Ask Wheatpenny 2: Live free or Ask Wheatpenny

[Wheatpenny]

Hey guys I returned to PSU and decided to start up my old chain thread,was deemed to be locked and I start a new one no big deal. Here is a copy paste of the original post so I don't have to meticulously re-type.LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN!!


Hey FKL, do you have a deep burning question that you can't answer yourself but feel that you need the wisdom of a complete total internet stranger that has a online moniker named after the lowest form of money in the united states currentcy? Fear no more, ask Wheatpenny I am here for you FKL.

DISCLAIMER:Note responses to questions submited are based uppon the seriousnes of the question,Ask a half-assed question..get a half-assed answer. Also if I feel in a nonsencial mood I may just give you a BS answer anyway. Fate isn't always kind and neither is a Magic 8-ball.With that being said ask away.

[Tact]

Why is caps lock for the benefit of the human race?

[Skuda]

Why is NUM lock for the benefit of the human race? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

On 2007-06-10 12:24, Skuda wrote:
Why is NUM lock for the benefit of the human race? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Also, what the hell does Scroll Lock do? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 12:17, Tact wrote:
Why is caps lock for the benefit of the human race?


***Cite refference***Most people consider it as internet ettiquete as rude and shouting but in actuality it makes the letters larger and thereby easier to read. AS A MATTER OF FACT I THINK I WILL GO AHEAD AND FINISH THIS POST IN NOTHING BUT CAPS. SEE THE DIFFERENCE? ISN'T IT GREAT?


*** This post cited answer comes from Maddox "The Alphabet of Manliness**** ( If you haven't read the book give it a read k?)



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[Sord]

that's sounds like something out of the Maddox book

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 12:24, Skuda wrote:
Why is NUM lock for the benefit of the human race? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif




Num lock is a benifit for mankind mostly for the reason of it being the "men in black" of the keys on a keyboard. Most people know its there but never see it or ever realy know what it does and there are very few who realy know what it actualy does who live in fear of being hunted down for the knowledge.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 12:28, Sord wrote:
that's sounds like something out of the Maddox book



Yes I paraphrased him. I forgot to use my little citing thing when I cite someone as a reference its been 4 months since I have done this.

[Tact]

On 2007-06-10 12:31, Wheatpenny wrote:
Num lock is a benifit for mankind mostly for the reason of it being the "men in black" of the keys on a keyboard. Most people know its there but never see it or ever realy know what it does and there are very few who realy know what it actualy does who live in fear of being hunted down for the knowledge.



It's a benefit because hardly anybody knows what it does?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 12:40, Tact wrote:

On 2007-06-10 12:31, Wheatpenny wrote:
Num lock is a benifit for mankind mostly for the reason of it being the "men in black" of the keys on a keyboard. Most people know its there but never see it or ever realy know what it does and there are very few who realy know what it actualy does who live in fear of being hunted down for the knowledge.



It's a benefit because hardly anybody knows what it does?



Yes. If we all knew what it did then it would cease being a silent benefit and become an object capable of causing world power struggles.

[Tact]

Or at least struggles based on who could copyright/trademark the Num Lock key first. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Dre_o]

Wheatpenney, why did you leave?

[Moo2u]

I gots some questions.

How you doin'?
Where've you been?
Did ya miss me?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 13:24, Dre_o wrote:
Wheatpenney, why did you leave?


My own personal stupidity.



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[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 14:48, Moo2u wrote:
I gots some questions.

How you doin'?
Where've you been?
Did ya miss me?



I have been well.
Playing wow (not pleased with it atm and i hear that the new expansion for PSU is gona make it like PSO thats why i came back)
Yes missed you and all your awesomeness.

[VIRIDIA_HUNTER]

[quote]On 2007-06-10 12:17, Tact wrote:
Why is caps lock is for the benefit of the human race? O YA!!!!!!!!!!!

[VIRIDIA_HUNTER]

now its time 4 my question:

Do u like my signature???

[HEAVENSING]

NO MORE ANIME!!!

[AlexCraig]

For what it counts, I like it.

[Bot-Bot]

On 2007-06-10 16:05, HEAVENSING wrote:
NO MORE ANIME!!!


I don't know who you are, but thank you.

Also, I choose to live free.

[Tact]

Holy crap, it's Bot-Bot!

[Bot-Bot]

On 2007-06-10 17:52, Tact wrote:
Holy crap, it's Bot-Bot!


Holy crap, it's me? I didn't know I was that cool.

