To have an economy, we need....

[Scrub]

...jobs. Back in the day we all had some mindless, incredibly unimportant job that we did to earn @. It was to everyone's benefit. Menial tasks were (forgotten) to be done, and money was (forgotten to be) handed out.

So I ask you, FKL. What job would YOU like to have?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

dhylec regulator.

[Scrub]

Most definitely needed. Salaries will be discussed at a later date when jobs are filled and done with.

APPROVED.

[DikkyRay]

The guy who has embarassing photographs of most of the employees and blackmails them so they stay in line and do their jobs!

[Scrub]

Against the forum rules. As a Lawful man myself, I can not possibly approve such a thing.

DENIED.

[DizzyDi]

I wanna be an American Cowboy.

[DikkyRay]

wait. Me or Diz?

[DikkyRay]

Meh. No blackmail for me i guess >.<
I'll be the guy who has to tell all the other employees they are working overtime with no extra cash so i can go home and relax.
Or if its not taken, i'll be Head of Development

[Weeaboolits]

Puyo Guy, somebody needs to keep the little bastards in line. T_T

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Screencaps/stoppuyo.png

[Scrub]

Previous post was for Dizzy.

Blackmail is perhaps the oldest and most lulzy of FKL traditions, so this job is

APPROVED

I do believe we'll need someone to call when our cattle get stolen by bandits, so a Cowboy would be fairly useful.

APPROVED

[DikkyRay]

Ah allright! I get to blackmail people for money!

[Meyfei]

a hawt model!!

[Scrub]

I don't believe these 'Puyos' look to be any threat, but I do so love to see the harassment and beating of those weaker than me, as does the average FKL poster.

APPROVED

[Solstis]

Aloof security guard.

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-01 22:06, R-97-3 wrote:
a hawt model!!



You'll be modeling FKL's FINEST NEWLY CREATED WEAPONS, ARMOR, AND TECHNOLOGY!

APPROVED


On 2007-08-01 22:07, Solstis wrote:
Aloof security guard.




Oh what zany antics this will cause!

APPROVED

[Almighty_Envy]

Anti Semitic Santa

or ass for short

[Toaster_Boy]

....a video game designer.

Without an important job like this, this forum would cease to exist!

Besides, I have cast aside menial things like girlfriends, school functions (dances and the like), and a deeply afflicting social life, all for the sake of video games....and the study of math and science that are needed to make them!

.....course, Alex has been proving a point that makes me feel like all my hard work is for naught!

My life is turning into Keitaro Urashima (love hina).............

Wahhhhhh!

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-01 22:10, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Anti Semitic Santa

or ass for short




On 2007-08-01 22:14, Toaster_Boy wrote:
....a video game designer.

Without an important job like this, this forum would cease to exist!

Besides, I have cast aside menial things like girlfriends, school functions (dances and the like), and a deeply afflicting social life, all for the sake of video games....and the study of math and science that are needed to make them!

.....course, Alex has been proving a point that makes me feel like all my hard work is for naught!

My life is turning into Keitaro Urashima (love hina).............

Wahhhhhh!



what

[Toaster_Boy]

On 2007-08-01 22:16, Scrub wrote:

On 2007-08-01 22:14, Toaster_Boy wrote:
....a video game designer.

Without an important job like this, this forum would cease to exist!

Besides, I have cast aside menial things like girlfriends, school functions (dances and the like), and a deeply afflicting social life, all for the sake of video games....and the study of math and science that are needed to make them!

.....course, Alex has been proving a point that makes me feel like all my hard work is for naught!

My life is turning into Keitaro Urashima (love hina).............

Wahhhhhh!



what



I understand the "what" for Envy's, but no what is needed for mine.... Pretty self explanatory, dood! -.-'

I have forsaken human joy, all in the name of a single passion!

and that my life is getting kinda close to Keitaro's from the anime/manga series "Love Hina" by Ken Akamatsu!

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[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-08-01 22:16, Scrub wrote:

On 2007-08-01 22:10, Almighty_Envy wrote:
Anti Semitic Santa



what



Do et >=/

[Scrub]

Toaster, as long as you promise to MAKE SURE THE SOUND EFFECT WE USED IN THE LAST LEVEL FITS IN HERE, I am okay with it!

APPROVED

Almighty, shut up.

DENIED

[Meyfei]

so im a hawt ARMED model?

[Scrub]

FKL has no need for 'fashion.'

FKL HAS a need for weaponry and armor.

If you're unsatisfied, you could always pick another job.

[Sef]

Can I be that one employee that everyone loves but always shows up later, or never at all?

And no one knows what I do?



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[Scrub]

Who are you again?

APPROVED

[Toaster_Boy]

On 2007-08-01 22:28, Scrub wrote:
Toaster, as long as you promise to MAKE SURE THE SOUND EFFECT WE USED IN THE LAST LEVEL FITS IN HERE, I am okay with it!

APPROVED

Almighty, shut up.

DENIED



What sound effect?

YAY! I'm approved...

With that in mind, I can sleep easy.

Night all!

[Solstis]

I am watching you, Sefpunk.

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-08-01 22:28, Scrub wrote:
Toaster, as long as you promise to MAKE SURE THE SOUND EFFECT WE USED IN THE LAST LEVEL FITS IN HERE, I am okay with it!

APPROVED

Almighty, shut up.

DENIED



Hmph.

The names Envy

[Sef]

On 2007-08-01 22:39, Solstis wrote:
I am watching you, Sefpunk.


I'll be sleeping.

So if you're into that...

Well... Good luck.

[Toaster_Boy]

Sol: that's my name, Solstis you poser!!!

Envy, your name is Almighty Envy.

Both are your name.

