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Tact
Jul 22, 2007, 07:19 AM
*Kirby Air Ride, Air Glider theme plays* (Seriously, it sounds like a news show theme!)

*lights turn on, showing a cat-hermaphrodite sitting at a desk*

Hello everyone, and welcome to the FKL Weekly News. We bring you reports from all of last week and some of today! For our first story, it seems that Touhou: Perfect Cherry Blossom is on the rise in FKL, and that Gunz seems to have been relegated into obscurity.

(So, yeah, guys. I'm going to start these threads as summaries of what happened each week in FKL, and you guys are free to jump in and add news stories too! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif)

Tykwa
Jul 22, 2007, 08:18 AM
I got owned in Gears

Meyfei
Jul 22, 2007, 09:01 AM
wooot news tact

Tact
Jul 22, 2007, 09:03 AM
*arranges papers* And in other news, Dhylec has returned from his battle against the savage empire of...oh, sorry folks. He was just on vacation.

CrimsomWolf
Jul 22, 2007, 09:06 AM
Certainly better than f@#^(@! CNN


Well done.....

CrimsomWolf
Jul 22, 2007, 09:23 AM
*scratches head* anyone there??????

I hope there will be continuation, right? *sniff*

Meyfei
Jul 22, 2007, 09:42 AM
Dont worry thats my goal in life to continue all forums, lets help eachother k?
Also Tact hear any news about me?

Tact
Jul 22, 2007, 11:03 AM
You know guys, I said in the opening post that you could contribute news stories, be a reporter also, etc. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

PhotonDrop
Jul 22, 2007, 11:04 AM
IT'S GO'N RAIN

Tact
Jul 22, 2007, 11:07 AM
...And now for the weather. *walks over to a green screen*

*point* Now, in the central region of FKL we have about a 60% chance of wacko showers. *gestures to one side* And in the south there is a disapprove hailstorm. Don't say anything stupid, people, or you run the risk of getting pelted! If you live in the northeastern area, you're in luck. You'll be getting sun all day today. Go on out to the Rubby Beach.

Meyfei
Jul 22, 2007, 11:36 AM
ZOMG i live to the northeast lets go play beach volley ball <sends everyone train/airplane tickets>

Almighty_Envy
Jul 22, 2007, 11:37 AM
I chocked a possum to death.

UnderscoreX
Jul 22, 2007, 11:47 AM
SUP GUYS, EVIL KNIEVEL HERE TELLING YOU TO PLAY IT SAFE THIS SUMMER.
CATCH ME ON FKL AT MIDNIGHT AS I TRY TO JUMP THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
THEN CATCH ME AT 1AM AS BANG YOUR MOM.



















WOOOOOO
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AlexCraig
Jul 22, 2007, 12:20 PM
In the http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Weather Report, my room is cold. I don't see why Toaster wants the fan on all night?

Sord
Jul 22, 2007, 12:30 PM
This is Sord once again, covering the series of brutal murders that has been sweeping the area lately. It seems another ten people have diapeared within the week. Thirteen others have been found dead in various areas, usually in places where the sight of their mutilated bodies would cause mental scars, such as in a kindergarden class. One child woke up to find his mother dead, laying beside him, with a knife in her head. Tacked onto her arm was a note that said "It's all your fault son."

No leads have been made on the cause of these murders. Ever since the majority of the police department was slaughtered last month, we have been severely lacking reports on the whereabouts of this case. It appears the police are very hesitant to investigate these matters, as everyone that does winds up dead and appears bolted to a wall near the police headquarters the next morning. The general opinion of the cops is that these murders have been planned and thought out by a group of people, though it is unknown for what prupose. Many believe due to the brutality and widescale spread of the murders, either a cult is to blame or a terror cell is trying to intimidate local government forces.

We will keep you updated as more progress is made in this case.

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Tact
Jul 22, 2007, 12:34 PM
Haha, Sord. You out killing more people?

As for the travel news, it's a great time to fly _Ted_ Airlines to the western region of FKL. The new theme park Wackoland is open, complete with the GODpark, Disapprove Studios, and the Anime Kingdom.

AlexCraig
Jul 22, 2007, 12:35 PM
Only 200@ to get in http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Meyfei
Jul 22, 2007, 02:06 PM
~dials 687-3354~ hello? I dialed a random number, is this the FKL news?
.... i have this ticket saying i won 1000@

AlexCraig
Jul 22, 2007, 02:20 PM
Ticket to what, caller?