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ShinMaruku
Apr 25, 2007, 10:57 PM
Well?!
Weeaboolits
Apr 25, 2007, 11:06 PM
BASH!
ShinMaruku
Apr 25, 2007, 11:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpl6D6BMvWo&mode=related&search=
Nani-chan
Apr 25, 2007, 11:10 PM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s301/graymask_4_ever/Zeus.jpg

Zeus does not yield!

Hades resturant? Table for 300 please.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w282/Archaon6044/DineinHell.jpg
Weeaboolits
Apr 25, 2007, 11:11 PM
Someone put Misuzu from Air in one, go figure. :/
ShinMaruku
Apr 26, 2007, 10:21 AM
So Zeus yields?
Dhylec
Apr 26, 2007, 04:01 PM
cronus and rhea yeilded zeus!
Blitzkommando
Apr 26, 2007, 05:18 PM
No, but I do wield the Sword of Mars.
ShinMaruku
Apr 26, 2007, 05:21 PM
On 2007-04-26 14:01, Dhylec wrote:
cronus and rhea yeilded zeus!


Thus he should yield
Ma_Navu
Apr 26, 2007, 08:32 PM
Zeus? Please, Zeus was the god of "Rolling over and taking it in the cornhole." Every one of the lesser Gods pushed his ass around, even his bitch-wife Hera. And when it came to powers, he was completely fucking useless. All he did was turn people into rock and throw lightning bolts. Ooooh, lightning bolts! I'm so scared! He can easily kill me, so long as I'm not standing next to a long pole!

You want a real god? Talk to fucking Odin. He didn't fuck around with his assailants using lightning bolts. He's so manly, he killed them by smothering 'em with his giant balls. Hell, even though he was the god of the most effeminate form of writing, poetry, along with other things, he made them manly. One time, when he was at a restaurant, he ordered a sandwich. They told them they ran out of wheat. He made a poem instantly:

"Bitch, say what?"

He didn't finish the poem, seeing as though he proceeded to stomp the waitress' ass, and wore her colon like an ankle bracelet. You DON'T fuck with Odin, similar to Chuck Norris (he eats rocks and shits lightning bolts, dammit).
Weeaboolits
Apr 26, 2007, 08:37 PM
Hephaestus had to make the bolts for Zeus. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
Ma_Navu
Apr 26, 2007, 08:49 PM
Thus, furthering the fact that Zeus was a pussy. :3
Weeaboolits
Apr 26, 2007, 08:57 PM
http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC063643/zeus.jpg
Ma_Navu
Apr 26, 2007, 09:00 PM
Your link is made of "Fail" and "Bad Request."
Weeaboolits
Apr 26, 2007, 09:01 PM
Indeed.
ShinMaruku
Apr 27, 2007, 10:40 AM
On 2007-04-26 18:32, Ma_Navu wrote:
Zeus? Please, Zeus was the god of "Rolling over and taking it in the cornhole." Every one of the lesser Gods pushed his ass around, even his bitch-wife Hera. And when it came to powers, he was completely fucking useless. All he did was turn people into rock and throw lightning bolts. Ooooh, lightning bolts! I'm so scared! He can easily kill me, so long as I'm not standing next to a long pole!

You want a real god? Talk to fucking Odin. He didn't fuck around with his assailants using lightning bolts. He's so manly, he killed them by smothering 'em with his giant balls. Hell, even though he was the god of the most effeminate form of writing, poetry, along with other things, he made them manly. One time, when he was at a restaurant, he ordered a sandwich. They told them they ran out of wheat. He made a poem instantly:

"Bitch, say what?"

He didn't finish the poem, seeing as though he proceeded to stomp the waitress' ass, and wore her colon like an ankle bracelet. You DON'T fuck with Odin, similar to Chuck Norris (he eats rocks and shits lightning bolts, dammit).


Odin is the pimp god.
He made the pimp hat, made poetry to woo women. Had kids for revenge. How cna you have a son so that when you die he avenges you. That's badass.
Odin and Vidar kick ass.