Who would win in a fight? ( movie characters )

[Almighty_Envy]

Blade v SpiderMan

Superman v The Hulk

Selene v Batman


Blade, vampire from the Blade movie series, has high tech vampire hunting gear.

Selene, vampire female from Underworld/Evolution, has guns.

So, who would win!?

[Siyamak]

eh, I'm gonna screw who would actually win and just put who I like over the other (though that doesn't actually mean i like them, just prefer them over the other)

Blade
The Hulk
Batman

[Almighty_Envy]

This (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/site/media/downloads/wallpapers/full/uw_wallpapers_selene1_1024x768.jpg) is Selene. Shes hawt <3

[Wyndham]

...hmmm...
..umm...
...err...
..umm...

...ME!

[Almighty_Envy]

I think

Blade
The Hulk
Selene

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 12:40, Almighty_Envy wrote:
This (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/site/media/downloads/wallpapers/full/uw_wallpapers_selene1_1024x768.jpg) is Selene. Shes hawt <3


hotness doesn't count much against batman, he's done about every one of his hot female villains and still beats them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[ShinMaruku]

Superman. That dude got hit by a nuke.



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[Solstis]

Batman would probably kill everyone by blowing up the core of the Earth (with Kryptonite), or something.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 12:44, Sord wrote:
On 2007-07-29 12:40, Almighty_Envy wrote:
This (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/site/media/downloads/wallpapers/full/uw_wallpapers_selene1_1024x768.jpg) is Selene. Shes hawt <3


hotness doesn't count much against batman, he's done about every one of his hot female villains and still beats them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Selene is a vampire and has more agility then humans.

She also knows karate and could break batmans neck.

It would be a fairly even fight, but in the end, who would hit a female vampire? I know i would http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/shaun-of-the-dead-trio.jpg

[Tact]

On 2007-07-29 13:03, Solstis wrote:
Batman would probably kill everyone by blowing up the core of the Earth (with Kryptonite), or something.



Batman has Kryptonite?

...well, we know who would win that fight now. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2003/09/26/ae-underworld.gif

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 13:06, Almighty_Envy wrote:
On 2007-07-29 12:44, Sord wrote:
On 2007-07-29 12:40, Almighty_Envy wrote:
This (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/site/media/downloads/wallpapers/full/uw_wallpapers_selene1_1024x768.jpg) is Selene. Shes hawt <3


hotness doesn't count much against batman, he's done about every one of his hot female villains and still beats them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Selene is a vampire and has more agility then humans.

She also knows karate and could break batmans neck.

It would be a fairly even fight, but in the end, who would hit a female vampire? I know i would http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


I'm fully aware of what Selene is, I've seen both movies 2 or 3 times. Batman has martial arts as well, so just knowing karate isn't goin to beat batman. Superhuman agility and strength is about the only advantage Selene has, but batman's also smart as hell and has some powerful weapons of his own. He didn't become a superhero without superpowers just by donning a costume.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 13:44, Sord wrote:
On 2007-07-29 13:06, Almighty_Envy wrote:
On 2007-07-29 12:44, Sord wrote:
On 2007-07-29 12:40, Almighty_Envy wrote:
This (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/site/media/downloads/wallpapers/full/uw_wallpapers_selene1_1024x768.jpg) is Selene. Shes hawt <3


hotness doesn't count much against batman, he's done about every one of his hot female villains and still beats them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Selene is a vampire and has more agility then humans.

She also knows karate and could break batmans neck.

It would be a fairly even fight, but in the end, who would hit a female vampire? I know i would http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


I'm fully aware of what Selene is, I've seen both movies 2 or 3 times. Batman has martial arts as well, so just knowing karate isn't goin to beat batman. Superhuman agility and strength is about the only advantage Selene has, but batman's also smart as hell and has some powerful weapons of his own. He didn't become a superhero without superpowers just by donning a costume.



Ive seen the moviez 30+ tymes! ;o

Selene could own Batman http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

as far as any actual battle goes, I'd say 50/50, I just want batman to win

[Weeaboolits]

Batman has a cape, so he wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 13:50, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Batman has a cape, so he wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



So does Selene http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
http://www.idwpublishing.com/titles/images/underworld3.jpg

[Siyamak]

no, that's a trench coat

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 13:52, Sord wrote:
no, that's a trench coat



Meh, trench coats are hot.

