Turambar
Apr 16, 2007, 12:32 AM
So you're asking us if we had a little waist height loli in our room that does anything we tell it to, what would we have it do?.........Can't say I would disagree too much with Cherry......-__-'.......But you can't rape the willing, now can you?

Tulio07
Apr 16, 2007, 01:00 AM
i'd have her make me some real life photon weapons. Maybe a carringue rucar. How cool would it be to have one of those in real life?

Baku
Apr 16, 2007, 01:02 AM
Oh I do not like where this thread is going...

Turambar
Apr 16, 2007, 01:03 AM
You'd probably have to wait a few days, and you'd get a chocolate bar instead of a weapon any how XD

Raysa
Apr 16, 2007, 01:06 AM
Your peen will be crushed by the cold metal. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif How do you rape that of which has metal skin?

CoSine
Apr 16, 2007, 01:23 AM
On 2007-04-15 23:06, Raysa wrote:
Your peen will be crushed by the cold metal. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif How do you rape that of which has metal skin?



Oh there are ways of fixing that problem my, innocent fellow PSU player...

Kent
Apr 16, 2007, 01:24 AM
Intellectual stimulant. And I'd install some heatsinks, for giving awkward, warm hugs to anyone who enters the house... Or asks for one.

...And kick the ass of anyone on command, then yell something along the lines of "You just got your ass kicked by a little girl a third of your size!"

Gemel
Apr 16, 2007, 01:31 AM
On 2007-04-15 23:00, Tulio07 wrote:
i'd have her make me some real life photon weapons. Maybe a carringue rucar. How cool would it be to have one of those in real life?

You'd have to insert the board first >.<

Mio
Apr 16, 2007, 01:36 AM
Ohhh It would be awesome having a PM irl. I would use her as a maid and cook. I would love playing with her outfits like a doll http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Eleina
Apr 16, 2007, 01:37 AM
On 2007-04-15 21:29, Tra wrote:
I'd make her look older and not jail-bait and rape the fuck out of her everyday and make it wish it weren't alive?



Lmao!!!

Midicronica
Apr 16, 2007, 01:42 AM
Wow, Cherry. >_>

Uh, I'd make that sumb*tch clean my house and make me sandwiches.

Raysa
Apr 16, 2007, 01:43 AM
On 2007-04-15 23:23, CoSine wrote:

On 2007-04-15 23:06, Raysa wrote:
Your peen will be crushed by the cold metal. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif How do you rape that of which has metal skin?



Oh there are ways of fixing that problem my, innocent fellow PSU player...


I am curious as to what you might do to improve sexual intercourse with metallic entities.

Arika
Apr 16, 2007, 02:08 AM
On 2007-04-15 23:00, Tulio07 wrote:
i'd have her make me some real life photon weapons. Maybe a carringue rucar. How cool would it be to have one of those in real life?



First of all, you have to find the [b] for her, and how can u find it in RL http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Allison_W
Apr 16, 2007, 02:28 AM
On 2007-04-15 21:29, Tra wrote:
I'd make her look older and not jail-bait and rape the fuck out of her everyday and make it wish it weren't alive?

D:

D:

D:

I cringed, and then I think I nervously laughed. I don't know whether to be positively ecstatic or thoroughly mortified that you actually have my partner card. Or some combination of the two.

D:

...Incidentally, yeah, I think I'd just have her do housework and cooking and whatnot. And maybe use her for a teddy bear and/or makeout partner when lonely.



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ShadowDragon28
Apr 16, 2007, 02:37 AM
What I would do if I had a RL Partner Machine in android girl form would be far too *Adult* and not suitable for public viewing or knowledge.

But such things would NOT involve violence, rape or anything gory.
That'd be uncalled for and uneccessary. 0_0;

landman
Apr 16, 2007, 02:39 AM
A miniature girl in my room... that obeys me... I can only think of bad things >_>

ShadowDragon28
Apr 16, 2007, 02:40 AM
This thread needs more ~desu <_< >_>

Starrz
Apr 16, 2007, 02:46 AM
I'd pawn the bitch.