[Tact]

Well, I haven't seen you in a while. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

NUM lock use: part of the key combination to activate mousekeys. very useful when a mouse connector breaks, someone asks you to fix their PC and gives no mouse, USB goes on the fray, etc. I've had to use mousekeys quite a few times.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 15:36, Dr_Montague wrote:
now its time 4 my question:

Do u like my signature???



Yes the beating of the red haired person amuses me greatly.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

What's the ratio of Tact's posts with http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif on the end to ones without it?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Can I actually make a final decision on what my expert class should be or am I doomed to go back and forth, class to class, always returning to Guntecher?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-10 23:52, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
What's the ratio of Tact's posts with http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif on the end to ones without it?




Over 9000

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 01:34, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Can I actually make a final decision on what my expert class should be or am I doomed to go back and forth, class to class, always returning to Guntecher?



You might go to that Acrotecher class from AOI....

[Weeaboolits]

Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 07:01, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?




I sure do. Grilled Cheese and tomato soup = lunch of champions and geeks everywhere.

[astuarlen]

What's the best way to dispose of a body?

I'm asking on behalf of, umm, a friend.

[Ryoki]

How do I fix my corrupted memory card?

[AlexCraig]

I'm sure you've been asked this before, but what is the meaning of life?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 09:55, astuarlen wrote:
What's the best way to dispose of a body?

I'm asking on behalf of, umm, a friend.




Well on your behalf of you I asked a friend for the answer to your question. He said find a cemetary plot where someone was recently burried and hide it there along with the recently burried person, no one is going to think to check in a recently burried plot.

[Moo2u]

Is Aquaman as lame as he sounds?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 11:31, Ryoki wrote:
How do I fix my corrupted memory card?



You can do what my friend did... he promised God to that he would go to church just once if he would un-corupt his memory card... and still to this day I don't stand close to him because he never went and I am affraid he will behit by lightning.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 11:33, AlexCraig wrote:
I'm sure you've been asked this before, but what is the meaning of life?




The meaning of life is "X" meaning it is a variable it has no value save the one each individual gives it themselves.


So depending on a individual's personal outlook mileage may vary.


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[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 13:38, Moo2u wrote:
Is Aquaman as lame as he sounds?



Yeah put him in the desert and he is a had lad. Total weaksauce.

[Tact]

But once he finds that oasis...

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 14:18, Tact wrote:
But once he finds that oasis...



Put about 250 lb of gelatin powder in the oasis and watch him cry.

[Tact]

Assuming he has any internal water left. Haha.

[Bot-Bot]

Do you believe in life after love?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 14:34, Bot-Bot wrote:
Do you believe in life after love?



Yes there is life after love. For example I myself supplicate the void of love in my life with purpouse untill the apropriate element comes along to fill the hole.

[Tact]

Question: Was the disapprove created to specifically counter the wacko?

[TalHex]

why can i only find 13 packs of wolves and do six packs of wolves even exist? more importantly what is the meaning of the spoon?

[Chuck_Norris]

where did the whole "pylons/balls/trap card/over 9000!!!" thing start?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 15:46, Tact wrote:
Question: Was the disapprove created to specifically counter the wacko?



Its the secret weapon against wacko.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 15:49, TalonKitsune wrote:
why can i only find 13 packs of wolves and do six packs of wolves even exist? more importantly what is the meaning of the spoon?



6 Packs of wolves quit happening in nature when scientist told us to start cutting the six pack plastic rings up before we toss them in the trash.

Spoon metaphoricaly means to dig into life, life is much like a bowl of ceral can be crunchy and delicious but if you leave it sit in negect it gets soggy and nasty.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-11 15:53, chuck_norris wrote:
where did the whole "pylons/balls/trap card/over 9000!!!" thing start?



Anonymous- I will not say their name because they do not have one.

[Moo2u]

In an all out war between cereal maskots, who would win?

[Tact]

On 2007-06-11 15:53, chuck_norris wrote:
where did the whole "pylons/balls/trap card/over 9000!!!" thing start?



I was just thinking about that today.

What an awesome shirt that would be. You know, the one about the additional pylons.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-12 18:17, Moo2u wrote:
In an all out war between cereal maskots, who would win?



Captian Crunch, I mean he is a pirate and he has a ship and all.

[Sord]

if tacos ruled the world, what would be the human's place in society?


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[Weeaboolits]

42, what's the question?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-12 20:21, Sord wrote:
if tacos ruled the world, what would be the human's place in society?


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We would be forced to wait on them hand and foot and put them in their wrapers whenever they wanted to go out.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-12 20:26, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
42, what's the question?



How many times on average a week do Sega's servers love to disconect me right before reciving mission points?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Why is everybody RP'ing the Lounging around thread?