We just use "Envy" cuz it easier to spell than the whole kit and kabootal or Almighty as is!So don't get your nickers in a bunch!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-01 22:42, Toaster_Boy wrote:
Sol: that's my name, Solstis you poser!!!

Solly Points distribution economy honors no counterfeits.

[Sef]

Who is this Toaster_Boy?

Certainly no Sol of mine!

[Meyfei]

i wanna be the hawt casher who works at a flower shop <which is run by a millionair

[VanHalen]

The guy who groups all of FKL's latest videogame/show or anything free on the web in one topic for dicussion.

Or an American car company.

[Scrub]

There can be only one, Van. Choose.



On 2007-08-01 22:39, Almighty_Envy wrote:

Hmph.

The names Envy



Don't like Almighty? I noticed that your post number is 27. From now on, I'm calling you #27.

[astuarlen]

Consider this my application for Minister of Snobbery. As I deem most posts (and their posters) unworthy of my attention, I will do my utmost to ignore them unless called upon by a higher power to issue cryptic, haughty, or ironic remarks (typically lacking those signs or phrases which facilitate distinction between serious business and light banter). I might also consider bringing baked goods to the office to prevent universal hatred.



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[Solstis]

The Solly Points index has taken a plunge, losing 10 points due to defaults on the http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif market.

[VanHalen]

I choose the first one. I know some show or game is going to have FKL go crazy again.

[Sef]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-01 22:52, VanHalen wrote:
I choose the first one. I know some show or game is going to have FKL go crazy again.



BIIIIG MONEY

BIIIIG PRIZES

IIIIII LOVE IT

APPROVED


On 2007-08-01 22:51, astuarlen wrote:
Consider this my application for Minister of Snobbery. As I deem most posts (and their posters) unworthy of my attention, I will do my utmost to ignore them unless called upon by a higher power to issue cryptic, haughty, or ironic remarks (typically lacking those signs or phrases which facilitate distinction between serious business and light banter). I might also consider bringing baked goods to the office to prevent universal hatred.



I just ate the last doughnut with CHOCOLATE ICING AND SPRINKLES so I'm going to have to give this one the go ahead.

APPROVED

[Tact]

Can I be the Minister/Authority on wackos? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ma_Navu]

Useless jobs? Oh, that's easy.
I'd like to apply for the "ChuChu Rocket" mascot who's only here to flaunt his "TSUBABABABABA!!" banner.

Either that, or the guy who sleeps all day. Both are good choices.

[Sord]

Either

Assasin

Information Gatherer (already do this half the time anyways)

just being allowed to rough up some would-be rebels is fine to, I'll even do it on my lunch break http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

I hope that, as an assassin, you'd be able to use your SordSyndrome as an effective disguise.

[Sord]

oh, I could also be the head of religious ceremonies, as in, sacrificing things to Spork



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[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 09:43, Sord wrote:
oh, I could also be the head of relgious ceremonies, as in, sacrificing things to Spork

Typos. My only weakness...
Blrgh.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 09:46, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 09:43, Sord wrote:
oh, I could also be the head of relgious ceremonies, as in, sacrificing things to Spork

Typos. My only weakness...
Blrgh.


fix'd you should be typo nazi, if it weren't such an annoying job

[Tact]

He more-or-less has that as his title, too. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ma_Navu]

Well, technically, it could be considered as a useful job, as it causes people to avoid making typos, bettering them. But as Scrub said, it's only useless jobs.

That, and there's no way in hell that I'm gonna take on a job that'll give me tumors in the long run.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 09:50, Tact wrote:
He more-or-less has that as his title, too. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



it looks to long, if it's not gonna be monosyllabic it might as well be look like it should be (even if it's not)



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[DLShAdOw]

May I either be the @ distributor or the anti-loli regulator?

[Meyfei]

im a hawt garden shop cahier whom is also a part time striker ~free the nacho surpreme-free the taco!!!~



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[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 05:30, Tact wrote:
Can I be the Minister/Authority on wackos? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Under my rule, all Wackos shall be exterminated in a gruesome manner. Do you wish THAT job?


On 2007-08-02 09:54, DLShAdOw wrote:
May I either be the @ distributor or the anti-loli regulator?



The distribution of currency will be handled by non other than me.

Though loli is a disgusting abomination of a thing, so...

APPROVED


On 2007-08-02 07:42, Ma_Navu wrote:
Useless jobs? Oh, that's easy.
I'd like to apply for the "ChuChu Rocket" mascot who's only here to flaunt his "TSUBABABABABA!!" banner.

Either that, or the guy who sleeps all day. Both are good choices.



Sleeping is essential and vital to the FKL community, as it is a rare commodity.

APPROVED

[Tact]

Ew, if you want me to destroy wackos, then no. How about a chef or something?

[Scrub]

Cook something and let's see how it tastes.

[Sord]

none of mine were considered? eh well, guess instead of

assasin
head of religious ceremonies (sacrifices)
inteligence agent

I get Homeless Bum http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ma_Navu]

And so, I shall commence my duties as "the guy who sleeps all day."

Eh, I'm too lazy. I'll do it later.

[Tact]

*makes some buffalo wings with GODBQ sauce*

[Almighty_Envy]

Can i be Jesus?

[Scrub]

Oh right, forgot to say what I was gonna bout Sord.

Pick one, any of them are fine.

Also, #27, no you can't.

[Sord]

hmm, I'll take Inteligence Agent on the record, but commit violent acts under assasination and sacrifices off the record http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

I will settle for Vishnu!

[PhotonDrop]

I'm still your secretary, right Mr.Scrub, sir? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 12:45, PhotonDrop wrote:
I'm still your secretary, right Mr.Scrub, sir? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

That statement contradicts your signature.
What do you have to say about that!?

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 12:46, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 12:45, PhotonDrop wrote:
I'm still your secretary, right Mr.Scrub, sir? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

That statement contradicts your signature.
What do you have to say about that!?


