The FKL B4R (PUB)

[Tystys]

As of 8-2-08, the FKL B4R is now open, by decree of your almighty president/dictator, Scrub.



Quote: Scrub
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On 2007-08-02 12:50, Tystys wrote:
Hmm...

I'll be the bartender who's always cleaning the same cup. Lord knows I need a steady supply of alcohol to keep up with this place.



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Alcohol is indeed needed.

APPROVED



Order up, I don't have all day.



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[Tact]

*clunk clunk clunk* Here, have your @ back. *clunk clunk clunk* *sits at a table*

[DikkyRay]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/whebhead/lumb.jpg
Yeaaaaa hiiiii...im going to need a tall glass of the bud....

[Tystys]

Ya got it.

*passes Tact and Dikky their respective drinks*

[Mayu]

~Randomly comes in and kicks Tys in the face

[Tact]

Uh, Tys, I never ordered anything. >_> I just gave you back the @ you lost because of the magnet boots.

[Tystys]

*blocks the kick and throws Rena onto a chair next to Tact*

Now, what would ya like?

[Mayu]

Underage~! I can't drink!!

[DizzyDi]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n90/planegurl/PurpleDrank.jpg

I only drink the finest purple drank, beetch.

[Tact]

Hmm, you know what? I could use a glass of GOD. *hands required @ to Tystys*

[Tystys]

To Tact: So what? Just drink it, it'll increase the amount of Wackos you use in a post.

To Rena:Unless Scrub officially states the age of consent for Alcohol, you're in the green.

[Sord]

wtf is a bar? we drink at pubs here, son http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


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[Scrub]

This is a pub. It's name is The FKL B4R.



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[Tact]

Sord's right. We need to edit the topic title! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-02 13:48, DizzyDi wrote:
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n90/planegurl/PurpleDrank.jpg

I only drink the finest purple drank, beetch.



Only the finest of Jolly Ranchers for this man's purple drank.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-02 13:49, Tystys wrote:
To Tact: So what? Just drink it, it'll increase the amount of Wackos you use in a post.

To Rena:Unless Scrub officially states the age of consent for Alcohol, you're in the green.



To Tystys: Wheres my PURPLE DRANK!?

[Tystys]

Exactly. Drink up, and don't worry Dizzy. I got ya covered.

[Mayu]

~sits in the corner seeing how she is underage~!

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 13:52, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
~sits in the corner seeing how she is underage~!



*finishes drinking the GOD and walks over to Rena* Are you feeling left out? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

There's no legal age for drinking on this corner of the internets.

Though if it becomes a problem, we always have Prohibition.

[DizzyDi]

Tch, I'm a cowboy. I keep this town in check from marauders and banditos.

[Tystys]

*throws one down to Dizzy, and watches him catch it*

On the house for that one, but the next one is going to cost yah.

[Tystys]

Well, cowboy, if you want more Purple Drink, I'd suggest you pay up. Got to keep this place alive somehow.

And if it really bothers yah, Rena....

*throws some Chocolate milk*

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 13:51, Scrub wrote:
This is a pub. It's name is The FKL B4R.


it ain't a pub till it's called a pub!

you did not go down to "Ye olde bar," you went down to "ye olde pub!"

[Tystys]

*sigh*

*snaps fingers and change the name*

Happy? What d'ya want?

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 13:59, Tystys wrote:
*sigh*

*snaps fingers and change the name*

Happy? What d'ya want?


not happy, but my bitchyness is satisfied

Have any Bottles Of LIGHTNING from before Haya's company merged with Shadowpawn's?

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-02 13:57, Tystys wrote:
Well, cowboy, if you want more Purple Drink, I'd suggest you pay up. Got to keep this place alive somehow.

And if it really bothers yah, Rena....

*throws some Chocolate milk*



Don't come looking for me when the notorious Kandy Kid comes in with his rough&tumble gang of ne'er-do-wells.

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 14:00, DizzyDi wrote:
Don't come looking for me when the notorious Kandy Kid comes in with his rough&tumble gang of ne'er-do-wells.



We won't, we'll be too busy kicking his and his gang's asses.

[DizzyDi]

Are you a cowboy? No, you're the medic! I'm the only one with the fast enough hands and gruff beard to handle them.

[Tystys]

Now that's some purdy illegal stuff there. I've got a case of the stuff, but we'll have to talk to Haya soon for more.

