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foamcup
May 31, 2007, 06:46 PM
Across the lot at the business park my uncle's shop is in, there's a dude who runs a jet ski repair business. Today he had a female customer, and after she left, he comes over to tell us that he was flirting with her and she expressed no interest. I'm thinking to myself "there's a big surprise http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" and then he says that she must be a lesbian since she didn't express any interest. I just laughed my ass off at that remark. Seriously, what a fucking noob! Funny shit like this happens just about every day there too. I love my job. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Sord
May 31, 2007, 06:48 PM
i think i would hit somebody if they kept saying stuff like that (in RL I have a very low tolerance for stupid people)
AlexCraig
May 31, 2007, 06:52 PM
That isn't right. He just isn't lucky.
Dahilia
May 31, 2007, 07:04 PM
"If she wasn't interested in me, she must be gay!"
Human logic never ceases to slay me.
Skuda
May 31, 2007, 07:32 PM
When ever I hear "she must be a lesbian" in a story, I wonder about how ugly that person must be. Cuz damn, I've seen a lot of ugly men say that. Are you in denial or something?
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 31, 2007, 07:34 PM
He must have taken Shaq's quotes to heart.

"If you don't like me something must be wrong with you."
FOAtHeart
May 31, 2007, 07:34 PM
you guys must all be lesbians or something
FOAtHeart
May 31, 2007, 07:36 PM
the only song in the world with my name in it is by shaq
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 31, 2007, 07:37 PM
Boom! Put it in the hoop like SLAM! And that's how I beat Shaq.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/62457325---nick%20and%20aaron.jpg
Sord
May 31, 2007, 07:41 PM
On 2007-05-31 17:37, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Boom! Put it in the hoop like SLAM! And that's how I beat Shaq.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/62457325---nick%20and%20aaron.jpg


my sister played that song waaay to much, I hope that kid falls out of show/music biz and winds up scrubbing toilets in some back water bar. Carter must die.
Nani-chan
May 31, 2007, 07:46 PM
Your friend is obviously a pedo.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 31, 2007, 07:48 PM
On 2007-05-31 17:46, Nani-chan wrote:
Your friend is obviously a Carter fan.


Plan A: Stop being friends with them.

Plan B: Kill those Carter kids.
Sinue_v2
May 31, 2007, 07:51 PM
http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/dyke.jpg

Lemmie guess, she had a mullet?

Yeah, she's obviously a lesbian.

On a side note, I like Bull Dykes. I used to work with a girl named Sharon, and she was just like one of the guys. She drank, cussed, spit, farted, and bitched about fighting with her girlfriend.
Solstis
May 31, 2007, 08:09 PM
On 2007-05-31 17:51, Sinue_v2 wrote:
http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/dyke.jpg

Lemmie guess, she had a mullet?

Yeah, she's obviously a lesbian.

On a side note, I like Bull Dykes. I used to work with a girl named Sharon, and she was just like one of the guys. She drank, cussed, spit, farted, and bitched about fighting with her girlfriend.



This is why I think that the butch ones are scary. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif Scary as frat boys.
Wyndham
May 31, 2007, 08:11 PM
mullets are scary.
Weeaboolits
May 31, 2007, 08:14 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40460000/jpg/_40460219_mullet203.jpg
Sord
May 31, 2007, 08:15 PM
On 2007-05-31 18:11, Oran1324 wrote:
mullets are scary.



I had one as a little kid XD
AlexCraig
May 31, 2007, 08:16 PM
Toaster_Boy used to have one. Now it's just long.
Blitzkommando
May 31, 2007, 11:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/Other/UP13MA8911666-0006.jpg

Did someone say mullet? Cause I think I heard someone say mullet.
omegapirate2k
Jun 1, 2007, 12:11 AM
No, foamcup, I have the same problem, every girl I've ever talked to that way has shown themselves to be a lesbian.

Which sucks for me.
Skuda
Jun 1, 2007, 12:25 AM
On 2007-05-31 22:11, omegapirate2k wrote:
No, foamcup, I have the same problem, every girl I've ever talked to that way has shown themselves to be a lesbian.

Which sucks rocks for me.
Tykwa
Jun 1, 2007, 05:15 PM
On 2007-05-31 22:11, omegapirate2k wrote:
No, foamcup, I have the same problem, every girl I've ever talked to that way has shown themselves to be a lesbian.

Which sucks for me.



Yep, Flirty Flirty no Bang-Bang, happens alot around here... too many crack-heads... maybe half the woman population are scrackheads ( as I saw about 12 girls take some hits today ) and trust me, that's alot as all of them were likey likeys http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif lolz