[Weeaboolits]

Trenchcoat is also awesome, but a cape is better, 'specially since his is shaped like giant bat wings. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

NO!

Selene is cooler!

[PhotonDrop]

1st fight: Blade, unless its the new "willing to kill" Spider-Man, then I'd say Spidey.

2nd fight: Depends on which Hulk it is. Supes has frequently taken down Hulk in crossover comics, but if the fight is Supes vs Warbound Hulk, then I'd say Hulk would win.

3rd fight: Batman.


To clear up some questions:

Batman has a blade made of Kryptonite incase Superman goes evil. He also knows not just "martial arts" but every form known to man. He pushes himself to the limit to be the best at everything. He's even conditioned himself to survive the vacuum of space for a certain amount of time. Even if Selene had a chance of beating Batman it would take her forever to do it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

well then, glad PD reads comics, or at least has better sources then I do. I'm seriously considering buying World War Hulk comics. I'm not much for the human character since I don't know a whole lot, but I really like the concept of the Hulk's powers.

[Mixfortune]

I sense a little bias in the initial nomination process.

[Almighty_Envy]

Selene has an advantage at night, and since bat man mostly does his work at night, Selene has an upper hand.

Selene also has higher agility strength and durability then Batman. She also has high tech guns and pretty good aim.

Even if Batman could dodge some bullets, he couldnt dodge them all.

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 14:07, Almighty_Envy wrote:

Selene also has higher agility strength and durability then Batman. She also has high tech guns and pretty good aim.



dude, almost everything of Batman's is pretty high tech, save for maybe a batarang. Granted by now they probably home in on things.

[Weeaboolits]

Batman'd use his Bat Bullet-Deflector, or sommat. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

How about these:

Selene v Spiderman

Hulk v superman

Batman v Blade

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 14:08, Sord wrote:
On 2007-07-29 14:07, Almighty_Envy wrote:

Selene also has higher agility strength and durability then Batman. She also has high tech guns and pretty good aim.



dude, almost everything of Batman's is pretty high tech, save for maybe a batarang. Granted by now they probably home in on things.



Selene can pin him down on ranged.

Her higher strength has him at close-quarters

Mid distance is probably Batman.

[Siyamak]

selene, because I just plain hate spidey, though I haven't heard of this new "Willing to kill" spidey

Hulk, because I like him and they've both won and lost matches in various crossovers (least that's what my friends tell me)

blade and batman, tough call... I'd still root for batman.

[PhotonDrop]

A majority of Batman's villains tote guns, and he's taken them down countless times. Nothing that makes Selene who she is makes no difference, its nothing new to Batman. If he can go toe-to-toe with people that have enough power to literally destroy the planet there's no way Selene has a chance at beating him.

[Almighty_Envy]

How about this last round:

Selene V Blade

Superman V Batman

Hulk V Spiderman

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 14:13, PhotonDrop wrote:
A majority of Batman's villains tote guns, and he's taken them down countless times. Nothing that makes Selene who she is makes no difference, its nothing new to Batman. If he can go toe-to-toe with people that have enough power to literally destroy the planet there's no way Selene has a chance at beating him.


and if it's anything like some of the movies and comics, he'll sleep with her or have a fling at least once http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb2/Lee_Jan_Fan/gh06.gif

[PhotonDrop]

Ah, now the first match is pretty even! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif I can't pick between those two.

Batman has the potential to beat Superman, but that's fan bullshit so I'm saying Supes.

Spidey wins as long as it's not Warbound Hulk. Way too much agility for Savage Hulk to handle, but Warbound Hulk is stronger than he's ever been, intelligent, and pretty swift for a guy his size.

[DikkyRay]

for the third http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Blade. Sonce his awesomeness cannot be matched. And hes a vampire hunter.
Batman. Seeing as though Supermans all, "LOL I GOT POWERZ" and batman doesnt fucking eed them to be badass
Spiderman, caus ehis wit in Marvel Ultimate Alliance is unmatched
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

Great Lake Avengers! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-07-29 14:18, Sord wrote:
Great Lake Avengers! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Don't even bring them into the equation! Thats just not fair XD

[Almighty_Envy]

Considering Selene's physical powers, it is also shown she performing various other superhuman abilities, tying into her vampiric strength and such as using her super strength, to pin Michael against a wall, several feet off of the ground, perform spectacular leaps on numerous occasions, striking her enemies with tremendous force (for example, knocking and throwing four armed Hungarian Police Officers around like they were rag dolls; and killing two younger Vampires with just a strike or two),and after ingesting Alexander Corvinus' blood; being able to lift people with one arm and go toe to toe with Marcus in his Hybrid Form.