*passes Sord a bottle of it's best*

Bleh, fine Dizzy, just keep dem' bastards outta here. *passes Dizzy some more Purple Drank*

[DizzyDi]

Damn straight.

[Tact]

...Medics get shotguns.

Seriously, a shotgun! Are you saying it won't be of any use against those punks?

[DizzyDi]

Do you have a loyal horse? Gruff 5 o'clock shadow? A cowboy hat? 2 six shooters?
I don't think so.

[Tystys]

It might be, but ya never know Tact.

*hears something beeping*

Hmm? What the hell? Yo Tact, take my place for a second, I'll be right back.

[Sord]

*sips on LIGHTNING" eh, I'm not the assasin, there's now way I could deal with them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tystys]

*LOL DOUBLE POST*

Bad news, bears. Looks like a couple o' bandits are stopping the trucks containing bottles of Lightning, GOD, Purple Drank and our other drinks. Who here is bad enough to save the pres--alcohol?

[Tact]

Sord just saved you from the agony of the double post.

And I vote Dizzy.

[Sord]

eh, I'll snipe anyone who gets near the LIGHTNING truck, Dizzy can have the rest of them.

*heads up to rooftop with sniper*

[Tystys]

30 Clicks to the North. See em'?

[astuarlen]

I'll have a glass of water on the rocks.

[DizzyDi]

How about just the rocks?

[Tystys]

Welcome, Ast. *passes Ast her order*

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 14:16, Tystys wrote:
30 Clicks to the North. See em'?


*aims and fires a few times, nailing one in the head each time*

*annoyingly, each hit is followed by a clip of the "BOOM HEADSHOT!" vid on youtube*

[Tact]

Uh, Sord, just what kind of sniper rifle are you using?

Maybe you should switch to a more silent one.

[Tystys]

Now that's an odd piece ya got there, Sord. I'll send over some of the gnomes to apprehend the truck. Do me a favor and atleast keep an eye out for one more truck. Reports say the others shouldn't be too far.

I've already set up an..."ambush" for them, but it'd be nice if you can pick off the stragglers.

[Sord]

I meant the clip plays in my head, my gun doesn't actually say that when i shoot. Talk about misreading/lack of detail on my part X_x

I'll get the stragglers *loads some more ammo*

[Tystys]

Here
*throws Sord the last bottle of LIGHTNING he has in storage*

The truck load of the stuff should be coming here soon. You kind of took them out pretty far from their projected place of entry.

[Tact]

Meep! *dives behind the bar, gets out the standard-issue shotgun*

[Mayu]

I want...

Tact's blood http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Tystys]

*when he isn't looking, takes a syringe and draws some of Tact's blood.*

*puts the blood in a bowl like in Hellsing, and passes it to Rena*

I aim to please.

[Mayu]

Psycho Rena Awakes -

Psycho Rena: ~ Put the gun away ~ Breaks the gun then goes back to sleep

[Tact]

...crap. I'll have to get a new shotgun. And get that thing away from me! *breaks the syringe so it can't be used again*



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[Tystys]

Aight', aight', it's gone.

Here, just pick one. You're going to need to upgrade to keep them gnomes in line and afraid.


http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/butler_shotguns_folders.jpg

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 14:31, Tystys wrote:
Here
*throws Sord the last bottle of LIGHTNING he has in storage*

The truck load of the stuff should be coming here soon. You kind of took them out pretty far from their projected place of entry.


*drinks the LIGHTNING happily* heh, drinks for a job well done? Yeah, I'm down with that.

[Tystys]

The truck is here. I'll give you a case of the stuff on the house for the help.

Oh shit, get the one on the right!

[Tact]

*picks the third shotgun* Besides, I highly doubt Rena needs help getting my blood. >_>

[Tystys]

That's true and all, but we don't need anyone getting hurt TOO bad in mah bar when the clinic is still being worked on.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 14:43, Tystys wrote:
The truck is here. I'll give you a case of the stuff on the house for the help.

Oh shit, get the one on the right!



*opens fire on several bandits*

touch my drink you motherfuckers, you're going to hell

*fires several more shots*



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[Tystys]

Yo, what IM are you and Tact using?

I'm bored.

[Sord]

AIM, those are out shortened names though, I don't want to give my new on out, though it will probably be found out anyways. I'll PM mine, I'm not coming up with a topic though.

[Tystys]

Hah. OK.

Alright people, the Sunset is coming down on the horizon. It's happy hour.