PD is like Alice from Dibert. Even if she works under you, you can sure as hell bet she can still punch your lights out http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tystys]

Hmm...

I'll be the bartender who's always cleaning the same cup. Lord knows I need a steady supply of alcohol to keep up with this place.

[DizzyDi]

WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-08-02 12:46, Ma_Navu wrote:
That statement contradicts your signature.
What do you have to say about that!?


Authority has nothing to do with physical capability.

To put it simply; Hitler can call in the army but that doesn't change the fact that Mohammed Ali just beat the shit out of him.

Or something like that.

[DizzyDi]

So...you stayed at home then?

[Tystys]

That's classified information from what I've been told.

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 12:49, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-02 12:46, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 12:45, PhotonDrop wrote:
I'm still your secretary, right Mr.Scrub, sir? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

That statement contradicts your signature.
What do you have to say about that!?


PD is like Alice from Dibert. Even if she works under you, you can sure as hell bet she can still punch your lights out http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Damn, my contradiction has been overturned! My case is ruined! Client's about to be considered guilty!

YOU'VE DESTROYED MY CAREER, SORD! HOW COULD YOU?!

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 12:54, Ma_Navu wrote:
YOU'VE DESTROYED MY CAREER, SORD! HOW COULD YOU?!



He's Sord, he does things like that all the time.

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 12:54, DizzyDi wrote:
So...you stayed at home then?




Not sure. I woke up in a Tijuanan prison, and was transported back here.


Still having trouble telling who these people are....or whether or not I'm awake....


Know what, fuck it. I give up. I guess I'm at home.

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 12:54, PhotonDrop wrote:
Authority has nothing to do with physical capability.

To put it simply; Hitler can call in the army but that doesn't change the fact that Mohammed Ali just beat the shit out of him.

Or something like that.

Although this is the second time I've been dis-proved, I must admit that that line is amusing.

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 12:50, Tystys wrote:
Hmm...

I'll be the bartender who's always cleaning the same cup. Lord knows I need a steady supply of alcohol to keep up with this place.



Alcohol is indeed needed.

APPROVED


On 2007-08-02 12:44, Sord wrote:
hmm, I'll take Inteligence Agent on the record, but commit violent acts under assasination and sacrifices off the record http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



shhhhh

APPROVED


On 2007-08-02 12:44, #27wrote:
I will settle for Vishnu!



Make it Vecna and it's cool


On 2007-08-02 12:45, PhotonDrop wrote:
I'm still your secretary, right Mr.Scrub, sir? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



You better be.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 12:54, Ma_Navu wrote:

YOU'VE DESTROYED MY CAREER, SORD! HOW COULD YOU?!


it amuses me, as does PD's line http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[Tact]

Hmm, you know what? I probably suck at cooking anyway.

I'll just work in the FKL office building or something. Maybe do odd jobs here and there.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 13:04, Tact wrote:
Hmm, you know what? I probably suck at cooking anyway.

I'll just work in the FKL office building or something. Maybe do odd jobs here and there.


push cart mail guy? though with the coming of e-mail they have begun to go extinct http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tystys]

OK, now that that's out of the way...

Who wants to be the freindly neighborhood drunk?

[Weeaboolits]

They can at least still deliver packages, though. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 13:09, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
They can at least still deliver packages, though. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


hmm possably *is killing people to E-Nomine music, it goes along excellent with the song Mitternacht, even after you translate the lyrics from german to English*





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[DikkyRay]

i have come to realize that blackmail comes at a price. I need to go incognito.
I damand, not only to be FKL's blackmailer, but also Bill.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/whebhead/lumb.jpg
Yeeeaaaaaa, im going to need those TI reports in my office by noon, or else these pictures of you and your cousin get out to the public

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 13:14, DikkyRay wrote:
i have come to realize that blackmail comes at a price. I need to go incognito.
I damand, not only to be FKL's blackmailer, but also Bill.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/whebhead/lumb.jpg
Yeeeaaaaaa, im going to need those TI reports in my office by noon, or else these pictures of you and your cousin get out to the public

The fact that "Office Space" was brought up is insta-win. You, sir, have won a million interwebs.

[Tystys]

You know, for some odd reason, I can see that working very well.

[Scrub]

A few needed jobs I can think of at this moment:

Hunter. We could use some exotic meats every once in a while, who DOESN'T enjoy the occasional jackalope burger?

Weapons and Technology Development. There's always some tuff-guy rebel group who tries to overthrow the tyranny, and we're going to need to stab them with SOMETHING.

Royal Guard, and a general Army. We'll need people who will serve to fight and die for the greatness that is FKL. As a likely target, I wouldn't mind my own personal guard. A warning, if we can't get any army up, I'll need to draft regular FKL citizens by randomly drawing a month and forcing all whose join dates are in that month to take up arms.

Medic. FKL is violent. We need someone to make the violence bearable. This...this is pretty self explanatory.

[Tact]

I nominate Alex for Medic. I'll go into FKL Medical School and learn if he refuses the job.

[Tystys]

I could run a clinic out of the pub.

[DizzyDi]

I could be Cowboy/Badass Royal Guard.
Anything that has to do with my shooting my six-shooters, riding horses into the sunset, saving damsels, and just all around being badass, I'm good with it.

[Scrub]

Only if I can call you Hol Horse, Dizzy.

[Tact]

...you know what, Scrub, I take back the nomination. I'll just go to FKL Medical School.

[Tystys]

I second that. We do need a bad ass. I think if you can do some hunting, Scrub might give yah the job!

[Kaydin]

I'm unemployed.

[DikkyRay]

I Nominate Shliggy for the Army thing. We even save money because we dont need to assign him a rank!

