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Uncle_bob
Apr 26, 2007, 05:09 PM
New jobs are fun. What meaningless things have you done lately?

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Blitzkommando
Apr 26, 2007, 05:12 PM
I drank my last can of Dr. Wham. I need to go back down to Pensacola so I can get more of the mad doctor's concoction.

Sinue_v2
Apr 26, 2007, 05:17 PM
I ate a old corndog, now my stomach hurts.

I almost pissed in a cup too... figured I could make some money selling my clean pee on Ebay to druggies. But then I though... wait... what if someone out there is buying it to drink? Then I'd start getting requests, like "Eat More Asperagus"... and then I get the mental image of someone out there in upstate New York with my pee in crystal glass like a wine taster... "You have to volitise it a bit.... swich it around in your gums, let the flavor soak in..."

.... I'll probably still sell it, but I'll have to raise the price. Maybe work out some kind of a vintage system.



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BlueDagger
Apr 26, 2007, 05:17 PM
I really din't do anything pointless today... yet...

Uncle_bob
Apr 26, 2007, 05:18 PM
On 2007-04-26 15:17, BlueDagger wrote:
I really din't do anything pointless today... yet...



You just posted in FKL, however. Well done.

Kaydin
Apr 26, 2007, 05:19 PM
I woke up this morning.

foamcup
Apr 26, 2007, 05:34 PM
On 2007-04-26 15:17, Sinue_v2 wrote:
I ate a old corndog, now my stomach hurts.

I almost pissed in a cup too... figured I could make some money selling my clean pee on Ebay to druggies. But then I though... wait... what if someone out there is buying it to drink? Then I'd start getting requests, like "Eat More Asperagus"... and then I get the mental image of someone out there in upstate New York with my pee in crystal glass like a wine taster... "You have to volitise it a bit.... swich it around in your gums, let the flavor soak in..."

.... I'll probably still sell it, but I'll have to raise the price. Maybe work out some kind of a vintage system.



[ This Message was edited by: Sinue_v2 on 2007-04-26 15:18 ]


You'd have to sell that stuff fast too, before it breaks down into ammonia. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I peed behind a dumpster at work today.

DikkyRay
Apr 26, 2007, 05:56 PM
I pee'd in a toilet. Apparently thats no longer "cool"

Weeaboolits
Apr 26, 2007, 06:01 PM
On 2007-04-26 15:56, DikkyRay wrote:
I pee'd in a toilet. Apparently thats no longer "cool"C'mon, get with the times Dekky. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

In other news, I changed my desktop background today. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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Bot-Bot
Apr 26, 2007, 06:25 PM
On 2007-04-26 16:01, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2007-04-26 15:56, DikkyRay wrote:
I pee'd in a toilet. Apparently thats no longer "cool"C'mon, get with the times Dekky. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

In other news, I changed my desktop background today. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ronin_Cooper on 2007-04-26 16:04 ]</font>

pics or it didnt happen, lawlz

Weeaboolits
Apr 26, 2007, 06:39 PM
On 2007-04-26 16:25, Bot-Bot wrote:
On 2007-04-26 16:01, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
On 2007-04-26 15:56, DikkyRay wrote:
I pee'd in a toilet. Apparently thats no longer "cool"C'mon, get with the times Dekky. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

In other news, I changed my desktop background today. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ronin_Cooper on 2007-04-26 16:04 ]</font>pics or it didnt happen, lawlzhttp://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/picschange.jpg

Moo2u
Apr 26, 2007, 07:16 PM
I compleated my school year....not much...

Ma_Navu
Apr 26, 2007, 07:53 PM
I urinated on my computer.

Oh shi-- (Disconnect)

Midicronica
Apr 26, 2007, 08:18 PM
It was an early Saturday morning and I woke up with the usual morning wood. Just like any man would, I had to take a monster piss. I quickly arose out of my bed and almost tripped on my friend who was sleeping on the floor. This sudden shock made a little squirt come out, so I quickly recollected myself and made a B-line for the bathroom. Now, my Mother's a late sleep, but for some unknown reason she decided to wake up early on this glorious day. Anyway, she was already occupying the bathroom. This made it worse with the piss almost coming out uncontrollably. I grabbed my wang and made a run for the front door, but the folks across the street were cutting the grass. I wouldn't dare take a piss in the backyard unless, I wanted my wang to get bitten by a snake or some huge ass bug from the tall grass, so I did the only option I had left. I grabbed a nearby bottle and took a long, nice, and relaxing piss in it. I finished up, and screwed the cap on tight. For some reason, I set the bottle back down where it was and forgot completely about it. About 40 minutes later my friend awoke and said he was thirsty..he asked me about the whereabouts of his Mountain Dew that he had last night and I told him it was in the front room. Immediately after telling him this I realized the horror of what I'd done. I ran for my front room to try and stop my friend, but it was too late. He was already in the process of puking up the pizza he'd stuffed away the night before. I couldn't help but laugh. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I don't feel like checking this for spelling or errors.

