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BlueDagger
Jun 5, 2007, 01:20 AM
This is true.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/Ninja_Gaiden_big1.JPG/547px-Ninja_Gaiden_big1.JPG
Ninjas, are sleek and sexy... And never leave the house without taking a good shower.
Pirates on the other hand are dirty, smelly, old men. And they're obviously all gay!... Not that there's anything wrong with that, but c'mon! Frilly shirts? There is no excuse for that! Be a man!

Ninjas can also be child friendly!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/NarutoTeam7.jpg
How adorable!
This also teahces us how to be a good example to those younger than us! Notice how the older ninja has befriended the children. he cares for them and mentors them in the art of Ninja-awesomeness.


Ninjas are more manly, better examples, shinier, wear tighter clothing, and come in child-friendly forms!

Ninjas are better than pirates!

Sord
Jun 5, 2007, 01:29 AM
so pirates are gay and ninjas are pedos

BlueDagger
Jun 5, 2007, 01:43 AM
On 2007-06-04 23:29, Sord wrote:
so pirates are gay and ninjas are pedos



No! Ninjas are a kind, mentoring folk!

Pirates are stinky old men, who may be gay, but are so desperate they don't care.

Sord
Jun 5, 2007, 01:52 AM
On 2007-06-04 23:43, BlueDagger wrote:

On 2007-06-04 23:29, Sord wrote:
so pirates are gay and ninjas are pedos



No! Ninjas are a kind, mentoring folk!

Pirates are stinky old men, who may be gay, but are so desperate they don't care.


6 months on a ship with no ladies, clean water, or appetizing food might do that to you

PIT
Jun 5, 2007, 08:34 AM
you call pirates gay? look at ninjas - they're wearing tights!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 5, 2007, 08:38 AM
On 2007-06-05 06:34, PIT wrote:
you call pirates gay? look at ninjas - they're wearing tights!


Ohoho.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/Hanzo2.gif
Yet pirates also wear tights

PIT
Jun 5, 2007, 09:01 AM
pirates are drunk all the time, so they might be quite confused about what they're wearing

Dhylec
Jun 5, 2007, 09:28 AM
;3

Weeaboolits
Jun 5, 2007, 09:33 AM
On 2007-06-05 07:01, PIT wrote:
pirates are drunk all the time, so they might be quite confused about what they're wearingBecause being too drunk to know what you're wearing is so awesome. :/

AlexCraig
Jun 5, 2007, 09:34 AM
Pirates = Drunk: ie, bad example for childern.
Ninjas = Assassins: ie, also bad example for children.

However...

Pirates = Free sailors: ie, good example for children.
Ninjas = Free farmers: ie, good example for children.

... I think I'm gonna stay neutral.

Skuda
Jun 5, 2007, 09:49 AM
http://www.cel-ebration.com/ALVIN%20-%20CAPTAIN%20JACK%20SPARROW%20I.jpg

ahem

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 5, 2007, 10:08 AM
On 2007-06-05 07:49, Skuda wrote:
http://www.cel-ebration.com/ALVIN%20-%20CAPTAIN%20JACK%20SPARROW%20I.jpg

ahem


Look at that red Ryu headband, with braided fu manchu, and around-the-way-girl hair beads, he doesn't even know what he wants to be.

Akdov
Jun 5, 2007, 10:28 AM
Because being too drunk to know what you're wearing is so awesome. :/

It's true that's why I'm in the DTPA!!!

Pirates and Ninjas are cool but they are not as cool as Air Pirates or air Ninjas. Skies of Arcadia is awesome.

Tykwa
Jun 5, 2007, 12:01 PM
Ninja win.

ShinMaruku
Jun 5, 2007, 01:54 PM
As a decendant of pirates I say my klin pwns my potienal wiofe's kin but I'll do as my kin do best and lie to m,y wife.. >_>
That said Ninja women aka Kunoichi's are whores!
XD
http://img24.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11056/loc497/23764__Kasumi_0053_497lo.jpg
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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AlexCraig
Jun 5, 2007, 01:56 PM
WHOA! O_O

ShinMaruku
Jun 5, 2007, 01:59 PM
Don't make that look fool you she's beeen cloned and that kuron is a WMD....

AlexCraig
Jun 5, 2007, 02:08 PM
So...?

Skuda
Jun 5, 2007, 02:14 PM
Shin, that picture is a little inappropriate for these boards. Please take it down. Try to use more discretion in the future when posting images.



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ShinMaruku
Jun 5, 2007, 02:17 PM
That picture was tame......
Applha 151 is not to be trifled with... However her moves are quite sugestive... >_>



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Kaydin
Jun 5, 2007, 03:39 PM
No one's posted this yet? BLASPHEMY.

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