[DikkyRay]

Also do i get to be http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/whebhead/lumb.jpg Scrub? You are the boss, i just wanna run that by you

[Ma_Navu]

Basing off of my experience in Call of Duty 3, Medics can be quite the badasses. Shotguns AND revival-syringes? Wow.

It kind of makes me wish I didn't become the "guy who sleeps all day," but whenever I think about sleep, I understand why I picked it in the first place. Sleep: it's what's for dinner!

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 13:58, Ma_Navu wrote:
Basing off of my experience in Call of Duty 3, Medics can be quite the badasses. Shotguns AND revival-syringes? Wow.



Sweet! I get a shotgun!

Yeah, Scrub, I'm definitely being the Medic.

[Tystys]

Yeah, I think we oughta run yer clinic out of the bar. I mean, with all of that alcohol being passed around, someone's BOUND to get hurt.

[-Z]

On 2007-08-02 13:53, Tact wrote:
I nominate Alex for Medic. I'll go into FKL Medical School and learn if he refuses the job.


*AHEM*

While I'm sure sir Craig is... highly qualified, I believe the good people of FKL will agree on majority that only a true Samaritan such as myself could qualify for that position.

I'm also quite the surgeon, don't you know~

[Tact]

Tystys, I'll get the FKL Gnomes working on a second floor for the bar. I'll have my office up there. Deal?

Edit: Zi, you'd be as good of a medic as Sord. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Scrub]

Really, anyone can take any basic Medical training, for emergency. I appoint Zuku the overseer of it all.

Don't disappoint me.



Also, you know how to get the job done, Dikky. If you're doing a bad job, you'll know it, because I'll have you executed.


And a final also, no. the old, rundown FKL Hospital will be spruced up and used as a medical clinic.



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[Tystys]

Deal, just remember that the roof is a bit unstable. Meaning if those gnomes kick any dust into the drinks, it's your ass on dah line....

We got to wait for official approval, dough'.

[Scrub]

REJECTED

[Tact]

I read the post, Scrub.

Permission to instead get the gnomes to work on renovating the old building?

[Scrub]

Yes.

Make sure to beat them. Gnomes don't work efficiently unless beaten.

[Tact]

Sweet. I am to the gnomes as Etna is to the Prinnies.

Get to work, slackers! *whips the gnomes*

[DikkyRay]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/whebhead/lumb.jpg But i dont have a soul. I reproduce asexually, so there are thousands of me. If this one gets exectuted, another one will spring up in my place.
Then again, that could be a good thing

[Scrub]

I've had practice killing people with endless clones in FKL.

[Scrub]

Know what 'slave labor' is, Tact?

[Tact]

So, when the hospital is done, will the gnomes work there with the other medics and me, or will they be put to work again on other projects?

Hey, no slacking off! *Smack*

[Tystys]

Well, knowing MR Almight here, we might just end up short handed.

[Scrub]

Good man.

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 14:12, Scrub wrote:
Know what 'slave labor' is, Tact?



...it's what the gnomes are being put through right now. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Almighty_Envy]

On 2007-08-02 13:02, Scrub wrote:
Make it Vecna and it's cool


Deal! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tact]

*continues to beat the gnomes* So, we should be done by tomorrow. That is, unless you wish for the gnomes to die of exhaustion renovating it faster.



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[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 14:08, Tact wrote:
Sweet. I am to the gnomes as Etna is to the Prinnies.

Get to work, slackers! *whips the gnomes*

Whipping gnomes? Psh, that ain't efficient. If you're gonna beat 'em, do it psychologically. If you do it long enough, you'll have slaves that won't need to be beaten, thus allowing you to do more productive things.

Now, to do my only productive skill: sleep!

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 14:16, Tact wrote:
*continues to beat the gnomes* So, we should be done by tomorrow. That is, unless you wish for the gnomes to die of exhaustion renovating it faster.



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While that's fine and all, the smell might drive out customers. I vote for a on the fly Execution by way of a fireline.

[Sord]

Sord: lol, you got a Disgaea esque job

Tact: At least until the hospital is redone
Tact: Even then it would still be Disgaea-esque

Sord: I'm sure we can use them on some other FKL rejuvination projects
Sord: we'll make them build nukes to bomb their old homeland http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact: Oh wait
Tact: I thought nukes were banned in FKL

Sord: well, we're not using them in FKL, we'll have them built in some 3rd world country
Sord: http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact: IE gnomeland

Sord: build nuke in gnomeland to blow up gnomeland? Brilliant! we'll save shit loads from not having to use rocket fuel! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact: Suggest that to Scrub, why don't you? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

me and tact in IM http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tystys]

We still use colonies to kill things, or no?

[Tact]

That was just Shadowpawn. The rest of us use other implements of destruction.

[Scrub]

There's no point in blowing up an entire land that can be used for nonsense, or people that can be used for slave labor.

As the proud, lawful leader of this great land of FKL, I have to refuse such a thing.

[Tact]

He shows up every once in a while. And don't feel bad, FKLers steal daily.

[Tystys]

I see. By the way, where is he? I kind of feel bad stealing from his GOD Supply.

[Tact]

I don't think anyone signed up for Weapons/Tech Development, or Hunter.

[TalHex]

is it to late to get a job?

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 14:25, Scrub wrote:
or people that can be used for slave labor.


I figured that we had enough here that they could just be breed

[TalHex]

what about demolishions expert/dangerous teleporting animals tracker?

[Tact]

Eh, we have people to put down rebellions.

[Tystys]

Sord, you seem to forget the projected life expentancy for these bastards in FKL.

A few months at best. Not to mention over-breeding could bring about a problem, possibly even a rebellion.

[Scrub]

Actually no we don't have people to put down rebellions at the moment. The army's lookin' pretty weak at a total count of 0.


On 2007-08-02 14:27, TalonKitsune wrote:
what about demolishions expert/dangerous teleporting animals tracker?