Its not laid back at all! Also nobody is dying/staying dead and just going *super dodge everything DBZ move via cat ears powerschuchus*

[Weeaboolits]

If I ask you a question, will you answer it?

[Mayu]

Why does SEGA refuse to take money from my credit card http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif?

[Weeaboolits]

Who invented buttons? (the kind you push, not the kind on clothes)

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-16 21:01, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why is everybody RP'ing the Lounging around thread?

Its not laid back at all! Also nobody is dying/staying dead and just going *super dodge everything DBZ move via cat ears powerschuchus*



This is FKL honestly did you expect anyone to stick with the theme of the thread......

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-16 21:20, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
If I ask you a question, will you answer it?


Hel Yeah.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-16 21:30, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Why does SEGA refuse to take money from my credit card http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif?



Because if they accepted money from you they would stay in buisiness. They are punishing themselves for not making a decent sonic game since the the first Sonic on Dreamcast.

[Tact]

What ARE we going to do with those 90 gallons of melted cheese?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-16 21:33, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Who invented buttons? (the kind you push, not the kind on clothes)



Someone who wanted to make using everyday instruments feel like you are poking someone.

[Weeaboolits]

If I say "I'm lying", am I?

[Chuck_Norris]

Will you give me 99 million meseta on Phantasy Star Universe?



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[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 17:05, Tact wrote:
What ARE we going to do with those 90 gallons of melted cheese?



I was thinking like a waterpark except subsitutte the water with cheese, call it Nacho Cove.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 17:06, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
If I say "I'm lying", am I?



No since you are lying about lying that cancels it out in some weird way and means you are telling the truth.

[Tact]

I don't think 90 gallons will be enough when a normal-sized swimming pool is a lot more.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 17:07, chuck_norris wrote:
Will you give me 99 million meseta on Phantasy Star Universe?



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Fraid not I am not that rich.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 17:10, Tact wrote:
I don't think 90 gallons will be enough when a normal-sized swimming pool is a lot more.



Start out small then we expand. We would need the help of the state of Wisconson to be truly victorious.

[Wheatpenny]

Ah your questions put a smile on my face, I was kinda bumed out up untill I saw there was new questions to answer, thank you sooooo much guys.

[Tact]

Are you really that much happier?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 17:14, Tact wrote:
Are you really that much happier?



Yeah I am all smileing and stuff http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-06-17 17:02, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-16 21:01, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why is everybody RP'ing the Lounging around thread?

Its not laid back at all! Also nobody is dying/staying dead and just going *super dodge everything DBZ move via cat ears powerschuchus*



This is FKL honestly did you expect anyone to stick with the theme of the thread......


Oh yeah? This sentence is not a question.

On 2007-06-17 17:13, Wheatpenny wrote:
Ah your questions put a smile on my face, I was kinda bumed out up untill I saw there was new questions to answer, thank you sooooo much guys.


I bumpuru your threadaru, not 2 week Tywka Burger King bumper car bumpin', but enough.

Go me?

[Moo2u]

How many headless chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

How 'bout that? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

[sprky585]

Who's on first and What's on second, Someone is catching and That Guy is pitching, He, Him, and Another guy are playing in the outfield...so who is playing on Third?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Momma loves Mambo?

[VanHalen]

When will Ronin_Cooper get online PSU?

Also I've been questioning my role as a Fortefighter. I know my job is to protect the weaker classes, sometimes I feel as though I can't do it. Any suggestions?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

VanHalen plays PSU more now and posts in FKL less, now we have weirder PSU people in here playing PSU less and posting more, is this trend going to turn around soon?!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 21:20, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-06-17 17:02, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-16 21:01, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why is everybody RP'ing the Lounging around thread?

Its not laid back at all! Also nobody is dying/staying dead and just going *super dodge everything DBZ move via cat ears powerschuchus*



This is FKL honestly did you expect anyone to stick with the theme of the thread......


Oh yeah? This sentence is not a question.

On 2007-06-17 17:13, Wheatpenny wrote:
Ah your questions put a smile on my face, I was kinda bumed out up untill I saw there was new questions to answer, thank you sooooo much guys.


I bumpuru your threadaru, not 2 week Tywka Burger King bumper car bumpin', but enough.

Go me?



You are right it is not a question. I never said that I could not make a non-inquirey myself.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 06:53, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-17 21:20, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-06-17 17:02, Wheatpenny wrote:
[quote]On 2007-06-16 21:01, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Why is everybody RP'ing the Lounging around thread?

Its not laid back at all! Also nobody is dying/staying dead and just going *super dodge everything DBZ move via cat ears powerschuchus*



This is FKL honestly did you expect anyone to stick with the theme of the thread......