[Sord]

speaking of sundown and the whole wild west, where the hell was Dizzy when we needed him? Lazy ass cowboy he turned out to be.

*shoots the last bandit as he runs away*

horizon just got a bit more red >_>

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 15:11, Sord wrote:
speaking of sundown and the whole wild west, where the hell was Dizzy when we needed him? Lazy ass cowboy he turned out to be.



He was busy in the, uh...other room.

[Tystys]

Blah, he took the fucking purple drank and ran off.

[Sord]

what a lazy braggart *sips LIGHTNING, true brew should be enjoyed, not chugged like a soda*

[Tystys]

I wonder if Haya will give this topic a sticky, XD

[Sord]

well, the old Pubs were rarely stickied, there's a chance, but unlikely

even the incredably popular Sitcom thread didn't get stickied

[Tystys]

So, we just got to keep this sum'bitch alive.

[Sgt_Shligger]

*Walks in and sits down at the counter*

Eh, I'll have a GOD. Are those guys still outside, I can help a bit.

[Ma_Navu]

Isn't it harder to keep things alive when they're drunk? "Relax! I'm cool, I can drive! Now gimme a stick of gum so I can try and offset the smell of beer and hooker spit."

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 16:35, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
*Walks in and sits down at the counter*

Eh, I'll have a GOD. Are those guys still outside, I can help a bit.


all that's left is to clear their corpses, your welcome to do so if you want >_>

also, now that scrub is back to his duty as dictator, we need a new weapons and armor expert/technician/inventor. I suggested you for it since you started the vault threads, if you haven't already you should apply.


go to the "To have an economy we need..." thread


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[Sgt_Shligger]

Done and done.

I need another duty besides Yamato Thrower. . . That doesn't earn much.

[Tystys]

*throws Sgt some GOD*

Thank Sord for his assistance. That would've been the last bottle we had.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Sord, I thank you for your assistance.

Maybe I can join in the sniping next time, I'm a fairly good shot. . . Especially if any of those K-styling bandits show up.

[Tystys]

Hey hey hey, K-Style is legitimate, thank you very much...

*grumbles something about Hybrid players, and goes back to cleaning glass*

[Sord]

lolz, this be FKL, they be dead as dirt here. and you're welcome for your drink *sips his own LIGHTNING* damn bastards trying to get ahold of Bottles of LIGHTNING. Can't have that, with every bottle drank the amount in the world drops. If only Haya hadn't merged with Shadowpawn. I should try and buy the rights to it, if only to make it for myself.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Oh, K-styling is perfectly legit, I just hate it. I'm a broken hybrid player. . . Ask Sord.

[Tystys]

Heheh. Yeah, I remember my first days on the battlefield. I was one of the first American K-Stylers...good times...

*looks at the glass, and decides to fill it up with some Purple Drank*

OK, let's see what the braggart loves about this shit.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Where's my bazooka. . . I need to do some point blank shots.

[Mayu]

~suddenly falls asleep

[Tystys]

Hey *taps Rena*

Here. *passes Rena a glass where whatever she wants to drink magically appears*

Sorry about earlier, but you need to learn your place in the grand scheme of things, I'm afraid.

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 16:56, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Where's my bazooka. . . I need to do some point blank shots.

Remind me to keep away from you when you find it. Or, at best let me find a red-crossed helmet and a shotgun. It's never fun killing the defenseless. Well, after a while, anyway.

[Mayu]

yeah um can you get this uh string off me>?? thats like attached <.<

[Tystys]

You can come and leave as you wish. Consider it something that's bound to your inner being. If I need your assistance, one tug and you're here.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Is that you admitting you're a K-styler ;o

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 17:09, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Is that you admitting you're a K-styler ;o

I can't admit to being what I don't know about. D:
I was about to ask what a K-Styler was in the first place.

[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: well your screwed my cute side ~ splits from the body

Berserk Rena: Out ~ splits

Kitty Rena: <.< sorry sister ~ splits

The 3 Rena's sit with Sord

Cute Rena: ._. leave me with a mean person :_:

[Tystys]

K-Style stands for Korean Style, a legitimate style that abuses glitches in the game to literally make your character look and act like a ninja. You'll be able to climb walls with your sword, slash someone and shoot them at the same time, and guard yourself from bullets, and slash your enemy at the same time, all the while dashing around, so only those with fast eyes can tell your movements.


It's a hell of a rush fighting K-Stylers.