She also survived taking a shotgun blast to the stomach, without being phased by it.

Selene has killed 2 head vampires. Theres no doubt that at night she has an advantage.

[Weeaboolits]

I'm still rooting for the Green Hornet, no particular reason behind this, though. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 14:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
On 2007-07-29 14:18, Sord wrote:
Great Lake Avengers! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Don't even bring them into the equation! Thats just not fair XD


it would be funny as hell though http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Solstis]

My fanboy-dar is going off.

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-07-29 14:20, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Selene has killed 2 head vampires. Theres no doubt that at night she has an advantage.


And Batman has gone toe-to-toe Karate Kid, a boy from the future with no real super-power other than knowing every form of martial arts known to man, the ones that haven't been invented yet, and can stop an earthquake just by stomping on the ground just right.

Batman always wins.


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[Siyamak]

squirrel girl will sick a massive army of, well, squirrels, on all of you till you beg for mercy! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif She even beat Dr. Doom and Thanos among other powerful villains http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[PhotonDrop]

EDIT: yeah! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

There's just no beating her. You could beat the rest of the team but as soon as Squirrel Girl comes in... Game Over man, game over http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 14:30, PhotonDrop wrote:
EDIT: yeah! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

There's just no beating her. You could beat the rest of the team but as soon as Squirrel Girl comes in... Game Over man, game over http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


i know, that's why I brought her up. Mr. Immortal could be a real pain in the ass though. Even if he couldn't hurt you, he could still bug you for all eternity http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/mystery_men/_group_photos/ben_stiller5.jpg

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 14:27, PhotonDrop wrote:
On 2007-07-29 14:20, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Selene has killed 2 head vampires. Theres no doubt that at night she has an advantage.


And Batman has gone toe-to-toe Karate Kid, a boy from the future with no real super-power other than knowing every form of martial arts known to man, the ones that haven't been invented yet, and can stop an earthquake just by stomping on the ground just right.

Batman always wins.



Pfft, Selene took a shotgun to the stomach.

[Shattered_weasel]

On 2007-07-29 12:37, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Blade v SpiderMan

Superman v The Hulk

Selene v Batman



Movie Version

Spider-Man
Superman
Batman

Comic Version

Spider-Man
Superman
Batman

[Almighty_Envy]

Batman has been around longer so its unfair http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

Envy, Batman has a nutload of equipment, odds are he has some silver or Holy Water in that utility belt. In all seriousness, he'd end up winning. . . We have to be fair, if she gets unreal vampire night time super fun powers, Batman gets vehicles XD

Also, Batman has the potential to beat Superman because he always carries a piece of Kryptonite on him. . ."Just in case."

[Tact]

On 2007-07-29 17:44, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Envy, Batman has a nutload of equipment, odds are he has some silver or Holy Water in that utility belt.



He keeps the silver on the front bumper of the Batmobile.

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 17:50, Tact wrote:
On 2007-07-29 17:44, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Envy, Batman has a nutload of equipment, odds are he has some silver or Holy Water in that utility belt.



He keeps the silver on the front bumper of the Batmobile.


that and his jet has missiles, Selene sure as hell doesn't have that

[Sgt_Shligger]

Vampires can't resist missles ;o

[Tact]

On 2007-07-29 18:25, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Vampires can't resist missles ;o



That makes them all the easier to hit.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Also, wouldn't Batman have some sot of high powered UV gun too?

[Tact]

That would come in the form of the Batmobile's headlights.

[Sgt_Shligger]

So he'll soften her up just before he runs her into a wall with the silver bumper http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

On 2007-07-29 18:40, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
So he'll soften her up just before he runs her into a wall with the silver bumper http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


high beams to the max = squish http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

My point exactly. The Batmobile is basically a vampire lawnmower.

