The FKL B4R(Pub): AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE

[Tystys]

Alright, considering the other topic is being screwed and has gotten a bit too long, I've decided to re-open the place in another location.

Stealing from Scrub's office is useless, I'm using my own @ to construct top of the line furniture that's BOLTED INTO THE FUCKING GROUND.

*sighs, and goes back to cleaning glasses*



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[SpikeOtacon]

Hey, anyone going to get me that Rum I ordered a day and a thread ago?

[Tystys]

Yeah, here ya go

*tosses Spike three extra glasses*

That should KIND OF make up for the wait.

[VanHalen]

I missed the last thread.

[SpikeOtacon]

Now that's some service!

So how were things outside of the pub, Tys?

[Sord]

i want an irish pub this time http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*drinks his LIGHTNING out of a classic Irish mug and starts up an Irish bar song*



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[Tystys]

On 2007-08-05 15:46, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Now that's some service!

So how were things outside of the pub, Tys?



Well, Drift City is a mess, tacoland is moving in, and I can't get enough sleep in the day. Not to mention I have to see the Mrs tommorow, and am regretting not getting any "Rain Coats".

But other then that, I'm fine.



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[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 15:48, Tystys wrote:

On 2007-08-05 15:46, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Now that's some service!

So how were things outside of the pub, Tys?



Well, Drift City is a mess, blockland is moving in, and I can't get enough sleep in the day. Not to mention I have to see the Mrs tommorow, and am regretting not getting any "Rain Coats".

But other then that, I'm fine.



I prefer the "rain coats" with the little greek guy on them. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[Sord]

I'll wait for you till I turn blue
There's nothin' more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep

Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boot will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
Till Cortez came an' when so did you
From the ashes charred and blue
Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong

Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down we all near drowned
Ya stood there on the deck
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
And dragged you from the wreck

They threw a rope around yer neck
To watch you dance the jig of death
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry whores
One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
I need the bugger so I can see

[PhotonDrop]

This establishment is hereby placed under the protection of the office of President Scrub. The owner of the Pub reserves the right to remove persons from the premises for no reason at all. As a place of business rowdy behaviour, unruly conduct, and other actions that could inhibit the enjoyment of beverages served shall be punishable by torture.

- - 1st draft


PhotonDrop

[Tystys]

Yeah, he's a good man, *sighs*

*eyes widen*

huh. Ecchi is odd.

[VanHalen]

Is it ok to drink here if your underage?

[Sord]

I have a cute green waitress dress for Rena to wear when she shows up >_>

[Tact]

Hi, Tystys. Thanks for bolting everything down.

[Tystys]

Oh, and in response to your whole "If the rules were lifted thing"..

Yeah, I'd call in the local Tentacle Monster.

[VanHalen]

I want some http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif wings and some http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif soda please.

[Nitro Vordex]

This place feels weird.
It's like home in hell...
Well, that;s the first thing I could think of. Famliar, but horrendous. Now where's the Sparkz I ordered a thread ago?*Tosses @ around*

[Sord]

*wears an extremely dark, green suit for the time being, swaps out jukebox for bar piano*

[Meyfei]

HEY TACT, heres your GOD EXTREME

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-08-05 15:56, Sord wrote:
*wears an extremely dark, green suit for the time being, swaps out jukebox for bar piano*



Oh hey! *begins playing Cheers on the piano* http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-05 15:55, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
This place feels weird.
It's like home in hell...
Well, that;s the first thing I could think of. Famliar, but horrendous. Now where's the Sparkz I ordered a thread ago?*Tosses @ around*



Here ya go. You get the same treatment as Spike because of the wait.

Listen up, I'm putting in a new ABT. Just ask it what you would like, next time, and it'll fix it up for ya.

(this is going to require you guys saying you got the drink in your post, lawl)

[AlexCraig]

*Finishes off GOD from previous thread*
Can I get another GOD?

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 15:54, Tystys wrote:
Yeah, I'd call in the local Tentacle Monster.



...We have a tentacle monster? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

*takes the GOD from R-97*

[Tystys]

Well, almost.

The gnomes are coming back with it from tacoland. If Rena starts anymore shit in my bar, I'm going to have to sick it on her.

EDIT: Yes, it's in the back.

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[TalHex]

does this mean we have an actual rest room now or is it still that protal?

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 15:57, PhotonDrop wrote:

Oh hey! *begins playing Cheers on the piano* http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



oh fuck that is not get roaring drunk smashed and dance the fucking night away bar music in the least.

*brings in a couple kidnapped violinists and acordian players that were threatened to play or end their life short*

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[Shadowpawn]

*enters pub*

o.o

*sits in a stool and drinks GOD*

o.O

*observes*

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 15:57, AlexCraig wrote:
*Finishes off GOD from previous thread*
Can I get another GOD?