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: How long do I have to be enslaved <<

[Tystys]

You're not enslaved, dumby.

I said you can come and go when-ever you like. Just be prepared when I do need you.

[Ma_Navu]

Wow. Just hearing about K-Stylers almost makes me wanna shit myself. Almost.

But this means I can't admit to being one, since I ain't one. When it comes to wars, I prefer duking it out in the "Opportunist Vehicle" fashion: if a vehicle is available, driving around in a wide circle, mowing down anyone unfortunate enough to get within my range--but most of the time, I'm useless as hell. I just like joy-riding. :3 However, if such a vehicle is unavailable, I just rely on being a Medic; shotguns + auto-reviving syringe for allies = amazing.

[Tystys]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfOac4pd3Ks&mode=related&search=


I like being the medic. Point Whore <---

That video above shows some K-Style moves. If you havn't seen them yet, you must be really new.

[Ma_Navu]

The only online FPS game I've ever played is Call of Duty 3. Remember, my funds = shit. I have to rely on my brother buying games and finish them in order to actually get a shot at them. >_>

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 17:12, Tystys wrote:
K-Style stands for Korean Style, a legitimate style that abuses glitches in the game to literally make your character look and act like a ninja.

It's a hell of a rush fighting K-Stylers.


oxymoron much? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

it's true though

Gunz is free



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[Tact]

So Rena, you'd better not use that stupid glass to kill me. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: what? ~ she creates a Glass like Mini cleaver

[Tact]

I didn't mean that way...but it still makes me want to hide. *ducks under a table*

[Mayu]

Berserk Rena: Hey tact, she can control your blood by the way for some reason

Psycho Rena: She can kill you whenever she wants

Kitty Rena: meow! can I get some milk http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Sord]

tystys may also not approve of your constantly hurting tact >>

[Tact]

...seriously, why do you hurt me so? ._. *still hides under the table*

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: ~ Opens a scar that she inflicted on you ealier

- Uses some of Tact's blood to create Tact like clones

Play with him http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

~ The tact clones run at Tact
- -

Cute Rena: I need something good to drink please http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Sord]

the bartender is away at the moment >_>

[Tact]

That didn't answer my question! *runs outside, blows away the clones with the shotgun*

[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: THERE MADE OUT OF BLOOD THEY WILL REFORM back into you anyway -.- just run for like 20 mins and they will rot

[Tact]

20 minutes? I don't have that kind of time! Just get rid of them! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif *reloads shotgun, blasts some more*

[Mayu]

Kitty Rena: did we forget to mention each time you shoot them

like 20 of them reform back into you?

[Tact]

...you know what? This is like the Hydra, right? I should get onto my clones' backs! And then throw pots at them!

[Tact]

Ooh, a sponge! Great idea! *gets a huge sponge from the weapons vault* *soaks up all the clones*

[Sgt_Shligger]

If they're made of blood, get a sponge.

[Sgt_Shligger]

*Adds sponge*

[Tact]

You came up with it, so you get credit for making it. I just used it is all. *throws the sponge down a bottomless pit*

[Nitro Vordex]

*Walks in upside down*
What the hell? What's with this place? Where's the bartender?

[Tact]

This is the FKL B4R, and Tystys is gone at the moment.

[Sgt_Shligger]

I can Bartend, I've got some experience.

[Mayu]

yeah uh sorry about the bar being covered in blood

Well tact's blood

HE KEEPS SHOOTING HIM SELF

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 18:46, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
yeah uh sorry about the bar being covered in blood

Well tact's blood

HE KEEPS SHOOTING HIM SELF



You made clones. And made them attack me. Just look at the previous posts, you'll see I'm right.

And about my blood...you're supposed to be part of the staff here, you clean it up.

[Nitro Vordex]

I want a drink though. -_-
Oh yeah, there's a head in the window, dar I ask?

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: <.< It's your blood! you clean it up

besides The bartender is gone http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Tact]

Rena, you caused this whole mess. *throws a damp sponge at Cute Rena* Now you clean it up.

[Sgt_Shligger]

*Steps behind counter*

What does everyone want?

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: nu! ~ - Creates Blood shard like spikes and throws it at Tact!

The bartender isn't here! I can do w/e I want <.<

[Tact]

*ducks behind a table* *comes back up and points at the embedded spikes* Those were your fault too. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

I got it. Hellfire! *Flames vaporize the blood*
Now gimmie a Sparkz, I'm damn thirsty. *ahem* Please.

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Hey Rena, can you teach me that? Pweas?

[PhotonDrop]

Somebody better clean all this blood up. Especially if somebody wants their paycheck.



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[Sgt_Shligger]

Eh, I'd try and restore order but. . .

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-02 18:50, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
I got it. Hellfire! *Flames vaporize the blood*
Now gimmie a Sparkz, I'm damn thirsty. *ahem* Please.





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[Sgt_Shligger]

*Throws a Sparks to Nitro*

[PhotonDrop]

All you did was make the problem worse. Now there are scorch marks and dry blood all over the place.

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 18:59, PhotonDrop wrote:
All you did was make the problem worse. Now there are scorch marks and dry blood all over the place.



Ooooh, [sing song]Tystys is going to be angry![/sing song]

[Nitro Vordex]

*Jumps and catches it*
Thanks. Now about the head in the window...

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: <.< ~ Uses the dry blood and scorched flames to create

Fiery bloody Tact clones

There all clean sorta

[Tact]

*hoses them down and then soaks them up in another giant sponge* *tosses that sponge in the same bottomless pit*

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-02 18:57, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2007-08-02 18:50, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
I got it. Hellfire! *Flames vaporize the blood*
Now gimmie a Sparkz, I'm damn thirsty. *ahem* Please.

[PhotonDrop]

Too much iron in blood to be vaporized, end result will be crusty red crap. Like there used to be before Rena magic'd it into Tact clones.

[Tact]

And before I used my giant sponges to dispose of them.

[Sord]

you need either A) tystys to come back to get rena to clean up the blood, B) get PD mad enough to force Rena into doing it.

as per forcing rena into it, I have no problem with blood covered walls in the first place, I might as well live in it. So it's not my prob.

[Nitro Vordex]

Can't we pass it off as a new paint job? >.> <.<

[Tact]

On 2007-08-02 19:13, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Can't we pass it off as a new paint job? >.> <.<



Only if Tystys likes the new look.

[Mayu]

~Creates more Crystal blood like Shards and throw them at Tact

Cute Rena: you clean it up!!! <.< >.>

[PhotonDrop]

*whacks Rena with a clip-board* Cut that out, you.

[Tact]

Sorry, Rena. *dodges* Does it look like I work here? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit: Aww crap, you hit the portrait of Scrub. Oh well, you'll have to go get a new one.

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[Nitro Vordex]

Hellfire! *Stops the shards* Okay we got a mess as it is, don't need any help Rena >.>;
Hey, I never got to drink my Sparkz. *Lightly turns the can upside down and rightside up* So anyone know where Tystys is?
Side note: We should call him Mac at the pub http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

Did you ever think of a protection spell Tact?
@PD- http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tact]

Edit: Stupid Edit lag.

Nitro, I've never had time to study protection spells. It's dodge, dodge, dodge for me and my cat reflexes.

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[DikkyRay]

rena neve answered my question, you still hate me?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Hey, Tact, I can give you a Maiet Katana so you can dodge all that. . .

[TalHex]

*teleports into the pub scorching the tile floor* damn it! everytime... whoa *looks at all the blood* i didn't do that did i?

[Nitro Vordex]

Oops, did I miss a shard? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif Still working on my aim, learned it recently.

[Sord]

*still sippin away at LIGHTNING watching all the bloody violence with mild amusement*

also, Tact is now out of the building (ie going to bed)



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[Nitro Vordex]

@Tact- Come to my solar system, and you can study in peace. It's the Syrak System.
@Talon- no that wasn't you don't worry. So it's noticable huh? Didn't think it was paint didja?

Edit: GAH. Dammit Sord don't do that. *Wraps hand around fireball and extinguishes it**

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[TalHex]

*sits in a booth in a shady back cornor*

[Scrub]

A guy by his lonesome in the shady back corner.

Sounds like a Quest Giver to me.

[Mayu]

Whaaa PD hit me <.< with a clip board

~cries~ <.<

Psycho Rena: your fault <.<



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[Nitro Vordex]

Oy doesn't this place have a rest- oh wait here's the door*click*
Hey what the aaaaaaAaaAaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh....
*Comes in the front door coved in green blood panting*
Don't ask, just gimmie a beer.

[Sgt_Shligger]

*Throws Nitro a beer*

Be careful over there, we need to call the Ghost Busters sometime to get rid of that.