Sounds dangerous, zany, and profitable.

APPROVED

[TalHex]

woohoo! now i have money to gamble against that hobo on the street!

[Sord]

to tys: as Tact said, we have people to keep down rebellions, also, we can create a breeding system, the strongest workers get to breed like rabits for us, it will give more incentive to work harder, and give us an excuse to enslave women and children. As per blowing up Gnomeland and everything I just said, I just want to do it out of evil, there really isn't any political agenda behind it for me

as per weapons/research development, if he ever starts posting more, Sgt might be a good candidate considering he started the weapon vaults

[Tact]

Hey Scrub, how does this sound?

What if we make the army more of a militia thing? We do our regular jobs until times of war. Then we all rise up and kick ass. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 14:33, Tact wrote:
Hey Scrub, how does this sound?

What if we make the army more of a militia thing? We do our regular jobs until times of war. Then we all rise up and kick ass. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I'd like to keep that as a last resort. Despite what your vidya games and animoo might show you, a ragtag group of people who have never worked together are not as strong as a large, trained, organized force created for the specific purpose of killing.

[Tystys]

Like SCRUB said, we don't have much of an army there, pal. Find us an army, and I'll won't oppose the action as much. Also find a way to program their minds for our own good, and we're in the green if you ask me.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 14:35, Scrub wrote:

On 2007-08-02 14:33, Tact wrote:
Hey Scrub, how does this sound?

What if we make the army more of a militia thing? We do our regular jobs until times of war. Then we all rise up and kick ass. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I'd like to keep that as a last resort. Despite what your vidya games and animoo might show you, a ragtag group of people who have never worked together are not as strong as a large, trained, organized force created for the specific purpose of killing.


should I ever be called into duty, wether in a militia or as a military force to be rekonned with, I would like to request being head of "Interogation," it already fits in with my Inteligence duties afterall.

[Scrub]

Granted, and I deem myself front-row-seat worthy.

[Tystys]

I'm with Sord on that one.

[Sord]

God damn I love my country *FKL salute*

[Tact]

What was the FKL salute again? Would you care to remind us, Scrub?

[Tystys]

Scrub, like I said in the other topic, we need bears with guns for FKL's fucking army.

[Ma_Navu]

Bear Cavalry, anyone?

[Scrub]

I don't know where the fuck to find bears, let alone how to train them to shoot things.

[Tystys]

Leave that to me. Give me 3 weeks time and you'll have your army.

[Scrub]

YOU'VE GOT 2.

[Ma_Navu]

Three weeks? Hold on a sec. I've got the Bear Cavalry ready already!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Raem10/1167878793494.jpg

[Scrub]

Bear Cavalry is weak and to be laughed at.

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 14:50, Scrub wrote:
YOU'VE GOT 2.



Roger that, that is if you want in-experienced bears...

[Ma_Navu]

Blrgh.

Although bears with guns are neat, they won't be able to distinguish which humans they should and should not kill. So, even if we do train 'em, chances are that they'll rampage on the battlefield. Neutral bears are neutral.

[Scrub]

That's why God gave us Druids.

...do...do we know any druids?

[Tystys]

You obviously don't know where I've been.

[Ma_Navu]

Nope. Hell, I don't even know what a druid is, let alone where to find any.

[Tystys]

Then do not worry your pretty, little head, my friend. We'll have our kick ass bears.




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[DikkyRay]

On 2007-08-02 14:59, Tystys wrote:
Then do not worry your pretty, little black mailing head, my friend. We'll have our kick ass bears.



Im the black mailer >.>
He the guy that sleeps all day

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 14:58, Ma_Navu wrote:
I don't even know what a druid is


http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3559/donotwanttk1.jpg

[Tystys]

Sorry then, Dikky. The colors of the avatar throw me off.

Because I'm slightly oblvious.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/GoLee/Fire%20Emblem%20Sprites/thdruide_animiert.gif

[Ma_Navu]

Although I've seen that picture so many times, the sudden usage of it make me lol.
However, I tend not to pay attention to what's what when it comes to things like druids and the like. Why? Not everyone can afford a bunch of games or have the resources / time /necessity to research them.

[Scrub]

Druids are a common 'class' in any vidya game RPG, tabletop RPG, and etc.

They're like Nature's Clerics. They control animals, shapeshift into animals, can cure wounds, etc.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 15:03, Ma_Navu wrote:
Although I've seen that picture so many times, the sudden usage of it make me lol.
However, I tend not to pay attention to what's what when it comes to things like druids and the like. Why? Not everyone can afford a bunch of games or have the resources / time /necessity to research them.


a druid is a sage of sorts that has a bond with nature and at higher levels can control/summon animals, including bears. the sheer irony in this though is you speak of bears being nuetral, when in D&D druids must also have some sort of nuetral alignment.

[Tystys]

Scrub, I request you speak with the mods to make the Pub a sticky, possibly along with this one.

[Weeaboolits]

Except in Fire Emblem, where they use dark magic. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 15:06, Tystys wrote:
Scrub, I request you speak with the mods to make the Pub a sticky, possibly along with this one.



Why don't YOU just do it? =p

[Tact]

Sorry Scrub, I played as a Mage.

[Tystys]

CAUSE.....

Your influence is greater?

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:04, Scrub wrote:
Druids are a common 'class' in any vidya game RPG, tabletop RPG, and etc.

They're like Nature's Clerics. They control animals, shapeshift into animals, can cure wounds, etc.

I wouldn't say "common." The ones that I've played (Chrono Trigger, a decent amount of FF's, etc.) never had a "druid" class.

Huh, so they're like the Beast Masters of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance with healing capabilities. Neat.

[DikkyRay]

Hunter FTW!

