The Legend of the Spork?

[Tact]

Alright, as many of you know, I'm making an RPG featuring FKL.

I'm putting in a stone tablet detailing the Legend of the Spork, but the thing is...I don't know what exactly happened that made the Spork so awesome.

Who has any insight for me about this?

[Weeaboolits]

It's made of Laconium and has a special explosive attack! Also, legend has it that it was forged by Tomeeboy himself. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Edit: Wrong spork. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

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[Ketchup345]

You have to go to the ancient FKL scriptures for information about the Spork and Spoon.

[Sord]

I run FKL searches for you, I'v always been particularly good at that kind of thing

[Chuck_Norris]

it was used by Chuck Norris once.

[Katrina]

Don't dig too deep... I think the Spork info was buried long ago for a reason... Don't let Ketchup manipulate you into revealing the truth, that's just what he wants.

(insert conspiracy theory here)

[astuarlen]

Forget sporks and spoons and other lesser utensils; you want real power, you sign up with the Church of Shovel.
May you have blessings in spades!

[Sord]

Alright Tact, you better be damn well happy, cause I'm done. These are all the major event (an a few minor) surrounding the Spork, the acknowledged existance of it, and conflicts. Included are all source save for the last paragraph which can be found within the first 50 post.


as far back search records ago (2003, I swear the mods must have deleted some) a mention of the Almighty Spork was given by Uncle, believing it to be more great than the SPOON which KaFKa worshiped. At this time, Ketchup also seemed to side with the Spork.source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=75218&forum=14&start=0)

In a later incident, KaFKa would preach for the spoon, but Uncle would once again counter with praises of the Almighty Spork source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=76035&forum=14&start=0)

Later, while Ketchup supported the Spork over Spoon, Ketchup would denounce both religions. This is due to the fact that after esablishing the DTPA, Ketchup sought to creat a communism out of FKL, there for making any religion invalid. source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=88444&forum=14&start=210)

Fortunately, Ketchup did not win the election for president, and could not turn FKL into communism. Thus the spork, and also the spoon, were spaired.

Eventually Eanae would become a preacher of the Spork, and would anounce it's glory. KaFKa of the spoon and Ketchup of the Communists would both claim it had been defeated before. However, both their claimes are unvalid, as the SPOON never actually took out the Spork and no one ever listened to Ketchup's commi gag. source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=90236&forum=14&start=0)

Later, Miz would challenge his prowess over the spoon, but even though it wasn't a choice, the Spork still remained prominant and was the most actually posted reply.source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=90843&forum=14&start=0)

Eventually, the spork would come back again. Hrigg would mention the Purple Pommegranite Spork of Doom, but obviously this is diffrent from the almighty spork, as 3 days later the regular Spork would return, be kidnapped, and then a rescue made. Of note, the now great Mod Meira would take part in this rescue. the purple one (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=97734&forum=14&start=0)source (http://www.pso-world.com/editpost.php?post_id=1835660&topic=145084&forum=14&start=)the spork is kidnapped

During a set of campaign planks for a forthecoming presidential election, both the Spork and Spoon were acknowledged to exist by multiple parties and continue on by most, or a party did not mention them at all. Kizaragu and Deathsythealpha party were going to switch the religion to the Tiger Striped Cat. source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=100827&forum=14)

A poll is started by answerman over which is better: Spork, Spoon, or Knife. Spork wins. source (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=101280&forum=14)

Later, the Spork is mentioned in an FKL comic, and its religion becomes a center point for awhile. During this time, the Spork is shown to have many followers, and a Lord Spork leads them. The cult is very well drawn by Sagasu start of Spork in comic (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=110765&forum=14&start=20) Sagasu's drawing of Spork Cult (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/Sarunakai/Page_01.gif)

More recent stuff includes the coming of Discus as another religious rival, Ian trying to get people to worship him (thus another rivel) and me being just recently sacrificed. All that's recent enough to be on the first 50 posts for search, so I'm not sourcing it or going in deatail.

Alright, that's it, I'm done, no more. X_X Going by the times from this post and my last, I have spent over 2 hours on this. X_X x10



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[Tact]

2 hours searching for sporks just for Tact?

Awesome. Thanks, Sord!

[Mayu]

GO TO BED TACT!

[Nani-chan]

Go to bed Rena.

[Tact]

On 2007-06-17 03:27, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
GO TO BED TACT!



It's morning where I live. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Mayu]

On 2007-06-17 03:39, Nani-chan wrote:
Go to bed Rena.

But :_: I don't wanna!!!!

I don't wanna I don't Wanna! you can't make me!