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Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:11 AM
...An artichoke. You have to work to get to her heart.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/Other/artichoke.jpg

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2007, 12:12 AM
But ultimately, she's good for you, right?

Nani-chan
Apr 29, 2007, 12:12 AM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m130/katie-bugg/1146621118012.jpg

Uncle_bob
Apr 29, 2007, 12:13 AM
What about canned artichoke hearts?

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:13 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:12, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
But ultimately, she's good for you, right?


Good and tasty.

Siertes
Apr 29, 2007, 12:13 AM
The only thing a woman and an artichoke have in common is that I don't know what either tastes like.

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:15 AM
@ Uncle: That's even more work. Kind of like if a woman was wearing a suit of armor.

@ Siertes: That's what we call a double-fail. A MEGA double-fail.

Nani-chan
Apr 29, 2007, 12:17 AM
Both are pretty nasty.. tend to spit allot more than swallow.

Uncle_bob
Apr 29, 2007, 12:20 AM
Siertes made a funny. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

DizzyDi
Apr 29, 2007, 12:23 AM
Women are like asparagus...
You eat too many and they turn your pee into a jet stream of hell fire.

astuarlen
Apr 29, 2007, 12:25 AM
In lemon-butter sauce...

Uncle_bob
Apr 29, 2007, 12:26 AM
DizzyDi also made a funny.

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:26 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:25, astuarlen wrote:
In lemon-butter sauce...


You obviously know how to properly eat an artichoke.

astuarlen
Apr 29, 2007, 12:30 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:26, Norvekh wrote:

On 2007-04-28 22:25, astuarlen wrote:
In lemon-butter sauce...


You obviously know how to properly eat an artichoke.



No, no, a woman's heart. I'm still looking for a good liver recipe, though. Suggestions?

Uncle_bob
Apr 29, 2007, 12:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/UncleBob/hannibal.jpg
I know of someone who could help.

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:32 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:30, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-04-28 22:26, Norvekh wrote:

On 2007-04-28 22:25, astuarlen wrote:
In lemon-butter sauce...


You obviously know how to properly eat an artichoke.



No, no, a woman's heart. I'm still looking for a good liver recipe, though. Suggestions?


Touché.

Liver? I hear it goes well with baked garlic.

astuarlen
Apr 29, 2007, 12:36 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:32, Norvekh wrote:
Touché.
Liver? I hear it goes well with baked garlic.


Not so good for vampires, eh?

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2007, 12:38 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:36, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-04-28 22:32, Norvekh wrote:
Touché.
Liver? I hear it goes well with baked garlic.


Not so good for vampires, eh?


Probably not, but I hear wolfmen like it.

ShinMaruku
Apr 29, 2007, 01:34 AM
A woman is like your lawyer, she feigns intrest to get your money.
Or a woman has the most beautiful lips, not the oens on her face, the one's between her hips!

UnderscoreX
Apr 29, 2007, 01:42 AM
Hard to read, easy to look at.

foamcup
Apr 29, 2007, 08:43 AM
A woman is like an old horse, they're both nags.

DizzyDi
Apr 29, 2007, 10:16 AM
And you can shoot them and turn their feet into glue?

foamcup
Apr 29, 2007, 10:25 AM
On 2007-04-29 08:16, DizzyDi wrote:
And you can shoot them and turn their feet into glue?



Yes, yes you can.

PIT
Apr 29, 2007, 10:33 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:13, Siertes wrote:
The only thing a woman and an artichoke have in common is that I don't know what either tastes like.



women taste pretty much like chicken when fried

SStrikerR
Apr 29, 2007, 11:16 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:23, DizzyDi wrote:
Women are like asparagus...
You eat too many and they turn your pee into a jet stream of hell fire.

i hear ya.

another funny yay. =)

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2007, 11:20 AM
On 2007-04-28 22:13, Uncle_bob wrote:
What about canned artichoke hearts?



Well, that's like porn. Someone else has done the work, and you get a whole bunch in one package.

BlueDagger
Apr 29, 2007, 01:38 PM
I like stuffed-artichoke. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif