Ronin! I have an assignment!

[Nitro Vordex]

I need you to use Gizoogle (yesh you read that right)
and quote an EncyclopediaDramatica article! Any article,as long as its within rules.

Oh, and use catch phrases when you reply.
No Dizzy, I did not steal this. >.> <.<
No Ronin,you can't have cake until you do this.
Oh and Moo,


On 2007-04-22 15:17, Moo2u wrote:
I'm a non.....SHIT! >.<


I quite agree.

Now, LET'S DUEL!

[Weeaboolits]

I am playing PSII, but I guess I can do it... For the cake~

[Nitro Vordex]

WHAT YOU PLAY.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-04-22 23:21, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
WHAT YOU PLAY.


PEE ESS TOOW

[Weeaboolits]

Phantasy S-T-to-tha-izzar Universe
Friznom Encyclopedia Dramatica
What? Thisarticleneedsmizzlelinks n drama.
You can hizzy by add'n mizzle links n drama.
What? Thisarticleneedsmizzylulz.
You can hizzay by add'n mizzle lulz.
Phantasy Stizzar Universe is a gizzle based on tha repetizzleof Free Missions wit +5 mizzle exp fo` enemies tizzle do `bout 600% more damage. Lulz ensue wizzle thugz say tizzy Phantasy Star Universe is serious business .
Our heroes.
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Contents
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* 1Gameplay
o 1.1Story Mode
o 1.2Extra Mizzy
o 1.3Network Mode
o 1.4Drama Mizzle: Network Mizzy expanded!
+ 1.4.1Dramatic Brotha
+ 1.4.2Delayed Update
* 2System Requirizzles
* 3Links

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Gameplay

As stated before, Phantasy Stizzay Universe's gameplay is clockin' into a Free Mission n fight'n tha same enemies wit only model changes n tha same skills fo` +5 mizzy exp than a monsta 10 level shot calla . Death row 187 4 life. The game states that it has over 15 bosses, like tha very original De Ragan (GUESS WHAT KIND OF BEAST Tizzle IS(Dragon you fucktard)) . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. In tha game, there is four races fo' sheezy: Humans, Elves, Robots, n Furries. If you're a Human, you can be a Knight, Baller or Wizard with the S-N-double-O-P. If an Elf is not a Wizard, he/she is a fuck'n faggot aww nah. If a Robot isn't an Archa, he/she is a faggot. If tha Furries don't go Knight, he/she is a mackin' furry fag. You can choose whateva you wiznant ta be, but wizzle you pizzle Network Mode, everyone wizzy cry n masturbate themselves wit they own tears coz you chose ta be sum-m sum-m you wanted, like that Elf Knight.
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Story Mode

The story is `bout tha Mizzy CHARACTER , Ethan Playa being a total prick ta everyone coz he has nuttin' betta ta do but whine `bout tha cliche heroescalled GUARDIANS who defend him from being raped crazy up in here. Obviously, lulz ensue wizzle his loli sista gets caught in a cliche avalanche n he has ta ask a GUARDIAN by tha name of Leon ta H-to-tha-izzapl him. Too bad he git paralyzed in a very cliche way, sippin' that no matta how much hizzelp you get, if it's overpizzles tizzle W-to-tha-izzill git raped in tha stupidest way possible (since Paralizzles on PSU lasts `bout 5 seconds). Leon gives Ethan his shiznit n tells him ta save his crazy ass nigga as if a sword n a gat is strong enough ta blizzay away rocks tizzle weigh `bout 500 pounds or mizzle. Wizzy he gets there, obviously, he can't move tha rocks coz he's a cruisin' retard, n has ta fight a boss (OBVIOUSLY) n K-to-tha-izzill it, n then Leon comes bizzle n helps you move tha rocks. Ethan thiznen thinks thiznat since he's fuck'n emo all tha time, since his baby daddy gots iced as a GUARDIAN, ta become one, since Cloud totally did it n' shit.

Drug Deala he becomes a GUARDIAN, he meets up wit his pedophile nigga Hyuga Ryght, who totally wants ta bang his 11 year old sista, n tha overly cliche love interest instructor. Tizzle do a lot of useless missions pusha n even though yo allies run in circles fo` `bout 5 hours while you kill all tha monsta all by yoself, they wizzle tizzy you how useless n a piece of shizzay you is in every situation . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Playa a while, you become niggaz wit tha cliche slizzay tha cliche pervy old man, n a shawty kid who they say is olda than you, even though he acts like a ballin' 8 year old who gots his nuts slapped off by a forklift. Motherfucka on you find out thizzay yo cliche love interest is actually tha killa of tha Divine Maiden, who is a total whore, who lata dies even though everyone worshipped her fo` being "izzy ubar 1337" so jus' chill. Yo love interest becomes tha Divine Maiden n tells you ta meet yo riznight hand in a cizzay dizzle and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

Baller you meet up wit yo slutty robot nigga Lou n tha total whorebag in tha game, i'll be honest, I stopped play'n Story Mode. If you actually played this far wit this shitty AI n cliche storylizzles you should probably go n become an hizzle . But hey, at least tha level'n isn't as bad as Valkyrie Profile II.
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Extra Mode
The mizzle useless Mizzle eva�. You would actually think that, since you git ta play tha Free Missions you git on Story Mode, tizzle you could actually pizzle tha gizzle as him n not Ethan, but no, you don't . You gotta check dis shit out yo. In fact, all you can do is do Free Missions, alone, rhymin' T-H-to-tha-izzat you is so fuck'n poor tizzy you can't pay $9.99 fo` 30 days + 15 fizzle days fo` Network Mizzle. Instant mobbin' fail.
The only real reason to play this game.
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The only real reason ta play this gizzy.
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Network Mode