babyeatinbob
Apr 26, 2007, 09:28 PM
On 2007-04-26 18:18, Shadow_Moses wrote:
It was an early Saturday morning and I woke up with the usual morning wood. Just like any man would, I had to take a monster piss. I quickly arose out of my bed and almost tripped on my friend who was sleeping on the floor. This sudden shock made a little squirt come out, so I quickly recollected myself and made a B-line for the bathroom. Now, my Mother's a late sleep, but for some unknown reason she decided to wake up early on this glorious day. Anyway, she was already occupying the bathroom. This made it worse with the piss almost coming out uncontrollably. I grabbed my wang and made a run for the front door, but the folks across the street were cutting the grass. I wouldn't dare take a piss in the backyard unless, I wanted my wang to get bitten by a snake or some huge ass bug from the tall grass, so I did the only option I had left. I grabbed a nearby bottle and took a long, nice, and relaxing piss in it. I finished up, and screwed the cap on tight. For some reason, I set the bottle back down where it was and forgot completely about it. About 40 minutes later my friend awoke and said he was thirsty..he asked me about the whereabouts of his Mountain Dew that he had last night and I told him it was in the front room. Immediately after telling him this I realized the horror of what I'd done. I ran for my front room to try and stop my friend, but it was too late. He was already in the process of puking up the pizza he'd stuffed away the night before. I couldn't help but laugh. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I don't feel like checking this for spelling or errors.


LOLOLOLOL funniest thing ive heard all day

Midicronica
Apr 27, 2007, 02:22 AM
Glad ya enjoyed it. I sure as hell did.

BlueDagger
Apr 28, 2007, 12:37 AM
I like the part about the wood... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/love.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Weeaboolits
Apr 28, 2007, 12:40 AM
Oh, snap!

BlueDagger
Apr 28, 2007, 12:53 AM
On 2007-04-27 22:40, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Oh, snap!



You snapped your wood!? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Maybe I should see if I can fix it for you http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cat.gif

Weeaboolits
Apr 28, 2007, 12:58 AM
o_0

Mixfortune
Apr 28, 2007, 12:59 AM
foamcup?

Uncle_bob
Apr 28, 2007, 01:01 AM
On 2007-04-27 22:59, Mixfortune wrote:
foamcup?



Who told you about that? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

BlueDagger
Apr 28, 2007, 01:21 AM
On 2007-04-27 22:58, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
o_0



I'll take that as a yes...

*starts fixing...*

astuarlen
Apr 28, 2007, 09:31 AM
On 2007-04-27 22:59, Mixfortune wrote:
foamcup?



Did it melt?

Uncle_bob
Apr 28, 2007, 04:04 PM
GNARLY

Uncle_bob
Apr 29, 2007, 09:03 PM
HEEHEE

Uncle_bob
Apr 30, 2007, 03:31 PM
TEEHEEHEE.

Midicronica
Apr 30, 2007, 03:32 PM
TEEHEEHEEHEE.

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 03:33 PM
PIZAPAIPIROPIROPA!

foamcup
Apr 30, 2007, 03:49 PM
TSUBABABABABABABA

Tykwa
Apr 30, 2007, 04:11 PM
おおその尻〔ばか者〕への私の一瞥

SStrikerR
Apr 30, 2007, 08:14 PM
i farted in the shower. and then later i crapped and i ate it cause i thought it was a hotdog.

Kaydin
Apr 30, 2007, 08:15 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:14, Ryan113 wrote:
i farted in the shower. and then later i crapped and i ate it cause i thought it was a hotdog.No. Just no.

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:16 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:15, Kaydin wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:14, Ryan113 wrote:
i farted in the shower. and then later i crapped and i ate it cause i thought it was a hotdog.No. Just no.I must agree with Kaydin.

VanHalen
Apr 30, 2007, 08:19 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:16, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:15, Kaydin wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:14, Ryan113 wrote:
i farted in the shower. and then later i crapped and i ate it cause i thought it was a hotdog.No. Just no.I must agree with Kaydin.



Sorry dude
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i54/Envy_06/fruitowl.jpg

DizzyDi
Apr 30, 2007, 08:20 PM
Doesn't matter what fruit owl thinks, its about to be eaten.

Kaydin
Apr 30, 2007, 08:20 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:19, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:16, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:15, Kaydin wrote:

On 2007-04-30 18:14, Ryan113 wrote:
i farted in the shower. and then later i crapped and i ate it cause i thought it was a hotdog.No. Just no.I must agree with Kaydin.



Sorry dude
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i54/Envy_06/fruitowl.jpg

LOL. I laughed so hard I choked on my popcorn. XD

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:25 PM
Der Wasermelon!

Tykwa
Apr 30, 2007, 08:26 PM
Salt?

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:28 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:26, Tykwa wrote:
Saltpeter?

VanHalen
Apr 30, 2007, 08:37 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:20, DizzyDi wrote:
Doesn't matter what fruit owl thinks, its about to be eaten.



No! Don't he has to criticize you first!

Tykwa
Apr 30, 2007, 08:38 PM
*Pours salt on friut Owl*


"Yum,Yum", "wheres my fork"

VanHalen
Apr 30, 2007, 08:52 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:38, Tykwa wrote:
*Pours salt on friut Owl*


"Yum,Yum", "wheres my fork"



You are lucky there is no criticism owl.

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:53 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Smilies/criticize.gif

VanHalen
Apr 30, 2007, 08:55 PM
Ahh good ol' criticize

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:58 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Smilies/criticizeroll.gif

Weeaboolits
Apr 30, 2007, 08:59 PM
On 2007-04-30 18:38, Tykwa wrote:
*Pours salt on friut Owl*


"Yum,Yum", "wheres my fork"Salt on a watermelon?! Barbaric!