Expiration date:10 of your posts and/or lock thread http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif
*Takes a drink of Sparkz* I must be only one who likes this stuff, I wonder why?

Hey look, it's a cloud shaped in a mushroom! I pointed my Hellfire that way earlier t-
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Oh, shit. Um, what around explodes?

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-05 16:02, Shadowpawn wrote:
*enters pub*

o.o

*sits in a stool and drinks GOD*

o.O

*observes*



Hey there, going to stay around longer?

[TalHex]

um that was closet #13...

[Tystys]

I meant in the WAYY back.

Also, I'm going to be starting up an AIM chat room. Anyone interested, either PM me your name or just post it here.

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 16:06, Tystys wrote:
I meant in the WAYY back.



Would that be the bunker about 100 feet away from the B4R?

[TalHex]

O.o
o.O
wow maybe i shouldn't store my explosives in closet 13 anymore...

[TalHex]

On 2007-08-05 16:09, Tact wrote:

On 2007-08-05 16:06, Tystys wrote:
I meant in the WAYY back.



Would that be the bunker about 100 feet away from the B4R?



their is a bunker 100 ft from here? why we aren't at war are we?

[Tact]

...who would FKL be at war with? *sips some GOD*

[Sord]

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

We wen' ou' ta sea,
Ta see wha' we could see,
And oh the things tha' we did see,

Wenches by the dozen,
Mons'ers in thar throws,
all the while we smashed up Jack.
and stab some pokers through his toes!

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

[Tact]

Oh, right.

Hey Sord, are you doing the Irish Drinking Song from Whose Line?

[Sord]

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

We be as drunk as skunks,
Our breath is dragon fire,
We slammed down 40 beers,
Now you look like the girl of the hour!

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

[TalHex]

can we start a war against 4kids? they suck! (yeah i'll join the chatroom if you start one, aim name:Talonshadowfox)

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 16:17, Sord wrote:
We slammed down 40 beers,
Now you look like the girl of the hour!



*wags a finger at Sord* Keep in mind I'm also the man of the hour, then.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 16:16, Tact wrote:
Oh, right.

Hey Sord, are you doing the Irish Drinking Song from Whose Line?


no, I'm just singing random shit that comes into my head cause I'm drunk

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

Hey look at that wench,
She sure is fine,
But my friend,
he tells me otherwise,
Says he got so drunk,
He couldn't thunk,
He flirt with her,
And smashed they be,
Wound up next mornin with her,
Findin out a guy he be!

AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH

[Tact]

So LIGHTNING is alcoholic? I never knew...

[TalHex]

at least ronin isn't singing...

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 16:21, TalonKitsune wrote:
at least ronin isn't singing...


Agreed. ABT, fish n chip kthx. *Starts munchin*
Ima bbq'in, anyone want anything?

[TalHex]

*bleeds out his ear at the mere thought of ronin singing*

[Tact]

I'll have a gnomehamburger, if you don't mind.

[Meyfei]

DOWN WIT... being down wit things lol

[TalHex]

a chicken

[Sord]

*will sing more later*

Pub songs are win, make some up now! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif don't even really need the AIYE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE OH though. Throw in some funny lyrics concerning alcohol.

[Tystys]

Give me a 16 oz steak, ribs, a cheeseburger and a diet coke.

[Meyfei]

-shoots random gnome- here HAYA, HAYA, HAYA...now where did the spud go?...HMMMMMmmmmmmmmm...
oh well, heres you gnome shake Tact....oh wait you wanted a triple double cheese burger right?...or was that.... ARGH I NEED A PARTNER!!!! -runs into the bedroom-

also tsy tsy invite me to the chat -likmnju- plz XD


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[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 16:26, R-97-3 wrote:
ARGH I NEED A PARTNER!!!! -runs into the bedroom-



...Okay, what the hell?

And I ordered a gnomeburger, not a gnome shake.

[Nitro Vordex]

Gnomeburger? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif I'm not sure if I know how to cook that, but I can give it a shot.
*Magiks up a grill* Hellfire! *Grill burns with green fire* Alright I'm cookin. It'll be a while for everyones stuff, so be patient. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

On 2007-08-05 16:26, R-97-3 wrote:
ARGH I NEED A PARTNER!!!! -runs into the bedroom-



...Okay, what the hell?
Agreed.

[Meyfei]

>.> ~hollors you try serveing people with a lazy ABT~ -mummbles to self T-T its soo hard sniff i cant do this, i cant do this!!!-

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 16:30, R-97-3 wrote:
-mummbles to self T-T its soo hard sniff i cant do this, i cant do this!!!-



Then you have two options:

1. Get yourself fired.
2. See if Scrub will give you a different job.

[Sord]

Brawtwurst! beer GOD brats I be demananding!



