FKL Sitcom?

[Tact]

I'm the annoying secondary character. I call it. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

I'm the stylish Vampire who lives in the attic.

[Charmander02]

I am asian man.

[AlexCraig]

I'll be the funny next door neighbor http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif
*Laugh track*

Edit: Second thought, I am the Deity.



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[Weeaboolits]

I'm that guy that appears from ime to time and has his own theme music!

[VanHalen]

I'm the main character who has to deal with you guys!

[Almighty_Envy]

Someone pick a role or me ;.;

[Tact]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I would be a cat-hermaphrodite in the sitcom.

You know, the one everybody makes jokes about because they're a guy and a gal.

[Sord]

I'm the really inteligent psychopath who constantly shifts forms, kinda like half the X-File villains all roled into one (the other half being aliens http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )

[DikkyRay]

I'm the cute and lovable little brother

Who the ladies dig.

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[Tact]

On 2007-06-27 10:08, Sord wrote:
I'm the really inteligent psychopath who constantly shifts forms, kinda like half the X-File villains all roled into one (the other half being aliens http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )



SordSyndrome!

[Almighty_Envy]

HEY WHAT ABOUT ME. Someone pick a role for good old Envy.

[Almighty_Envy]

I command you!

Tell me what i am!!

[Sgt_Shligger]

I'm the smoothtalking, ultra-cool ladies man who, despite his looks, can't get a girl.

[DikkyRay]

you can be a transvestite hooker that Tact or Van meets in one of their craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy antics!

[Almighty_Envy]

DIKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[VanHalen]

On 2007-06-27 10:17, Almighty_Envy wrote:
DIKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


What? It's either that or you can be my son, or the co-worker.



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[AlexCraig]

Alexander, Deity of peace, judgement, and FKL:
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Alex.jpg

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 10:17, Almighty_Envy wrote:
DIKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


because you always shout names like that, I get images of Homer Simpson shouting BAAAAART! So you can be the stupid fat bald guy! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/ryoko_mad.gif

Screw you guys i dont wanna be in your sitcom

Hmph.

[VanHalen]

I think everyone should put who they are in the sitcom in their title.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-27 10:20, Sord wrote:

On 2007-06-27 10:17, Almighty_Envy wrote:
DIKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


because you always shout names like that, I get images of Homer Simpson shouting BAAAAART! So you can be the stupid fat bald guy! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Fine how about this.

IM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS DICKY!

[Sgt_Shligger]

So I'd be FKL's "Lady's Man," "Smooth Talker?"

[Tact]

Cat-hermaphrodite. That's a good job description. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

Someone should really write this out....

But would it be a play? A novel? A comic?

[Almighty_Envy]

I say you guys give me full legal rights to the funds.

[Sgt_Shligger]

F' dat.

[Sgt_Shligger]

What was your role again?

[Almighty_Envy]

pwease

http://www.washu.org/pics/ov3/tenchiova-14-03128.jpg

[Almighty_Envy]

>=/

[VanHalen]

He doesn't have one http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif.

Hey so who is my friend from college?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Can it be me? The smooth talker who just can't get a girl?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Envy can be the little kid who always wants to tag along with his older brother, VanHalen, and gets into all kinds of trouble!

[Almighty_Envy]

I see what ya did thar ;o

[VanHalen]

I like where this is going http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif.

And Shiggly is perfect for that part. It's how it always is in the sitcom.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Someone write, draw this out.... or make it a play ;o

[Almighty_Envy]

I dont wanna do that >=(

[Zero-mx]

I want to be in too!

[Sgt_Shligger]

Make a role for yourself!

[Almighty_Envy]

>=(

Envy wants someone to make a role for him, No crappy roles >=/

[Zero-mx]

uh, the foil to the main character?

[Almighty_Envy]

I wanna be superman!!!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/tenchiova-07-0333.jpg

[Sgt_Shligger]

Tough, we don't need a superman >_>;

And wouldn't that be super girl?

[Zero-mx]

Envy should be the walk-on guest star who ends up coming back every time.

[DikkyRay]

Van! I was your lovable little brother!

