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DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 12:57 PM
ITT facts about real mexicans.

I hear they can take 10 shots to the face and keep on chugging.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 12:57 PM
I hear real mexicans don't need pokeballs to catch pokemans.
They just punch 'em in the face.

Weeaboolits
May 9, 2007, 12:58 PM
I hear real Mexicans are from Mexico. o.0

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 12:59 PM
I hear real mexicans can breath in outer space.

Kaydin
May 9, 2007, 12:59 PM
On 2007-05-09 10:57, DizzyDi wrote:
I hear real mexicans don't need pokeballs to catch pokemans.
They just punch 'em in the face.No, I'm pretty sure thats Chuck Norris.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:00 PM
Real Mexicans taught Chuck Norris all about kung-fu.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:01 PM
Real Mexicans won WWII.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:01 PM
I hear Real Mexicans invented the color purple.

omegapirate2k
May 9, 2007, 01:01 PM
Real Mexicans worked at a resort I went to last year.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:02 PM
Real Mexicans are descendants of dragons.
They can also breath fire.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:03 PM
Adam and Eve were real mexicans.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:04 PM
The ooze that created the Mutant Ninja Turtles was actually real mexican feces.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:05 PM
Real Mexicans accidentally created Earth in a giant cosmic Salsa party.

They regret it. So I heard.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:05 PM
Real Mexicans were the inspiration for Michael Jackson's Thriller.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:07 PM
Real Mexicans exposed Watergate.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:09 PM
Halley Berry touches herself to Real Mexicans at night.

Weeaboolits
May 9, 2007, 01:09 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/realmexicans.jpg

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:10 PM
Real Mexicans created Wolverine.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:13 PM
Real Mexicans are a hidden race in PSU.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:14 PM
On 2007-05-09 11:09, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/realmexicans.jpg



Thats a fake mexican.
Real Mexicans appear as yellow balls of energy on photos.
They also don't have reflections.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:19 PM
Real Mexicans killed all the Dwarves in Moria.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 01:22 PM
Real Mexicans can cast Techs with Melee Weapons.
They can also use Tornado Dance with axes.

Midicronica
May 9, 2007, 01:23 PM
I can't come up with any real Mexican jokes. Well not any that some wouldn't find offending. >_> I fail. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Weeaboolits
May 9, 2007, 01:25 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Forum/bluepuyopainttrans1.png

DikkyRay
May 9, 2007, 08:15 PM
its great how this is pretty much an all dizzy thread

Nani-chan
May 9, 2007, 08:26 PM
Real Mexicans as Wendy's employees outnumber other races 10:1.

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 08:36 PM
Real Mexicans pronounce their J's as Y's just to confuse the inferior races.

AlexCraig
May 9, 2007, 08:37 PM
Y'know that whole "Big Bang" theory... Real Mexicans...

Sinue_v2
May 9, 2007, 09:22 PM
The Real Mexicans of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young, where the blood drips down to children for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and only the ribs will be broken in two.

Dhylec
May 9, 2007, 10:17 PM
real mexicanz don't do labor, they get a yob!

DizzyDi
May 9, 2007, 11:26 PM
Real Mexicans burrow underground and hibernate during the winter, so for the summer, ITS ONE BIG FIESTA!

Chuck_Norris
May 10, 2007, 12:42 AM
Real Mexicans SUCK!
what ever a Real Mexican is...


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Weeaboolits
May 10, 2007, 12:43 AM
On 2007-05-09 22:42, chuck_norris wrote:
Real Mexicans SUCK! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 10, 2007, 12:45 AM
On 2007-05-09 22:43, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2007-05-09 22:42, chuck_norris wrote:
Real Mexicans SUCK! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif


That's hurt.

Real Kirby's suck though.

Sinue_v2
May 10, 2007, 04:01 AM
http://wiredblogs.tripod.com/sterling/mezcal.jpg
The worm from a bottle of Tequila.

http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/glossy/April06/MovieMonsters/Graboid.jpg
REAL MEXICAN Tequila worm. (Pre-bottled)

DizzyDi
May 10, 2007, 10:51 AM
Real Mexican boogers are ACTUAL gold.

CherryLunar
May 10, 2007, 11:13 AM
Real Mexicans don't like your thread Dizzy. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

DizzyDi
May 10, 2007, 01:21 PM
Real Mexicans are great at tetris.
Real Mexicans invented extreme angled black & white myspace pictures.



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Weeaboolits
May 10, 2007, 02:09 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/fma59.gif

DizzyDi
May 11, 2007, 08:00 AM
Real Mexicans pin~atas are rabid horses.



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