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BlueDagger
Jul 22, 2007, 09:26 PM
"I set out, blade in hand, and a thirst for blood in my mouth... I would conquor the FKL this fine evening..."

These are the words of BlueDagger - would-be ruler of the FKL.

On July 22, 2007 he left his home-kingdom and travelled far, far away to the landfill of fresh kills. He viewed his surroundiongs carefully, seeing that the current front-page line-up consisted of much spam - nothing strange for such a place... However, something wasn't right... There was one topic that was locked. Such a thread would be very difficult to conquor - but it could be dealt with later.

He dashed into battle, conquoring thread after thread - topic after topic. The residents tried to resist, and battled bravely - it was a fine battle indeed.

Soon over half the FKL was conquored, but a wise man by the name of "Craig" - "Alex Craig" made reason with the warlord...

No one knows what happened that evening, but the warlord has yet to return, leaving the FKL in a momentarily peaceful state...
AlexCraig
Jul 22, 2007, 09:28 PM
*Applaudes*
Jaysky
Jul 22, 2007, 09:29 PM
Umm... Kay.
BlueDagger
Jul 22, 2007, 09:43 PM
I shall be a great author one day! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Shadowpawn
Jul 22, 2007, 09:48 PM
That thy shall. Until then lets us make marry, and partake of blessed divinity encapsulated within aluminum!
DikkyRay
Jul 22, 2007, 09:53 PM
lawl shadow.
FKLSwim
PJ
Jul 22, 2007, 10:09 PM
On 2007-07-22 19:26, BlueDagger wrote:
A forum one and a half conquored(memoirs of a wailord)

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Toaster_Boy
Jul 22, 2007, 11:25 PM
Dagger! How many times have we told you not to be reading those Shakespear novels?
BlueDagger
Jul 23, 2007, 01:19 AM
The warlord Bluedagger sits in a shady cave. Tiny drops of water fall from the ceiling and into small puddles scattered about.
He sharpens his blade carefully, with a evil, crazed grin on his face.
Bluedagger is a pale man, for the little time he does spend under sunlight he is within the safety of his heavy platemail armor, which is layed neatly about the ground - still blood splattered from its wearer's recent battle.

He holds up his blade, dropping the wetstone in which he sharpened it. It shines from the little light that escapes from the darkness of the cave.
"Ahh... My beautiful weapon..." He begins "We shall conquor the FKL together..."
astuarlen
Jul 23, 2007, 01:27 AM
On 2007-07-22 20:09, PJ wrote:

On 2007-07-22 19:26, BlueDagger wrote:
A forum one and a half conquored(memoirs of a wailord)

http://serebii.net/diamondpearl/pokemon/321-m.png



PJ YOU HAVE A DANGEROUS OBSESSION
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 23, 2007, 02:57 AM
On 2007-07-22 19:26, BlueDagger wrote:
These are the words of BlueDagger - would-be ruler of the FKL.

Soon over half the FKL was conquored,


So FKL was rulered/conquored/and won today?

Best Birthday ever Sord?!