[Sgt_Shligger]

He betrayed you?

[DikkyRay]

oh i thought he gave the part to envy

[Zero-mx]

Someone make a list so its not confusing!


....
>.>
<.<


NOT IT!

[Sgt_Shligger]

Nope. Envy needs a role, I guess. . . Erm he can be. . . Uh. . .

The uhm. . .

. . . The wise mail man, who always has his two cents to put in!

[Sgt_Shligger]

I say Tact does it, his thread. If not, I'll do it.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-27 11:25, Almighty_Envy wrote:
I wanna be superman!!!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/tenchiova-07-0333.jpg

[Almighty_Envy]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/Sasami.gif

[Tact]

Wait, what, huh?

[VanHalen]

I say we roleplay this. Just randomly act out what we would do based on actions and phrases.

[Zero-mx]

I'd be down.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Tact - Annoying, cat-hermaphrodite secondary character.

Oran1324 - Stylish vampire who lives in the attic.

Charmander02 - The Asian man.

AlexCraig - Deity.

RoninCooper - The guy who appears from time to time with his own theme music.

VanHalen - Main character, deals all you these guys.

Sord - Super smart, shape-shifting psychopath.

DikkyRay - Cute, lovable little brother. Ladies dig 'em.

Sgt_Shliggy - Ultra cool, smooth talker who just can't get a girl.

Almighty_Envy - ???

Zero-mx - That guy who tries to foil the main character.

[Almighty_Envy]

OOOO I GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zero-mx]

Good job, cookies on the house!

[Almighty_Envy]

and i lost it >.>

How come Rena doesnt have a part?

Make one up for her.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Rena gets to make her own part ;o

You still need a role. And it's not superman. Maybe Captain Underpants-style "I think I have powers?"

[VanHalen]

Cause Rena isn't here.....?

Anyways, to I live in an apartment? One of those fancy sitcom ones?

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[Almighty_Envy]

Hence i said " Make one up for her"

Now go Van, think

[DikkyRay]

On 2007-06-27 11:48, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Rena gets to make her own part ;o

You still need a role. And it's not superman. Maybe Captain Underpants-style "I think I have powers?"

But hes able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie!

[Almighty_Envy]

NUUUUUUUUUUUU

I want this

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/970374270_l.gif

[VanHalen]

Do a live in a fancy sitcom apartment?

[Zero-mx]

It should be either an apartment or rented house.

[Almighty_Envy]

Wahhhh i wanna have super powers T_T!!!!!!!


On 2007-06-26 15:33, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Base stolen from Kitsune http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif*

Name:Envy
Race: Human/ Demon Hybrid - Humanoid
Gender: Male
Height: average
Physical description/picture: White hair/Black Eyebrows, Demonic white/gray eyes. Wears a white/blue/black cloak looking thing. Black shoe-like footwear.

Bio: The ender existance,the beginning of life. Destroyed thousands of Earth and Space settlements.

Fighting style: Mysterious and powerfull.
Weapons/tools: Energy sword. One handed energy beam. Thousand Blade rush. Flash strike.
Skills: Close range teleportation. Transformation to Darkness. Flying/Hovering.

Morphed to Darkness:

Gets a big boost in Dark form.

Eyes glow pure red,clothes get stained in Black and Blood red. The heavens crash and thunder in the wake of him.

Make me peas http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif



like that wahhhhhh

[Sgt_Shligger]

Or maybe you live in a great, big ol' boarding house, where all these different people have to get along!

[VanHalen]

We need a landlord for my apartment or rented house.

Envy I don't think we need to fight each other in this comedy o_o

[VanHalen]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif that's kinda more fun.

[Almighty_Envy]

How bout that guy from Chobits?

U know something like that guy who has sumomo and lives next door to that other guy who has chii <.<

Somehting like that http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[DikkyRay]

Like Hey Arnold!

[Almighty_Envy]

No

[Sgt_Shligger]

Yes, like hey arnold!

But with a shape-shifting madman!

Envy can be the magician who swears magic is real!

