The Porcelain god is pleased.

[Zorafim]

Today, I decided to get up early and worship the porcelain god. As any people who are part of a religion know, worshiping can be rather strenuous on the worshiper. But it does have to be done.

Now, I woke up at 6am (after going to sleep at 1am) to start my service. I knelt over the porcelain figure to show my respects, and spent five minutes offering my sacrifice. The figure happily accepted my offering with a loud sound, and exhausted, I went to prepare my next offering. Now, normally, such sacrifices only happen once a worship session, but I felt it was needed that the god be especially pleased today. About an hour later, I was ready for my next sacrifice.

This continued on for the rest of the day, every hour, and I may even now prepare another sacrifice for him.


God, I hate stomach viruses...

[Tykwa]

Yes, same thing but my sacrifice wasn't appreiciated, he smited me through burning, I am so sad, hopefully my next offering will be without smite.

[Zorafim]

I'll admit, my first sacrifice was not prepared well, causing for much pain on my part. Luckily, my porcelain god is merciful, and only had me suffer minor burns.

[DizzyDi]

One time my offering was in liquid form, FROM THE BACK.
I had to clean my god free of my sins the next day.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Sgt_Shiggly had that pic of his PSU guy partying hardy in his "fountain."

[HUnewearl_Meira]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/VanGarrett/drmcninja.gif

[DizzyDi]

Is that sum Dr.McNinja?

[Zorafim]

I figured pictures would be appropriated, so here's one.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b77/Zorafin/psu20070514_075141_001.jpg

[Tykwa]

Aww, not a 360 version ;(

[Nani-chan]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u115/GustaveMoire/O%20rly/matrixowl.jpg

[Blitzkommando]

I had an offering session like that earlier this year. Never before was I so devout.

[Zorafim]

The Porcelain god seems to now be pleased, so I have ceased my offerings.
Now I can finally eat something.

[Sayara]

Protips when tossing your lunch during the night

A. Saltine Crackers and Soda can curve the upset-ness but belching will ensure.

B. Do not lie down again, If you must sleep stay more upright, this does something with the flow of your insides or something.

C. Eat Celantro straight, it also helps.

For more relief, your bathtub will always be there for you when you want to cry your self in pleasure of realising your sins. (Granted your bathtub rises a foot off the ground.

[ShinMaruku]

A toilt is sevred but nobody would sacrfice their virgins unto me...

[Sayara]

I dont serve anything who'd squish a picture to make it a signature.

[Tykwa]

On 2007-05-14 17:03, Tingle wrote:
I dont serve anything who'd squish a picture to make it a signature.



Word, what a bunch of shit...

[ShinMaruku]

On 2007-05-14 17:03, Tingle wrote:
I dont serve anything who'd squish a picture to make it a signature.


I have far better stuff but this polace is too puritanical.

[Sayara]

Too long

[ShinMaruku]

That is for my pleasure. Lightning pwns all.
Cloud+Ashe=Lightning
As she comes from a Cloud XD

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-05-14 20:48, Tingle wrote:
Too long Its over 600 W, not Cowabunga dude!

[Sayara]

I DIDNT WANNA DO IT BUT YOU'VE MADE ME DO IT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Snoopychan/ogokejf23.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Put all those Final Fantasy faces together to make it fit within the limits.

Is a badly cropped pic of a guy who's head is cut off walking away from the viewpoint/camera even necessary?

Who is this guy? Do I care? I think not.

*swirls wine in those snobby looking super wide glasses*

[Polly]

On 2007-05-15 07:05, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
http://swordplay.net/blog/media/elliepanda.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I should put You got FKL'd on that panda baby pic.