On Network Mode, tha amount of drops, Meseta, n EXP you git is basically divided by 10, so you is basically butt fucked into a gizzy of rush'n a level fo` 9 Meseta ta buy tizzle 15,000 Meseta Open Shizzop item so you can actually git real money. Network Mode gives you more choices fo` clothes (`bout 5-6 more?), but who pimpin' cares `bout T-H-to-tha-izzat, it's poser ta run around naked n takes less damage than tizzle homey who wears tha best shiznit n dies in one hit like a shawty faggot. Riznight now tha max level is 70, JUST LIKE WORLD OF FAGCRAFT. In reality, tha only real way ta play this gizzle is ta do this:

* 1) Go ta Universe 02 around 10:00 PM - 12:00 PM.
* 2) Wizzle fo` Nicholas Auren ta S-H-to-tha-izzow up.
* 3) FLAME THE Fizzle OUT OF NICK FOR BEING AN Hizzle.

Lulz wizzle ensue wizzy everyone gets pissed off `bout you spamm'n, but hey, SEGA doesn't give a fizzuck.
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Drama Mode: Network Mizzle expanded!

See'n as there's really only 10 hours of gameplay in PSU, a lot of it's playa try ta M-to-tha-izzilk anyth'n they can out of tha gizzy. This includes tha epenisof craft'n epic items or weed-smokin' a boss fo` a magical item T-H-to-tha-izzat only drops 1 out of 5 million times (The item ends up suck'n anyway). There's quite a few playa T-H-to-tha-izzat cause drama on Pizzle hav'n no life n no real content makes fo` some epic drama n massive lulz.
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Dramatic Playa
Remedy. LOL!
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Remedy. LOL!

* Cherry- A homey who plays a girl characta, has no S-to-tha-izzign of a life at all.
* Remedy- A furry who caused a lot of elitist drama around tha time tha game came out, started ridin' normal once tha article surfaced, thiznen wizzay bizzay ta his old habits . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.
* Shimarisu- A autistic weeaboo16-year-old gizzle , that lives in Japan . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Kniznown ta cause epic drama, tizzy have it happen ta her, not being able ta retalliate properly, being autistic n all.

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Delayed Update

Sega Team, on February 9th, 2007, told it's motherfucka thizzat they were going ta delay an update tizzle let you fly on a lance fo' sheezy. Thizzay obviously tha dream of every 13 year old boi , pissed everybody off, flam'n Sega Team tizzle tizzle aren't doing they job crazy up in here. Obviously, tha lulz do ensue when everytime a topic is placed on they forum `bout how mizzle tha Sega Tizzy sucks balls n hate they brotha (izzle pay they Salary, dipshits), tha GMs there wizzill kindly give a response thizzay wizzle bliznow they angsty asses out of tha hustla. Sadly, it seems that fly'n on a lance has truely become serious business fo` Phantasy Star Universe.
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System Requirizzles

* Minimum: 1.6GHz P4, 256MB Rizzle 9.0GB HDD, 64MB video cizzay DirectX 9.0c
* Recommended: Not hav'n Troll's Remorse Cake now?

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-04-22 23:23, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-04-22 23:21, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
WHAT YOU PLAY.


PEE ESS TOOW


Well, somebody set you up the bomb.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/butiwant.png
I want that item... ;_;

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Lots of swears and non PG-13 safe stuff but coining more names for Snoop is always a plus:


Snoop heffner ... If you're a Human, you can be a Knight, Baller or Wizard with the S-N-double-O-P.

Human baller Snoop wizard w/no Nerf plz.

[Nitro Vordex]

In tha game, there is four races fo' sheezy: Humans, Elves, Robots, n Furries.
LMAO.
Sure, here yo cake, fo shizzy.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/sevenup.gif Little something to wash it down.

[Weeaboolits]

On 2007-04-22 23:33, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

In tha game, there is four races fo' sheezy: Humans, Elves, Robots, n Furries.
LMAO.
Sure, here yo cake, fo shizzy.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif Little something to wash it down.*Dissapointed at lack of DP* http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Smilies/criticize.gif
Cake! *eats cake and goes back to playing PSII*

[Weeaboolits]

You would actually think that, since you git ta play tha Free Missions you git on Story Mode, tizzle you could actually pizzle tha gizzle as him n not Ethan, but no, you don't .
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[VanHalen]

2) Wait for Nicholas Auren to show up


I met this dood! I used my friend and held her hostage to see if he if he would save her. He just came over to us and said "Umm could you two shut the f up?" The Sailor Mercury came and tried to fight my friend and I was like "I'M THE REAL VILLIAN HERE!" Shouldn't have said that http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif Quick edit disapprove for :criticize:

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Smilies/criticize.gif

[DikkyRay]

[quote]* Cherry- A homey who plays a girl characta, has no S-to-tha-izzign of a life at all.
* Remedy- A furry who caused a lot of elitist drama around tha time tha game came out, started ridin' normal once tha article surfaced, thiznen wizzay bizzay ta his old habits . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.
* Shimarisu- A autistic weeaboo16-year-old gizzle , that lives in Japan . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Kniznown ta cause epic drama, tizzy have it happen ta her, not being able ta retalliate properly, being autistic n all. [/quote

WIN

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Smilies/criticize.gif