[DikkyRay]

Van-meetings in an hour

[Wyndham]

Base stolen from Kitsune

Name: Wyndham
Race: Vampire
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10
Physical description/picture: black hair just past shoulderblades/Black Eyebrows, black eyes. Wears black jeans, black dress shirt, and black boots.

Bio: A young vampire who loves Nintendo and Dice
Fighting style: defensive sword-style usinng a DS, and dice as throwiing weapons.
Weapons/tools: DS and Dice
Skills: after drinking blood, strength increases

[VanHalen]

Idk if I can make it. I have to go in a bit. If I can I'ma rushin

[Almighty_Envy]

Can i throw sh*t with my mind?

and like do house hold chores and stuff with telikenesis?

[Almighty_Envy]

I see what ya did there ;o.

Im gonna go to soon, FKL has like 5 people active and is kinda boring me ;(

[Wyndham]

On 2007-06-27 12:04, Almighty_Envy wrote:
I see what ya did there ;o.

Im gonna go to soon, FKL has like 5 people active and is kinda boring me ;(


more people will show up if you wait.

[Tact]

Rena is the resident Love Freak (she's taking my job, grrrr.) and/or slicer of people.

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 11:59, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Yes, like hey arnold!

But with a shape-shifting madman!

Envy can be the magician who swears magic is real!


>_> I'ma gonna kill any long nosed, tall haired, football headed, or ugly ass pigtailed people I see

[Zero-mx]

Yup

[Tact]

On 2007-06-27 12:06, Sord wrote:
>_> I'ma gonna kill any long nosed, tall haired, football headed, or ugly ass pigtailed people I see



With a spork?

[DikkyRay]

On 2007-06-27 12:01, VanHalen wrote:
Idk if I can make it. I have to go in a bit. If I can I'ma rushin


;o oh thats great. Co-founder and you arent even showing http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif
gaaar....

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-27 12:05, Tact wrote:
Rena is the resident Love Freak (she's taking my job, grrrr.) and/or slicer of people.



Yeah Rena is a bit http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif


And fine il wait

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 12:07, Tact wrote:

On 2007-06-27 12:06, Sord wrote:
>_> I'ma gonna kill any long nosed, tall haired, football headed, or ugly ass pigtailed people I see



With a spork?


hell yes, I'll be showing them what a real weapon can do http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

So hold on, people are actually going to make up an FKL Sitcom or am I reading this wrong?

[Wyndham]

On 2007-06-27 12:08, Tact wrote:
So hold on, people are actually going to make up an FKL Sitcom or am I reading this wrong?


I hope it happens.

[VanHalen]

We're gonna roleplay it in your thread http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

I think we should set up some rules though.

[Tact]

Wait, we need 3 or 4 people just to be the laugh track.

[Almighty_Envy]

Rena could be like,

The one who is so happy and joyous about everything until she sees someone die and then she freaks out and is evil and kills people with her cleaver, until one by one everyone in the house is dissapearing.

After a few "episodes" we all come back as ghosts and continue to live in the house with that satanic Ryuugu Rena.

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 12:10, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Rena could be like,

The one who is so happy and joyous about everything until she sees someone die and then she freaks out and is evil and kills people with her cleaver, until one by one everyone in the house is dissapearing.

After a few "episodes" we all come back as ghosts and continue to live in the house with that satanic Ryuugu Rena.


if seeing death triggers her homocidal state, I'll be inviting her over constantly >_>

[VanHalen]

I think we can have someone put for example

"Woah look at that fish!" *fish slaps Sord*
*laughter* or http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 12:12, VanHalen wrote:
I think we can have someone put for example

"Woah look at that fish!" *fish slaps Sord*
*laughter* or http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif




...
*guts the guy like a fish who slapped me with a fish*

[Tact]

Okay, when do we start? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

AHAHAHAH

SOrd gor FIsh slapped xD

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 12:13, Almighty_Envy wrote:
AHAHAHAH

SOrd gor FIsh slapped xD


I found your role, you can be my first victim.



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[VanHalen]

After this commerical.

[Tact]

So Sord's the murderer?