[Scrub]

No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

[Sord]

I thought there was a druid class in one of the FF games? though i also think it was a SNES one.



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[Tact]

Blue Mages owned.

I made a new file recently; Marche is a Ninja with Blue Magic Secondary A-Abilities.

[Tystys]

Red Mages fo' yo ass.

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.



World of Warcraft, D&D anything, what else...?

[Meyfei]

well my application reads;
R-97-3
Random poster of Random youtube vids,
frequent Topic killer/Reviver,
Lover of song lyrics.

Current Occupation;
FKL Pub,
FKL Mystery solver,
FKL's hawt flowershop casher,
FKL's only Preacher/father/priest/*weddingman*

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

Chrono Trigger? TERRIBLE?! With that statement, you have made a mortal enemy. For five minutes or so.

Actually, I just don't have the resources to play many games. The last time I got a game was last year for my birthday. Mario Kart DS was good, but not good enough to play for a whole GOD-damned year. Although druids may be common, I just never had the chance to play a massive amount of great games.

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 15:17, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

Chrono Trigger? TERRIBLE?! With that statement, you have made a mortal enemy. For five minutes or so.

Actually, I just don't have the resources to play many games. The last time I got a game was last year for my birthday. Mario Kart DS was good, but not good enough to play for a whole GOD-damned year. Although druids may be common, I just never had the chance to play a massive amount of great games.




Choices!

#1: GET A FUCKING JOB

#2: BECOME A PIRATE ALONG WITH US.

[Weeaboolits]

Get fire emblem, druids are awesome, they have the most powerful magic. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

I didn't like Chrono Trigger. I tried it for around an hour before I got bored of it and went off to play the superior Super Mario RPG.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 15:19, Scrub wrote:
I didn't like Chrono Trigger. I tried it for around an hour before I got bored of it and went off to play the superior Super Mario RPG.


Super Mario RPG, the only mostly menu based RPG I've ever really beaten

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:18, Tystys wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:17, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

Chrono Trigger? TERRIBLE?! With that statement, you have made a mortal enemy. For five minutes or so.

Actually, I just don't have the resources to play many games. The last time I got a game was last year for my birthday. Mario Kart DS was good, but not good enough to play for a whole GOD-damned year. Although druids may be common, I just never had the chance to play a massive amount of great games.




Choices!

#1: GET A FUCKING JOB

#2: BECOME A PIRATE ALONG WITH US.

Choice #1 is out of the question. I'm the guy who sleeps all day. What the fuck is this place gonna do when I'm not performing my job of sleep? If I do that, I'll get mobbed.

Choice #2 is a bit more reasonable. However, Google has failed me too many times when it comes to ROMs.

[DikkyRay]

On 2007-08-02 15:18, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Get fire emblem, druids are awesome, they have the most powerful magic. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Although Canas did kick alot of ass (i swear to god if you mention knoll or that other SS guy i'll blackmail you so you can never work here gain), he wasn't close to being the strongest. He only topped my Erk by 1 power, and Erk pretty much owned him in everything else at lvl 20 each.

And they all lse to Lucius, so it all works out in the end

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 15:21, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:18, Tystys wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:17, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

Chrono Trigger? TERRIBLE?! With that statement, you have made a mortal enemy. For five minutes or so.

Actually, I just don't have the resources to play many games. The last time I got a game was last year for my birthday. Mario Kart DS was good, but not good enough to play for a whole GOD-damned year. Although druids may be common, I just never had the chance to play a massive amount of great games.




Choices!

#1: GET A FUCKING JOB

#2: BECOME A PIRATE ALONG WITH US.

Choice #1 is out of the question. I'm the guy who sleeps all day. What the fuck is this place gonna do when I'm not performing my job of sleep? If I do that, I'll get mobbed.

Choice #2 is a bit more reasonable. However, Google has failed me too many times when it comes to ROMs.



SCRUB'S RIGHT

TYS TYS EDIT


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[DikkyRay]

Geno was the shit. 'nuff said

[Weeaboolits]

Knoll is the only character that died when I played Sacred Stones, I didn't care about him, as I already had some very powerful magic users, and that chapter was a bit of a pain, so I let him stay dead. :/

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:23, Tystys wrote:
Well then, just ask me for help every once in awhile, I'll see what I can do.

First thing's first, I have to figure out what FLAVOR TO EAT. No point in EATING a mass of COTTON CANDY, of which, only 15%'ll be used.



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[DikkyRay]

Meh ROMs. Nintendo took away all te good roms out there http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 15:25, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:23, Tystys wrote:
Well then, just ask me for help every once in awhile, I'll see what I can do.

First thing's first, I have to figure out what to play. No point in downloading a mass of programs, of which, only 15%'ll be used.



SCRUB'S RIGHT

TYS TYS EDIT

You do it too, lol



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[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-02 15:18, Tystys wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:17, Ma_Navu wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:13, Scrub wrote:
No they are definitely common. You're just listing some pretty terrible games, and I'm not surprised they didn't have Druids.

Chrono Trigger? TERRIBLE?! With that statement, you have made a mortal enemy. For five minutes or so.

Actually, I just don't have the resources to play many games. The last time I got a game was last year for my birthday. Mario Kart DS was good, but not good enough to play for a whole GOD-damned year. Although druids may be common, I just never had the chance to play a massive amount of great games.




Choices!

#1: GET A FUCKING JOB

#2: BECOME A PIRATE ALONG WITH US.

#3: KILL THE PIRATES AND JOIN NINJAS.

[Scrub]

You guys are going to get this topic locked, stop talking about that shit.

[Ma_Navu]

Thanks a bunch, Tystys.

Wow, that was a weird name to type. I might as well call you Tys-Squared. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tystys]

Muahaha! PIRATES PIRATES PIRATES.