[TalHex]

questbringer? *blinks* oh so thats who this dude is! *pulls up a skeleton* looks like we sort of neglected to do his quest....

[Nitro Vordex]

*catches beer and sits at barstool* yeah, well I'm not exactly into the whole ghost thing. and someone needs to put a sign that says,"bottomless pit that leads into alternate universe where seconds here are hours over there and is full of ugly-ass monsters" on that door, but that's just wishful thinking I suppose. *tastes beer*
mmmmmmm, liquid breaad.



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[TalHex]

*one of the skeleton's arms falls off* maybe that was this guy's quest... how long has the ghosty thing been there anyways?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

This thread would get locked before it got stickied, simply due to length.

I'm gonna have to talk w/ S.Pawn about GOD lite or non alcoholic GOD possibly. In the meantime I'm waiting on a whiskey glass of just rocks.

[Sgt_Shligger]

For Sord, would you consider bringing back LIGHTNING?

[Nitro Vordex]

ask Pat when he gets back, he knows, he's an elf. He's on a trip though so I don't know when he'll be back.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Screencaps/momowine.png

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 20:03, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
For Sord, would you consider bringing back LIGHTNING?


i have to buy the rights from the merger created by Haya and shadowpawn first

[Nitro Vordex]

uh she looks a bit young to be drinking wine. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

LIGHTNING? Have some Sparkz, dood.

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[TalHex]

*holds the skeleton's arm like a sword* i'm going to accept the quest! *charges into the alternate universe* charge! *holding the arm aloft*

[TalHex]

*gets thrown head over heals out of the alternate universe* huh? what happened? *looks at skeleton's arm* and why is it blue?

[Meyfei]

GOD EXTREME-god with a menthy tast, you never had tasted anything so good in your life. call
%^% - ^&%^ - &&^% - (*(*
for your free 2 pack with a purchase of our 6 pack for a great low price of 200@

[Nitro Vordex]

RIPOFF ARTIST.
I can get GOD STRENGTH at the cost of 100@ and/or a trade of Telep. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[TalHex]

*waves blue skeleton bone around* woo!

[Sord]

you're both infringing on copyright http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-02 20:38, Sord wrote:
you're both infringing on copyright http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Sounds like a job for the crack legal dept. to cut down on these counterfeit beverages.

Such a cutthroat business.

[TalHex]

On 2007-08-02 20:37, TalonKitsune wrote:
*waves blue skeleton bone around* woo!



this is from some where? who would want to copyright a blue bone?

[DLShAdOw]

I haven't really been reading this pub, so I will just assume my idea is original.

This pub now has a jukebox.

*kicks the Jukebox, Piano man begins to play*

Now That's Pub Music!

[Tystys]

Grr, friggin Ryu in DOA4....grr...

I'm ba--

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Nitro Vordex]

Apparently everyone passed out, as that's why there are no more posts here, time to do what I do best.
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8563/agentsmithretardedli3.jpg

By the way this isn't directed at you.

[Nitro Vordex]

O LAWD! EVERYONE GET OUT QUICK!

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: Hi Tys http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Tystys]

*grabs Rena's head and starts crushing*

I KNOW YOUR PSYCHO RENA'S HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. WHERE'S TACT, THIS IS THE SMELL OF HIS BLOOD.



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[Mayu]

x.x

Why would you do that to a girl <.<

~sniff ;_:

[Tystys]

Because a regular GIRL doesn't do this!

*points to the mass of blood that's still stuck on the bar's walls*

Not to mention have dual personalities!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-02 22:00, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
x.x

Why would you do that to a girl <.<

~sniff ;_:


More like why does he do that to someone saying Hi. ;o

[Nitro Vordex]

Well, I'll go prepare Tystys's funeral for when the other Renas show up.

[Sord]

actually, as i said before, her names i misnomers. Psycho rena is the least likey to make this kind of mess. Cute rena commits the most acts of violence >_>

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: <.< Other me's why won't you help me ~cries~


- -

Psycho Rena on the other side

Psycho Rena: Kinda lazy

Berserk Rena: I'm asleep

Kitty Rena: -.- Like it even hurts your a vampire and where like spirits???? -.-

[Tystys]

*sigh*

Just clean the mess up, please Rena.