[VanHalen]

On 2007-06-27 12:13, Sord wrote:

On 2007-06-27 12:12, VanHalen wrote:
I think we can have someone put for example

"Woah look at that fish!" *fish slaps Sord*
*laughter* or http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif




...
*guts the guy like a fish who slapped me with a fish*



It was just an example http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Look at that though, I made you a star!

[Almighty_Envy]

Hey im a Telekinetic magician so watch urself http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 12:15, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Hey im a Telekinetic magician so watch urself http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif


okay, tell me, can you control what you read or does it just come to you?

[Tact]

I have...claws. Rawr?

[Wyndham]

someone do a commercial.

[Tact]

...diet GOD! The same taste as regular GOD but with 0% of the sugar! Get diet GOD today!

*announcer voice* And now back to As the FKL Spams...

[VanHalen]

Oh and if you have to go, since I think this is set in a boarding house, you should say
"Oh well I'm going to this *insert room name*". Then come back later by walking in!

If it is of walking distance of course, otherwise use the phone http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Yay? or Nay?

[Almighty_Envy]

I g2g or else id say something else with an extremly long sentance sord.

[Wyndham]

"are you tired of having your head cut off by trouts? and the inevitable heart attacks that come with eating granite? then go live in a cave!"
*jingle"

[VanHalen]

*sits on the couch watching tv*

[Wyndham]

*Wyndham walks into the living room*
hey.
whats on tv?

[Tact]

*walks into the room*

*gasp, then point to a pile of stuff on the carpet* Van, what is this mess!?

[Sord]

Are you lonely?
Do you lack awesome in your life?
Are you a pathetic poster trying to scrounge a reputation out of your pitiful attempts of humor?

If so, the Order of the Spork does not want you. You are a nuisance and not fit to be around anyone. Never attend one of our services, or you will have your eye's sporked out and shoved down your throat.

[end commercial]
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

How many commercials are we going to have?

[DikkyRay]

Big brother! Onii-chan! Where are you?

[VanHalen]

Meh I'll clean it later right now I'm watching the Price is Right.

[Sord]

[TV network]as many as we can allow to both simutaniously drag out the series and maximize advertisements to increase payload

[Tact]

Ooh, fun fun. The Price is Right! But wait, didn't Bob Barker leave?

*sits down on the couch* Wait a sec...is that Bill Gates?

[Wyndham]

"it is!"
*looks closely*
"why are there ads for "clickle me Billmo" everywhere?"

[DikkyRay]

Onii-Chan! There are some pretty girls here to see you!

[VanHalen]

Yeah Bob left. Pretty sad day cause of that.

They brought in Bill cause they thought he can boost the shows ratings up. It was him or Rosie O'Donell

[VanHalen]

Pretty girls you say http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Ew, Rosie. *swipes at the air* Well, I'll be in the kitchen making sandwiches or something.

*leaves*

[DikkyRay]

am i even being heard by you two?!?!?

(laugh track)

or havent we started yet. What channel is the price is right?

[AlexCraig]

.....

[Wyndham]

"who hid the garlic in my bed?"
"when I woke up, my leg was hurting."

[DikkyRay]

Onee-chan (tact. lol) can i have a sammich?

[Tact]

Note: We also might want to cut to other locations every once in a while. Since Van's supposed to be the main character, maybe he'll handle it.

[Sord]

another note: most likely this will get no where without some minor plot control

[Tact]

Eh. Another job for Van then. He is the main character after all. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DikkyRay]

onii-chaaaaaaaaan. Im hungweeeeee

[Wyndham]

"if youre that hungry, eat an apple.

[DikkyRay]

but onii-chan makes sammiches with luuuuuuuff

[Tact]

*yells from the kitchen* Give me a sec, will ya!? I just got here! *grumble* Why does this stupid hallway have to be so big, anyway? It takes me a full minute just to get from the living room to the kitchen, and there's nothing in between!

[Wyndham]

what kind of sandwiches?

[DikkyRay]

onii-chan yelled at me! *cries*

(audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww)

[Sord]

*walks into the kitchen, hands mildly covered in blood. I begin to wash them off in the sink*
Hey Tact, found some more of those futa-cat-people lovers. I uh, took care of them for you.
*after washing hands pulls a vial of special chemicals out of a belt pouch and washes the sink with the solution*
there, that should remove any trace. well, anyways, I see they made you their kitchen slave.