[Sgt_Shligger]

So it'll be like a bug. . . Holy Water windshield wiper fluid http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

"Holy-Kleen! You won't have dirt, or undead on your windshield!" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Siyamak]

heh, when I was younger my next door neighbor was pulling into her driveway from a long trip. There was a bat smashed flat on the grill of her car XD

[Tact]

Good, it was probably the spawn of Dracula.

[Weeaboolits]

Guano.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Poop.

[Weeaboolits]

Murcielago.

[Wyndham]

"its a good thing i always carry my carousel reversal spray."

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Selinas. Like Selina, but with an S.


Envy said:
Anything for Selinas!

[Para]

Hmm tough question...

TO THE BATCAVE!

[Almighty_Envy]

Fine, no weapons, no equipment.

Hand to hand, Vampire powers included.

Selene would own him!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Moo would win (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=146203&forum=14)

[Weeaboolits]

Speaking of that, where the hell is he?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

12 city tour.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-07-29 21:13, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
12 city tour.


http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif *jetlag*

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-07-29 21:01, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Fine, no weapons, no equipment.

Hand to hand, Vampire powers included.

Selene would own him!



Whoa whoa whoa, powers and equipment go hand in hand Envy. Batman is so good because he pushes his human aiblities to the limit along with his equipment.

If Batman gets none of his equipment, Selene doesn't get her vampire powers/

[Almighty_Envy]

Selene didnt get her upgraded weapons http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

I got it. Selene gets her powers, Batman gets 25 silver batarangs doused in holy water.
Problem solved http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Weeaboolits]

He gets his Bat Stake and his Bat Holy Water.

[Almighty_Envy]

No fair!!

Selene without weapons > batman without weapons no question!

[Weeaboolits]

No, duh, Batman's a freakin' human. T_T

Though he's probly witty enough to take her down anyway.

[Solstis]

Batman would kill Selene in her vampy sleep weeks before Selene would even have thought of fighting Batman.

[Almighty_Envy]

You guys are just sexist!

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-07-29 21:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
No fair!!

Selene without weapons > batman without weapons no question!


Weapons= powers and fangs ;o

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-07-29 22:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
You guys are just sexist!


No, that's Japan, take that Japanophiles!

You're just madly in love with Selinas. Admit it.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 22:40, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
On 2007-07-29 21:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
No fair!!

Selene without weapons > batman without weapons no question!


Weapons= powers and fangs ;o



But the point of me putting Selene up against batman is because she is a vampire -_- other wise itd just be a women vrs a man.She is a vampire so she gets the perks.

I highly doubt batman would have vampire resistant stuff on him, no bs. Its not like his belt has unlimited storage.

EDIT: So many sentence errors -_-


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[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-07-29 22:41, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-07-29 22:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
You guys are just sexist!


No, that's Japan, take that Japanophiles!

You're just madly in love with Selinas. Admit it.


I wish we had a horny smiley.
*eyebrows go up and down in a cartoony fashion*

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-07-29 22:44, Almighty_Envy wrote:
On 2007-07-29 22:40, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
On 2007-07-29 21:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:
No fair!!

Selene without weapons > batman without weapons no question!


Weapons= powers and fangs ;o



But the point of me butting Selene up against batman is because she is a vampire -_- other wise itd just be a women vrs a man.She needs is a vampire so she gets the perks.

I highly doubt batman would have vampire resistant stuff on him, no bs. Its not like his belt has unlimited storage.

So in a way=
femdom vamp vs. Goth Jackie Chan in tights

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-07-29 22:44, Almighty_Envy wrote:
I highly doubt batman would have vampire resistant stuff on him, no bs. Its not like his belt has unlimited storage.

Season 1 Episode 1 he fought a giant bat-man. After using his lab to cure the bat dude, and flying around the city with being towed by the bat-grabbling hook gun/the bat dude's neck.

And his face hit the window of a helicopter and got stuck. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

I vaguely remember that episode.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-07-29 22:46, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-07-29 22:44, Almighty_Envy wrote:
I highly doubt batman would have vampire resistant stuff on him, no bs. Its not like his belt has unlimited storage.

Season 1 Episode 1 he fought a giant bat-man. After using his lab to cure the bat dude, and flying around the city with being towed by the bat-grabbling hook gun/the bat dude's neck.