[Ma_Navu]

The pirates are good at what they do: pirating. Sometimes, their piracy leads to the authorities attempting to track them down. However, their pirating abilities allow them to escape the long arm of the law, making them even better pirates than they already are.

Piracy, huzzah!

[PhotonDrop]

If anybody asks, you were talking about cotton candy. Sweet, sticky, delicious cotton candy.

[Mayu]

Donkey pirate? o.o

[Tystys]

Nice play on words there.

[Ma_Navu]

And it actually works, too. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[DikkyRay]

actually, i dont quite like chrono trigger either.
The battle system, and the ac that the screen is like, not even 6 inches wide :/

[Tystys]

Yep.

...Cotton Candy...

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:37, DikkyRay wrote:
actually, i dont quite like chrono trigger either.
The battle system, and the ac that the screen is like, not even 6 inches wide :/

...Can you at least admit that the music was good? That's the best quality it has! If that's not said, I'll go on a Chrono Trigger spree, replacing all traces of my Chuchu Rocket signature with C.T.~

Black mail is delishus, yus?



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[Sord]

screw chrono trigger, put it in another thread, get back to serving your country!
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


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[Tystys]

It's not what your country can do for you

It's what you can get the gnomes to do for your country!

[Ma_Navu]

...

...

...

...Ya know how the typos would kill a fifth of me? Well that "Screw Chrono Trigger" line killed me five and a half times.

[DikkyRay]

I'll admit i'll play CT again if i get it for a console. Didnt hear much of the music...

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 15:45, Tystys wrote:
It's not what your country can do for you

It's what you can get the gnomes to do for your country!


eh, more or less same thing, just indirectly

either way works for me

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-08-02 15:45, Tystys wrote:
It's not what your country can do for you

It's what you can get the gnomes to do for your country!



This is win.

[Tystys]

I remember playing it and liking it. I stopped when I met the frog though. Don't know why.

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 15:47, DikkyRay wrote:
I'll admit i'll play CT again if i get it for a console. Didnt hear much of the music...

Chances are, you won't be able to find it for the console. At least, not cheaply. I've seen that game go for $60 - $70 almost every time it went on eBay (that I know of).

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 15:49, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-02 15:45, Tystys wrote:
It's not what your country can do for you

It's what you can get the gnomes to do for your country!


eh, more or less same thing, just indirectly

either way works for me



Coming from the background I do, that's more then good enough for me.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Job for me?

Well, as Sord pointed out in the Pub, I started a couple of hte Weapon's Vault threads, so can I be a weapons dealer, or maybe arms supplier for the army (we have one, right?)

[Sord]

we're actually debating how we are going to form the army still. Militias sound nice, but are technically weak. Gun wielding bears were suggested, but the bastards are all nuetral and we have no supply http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

right now weapons are just for A) putting down rebels and B) Militiary arms/armor stockpile

[Tystys]

We will have an army of Gun toting bears soon. They're training is going under-way, and they are coming along very well.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Should I open a new weapon's vault? Or is the old one enough?

[Tystys]

It depends. If the old one has top of the line equipment, I'd suggest you re-open it.

[Weeaboolits]

I can contribute some Puyo, some of them are actually pretty tough.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Alrighty, I'll open a new one. Some of the equipment is dated, and it's rather limited.

[Sord]

I'd say keep the old one, and add anything new to it via edit. that way, you can give the link, but it can't be bumped and spammed without breaking the rules. and since I have said this, someone doing so could be seen an act against the rules on purpose, and possably get a warning.

[Tystys]

Let's not completely throw away the old one. We could boil them down, and use the materials that we get from them to create new weapons.

[Sgt_Shligger]

The old one had some flaws in it though, plus, not everything was a weapon, it contained documents on moves that probably aren't doable with proper training. So, I'd rather make a new one >_>;

We could keep the old one as back up though, in case we lose this new one.


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[Tystys]

Open up a new one for our army. I'm sure that other then the select few of us, some new people to the country could use a weapon. I know I have mine.

*points to the old looking katana hanging above him in the bar*

[Sgt_Shligger]

I'll bet it's a Maiet Katana, one o' dem k-stylin' ones ;o

[Tystys]

Actually, yes. It's known as the Dark Karma. For some odd reason, it unleashes this odd power in me that I can barely control without the sword....but enough of that, just re-open that one, and keep the old one under wraps for now.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Done and done (again).

Well, this vault is pretty empty for now. Needs a lot of additions.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Drawings/brushcoop.png

My weapon of choice. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 17:38, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Done and done (again).

Well, this vault is pretty empty for now. Needs a lot of additions.



If I wanted a simple merchant, I'd have hired that guy from Resident Evil 4.

Get to developing new weapons. And they'd better be deadly.

[Sord]

eh, we can make weapons a collaborative wepons, I certainly don't mind. Though i like remodded classics, IE suped up Tommy Guns >_>

[Sord]

I got bored and made some armor >_>

Synthetic armor
Made from the latest synthesized materials whose chemical names are to long to even be comprehended, this armor is light weight and offers great protection. A shot gun at point black range can be taken, and the sponginess of the suits structure will absorb nearly all force, leaving a soldier hardly effected. It will feel as if a light breeze was blowing at him. The armor is approximately ½ inch thick, and can be sewn into existing armor and clothing. The sponginess also allows for flexabiltiy in the joints, unlike the stiff armor that makes them restrictive or no movable at all. This can, unfortunately, still be pierced by special bullets, but it is unlikely the enemy as such advanced technology. Wearers are still liable to be lit on fire.