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[VanHalen]

*Tact in kitchen making sandwiches*

[Tact]

*from the kitchen* Come to the kitchen and find out, you slacker! *prepares sandwiches*

[Wyndham]

*walks inn the kitchem*
"aw, Sord, why kill people when you can lock them in the basement and feed them muffins through a holer in the floor?"

[Sord]

normally I would do that, but I have a particular dislike for futa lovers.

[Wyndham]

well, i guess it makes sense.

[Tact]

Oh, thanks, Sord! They can get kind of annoying when I'm running my errands. Oh, and Oran, muffins are too good for prisoners.

Note: Wait, if I'm a hermaphrodite, do I have a female voice, a male voice, or a mix of both?

[VanHalen]

*yells to the kitchen* Hey Sord! You got in! You said we were going out for dinner tonight, any places? I got money to chip in for the bill.

[Wyndham]

(male voice, of course).

[VanHalen]

A mix of both would be funny.

Anyway guys I'll be right back, I have to help Dikky with this science project.

[Sord]

No problem Tact.

*yells to Halen*
well, I could go for some mexican stir fryed rappy at that one place, what was it... Rapotle Grill? (pronounced similar to "chipotle grill")

note answer:you can have either or, depending on wether you have more estrogen or testosterone

[Zero-mx]

*looks around*
Where's that loser Van? He still has my video games...
*stalks off*

[Tact]

Alright, finally done with the sandwiches. BLTs, ham, and we can't forget wacko sandwiches! *starts stacking them up on a nice silver tray*

[Wyndham]

what's in the wacko?

[Tact]

On 2007-06-27 12:59, Sord wrote:
note answer:you can have either or, depending on wether you have more estrogen or testosterone



Haha, that sounds fun. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Oran, the wacko sandwich is made of wackos, silly! Pure wacko between two slices of bread. Of course, you might go crazy for about a half hour after consumption. *looks at the floor* Oh, and don't touch the plate. I forgot you were practically allergic to silver.

[Almighty_Envy]

Hey hey hey!!!

Envy's back http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Let the party comence! OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

[Wyndham]

no, it's werewolves that cant touch silver, actually.


*grabs a BLT*


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[Sord]

...crazy for half an hour you say?

*pulls out a spork and sticks it into a Wacko sandwich, pulling it off the stack and eating it*

well, this should tide me over until Van get's back and we can go eat. Good flavor by the way, excelent Wacko vintage sandwich meat.

[Tact]

Oh, right. Sorry! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

Well then, feel free to touch the plate. It might even serve as a circular saw if you throw it hard enough. And I'm glad you like it, Sord! Just don't kill any of us.



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[Sord]

don't worry about it, I have enough crazy in me already I've learned to bottle it in for when I need it. Which is actually later this evening. The local police chief as recently died... without anyone knowing but me... but they aren't going to think he's dead at the station, heh heh. I plan to raise quite a ruckus in his form, should keep the pigs off my case for awhile.





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[Wyndham]

*finishes sammich*
that was pretty yummy.

[Tact]

Okay guys, now what? I suggest we throw what's left at Dikky. Seriously, I should at least be Onii-san! That and he'll have his sandwiches.

[Sord]

I concur Tact, let's do so. *puts razor blades in the sandwiches I'm gonna throw*

[Wyndham]

why razor blades? why not an electric razor?

[Tact]

Okay guys, are you ready?

3...2...1...GO! *throws 5 sandwiches at Dikky, who seems to be glued to the TV*

[Sord]

*launches sandwiches at Dikky using a surprsingly accurate giant rubber spork*

[Tact]

*turns and stares at the spork* Where did you get that?

[Wyndham]

I haven't seen sporks since taco bell switched to forks.