Oh yeah? This sentence is not a question.

On 2007-06-17 17:13, Wheatpenny wrote:
Ah your questions put a smile on my face, I was kinda bumed out up untill I saw there was new questions to answer, thank you sooooo much guys.


I bumpuru your threadaru, not 2 week Tywka Burger King bumper car bumpin', but enough.

Go me?



You are right it is not a question. I never said that I could not make a non-inquirey myself. Nor did I place that restriction on anyone else for that matter....

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 21:39, Moo2u wrote:
How many headless chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?



3 as long as you direct them.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 21:54, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
How 'bout that? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif




Nice work.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 21:57, sprky585 wrote:
Who's on first and What's on second, Someone is catching and That Guy is pitching, He, Him, and Another guy are playing in the outfield...so who is playing on Third?




Me.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 22:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Momma loves Mambo?



Yes she does very much.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 22:47, VanHalen wrote:
When will Ronin_Cooper get online PSU?

Also I've been questioning my role as a Fortefighter. I know my job is to protect the weaker classes, sometimes I feel as though I can't do it. Any suggestions?




He will keep prompting him.

Yes fortefighter is reealy there to hash out damage not nessicarilt protect others. Hence since doing the most damage gets the mob's atention it would be in your party's best intrest to not stand where you are immediatly fighting at in order not to get hit.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-17 22:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
VanHalen plays PSU more now and posts in FKL less, now we have weirder PSU people in here playing PSU less and posting more, is this trend going to turn around soon?!



No, growth is inevitable. Gotta roll with the punches !



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[Weeaboolits]

Is it possible to live free and ask Wheatpenny?

[Wheatpenny]

Possibly, I guess I can make that happen hold on a minute while I change the name on the thread.


Edit- Nevermind I thought I could edit the title of a thread I started, seems I can't oh well nevermind guess its one or the other then.


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[Weeaboolits]

Is azure a good color for Dhylec's hubcaps?

[Chuck_Norris]

How do YOU (Wheatpenny) think the universe started?

[Moo2u]

Who's on first?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Sephiroth's Universe killing move thingy from that other thread didn't kill the Final Fantasy characters during the boss fight, what in the name of Darth Bong were the Squaresoft team thinking?

[Weeaboolits]

I'm surprised Van hasn't asked this yet.

Whatever happened to Cpwninobrian (sp?)?

(I don't think I spelled that right...)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

He might have asked it in the first one, right Wheatpenny?

[Weeaboolits]

Did he? Then why doesn't he know now?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

It was probably inconclusive, right Wheatpenny?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 11:27, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Is azure a good color for Dhylec's hubcaps?



Metalic Azure yes, non metalic no

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 11:41, chuck_norris wrote:
How do YOU (Wheatpenny) think the universe started?



It was created accidentaly on purpouse by a being beyond imagination.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:24, Moo2u wrote:
Who's on first?



James Brown

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:33, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Sephiroth's Universe killing move thingy from that other thread didn't kill the Final Fantasy characters during the boss fight, what in the name of Darth Bong were the Squaresoft team thinking?



they were thinking " WOAH check this out we got some spare disc space lets give Sephiroth this cool summon that takes about half an hour but doesent kill them."

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:36, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I'm surprised Van hasn't asked this yet.

Whatever happened to Cpwninobrian (sp?)?

(I don't think I spelled that right...)



He entered the Konami code on the ferris wheel and messed up.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:37, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
He might have asked it in the first one, right Wheatpenny?



Possible I don't feel like looking through 40 pages of the old thread atm though.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:38, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Did he? Then why doesn't he know now?



I'm lazy....

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-18 21:40, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
It was probably inconclusive, right Wheatpenny?



Im gona guess on this one and say right.

[Angelous]

Hello Wheatpenny, I am back here to destory this topic HAHAHA! j/k yo bro whats up? heres a good one for you.

How do you decide on who lives and who dies

What's the difference between life and death?

[AlexCraig]

Where do babies come from? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Just kidding, but seriously, who came up with the steam engine?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Moo hasn't been giving the FKL all his awesome in as much quantity as before, is he cheating on us?

Do we wanna know? Is it that garage band forum with the 6 inch heels?! She's going down!

[Leviathan]

Will Closure ever be released?

Quote: Brodie (Jason Lee) explains to T.S. (Jeremy London) and Gwen (Joey Lauren Adams) why his relationship with Rene failed in Mallrats (1995):
-- Brodie: ' You know how when someone lays with their back to you and you lay behind 'em really close and you throw one arm over 'em? '

-- T.S.: ' It's called spooning .'

