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DizzyDi
Apr 24, 2007, 05:01 PM
picked your nose and you get one of those particularly goeey ones and you try to flick it off your finger but it just sticks, like some...golden adhesive? So you try to rub it off on something but it just smears all over your finger?
Tykwa
Apr 24, 2007, 05:01 PM
Yeah
Dhylec
Apr 24, 2007, 05:03 PM
;o
UnderscoreX
Apr 24, 2007, 05:37 PM
Well duh, have you ever choked on liquid ? Like you'll just be sitting there drinking your coke or whatever then suddenly you just die for a minute or two.
HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 24, 2007, 05:53 PM
On 2007-04-24 15:37, UnderscoreX wrote:
Well duh, have you ever choked on liquid ? Like you'll just be sitting there drinking your coke or whatever then suddenly you just die for a minute or two.



I regularly inhale my beverages. Dragoon and my wife keep telling me to stop doing that when the inescapable coughing fit occurs, but I just can't help myself. Some day, I will drown in Diet Pepsi.
foamcup
Apr 24, 2007, 05:58 PM
You should be drowned for drinking diet anyway, any type of soda is bad for you, so drink the good stuff!
DizzyDi
Apr 24, 2007, 06:00 PM
RUBBING ALCOHOL!
Kaydin
Apr 24, 2007, 06:10 PM
H2SO4!
Ma_Navu
Apr 24, 2007, 06:21 PM
Psh, nerts to you guys and your froo-froo, bland-tasting diet beverages! Real men drink one of two things: Cherry Coke and Whiskey. Sometimes, a combination of the two! And if we're incapable of finding any, we just look for a pirate, because it's a scientific fact that a pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey. Also, they ejaculate fully grown leprechauns, and that's just fun to watch.

Back on topic, I never end up coughing due to my beverage. Sometimes, however, when I'm reading spectacularly funny sections of my book to my circle of friends (and I mean "circle" in the most literal sense: they surround me, like a football team getting ready to rape the lone cheerleader in the middle, minus the dropped pants and intent to rape), I choke due to salivary issues, but that's it. And that choke is caused by the LACK of the above-mentioned drinks!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 24, 2007, 07:48 PM
On 2007-04-24 16:00, DizzyDi wrote:
RUBBING ALCOHOL!


You ever drink those chemicals in chemistry class?

H3O is probably thrice as good as H2O since it has extra H!

O3 same thing! One more O! More power!
kskott
Apr 24, 2007, 10:35 PM
NaOH makes my finges itchy
Weeaboolits
Apr 24, 2007, 10:40 PM
On 2007-04-24 17:48, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-04-24 16:00, DizzyDi wrote:
RUBBING ALCOHOL!


You ever drink those chemicals in chemistry class?

H3O is probably thrice as good as H2O since it has extra H!

O3 same thing! One more O! More power!



More letters for more power! Limitless superpower!
Moo2u
Apr 25, 2007, 12:02 AM
On 2007-04-24 15:01, DizzyDi wrote:
picked your nose and you get one of those particularly goeey ones and you try to flick it off your finger but it just sticks, like some...golden adhesive? So you try to rub it off on something but it just smears all over your finger?



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