*begins cleaning glass to realize it's filled with blood*

*throws it out and just sits down on a table with his head down*

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: I do not!! <.<

Kitty Rena: She also has the most violent abilities out of all of us <.<

Berserk Rena: Not to mention she can turn to anyone into a stuffed animal -.-

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: I don't wanna :_;

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-02 22:07, Tystys wrote:
...please...

I'll give you a raise.


No need to do that. Threaten to kick all the Rena's out! Your bar dude. Now where's my glass of nothing on the rocks?!

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 22:05, Tystys wrote:
*sigh*

Just clean the mess up, please Rena.

*begins cleaning glass to realize it's filled with blood*

*throws it out and just sits down on a table with his head down*


whatever happened to that string power? If you're gonna wield power over someone, freaking use it!

[Tystys]

...please...

I'll give you a raise.

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: <.< -.- ~ Controls all of the blood stains and creates a drink then drinks it

Cute Rena: Happy <.<

[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: wow! wait we didn't anything -.-

Kitty Rena: We are like talking to Sord -.-

Berserk Rena: mmmhmm hes teaching us how to torture people correctly

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 22:07, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Cute Rena: <.< -.- ~ Controls all of the blood stains and creates a drink then drinks it

Cute Rena: Happy <.<



Yes, now go do whatever it is you do with your clones.

*calls up the DCA*

Yeah, I need about....

Fucking 30 more drinking glasses *smacks head*.

[PhotonDrop]

*gives Rena a cookie* Thank you. Sanitation wouldn't have liked the bar in the condition it was http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Mayu]

<.< ok ~ - Makes the clones into Crystalized Blood Shards

then eats them

[Tystys]

O_O

DID YOU JUST FUCKING EAT YOURSELF?

[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: mmm... your wrong http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Kitty Rena: see that string in our body?

Berserk Rena: yeah um Well be in spirit form thank you

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 22:11, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Psycho Rena: mmm... your wrong http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Kitty Rena: see that string in our body?

Berserk Rena: yeah um Well be in spirit form thank you



Jesus christ *sighs*

I'm going to go and kill shit. I'll be right back. Try not to muck things up again Rena.



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[Nitro Vordex]

>.> Where's the trash? Or can I throw my glass against the wall? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif *rears arm back*

[Sord]

On 2007-08-02 22:11, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Psycho Rena: mmm... your wrong http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Kitty Rena: see that string in our body?

Berserk Rena: yeah um Well be in spirit form thank you


just remember even in spirit form I can deal with you *smirks*

[Tystys]

Taco it, go ahead and throw it, I'm getting new ones.



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[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: <.< Don't hurt us!

Kitty Rena: Well be good :_:!!!

Berserk Rena: <.< >.>

[Almighty_Envy]

* picks psycho Rena up by the throat with one hand *

What did i miss

[Meyfei]

Falls asleep on tystys ~daddy~



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[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-02 22:21, Tystys wrote:
Fuck it, go ahead and throw it, I'm getting new ones.


Meh, I threw it already anyway.
By the way, I should probably get my fireball off of the barsto-*turns around and the glass is there*
Oh,shit.

[Tystys]

*glass flies at Nitro's head*

Clucking duck!



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[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: Hey you do know your like holding the air right?

Kitty Rena: You can only hurt our original body -.-

Berserk Rena: So go ahead and hurt Cute Rena -.- which won't do anything since shes a vampire and can heal quickly Envy <.<

[Tystys]

Nah Chuck that, he touches you, he's gone.

At this point, only me and Sord can torture yah, Got it!?



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[Mayu]

Psycho Rena: Only sord controls us three silly human -.-

Kitty Rena: You can only hurt our cute side http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Berserk Rena: -.- Lol

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Someone got that one disease where you gotta swear every two seconds?

Soap in the mouth time.

[Tystys]

Exactly!

HEY MY POST!

[Ma_Navu]

Tys, how is it that every time you speak, the f-word word or a variant of it always sneaks into your sentences.

All that's left is using it as almost every word in the sentence, like "F*** the f***ing f***ers."



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[Tystys]

Because.

CHUCK!
...Wait, what the CHUCK?


DANGIT!

...Oh come on.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Ducks don't cluck either, but you know what I mean. ;o

[DizzyDi]

more drank, plz.

[Tystys]

Bah, screw it.

What was it that you wanted again? Whiskey?

*passes Hayabusa whatever he ordered*

[Ma_Navu]

Ah, this is pretty damn amusing. Forced censorship is amazing, no?

[Tystys]

Grrr...shut the CHUCK up...