[Tact]

Then that makes Taco Bell a bunch of heathens. *wacko appears in a symbol chat above the cat-hermaphrodite's head*

[Sord]

I made it by using a special synthetic form of rubber I developed. My original intent was to create a rubber that could withstand long stretch tension before breaking and snapping back at my uhhh, special guests', heads. It wound up working to well, as most of the time it snapped their neck if it hit them. So I used it to make this spork flinger instead.



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[Mayu]

0_0

[Tact]

I'm sure that would still hurt if that hit you by itself.
*thinks for a moment**breaks into female voice* Aw, crap! We're just making more of a mess for me to clean! *wags finger at Sord* No more throwing sandwiches, Sord! Unless you're willing to help me clean up, that is.

[Sord]

(what a perfect way for a secondary character to be annoying)

Eh, fine, it's not like Dikky is reacting. He's just sitting there acting like a zombie. You really should scold him about watching TV like that, there's no way it's healthy for him.



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[Wyndham]

Im getting thirsty. *looks around*

[Zero-mx]

*walks in*
Why is there sandwich all over the floor?

[Almighty_Envy]

Hey Renas alive...


Yeah wtf is up with the samiches, i stepped in a wacko when i walked back into the thread.

[Tact]

*walks in a huff into the TV room with a few garbage bags* Perfect! You two, help me pick up this junk. *hands them a garbage bag and then starts picking up chunks of sandwich*

[Zero-mx]

Someone needs to clean this up.
*looks around*

[Sord]

hmmm *morphs into a random pedestrian and begins to leave* I gotta go get rid of the crazy, it's causing some fierce indigestion. If you need me, I'll be at the pigs' trough.

[Wyndham]

I'm not cleaning it. >_>

[Mayu]

I just got here :_:

[Almighty_Envy]

NOT IT

[Wyndham]

well, Ill be back later. *walks up to the attic*

[Tact]

Too late, Zero and Envy. You guys were in the room when I got here, so you're helping clean it up! Oh, Rena, good to see you. *evil glare* You're helping too.

[Mayu]

whaaaa NOOOOOO

~Slashes your nose <.< Meow!

[Almighty_Envy]

* Throws the garbage up into the attic with dice boi *

Done and done

[Tact]

That's it. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif I'm tired of being pushed around here! If you guys want a clean house, clean it yourself. *leaves*

[Zero-mx]

I don't take orders from you.
*walks away into kitchen*

[Zero-mx]

*from kitchen*
Is this Van's booze? I'm taking it.
*walks through other room and leaves, probably to own room*

[Almighty_Envy]

Ive done my part. What now...

Combat Practice!!!
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/AlmightyEnvy/970374270_l.gif

[Sord]

Meanwhile at the pigs trough Police HQ...

Cop #1: Hey chief, brought those donuts you asked for.

Sord/Chief form: Thanks Dugan. Now then, please take a seat, and you might want to close the office door bhind you.

Dugan closes the office door, then sits down in the guest chair, a little nervous.

Sord/Chief form: Dugan, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You see, I just don't like you. You are a right pain in the ass. I'm afraid we're going to have to cut you off the force.

Dugan: but, but, but Sir! I have a wife and two kids, I can't afford to lose my job! And what happened to all those great moments we had. Remember the time at the bar, you know!.

Sord is stunned in silence

Dugan: What? Don't you pretend like you don't know what we did back there! You promised you would keep it close to your heart! You promised me you wouldn't let the memory fade away.

Sord/Chief form: ... I say that to all the officers on the force.

Dugan: You think I don't know that? But you were genuine back there. It was certainly genuine to me at least! How could you do this to me chief? Why? I made my specialty, my greatest masterpiece, topped with whipped cream and cherry! I even gave you the special silver spoon to eat it with because I know how much you love to eat whipped cream!

Sord/Chief form: But don't you see, that was your error. You gave me a fork. You dared to blasphemy the name of Spork by serving something deemed a masterpiece with a spoon! Now then Dugan, I am removing you from the force, permanently.

Sord stands up and walks around behind Dugan, pulling a small syringe out of his police utility belt. He quickly jams it into Dugan's neck, filling his vocal chords with a paralyzing toxin, disabling his vocal chords. The last thing the man managed to see before losing his voice was “was my... vodka sundae... really that bad?”