And his face hit the window of a helicopter and got stuck. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Didn't they do that in the new old Batman series?
Or was that Batman Beyond?

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 22:46, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-07-29 22:44, Almighty_Envy wrote:
I highly doubt batman would have vampire resistant stuff on him, no bs. Its not like his belt has unlimited storage.

Season 1 Episode 1 he fought a giant bat-man. After using his lab to cure the bat dude, and flying around the city with being towed by the bat-grabbling hook gun/the bat dude's neck.

And his face hit the window of a helicopter and got stuck. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Selene cant be killed by sunlight, holy water, or anything other vampires can get killed by.

Underworld Evolution made her stronger http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

All vampires die from a wooden stake through the heart, no exceptions.

Also, Batman would KNOW she'd be fighting him, he'd prepare.

[Nitro Vordex]

Oy! That's cheatin right thar! joo didn't say which movie ;o

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-07-29 22:52, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Selene cant be killed by sunlight, holy water, or anything other vampires can get killed by.

He used his lab to cure vampirism. Cure it. Not fight it with movie props.

[Mixfortune]

I'm reminded of those online games and their duels where the warrior tells the magic user not to use any spells because it's unfair, or that the thiefy rogue person can't use stealth cause it's not fair either.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-29 22:55, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
All vampires die from a wooden stake through the heart, no exceptions.

Also, Batman would KNOW she'd be fighting him, he'd prepare.



Who said hed know that theyd be fighting?

Lets say, Batman was running around the city, Selene sees him and thinks hes a werewolf, She opens fire and batman gets pissed and goes to fight her.

Also he wouldnt know she was a vampire until she showed her fangs.

[Solstis]

For one thing, Selena is dead, and I don't think that a latina pop-star would go around picking fights with Batman.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-30 08:49, Solstis wrote:
For one thing, Selena is dead, and I don't think that a latina pop-star would go around picking fights with Batman.



http://www.abbyshot.com/newsletters/photos/sugg-selene.jpg

Selene pwns ju!!

[Solstis]

I remember Selena being a bit... rounder. That is clearly not her. There's no bitty-bitty-bum-bum there.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-30 08:52, Solstis wrote:
I remember Selena being a bit... rounder. That is clearly not her. There's no bitty-bitty-bum-bum there.



http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/underworld-2-evolution.jpg

Your just crazy

[Wyndham]

I need to find me a pretty female vampire to go places with and act srange and drink fruit punch.

[Tact]

On 2007-07-30 09:00, Wyndham wrote:
I need to find me a pretty female vampire to go places with and act srange and drink fruit punchblood.




http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif That is all.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/Raikin_004/714246445l.jpg

Sakuya would win, she's a flying maid that shoots masterminds with knives.

[Almighty_Envy]

http://www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/GeorgeLucas.jpg

George Lucas ftw

[Weeaboolits]

I don't think he'd stand a chance.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-07-30 09:15, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I don't think he'd stand a chance.



http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/chewbacca.jpg

Actually sir, i quit formally disagree.

* sips tea *

[Gryffin]

*bares fangs*

I hear of vampires..

My own kind always tastes the best.

[Weeaboolits]

o_O; Run, Wyndham!

[Wyndham]

not run. I bet he doesnt have real fangs IRL.
^_^

[astuarlen]

They all lose to Team Real Life.

[Tact]

On 2007-07-30 09:51, Wyndham wrote:
not run. I bet he doesnt have real fangs IRL.
^_^



I bet he doesn't have your ability for redundancy skills either.

[Wyndham]

i dont get it.

[Tact]

On 2007-07-30 09:51, Wyndham wrote:
not run. I bet he doesnt have real fangs IRL.
^_^



Real fangs in real life = redundancy, I thought.

[Wyndham]

well, you cant claim to be a vampire without fangs. its like saying youre a chef without the spiffy hat.

really though, why drink blood from a vampire, when vampires need blood because they cant keep it.

[Gryffin]

On 2007-07-30 09:51, Wyndham wrote:
not run. I bet he doesnt have real fangs IRL.
^_^




I once bit through someones calf, 'causing them to spill blood all over my front lawn.. and my face.


*waits for gasping and/or people with stakes*

[amtalx]

Chuck Norris.

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