*passes Dizzy some Purple Drank*

What d'ya want, Navu.

[Mayu]

Pretty sig http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Ma_Navu]

...Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-02 22:38, Tystys wrote:
Bah, screw it.

What was it that you wanted again? Whiskey?

*passes Hayabusa whatever he ordered*


Yeah, you get bitter waiting hours for something soo small. All the while blood is splashed around the place by a crazy rena, not cleaned up by lazy rena, and the sort of thing that goes with that.

Cup of ice. To grind my teeth on. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Tystys]

Yeah yeah, here you two

[Nitro Vordex]

*Matrix Style dodge* Whew that was close. i coulda stopped it but meh.Crap, watch out Envy!

[DLShAdOw]

GIB RAR DRUNK PLOX

[Nitro Vordex]

Hey did you know your bathroom leads- bah I'll just quote it

Oy doesn't this place have a rest- oh wait here's the door*click*
Hey what the aaaaaaAaaAaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh....
*Comes in the front door coved in green blood panting*
Don't ask, just gimmie a beer.
True story. A beer would be good too.

and then right after:

and someone needs to put a sign that says,"bottomless pit that leads into alternate universe where seconds here are hours over there and is full of ugly-ass monsters" on that door, but that's just wishful thinking I suppose. *tastes beer*
mmmmmmm, liquid breaad.




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[Ma_Navu]

...And so, my trap has sprung! You're serving alcohol to an under-aged person! Now the police are coming~ [Insert manic laugh here]

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-02 22:49, Ma_Navu wrote:
...And so, my trap has sprung! You're serving alcohol to an under-aged person! Now the police are coming~ [Insert manic laugh here]


Dude, he gave you a non-alcoholic GOD.

[Tystys]

Also, Scrub stated earlier that there's no age of consent as far as Alcohol is concerned.

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: ~ passes out

[Ma_Navu]

Dammit to hell! This is what I get for being absent for as long as I have. Blrghlrgh.

Rather than screw my taste buds over with "alcohol," I'll just drink my soda pop. Sweet, sweet, delishus soder pop. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tystys]

Yeah, here ya go.

*passes Navu a soda*

Careful when you open it.

[Nitro Vordex]

Yeah, check the bathroom.
Mind if we call you Mac in this thread?

[Tystys]

Nah, go ahead.

*cleans glass*

[Weeaboolits]

Tsubabababa!

[Nitro Vordex]

How many beers have I had...?
Screw it. Yo Mac, an Incredible Hulk shot ova hear!

[Ma_Navu]

"When I open it?" Hah, you don't give me enough credit.
*Pops the soda can into his mouth and commences to eat it like popcorn*

Also, Ronin, sadly, "Tsubabababa!" is no longer part of my signature. However, I have it saved just in case I want it later. Huzzah~

[Nitro Vordex]

That looks like DBZ style art Navu.

[Ma_Navu]

The guy who originally drew the characters WAS the guy who made Dragon Ball. Odd, eh?

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-02 23:07, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
How many beers have I had...?
Screw it. Yo Mac, an Incredible Hulk shot ova hear!



You down another one of these things and you're fucking dead...

Who am I kidding, here.

*passes it to Nitro*

[Nitro Vordex]

Weird. Is the same true for Dragon Quest?

[Ma_Navu]

Yep, he also created the character designs for Dragon Quest.

[Tystys]

Hey now, enough of that shit. We talk about Tales games over here. That's the SE table over there.

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif Where's my shot Mac?

[Ma_Navu]

Technically, it's "Random Games," since he's wondering whether or not a specific artist designed characters from random games. Huzzah for technicalities~

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-02 23:25, Tystys wrote:
Hey now, enough of that shit. We talk about Tales games over here. That's the SE table over there.


Hey, look at my sig.

[Tystys]

Hey, look at the door

You're fucking gone

*kicks Nitro out of the pub*

[Ma_Navu]

On 2007-08-02 23:32, Tystys wrote:
Hey, look at the door

You're fucking gone

*kicks Nitro out of the pub*

Uh-oh. There goes the f-bomb again. Huzzah~

[Nitro Vordex]

*Takes the door with me* Yo, why are there still corpses out here!?
Wait hold on, I left my keys in the bathrrrrrroooooohhhsssoooonnnoooffaaaabbbiiiii-
*alternate universe*

[Tystys]

...
Woops. Shouldn't have grouped the souls of the dead so closely together over there.