Sord: yes

Later that day a news report was aired. Apparently 3 dead officers were found at the police station, stashed away under the Chief's desk The Chief himself has also gone missing, and the cops are currently on full alert looking for him. They have not yet released if the Chief is being considered a suspect. More updates will follow as this story progresses.

Side Note: honestly, cops are (usually) good guys and I wish no ill will or harm to them in RL, that is all

[Tact]

*is watching the news report on a portable TV* Oh my! What could've happened? *sigh* I'd better ask the people back at the house, they're sure to know something.

[Almighty_Envy]

" My spidey sense is tingling!

Id better go lock that front door "

[Zero-mx]

*is writing "Van did it" on the wall facing the door*

[Almighty_Envy]

* Throws Zero aside *

"There we go. All locked up tight http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif"

[Zero-mx]

*stalks off*

[Almighty_Envy]

* Teleports to the kitchen *

Whats for food around here!

Rena make me a samich!!!!!

[Zero-mx]

*comes back*
I told you no teleporting in the house!
Stop being lazy!

[Almighty_Envy]

Awww v.v

[Tact]

*arrives at the house and reaches for the doorknob* Finally, home sweet home.

*click. click click click click* Locked. Oh well. I have a key! *reaches into a chest pocket, takes out a key, and uses it to unlock the door*

Hey guys, I'm- WHO wrote on this wall!? *laugh track* No! You, shut up! All of you! I can see you behind that camera there! *throws a shoe at the audience*

[Almighty_Envy]

* Pushes tact outside the door and grabs the key from his hand *

Ownd O.o

[Tact]

*walks back in and grabs the key again, then walks to his/her room*
You forgot to re-lock it.

[Mayu]

Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
------>Special

Meow!

-Slashes Envy madly in the face <.< Then stabs his stomach, ripping out the organs

I throw it at Sord http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Tact]

*sticks head outside the door* I hope you know you're cleaning that up! *goes back in to play some video games*

[Sord]

*As if my some mad plot hole, Sord is there to catch the organs, and stashes them away in a container marked "Christmas Tree Decorations."*

Why thanks Rena, glad to see you back to your self.

[VanHalen]

*walks in the door*
Hey guys, whats going on in here http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif.

Wait, who wrote on this wall?

[Mayu]

o.0 meow??

Meow!! <3 everyone

[DikkyRay]

im sorry onee-chan. I cute girl was hear and we were...uhmm.....

[Sord]

stop trying to insinuate things Dikky, it was Zero -_-

[VanHalen]

Working on your science project I hope. Wait what did you do it on?

[DikkyRay]

no mr sord! thats the point! I didnt see who did it!

[Sord]

why do I always seem to misinterpret what you say, but never anyone else : /

*throws a sharpened spork at Dikky for the hell of it*

[Tact]

Well, whoever did it is cleaning it up. And I was gone at the time.

[VanHalen]

Zero? What the heck was he doing here? Nevermind, Sord are we still going to that Mexican restuarant?

[Mayu]

meow!!! <.<

~Throws a rock at Van

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 14:50, VanHalen wrote:
Zero? What the heck was he doing here? Nevermind, Sord are we still going to that Mexican restuarant?


yes, to the Rapotle Grill! *checks wallet for cash* alright, ready to go! stir fry rappy here I come

[Tact]

You know, Van, I don't think I should go. You know, the whole cat-hermaphrodite thing.



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[VanHalen]

Come on it will be fun. I'll get the car.

[Tact]

Fine...but if anyone runs in fear I'm never going there again.

[Sord]

alright go tact man... erm... girl... eh... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[DikkyRay]

On 2007-06-27 14:52, Tact wrote:
You know, Van, I don't think I should go. You know, the whole cat-hermaphrodite thing.



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Can i go out with the female portion?
And can i come whereever we are going?

[Wyndham]

*walks in* what in Sega Genesis is going on here?

[Tact]

*breaks into female voice again* You know, I'm not sure I should be going out with the "little brother" in this sitcom. Sorry! *wink*

[DikkyRay]

awww but isnt me calling you onii-chan making you somehow fall for me like in usual romantic comedies?