Helmet
The shape is akin to a motorcycle helmet, but with a larger visor to allow full view. The helmet itself is made of a thick synthetic material, but much heavier and sturdier than the synthetic armor. The visor is made of a shatterproof Plexiglas, commonly found in armored vehicles, it will resist even a hit from a sniper gun. Inside the helmet is a holo-projector that puts an image on the screen using various sensors. This includes distance and size of target readouts, as well as projecting a infrared image or night vision when needed. The projected image can not be read from outside the visor. The helmet also has a jammer function as well, but should be used when alone and for stealth. Otherwise it may interfere with nearby soldier helmets. The helmet also features a warning for people with power levels OVER 9000!!!

Boots
These steel toed boots have been modified to allow for the latest integration of Heelys Shoes technology. The sole can give way to rugged wheels powered by small boosters at the back of the foot. While the initial learning curve may be steep, the skilled user can dash at speeds far exceeding the worlds best sprinter. These speeds are only recommended for skilled users, as tripping could result in injury or hilarious laughter from others. Speeds must be preset to the user for his comfort level, as he may only turn the wheels on and off. The fuel is a slow burn, high density, clean burning synthetic oil, allowing for several days straight use. The nozzles that lead out of the shoe have been equipped with back-flow control, so that no water or other substance may enter the shoe through the nozzle.

[DizzyDi]

I leave for a few hours and people are creating armor and shit?
WHERE THE FUCK AT THE REVOLVERS!? A cowboy can't be a cowboy without some six-shootas.

[Sord]

eh, everyone else is creating weapons in the weapon vault thread, which is why I just did armor. plus this is for mass amount of soldiers, not singular cowboys. You can keep your own equipment.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Er, isn't armor seperate from weapons? Or is that included in weapons supplying?

[DizzyDi]

GODDAMIT I AM THE ARMY!
I'm an American Cowboy! I can take down a whole corporation with just my hat, my guns, and some tobaccy.

[Sord]

actually, once industrialization set in, your kind more or less died out and cowboys were forced to enlist in the army, haveing little education other than shooting skills

[Sgt_Shligger]

Well, Dizzy, I added the Six Shooters.

The armor... I like it, but I don't think the FKL army members will wear it. . . Or at least the ones that don't exist until we percieve them. So it's the generic soldier guy armor, the disposable ones. We'll have those, right?

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-02 19:25, Sord wrote:
actually, once industrialization set in, your kind more or less died out and cowboys were forced to enlist in the army, haveing little education other than shooting skills



Hey Mr. Literal.
THIS IS FKL!

[Sord]

yeah i know, but that didn't stop you from being lazy and ditching us at the bar, some cowboy you turned out to be

[DizzyDi]

Sorry I was working cool ways to spin a six-shooter around my finger.

[Sord]

*face palm*

well, whatever, I sniped them and Tys ambushed them with gnomes. No one steals my limited bottles of LIGHTNING http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

So Diz, are you one of the old school cowboys with a horse and your dual revolvers, are you modern day vigilante with a motorcycle, or are you one of them space cowboys with a ship?

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-02 19:50, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
So Diz, are you one of the old school cowboys with a horse and your dual revolvers, are you modern day vigilante with a motorcycle, or are you one of them space cowboys with a ship?



Can I be all three?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Sure, why not?

Or maybe you could tack off the horse and motorcycle. . . And make an animatronic horse.

[DizzyDi]

That blows fire from its nose!
HELLZ YEAH!

[Weeaboolits]

Maybe it could transform, it'd be like Wreck-Gar, but a horse. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

It'd be an animatronic horse, stainless steel. . . And fires blows from the nose. It even has it's own AI to simulate a horse.

It could transform in a seat with a few controls, and it summons parts from various locations to form a starship. . . Or is just folds up into a briefcase.

[Sord]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8907/hellhorsegw2.jpg
a mechanical hellhorse maybe http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-02 20:15, Sord wrote:
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8907/hellhorsegw2.jpg
a mechanical hellhorse maybe http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I'd think thats something you would ride, Sord.

Too hardxcore for me, I like badassery..Not badassery.
Understand?

[Sgt_Shligger]

I never got approved, my keeping of the weapons vault may not be in line >_>;

So Scrub, am I approved?

[DLShAdOw]

OK Dizzy I decided to make up a revolver for you. It's the worlds first 32-shooter.
So Imagine you have this revolver:

http://www.randymays.com/sw460.jpg

Except it is 10 times bigger (also imagine you have immaculate arm strength)
So basically you have a huge revolver that holds 32 bullets instead of 6. so you can shoot more people with it...and you have two of them, dual wielding FTW!

*SPECIAL OPTION - Gunblade* I'm sorry to say that this special option costs some @'s though I'm not sure how many >_>


Basically the gun is the same, except now it has a fucking sword on it ala FF8

http://www.phantomcastle.it/phantom/varie_file/ffantasy_file/GUNBLADE.jpg

*SPECIAL OPTION - Tooth implant, wireless detonation*

With this option your revolver is secretly packed with explosives and when you twist your back left tooth in a certain manner, the gun explodes sending shrapnel and bullets everywhere! Useful for situations that seem hopeless!

*SPECIAL OPTION - Shield Deployment cartridges* load your revolver with these cartridges that take up 30 of the 32 chambers (leaving you 2 bullet just in case) deploys a solar powered shield is 6 inches thick and shoots a piercing sound at your enemies...(don't ask me how they fit it all in there)

so depending on the funds Scrub is willing to devote to weapons you can get these guns which are 150@ each and however many options which are 200, 300, and 250@, respectively.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Or you could be a badass cowboy who gets by with old, almost rusty revolvers D:

[DLShAdOw]

Whats the point in tradition if you can't have fun making up awesome shit?

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 21:01, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
I never got approved, my keeping of the weapons vault may not be in line >_>;

So Scrub, am I approved?



k

[Sgt_Shligger]

I'll take that as a yes >>;

[Tystys]

God fucking damnit, I hate Ryu's teleport move...

Uh...

*ahem*

The Gun Toting Bear army should almost be complete.