-- Brodie: ' Yeah, but you gotta put the other arm somewhere. You can either lay on it or just shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head . But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like that. So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her .'

-- T.S.: ' And?

My question is where do you put your other arm?

&Why is their a picture on the internet with Harry Potter spooning his enemy.

<<I don't remember the enemies name.>>

[HeadCrabz]

HAY! When is Duke Nukem Forever comming out?

[Chuck_Norris]

Will you get online on Xbox Live right now and play halo 2 with me?

[Weeaboolits]

Sandwich?

[Tact]

On 2007-06-19 10:27, AlexCraig wrote:
Where do babies come from? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Just kidding, but seriously, who came up with the steam engine?



Robert Fulton.

I don't know really if he came up with the idea of the steam engine, but he did come up with using steam engines on boats.

[Almighty_Envy]

Why arent my feet lathed in silky smooth resses chocolate and peanut butter right now!!!!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 09:00, Angelous wrote:
Hello Wheatpenny, I am back here to destory this topic HAHAHA! j/k yo bro whats up? heres a good one for you.

How do you decide on who lives and who dies

What's the difference between life and death?



You don't the individual in question makes the choice for themselves by their actions.


In life you chill with live people in death you chill with your fellow ghosts.


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[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 10:27, AlexCraig wrote:
Where do babies come from? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Just kidding, but seriously, who came up with the steam engine?



depending on which reference you site it is either

Thomas Newcomen or Thomas Savery

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 11:18, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Moo hasn't been giving the FKL all his awesome in as much quantity as before, is he cheating on us?

Do we wanna know? Is it that garage band forum with the 6 inch heels?! She's going down!



Nah he probably playing some console game.

No we don't wana know. And its probably the I' cant beleive its not butter forums.

[Tact]

What console game?

Chuck Norris's Extreme Cow Tipping?

[Sord]

For example, some people exposed to high power Nd:YAG laser emitting invisible 1064 nm radiation, may not feel pain or notice immediate damage to their eye sight. A pop or click noise emanating from the eyeball may be the only indication that retinal damaged has occurred i.e. the retina was heated to over 100 °C resulting in localized explosive boiling accompanied by the immediate creation of a permanent blind spot

where can I find such a laser?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 12:29, Leviatha wrote:
Will Closure ever be released?

Quote: Brodie (Jason Lee) explains to T.S. (Jeremy London) and Gwen (Joey Lauren Adams) why his relationship with Rene failed in Mallrats (1995):
-- Brodie: ' You know how when someone lays with their back to you and you lay behind 'em really close and you throw one arm over 'em? '

-- T.S.: ' It's called spooning .'

-- Brodie: ' Yeah, but you gotta put the other arm somewhere. You can either lay on it or just shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head . But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like that. So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her .'

-- T.S.: ' And?

My question is where do you put your other arm?

&Why is their a picture on the internet with Harry Potter spooning his enemy.

<<I don't remember the enemies name.>>



Someday
And my other arm is always within close reach of my katana.

And harry did not want those pictures released now everyone knows of his "secret love".

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 14:20, HeadCrabz wrote:
HAY! When is Duke Nukem Forever comming out?




This is one of the few questions I can not answer due to the perplexity of the information. My guess much like the title says it will be Forever before it comes out.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 16:30, chuck_norris wrote:
Will you get online on Xbox Live right now and play halo 2 with me?




No I can't afford it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Tact]

How many consecutive posts are you going to get in this thread? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-19 21:25, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Why arent my feet lathed in silky smooth resses chocolate and peanut butter right now!!!!



Because yoy didn't pay me that buck fifty we agreed on for me to chocolate up your feet.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 08:00, Tact wrote:
How many consecutive posts are you going to get in this thread? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif




I want to break 40 pages since that is where the previous thread stoped at. WITH YOUR SUPPORT I CAN DO IT!!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-06-20 08:00, Tact wrote:
How many consecutive posts are you going to get in this thread? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


How can he answer the questions without doing so?

What kind of disapprove to this ticky tack foul violation is that ya hoser?!

[TalHex]

should i talk to the hobo at the corner?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Is 50 moose power enough? How do I improve my 400km times with extra moose?

[Wyndham]

Wheatpenny, where can i get minions?

[Chuck_Norris]

Why did you start this topic?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 09:31, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-06-20 08:00, Tact wrote:
How many consecutive posts are you going to get in this thread? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


How can he answer the questions without doing so?

What kind of disapprove to this ticky tack foul violation is that ya hoser?!



I think what Tact meant to say was "How many post do you hope to acheive in this thread overall"

[Weeaboolits]

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

What is hamd?

