Weeaboolits
05-03-2007, 02:06 PM
There was a time, a time in which potato chips roamed the earth, a time in which geese spewed hellfire from their wings and devoured the soles of business men.
It was indeed a grim time...
That is until a hero emerged, and that hero was none other than...
This grapefruit!
http://www.news-medical.net/images/grapefruit.jpg
But it was not just any grapefruit, oh no, it was a 'super high-end custom grapefruit tuned for the advanced user.'
"Oh, snap!" the grapefruit did proclaim, having arrived upon this nightmarish scene, "haxxorz!" it cried with the utmost disdain.
And with those words the geese were vanquished forever, probably.
-THE END-
It was indeed a grim time...
That is until a hero emerged, and that hero was none other than...
This grapefruit!
http://www.news-medical.net/images/grapefruit.jpg
But it was not just any grapefruit, oh no, it was a 'super high-end custom grapefruit tuned for the advanced user.'
"Oh, snap!" the grapefruit did proclaim, having arrived upon this nightmarish scene, "haxxorz!" it cried with the utmost disdain.
And with those words the geese were vanquished forever, probably.
-THE END-