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foamcup
May 14, 2007, 08:06 PM
Your mom so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom company.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: foamcup on 2007-05-14 18:25 ]</font>

Sinue_v2
May 14, 2007, 08:08 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear XXX size shirts.

Ma_Navu
May 14, 2007, 08:10 PM
Porn-sized shirts? THIS I've gotta see~

Sinue_v2
May 14, 2007, 08:16 PM
They're so big, you can have an orgy inside!

foamcup
May 14, 2007, 08:24 PM
Okay, I need to reboot this thread since you guys lack the funneh.

Your mom's teeth so yellow, the bitch spits butter!

Chuck_Norris
May 14, 2007, 08:27 PM
your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

foamcup
May 14, 2007, 08:28 PM
Your mom is so fat, my ears pop when I get on top of her.

Sinue_v2
May 14, 2007, 08:29 PM
Oh, I'm sorry - I thought that you had set the tone of the the thread with your OP to be unfunny/lame yo momma jokes.

Nani-chan
May 14, 2007, 08:32 PM
Your mom is so intrested in little boys that she went to jail for child molestation.

zelda_king3
May 14, 2007, 08:33 PM
Your mum is so Fat when she got down the stairs it only took her 12 Hours per step

foamcup
May 14, 2007, 08:40 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/498853331_b45b1ac66d.jpg?v=0

VanHalen
May 14, 2007, 08:57 PM
On 2007-05-14 18:32, Nani-chan wrote:
Your mom is so intrested in little boys that she went to jail for child molestation.


Hey Bluedagger isn't my mom http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

foamcup
May 14, 2007, 08:59 PM
On 2007-05-14 18:57, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-05-14 18:32, Nani-chan wrote:
Your mom is so intrested in little boys that she went to jail for child molestation.


Hey Bluedagger isn't my mom http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



OSNAP! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

BlueDagger
May 14, 2007, 09:46 PM
On 2007-05-14 18:16, Sinue_v2 wrote:
They're so big, you can have an orgy inside!



That sounds like fun!

BlueDagger
May 14, 2007, 09:56 PM
On 2007-05-14 18:57, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-05-14 18:32, Nani-chan wrote:
Your mom is so intrested in little boys that she went to jail for child molestation.


Hey Bluedagger isn't my mom http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

I like big, strong men.

Men that have these:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Grays_Anatomy_image392.png/479px-Grays_Anatomy_image392.png

BlueDagger
May 14, 2007, 09:59 PM
Not this big though!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Bodybuilder2.jpg/180px-Bodybuilder2.jpg

Ughhh... Steroids....

Moo2u
May 15, 2007, 08:58 AM
I haven't met your mom, but I'm sure she's lovely individual.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 10:43 AM
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed the movie Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 10:45 AM
Yo momma's fat she has a thong with a pocket in the back.

PIT
May 15, 2007, 10:53 AM
yo momma so ugly, she had to wear make-up to get the main role in "Alien"

Moo2u
May 15, 2007, 12:00 PM
On 2007-05-15 08:53, PIT wrote:
yo momma so ugly, she had to wear make-up to get the main role in "Alien"



You momma is Sigourney Weaver?! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:23 PM
Yo mommas so old I told her to act her age and she died.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:27 PM
Yo mommas so stanky that when people shoot at her, the bullets come back for gas masks.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:28 PM
Yo momma so black she could leave fingerprints on charcoal.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:28 PM
Yo momma so fat she popped a zit and gravy came out.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:29 PM
Yo momma so dumb she put lipstick on her head so she could make up her mind.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:30 PM
Yo momma so old she knew The Burger King when he was just a prince.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:31 PM
Yo momma so old she helped plant the garden of eden.



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DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:42 PM
Your mother is of such wide girth that when her cellular device rings due to someone calling her, the peolpe in her immediate vicinty believes she is backing up as if she were a semi truck- due to her large stature.

DizzyDi
May 15, 2007, 12:48 PM
Your mother has such a low brain capacity that it took her 2 hours, thats 120 minutes, to watch 60 minutes, thats 1 hour.
60 Minutes being a show that is only one hour long...Which would be impossible to watch in 2 hours. So she did the impossible...Which wouldn't make her dumb at all...
Unless she had tivo, THATS IT!
Your mother has such inadequate intellegence that she doesn't know how to operate a tivo equipped television properly. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

astuarlen
May 15, 2007, 04:57 PM
Yo momma read this thread and laughed.