Will Dizzy's topic make it to 300 replies before he gets back?

How many Ask Wheatpenny threads will there be?

What's another good question to ask?

[Tact]

On 2007-06-20 13:19, Wheatpenny wrote:
I think what Tact meant to say was "How many post do you hope to acheive in this thread overall"



No, I meant multiple posts as in double/triple/quadruple/etc. posts.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 09:45, TalonKitsune wrote:
should i talk to the hobo at the corner?



Yes talk but keep your distance.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 09:47, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Is 50 moose power enough? How do I improve my 400km times with extra moose?



Power Crystals from Un'goro Crater.

[Weeaboolits]

Do you approve of Potato?

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/leoncitodanais/GIF/Air/Air1.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 09:48, Oran1324 wrote:
Wheatpenny, where can i get minions?




The black market is good for that.Amongst other world conquering tools as well.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:12, chuck_norris wrote:
Why did you start this topic?



Please see the first post of this thread.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:20, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

What is hamd?

Will Dizzy's topic make it to 300 replies before he gets back?

How many Ask Wheatpenny threads will there be?

What's another good question to ask?



Shadow from Final Fantasy 6

Hamd is like a spam fist.(the meat not the constant string of posts)

Lets hope so I am sure he will be in for a welcome surprise if it does happen.

Provided this one does not get locked this will be the only other one.

What is in my pockets?

[Weeaboolits]

What is in my pockets?

[Chuck_Norris]

why is the sky blue?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:21, Tact wrote:

On 2007-06-20 13:19, Wheatpenny wrote:
I think what Tact meant to say was "How many post do you hope to acheive in this thread overall"



No, I meant multiple posts as in double/triple/quadruple/etc. posts.



Oh in that case one post because the trend is someone ask a question, I answer it then another question is asked, rinse lather repeat. Then sometimes i will spurt a random statement out of the que of the thread.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:22, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Do you approve of Potato?

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/leoncitodanais/GIF/Air/Air1.gif



Provided they are deep fried then yes.

[Almighty_Envy]

Why did CHUCK NORRIS take the name Chuck Norris and add all caps to it for use on psu?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Almighty_Envy on 2007-06-20 13:39 ]</font>

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:32, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
What is in my pockets?



Car keys, A pack of Juicy Fruit gum and a wallet.

[Tact]

My guess is because someone else already is using the name "Chuck Norris" so he had to use caps.

But we'll see what Wheatpenny says.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:32, chuck_norris wrote:
why is the sky blue?



Because somewhere over the rainbow skies so black doesen't have the same punch when sang.

[Almighty_Envy]

Wanna have a fist fight WheatPenny?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Why did CHUCK NORRIS take the name Chuck Norris and add all caps to it for use on psu?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Almighty_Envy on 2007-06-20 13:39 ]</font>


Everything is cooler in caps, hence if he put it in all caps thats so awesome he must be the REAL Chuck Noris.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:42, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Wanna have a fist fight WheatPenny?



Hey I am bored here at work, LETS GO!

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-20 13:49, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-20 13:42, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Wanna have a fist fight WheatPenny?



Hey I am bored here at work, LETS GO!




....... Il give you a week to train

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 13:53, Almighty_Envy wrote:

On 2007-06-20 13:49, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-20 13:42, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Wanna have a fist fight WheatPenny?



Hey I am bored here at work, LETS GO!




....... Il give you a week to train


Fair enough.

[TalHex]

why is FKL FOX always so disappointed? or stealing people's cake?

[Tact]

What kind of fighting style will you use in your fistfight?

[Almighty_Envy]

What kind of fighting style will i use in the fist fight?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 14:38, TalonKitsune wrote:
why is FKL FOX always so disappointed? or stealing people's cake?



I would say a severe case of apathy coupled with cake envy.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 14:39, Tact wrote:
What kind of fighting style will you use in your fistfight?




I will use a fighting style of my own design called Total Improvisation.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 14:41, Almighty_Envy wrote:
What kind of fighting style will i use in the fist fight?



To be honest I think you will surprise me. Don't let me down http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif So as not to ruin the surprise for myself I will not say.

[TalHex]

when will "they" attack?

[Tact]

Did you change your mood because of this fistfighting challenge?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

His mood was the same for a while Tact. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif Well before the fist fight challenge.

What's the proper man/machine ratio? 50/50? 25/75?