[VanHalen]

Sure Dikky, we're all going. *starts up car and drives out the driveway*
Umm how do we get to Rapotle Grill?

[Almighty_Envy]

Aww Rena is still nice v.v

[Wyndham]

Rena? you there?

[Tact]

Ask Sord, I don't know the way to this restaurant.

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[DikkyRay]

I heard theres something called a "Skin bar" on 5th avenue. Onii-chan and onee-chan, whats that?

[VanHalen]

Come on guys give me directions.

[Mayu]

meow? what http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif meow meow

[Almighty_Envy]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Rena died!!?

[Wyndham]

what kind of stuff do you like to eat?
fish and seafood, or meat and that kind of thing?

[Tact]

Uh, I'm not sure little people like you should know about those. They do very naughty things there.

[Mayu]

Meow you can take a Right off meow str

after that you take a left

DO NOT TAKE THE RIGHT, There is a psycho nick named Envious Envy he shoots people for no reason

then you should get there http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Wyndham]

I'm getting hungry. >_<

[Sgt_Shligger]

*Dashes in*

Van! I haven't seen you in the longest time! How long has it been? 2 years since college? We have so much to. . . Hey, who's your furry friend over their ;o

*Pulls out switchblade comb and flicks it through hair*

[VanHalen]

We're getting Mexican food tonight. Probably some fried Rappy wings.

[VanHalen]

*uses directions Rena gave*

[Tact]

Yay, bird! *claps hands* Cats love birds. :wacko symbol chat:

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 15:05, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
*Dashes in*

Van! I haven't seen you in the longest time! How long has it been? 2 years since college? We have so much to. . . Hey, who's your furry friend over their ;o

*Pulls out switchblade comb and flicks it through hair*


you just dashed right into a moving vehicle >_>

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-06-27 15:07, Sord wrote:

On 2007-06-27 15:05, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
*Dashes in*

Van! I haven't seen you in the longest time! How long has it been? 2 years since college? We have so much to. . . Hey, who's your furry friend over their ;o

*Pulls out switchblade comb and flicks it through hair*


you just dashed right into a moving vehicle >_>



You guys are at the resturant though ;(

[VanHalen]

Oh snap! Shiggy! Are you ok?

[Sord]

On 2007-06-27 15:07, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:

On 2007-06-27 15:07, Sord wrote:

On 2007-06-27 15:05, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
*Dashes in*

Van! I haven't seen you in the longest time! How long has it been? 2 years since college? We have so much to. . . Hey, who's your furry friend over their ;o

*Pulls out switchblade comb and flicks it through hair*


you just dashed right into a moving vehicle >_>



You guys are at the resturant though ;(


i think that hit addled your brain, we just got directions a moment ago.

[Wyndham]

*shows up in the restaurant*
I wonder what I'll get.

[Tact]

Uh, Shligg. His "furry friend" is me.

[Sgt_Shligger]

*plays along, acts hurt*

Yeah. . . *cough* I should be ok. . . Maybe your furry cat friend over there can- Help me out *cough/wink*

[VanHalen]

Oh http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

*gets off Rena's directions and goes on Sord's arrives at resturant* Sorry gotta speed stuff up for the Shilggler.

[Sord]

okay, now we're here, and just to make Sgt play along with my side of the story I'll pay for his dinner... or no more then $10 of it

[Tact]

Well, I'm hungry. *walks into the restaurant, steps on Shligg along the way* *silence*

Okay, people, now you can laugh. *laugh track*

[VanHalen]

Wait. *pauses*.

Shiggy hit
Or meet Shiggy at the resturant?

[Sgt_Shligger]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Well, you guys got room for one more? I'm awfullly hungry.

[Mayu]

~Speed rushes to Van's Car

~Jumps on top of it
- can I join meow meow http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-06-27 15:04, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Meow you can take a Right off meow str

after that you take a left

DO NOT TAKE THE RIGHT, There is a psycho nick named Envious Envy he shoots people for no reason

then you should get there http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif



Awww. I needed fresh meat T_T