NinjaSalad
Apr 16, 2007, 02:48 AM
This thread needs more ~desu <_< >_>
Oh HELL no.

Yuudai_Riisu
Apr 16, 2007, 02:54 AM
On 2007-04-15 21:44, Angelo wrote:
Oh I do not like where this thread is going...



lol if someone ask stuff like this what you expect lol bunch of h**ney boys found a new Bl** up doll

Ryogen
Apr 16, 2007, 02:55 AM
I would have her get a real job so she can make some extra money for us. She can work full/long time too SON. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

...well full time or all time SON. When people say "long time" they have somthing else in mind SON.




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omegapirate2k
Apr 16, 2007, 02:56 AM
Pedophilia on the internet is funny, apparently.

I missed the notice, I guess.

ShadowDragon28
Apr 16, 2007, 03:00 AM
http://www.ko-chan.org/desu/thumb/1172561616327s.jpg

PM's... PSU's "copies" of Rozen Maiden dolls, they need more Desu! lol http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Allison_W
Apr 16, 2007, 03:02 AM
On 2007-04-16 00:56, omegapirate2k wrote:
Pedophilia on the internet is funny, apparently.

I missed the notice, I guess.

That's because there is no such memo.

The actual memo reads, "Pedophilia on teh intarwebs is hilarious."

omegapirate2k
Apr 16, 2007, 03:04 AM
On 2007-04-16 01:02, Allison_W wrote:

On 2007-04-16 00:56, omegapirate2k wrote:
Pedophilia on the internet is funny, apparently.

I missed the notice, I guess.

That's because there is no such memo.

The actual memo reads, "Pedophilia on teh intarwebs is hilarious."



Oh, ok, I guess I fucked up.

Yuudai_Riisu
Apr 16, 2007, 03:04 AM
what do you expect when you insert Par, Moa, Neu, Kubara wood in her.

Zael
Apr 16, 2007, 03:05 AM
I'd have her do all my college papers >____>

Yuudai_Riisu
Apr 16, 2007, 03:07 AM
Who I rather do college work or PM?

what would you Pick?

Sasamichan
Apr 16, 2007, 04:41 AM
I'd make her my wife. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Theoderic
Apr 16, 2007, 05:00 AM
I would probably grant her freedom so she would hopefully be my friend out of free will and not because of obligation. I mean, I am Partner Machinery. You treat PMs like property mostly because they come standard issue in your rooms. Do you treat any of the male Casts like that? The more you refer to PMs as tools instead of partners, the more likely a Caseal revolt will occur. History has proven that those enslaved will rise up against those in power. I say free the PMs! All of the little dears work their asses off to craft things to aid us in our fight against terror, and the only thing we want to do is abuse them... Shame on all of you! I'm glad I killed my owner! I even stole a baby PM from G.R.M. and raised her as my own. We both assist one another, as true partners...

But seriously, I'd probably use her for companionship. I wouldn't need one for anything other than that.

P_C_A
Apr 16, 2007, 05:12 AM
I'd make her my daughter. I always wanted a girl first anyway. She'd forever be my lil' girl.

Zarbolord
Apr 16, 2007, 06:25 AM
I'd have her as a permanent friend. That'll go through everything with me, good sides and down sides. Coexistance (erm.. no symbiosis would go too far...).

-Shimarisu-
Apr 16, 2007, 06:31 AM
On 2007-04-15 21:29, Tra wrote:
I'd make her look older and not jail-bait and rape the fuck out of her everyday and make it wish it weren't alive?



Yeah I think you're basically worse than a dormant pedophile no?

Garanz-Baranz
Apr 16, 2007, 06:32 AM
I'd remodel her external caseal shell to that of the appearance of a kitty.

YAY!!! A FLUFFY WITTLE KITTYKAT!
[starts squeezing little PM in a big sloppy hug]

Ethan-Waber
Apr 16, 2007, 06:47 AM
Make the bitch do my homework, and then sell video tapes of it sleeping on the interweb, duhnub!

Dhylec
Apr 16, 2007, 08:11 AM
Hm.. this topic isn't a very good idea with all that is going on the Net. Let's drop it before crossing the thin line.