[Leviathan]

Wheatpenny whats a good place to apply for a job if your just one year shy of being able to have a regular job. <<15.>>

[Almighty_Envy]

No yob openings for Envy in his town v.v

[Sord]

On 2007-06-21 16:15, Leviatha wrote:
Wheatpenny whats a good place to apply for a job if your just one year shy of being able to have a regular job. <<15.>>


we've had McDonalds around here that were so desperate they asked for grants from their communities to allow 14 year olds to be hired. They got them.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 16:52, TalonKitsune wrote:
when will "they" attack?



"They" are waiting for you to leave White Castle. Just stay away from there and you will be fine.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 17:47, Tact wrote:
Did you change your mood because of this fistfighting challenge?



No I changed it for no reason http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-20 23:16, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
His mood was the same for a while Tact. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif Well before the fist fight challenge.

What's the proper man/machine ratio? 50/50? 25/75?





Well acording to Shadowrun(rpg books not the new fps) the proper ratio is 0/0 any technology will disturb the essence flow in your body and you can die.If you wanted to live on the edge you could go 90 machine and 10 Human.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-21 16:15, Leviatha wrote:
Wheatpenny whats a good place to apply for a job if your just one year shy of being able to have a regular job. <<15.>>



If I remember when I was that age I worked at a Subway.But promptly they fired me 2 weeks later when my school schedule would not conform to the shit hours they wanted me on duty.

[Almighty_Envy]

Will FKL Cookie make it big?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/Cookie.jpg

[TalHex]

will FKL FOX eat the FKL cookie?

[Almighty_Envy]

Will the FKL cookie corrupt FKL FOx's soul and use it to further the evil within the world causing world war 3 and a reign of cookies to fall flooding the earth with nonsence and meeningless posts such as this?

[TalHex]

On 2007-06-22 13:22, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Will the FKL cookie corrupt FKL FOx's soul and use it to further the evil within the world causing world war 3 and a reign of cookies to fall flooding the earth with nonsence and meeningless posts such as this?



*FKL FOX whispers in ear* FKL FOX says that he was alreay going to do that...

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 07:28, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Will FKL Cookie make it big?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/Cookie.jpg



Yes with a reality show called "The way the cookie crumbles".

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 11:40, TalonKitsune wrote:
will FKL FOX eat the FKL cookie?



No but them cookies at subway.. thems fair game.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 13:22, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Will the FKL cookie corrupt FKL FOx's soul and use it to further the evil within the world causing world war 3 and a reign of cookies to fall flooding the earth with nonsence and meeningless posts such as this?



Probably not since I told him to go eat the cookies at subway...subway probably isnt pleased with me right now.

[EphekZ]

is it coincidence that I was telling someone about Subway's cookies when I came across this post?


Probably not since I told him to go eat the cookies at subway...subway probably isnt pleased with me right now.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

HEL YEH?

Or

HEL YAH?

[Tact]

What is the point of this:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4482/showmeyourmovesgm8.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Are you a whole grain Wheatpenny?

[DikkyRay]

WHat is your characters name in PSU?

[Leviathan]

On 2007-06-21 16:37, Sord wrote:

On 2007-06-21 16:15, Leviatha wrote:
Wheatpenny whats a good place to apply for a job if your just one year shy of being able to have a regular job. <<15.>>


we've had McDonalds around here that were so desperate they asked for grants from their communities to allow 14 year olds to be hired. They got them.


They turned me down &said I was to young. Your place must be desperate.

[Sord]

how many more questions at once until you overload?

[Chuck_Norris]

did you ever find anything when jaggo hunting?

[Dhylec]

do ya know who was that blue gt in your uo party?

[Wyndham]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it's on steroids?

[Sord]

why is FKL so slow today? everyone on PSU cause it's Friday?

[Almighty_Envy]

Do i have a man crush on u?

[DaRkWoLf30]

Why am i here?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Did Jackel REALLY shutdown universe 2 the other day?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sgt_Shliggy on 2007-06-24 23:02 ]</font>

[Mayu]

Is DaRkWolf30 better then SGT_Shliggy?

At failing

[Nani-chan]

Yes

[Almighty_Envy]

Will I ever find Dhylec?

[Tact]

Will Wheatpenny ever return to answer these questions?

[sprky585]

no

[Weeaboolits]

Why do people who are clearly not Wheatpenny keep answering questions in Ask Wheatpenny?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-06-25 08:34, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Why do people who are clearly not Wheatpenny keep answering questions in Ask Wheatpenny?


Tact started it. Jerkface cats.

[Tact]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif And proud of it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Does Tact play by nobody's rules, even his own?

[Weeaboolits]

He's a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules! ;o

[Sord]

just what are Tact's rules? >_>

[Tact]

I play by the forum rules, you have to at least give me that.

