Oh wow, the local news is SO witty.

[foamcup]

Some local family is bringing a lawsuit against McDonald's cuz their little wuss kid got sick eating fries. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

So what does the news call it? McLawsuit, of course!

Fucktards.

[Sayara]

Really, which channel Fox/ABC/CBS/NBC? or CNN?

[foamcup]

I don't care know, my dad has the news on and I can hear it. Probably Fox. Cover story is water safety. 50 bucks says they spend 10 minutes talking about wearing a life jacket.

[Sayara]

Sounds like Fox to me!

[Sinue_v2]

One of our local radio stations was claiming terrorist attack last night when two people got shot in Warsaw. Apperantly they thought that since he was named "Omar Mora" - then he MUST be an islamic fundamentalist out to spill capitalist blood in the name of Allah. What's even funnier is that he was described as driving a 2003 Chevy Truck with neon ground effects, spinners, and hydraulics. The standard Al-Quaeda Jiihad-mobile.

Turns out he was Mexican, here illegally (I hear). He shot the guy (Harpal Singh - Terrorist on Terrorist Crime!) who was banging his wife, then went home and capped her before headding to the border.



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[foamcup]

Oh, never mind, it's about some dumb bitch who got her back broken in a boat accident or something. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Wait, wait, there it is! The life jacket reference! 90% of people who die in boat accidents were not wearing a life jacket. Blah blah blah. Incomprehensible sound byte from some local boat captain. Learn to enunciate! Blah blah blah, this is whatsherface, Fox 45 News at 10. Back to you, Bob.

[Sinue_v2]

http://www.splicedonline.com/04reviews/anchorman_.jpg
Breaking News. You're a smelly pirate hooker.

[Sayara]

oh Fox 45 huh.

Mines Fox 5 ._.

[DizzyDi]

Who really watches the local news?

[foamcup]

My dad and his girl friend apparently.

[BlueDagger]

On 2007-05-24 19:31, Sinue_v2 wrote:
What's even funnier is that he was described as driving a 2003 Chevy Truck with neon ground effects, spinners, and hydraulics. The standard Al-Quaeda Jiihad-mobile.


Gangsta' terrorists! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Skuda]

On 2007-05-24 19:20, foamcup wrote:
Some local family is bringing a lawsuit against McDonald's cuz their little wuss kid got sick eating fries. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif


What the fuck did they expect? It's mcfuckingdonalds here.

Now if the kid didn't get sick, THEN you'd have a lawsuit.

[Azuriel]

McJesus Christ....they're going too far with this...-_-;

[Solstis]

I am filled with Mcdismay.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Did not the frivolousness end with the "I didn't know McDonalds makes you fat" lawsuit a while ago?

And that COFFEE HOT!!! one.

Possibly more.

[Shattered_weasel]

On 2007-05-25 13:32, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

And that COFFEE HOT!!! one.



She get's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy to much flak for that.

[Scales_of_Air]

On 2007-05-24 19:20, foamcup wrote:


Fucktards.


lmao, perfect

[Uncle_bob]

What the fuck is the news?

[Leviathan]

This is as great as my 17 minute rant against fat people.

[Weeaboolits]

On 2007-05-25 21:51, Uncle_bob wrote:
What the fuck is the news?Annoying.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-05-25 21:59, Leviatha wrote:
This is as great as my 17 minute rant against fat people.


Which was on the news, so nobody watched it.