[Weeaboolits]

The only rule is that there are no rules!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Can I use an anti-law card on Tact's rules?

Or can I bring Orlandu?, cuz he owns like CPWNINOBRIEN on the Giambi juice.

[Sord]

wow, lag hit us all pretty bad

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-06-25 13:32, Sord wrote:
wow, lag hit us all pretty bad


Yeah I had like 3 tabs open of PSOW doing different stuff.

Also, Wheat, everyone keeps forgetting the rules, Don't talk about Fight Club! How do we stop it?!

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Forum/lagdbr.png

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 15:26, EphekZ wrote:
is it coincidence that I was telling someone about Subway's cookies when I came across this post?


Probably not since I told him to go eat the cookies at subway...subway probably isnt pleased with me right now.




*NOTE* I have been busy packing and preparing to move sorry for the long delay in my answering after next week I should be on top of things.

Nevercoincidence

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 16:43, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
HEL YEH?

Or

HEL YAH?




HEL YAH!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 16:48, DikkyRay wrote:
WHat is your characters name in PSU?



Wheatpenny

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 16:48, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Are you a whole grain Wheatpenny?



All wheat!!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 19:03, Sord wrote:
how many more questions at once until you overload?



A certian number.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 19:08, chuck_norris wrote:
did you ever find anything when jaggo hunting?



HEL NOE!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 20:05, Dhylec wrote:
do ya know who was that blue gt in your uo party?



A psow member.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Wheatpenny on 2007-06-26 12:54 ]</font>

[Weeaboolits]

Why is it that, despite having run the relics almost continuously all day, I'ven't found even a single Kubara Wood?

Also, once I do finally find one, how long do you think it'll take me to find an Inverter Circuit?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 20:12, Oran1324 wrote:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it's on steroids?



All of Washington.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 20:32, Sord wrote:
why is FKL so slow today? everyone on PSU cause it's Friday?



They are all making Jaggo extinct.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-22 20:49, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Do i have a man crush on u?



No just strict plutonic admiration.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-24 23:00, DaRkWoLf30 wrote:
Why am i here?



Because you want to be.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-24 23:01, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Did Jackel REALLY shutdown universe 2 the other day?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sgt_Shliggy on 2007-06-24 23:02 ]</font>


No it was Mask de Smith.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-24 23:29, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Is DaRkWolf30 better then SGT_Shliggy?

At failing





Could be a possibility.

[DikkyRay]

Do you have Vista?
Can you help me with me PSUPC trouble?
or are you PPSUPs2 >.>

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 08:23, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Will I ever find Dhylec?



In game I told you how to find Dhylec. Remember rub up against everyone you see and scream "IS THAT YOU DHYLEC!?!?"

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 08:24, Tact wrote:
Will Wheatpenny ever return to answer these questions?



Yes late but in all sincerity http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 08:34, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Why do people who are clearly not Wheatpenny keep answering questions in Ask Wheatpenny?



Many people want to bite my style. Accept no substitutes.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 13:23, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Does Tact play by nobody's rules, even his own?



Tact does what Tact does.End of story.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 13:25, Sord wrote:
just what are Tact's rules? >_>



Ronin answered this one.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 13:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Can I use an anti-law card on Tact's rules?

Or can I bring Orlandu?, cuz he owns like CPWNINOBRIEN on the Giambi juice.



Use an Allmighty card and yeah break out Orlandu cause he is awesome.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-25 13:33, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-06-25 13:32, Sord wrote:
wow, lag hit us all pretty bad


Yeah I had like 3 tabs open of PSOW doing different stuff.

Also, Wheat, everyone keeps forgetting the rules, Don't talk about Fight Club! How do we stop it?!



Only one way, I'll get the handguns you go get the ammo clips.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-26 12:52, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Why is it that, despite having run the relics almost continuously all day, I'ven't found even a single Kubara Wood?

Also, once I do finally find one, how long do you think it'll take me to find an Inverter Circuit?



You never find things when you want or need them you only get them on accident.

Inverter circuts even though not a red box rare are one of the most aggravating items to get to drop. I wish you luck.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Wheatpenny on 2007-06-26 13:11 ]</font>

[Wheatpenny]

On 2007-06-26 13:01, DikkyRay wrote:
Do you have Vista?
Can you help me with me PSUPC trouble?
or are you PPSUPs2 >.>



You are on your own with Vista man. I will pray for you.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-26 13:02, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2007-06-25 08:23, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Will I ever find Dhylec?



In game I told you how to find Dhylec. Remember rub up against everyone you see and scream "IS THAT YOU DHYLEC!?!?"



I have been doing that. At any cost i will find you Dhylec!