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[TalHex]

i'm confused as hell here...

[Tact]

R-97 is sobbing in his room, everyone else is here, and Nitro is barbecuing.

Edit: Oh, yes, and Sord is drunk.

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[TalHex]

makes sense...

[TalHex]

makes sense...

[Meyfei]

NEVER! -kicks nitro in the back of the knee makeing some random cool matrix mix- im takeing over <.< ABT!! GEET THEE FEEEEE******** OUTEE!!!!!!!!!!! or i'll dismantle you piece by ********** piece AND leave that @ you stole on the table.... sorry bout your leg nitro but its a smoke free room...and you over cooked the poor gnome WHILE he was still breathing >.>.... 2-3 hours l8r FINNALLY all orders are served.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 16:34, Sord wrote:
GOD brats I be demananding!



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*Throws GODwursts on grill*

[Tact]

Three hours? What was I doing all this time?

[Nitro Vordex]

HELLFIRE! *Molten ball of plasma appears and floats in my hand* You're choice, R. Get me another gnome, or GTFO of my grillin' area. Tact can ya heal my leg? Please? Ow. >.O

Why you screamin' at me? I'm in the cooking area! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

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[TalHex]

On 2007-08-05 16:37, TalonKitsune wrote:
makes sense...



I spoke to soon...

[SpikeOtacon]

So how's the AIM chat going so far?

[Meyfei]

healing nitros poorly mangled leg

[Sord]

if it weren't so inappropriate I'd be posting versions of "Seven Drunken Nights" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TalHex]

well if worse comes to worst rena can always amputate...

[Nitro Vordex]

((>.<)) Owww. So can ya grab me another gnome for tact?

[Tact]

Aaand...done! Nitro, you should be fine in about thirty minutes.

[SpikeOtacon]

I'll tell ye a story that happened to me
One day as I went out to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm
Says I, A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm

I went to the barman, I says give me a stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I heard it was good

Oh never, oh never, oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed strait for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
He says come here to me boy don't you know we're in the law
Well i upped with my fist and i shot to his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees crumpled up
But it T'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the next thing I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and says he to me

I'm afraid o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar
And after three pints of the cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee road a friend to see
They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'
Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that cider I had

Now a man died in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on a slab
And after the corroner his measurements did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Till I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

[Meyfei]

On 2007-08-05 16:41, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
HELLFIRE! *Molten ball of plasma appears and floats in my hand* You're choice, R. Get me another gnome, or GTFO of my grillin' area. Tact can ya heal my leg? Please? Ow. >.O

Why you screamin' at me? I'm in the cooking area! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif


-hugs nitro- i didnt mean to hollor at you its so fustrating working all day with no "thank you" or "oh here have a hug" tsytsy the manager hiring a robot thief, whom doesnt help unless tsytsy id here... also -grabs gnome- this is how you cook gnome -insert violent gnome sounds...shotgun- and you -insert gastly squshing sqeeky noises- and then... you arnt looking so well...

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 16:50, R-97-3 wrote:
-insert gastly squshing sqeeky noises- and then... you arnt looking so well...



You're cooking it, of course it's not going to look too well. >_>

[Nitro Vordex]

o.O well now I know. Awesome. Much needed, thanks for the gnome.
Wait, where did my Hellfire go? >.> <.< >.> <.<

[Tact]

It vanished. Maybe it ran off into the bunker back there.

[Nitro Vordex]

*Starts singing over the grill*
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

[Tystys]

The AIM chat ISN'T going. You guys need to being pussies cowards and post your AIMs, lol

[Tact]

The only people on PSOW who know my AIM are Sord and Scrub, and I'd like to keep it that way for now.

[SpikeOtacon]

Only Sord knows my AIM name. Like the great Switzerland, I remain neutral!

[Nitro Vordex]

Uh-oh.

[Mayu]

Berserk Rena: ~Gives someone GOD

[Sord]

As I came home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
So I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, many is a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a sow with a saddle on sure I never seen before

Now as I came home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
So I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, many is a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never seen before

And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called the wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never seen before

And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my two boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns those boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never seen before

And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That's a baby boy that my mother send to me
Hey, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with wiskers on ive never seen before

probably the cleanest of the Seven Drunken Nights song, Flogging Molly version

[PhotonDrop]

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers.jpg

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers2.jpg

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers3.jpg

[Tystys]

On 2007-08-05 16:59, Tact wrote:
The only people on PSOW who know my AIM are Sord and Scrub, and I'd like to keep it that way for now.



Ahhh come on, you know we're pals!

Ehehehehe....

BTW, here's your shottie.

*hands Tact back a scrap of metal*

[Tact]

...what did you do with it? Lose a fight to a trash compactor? The very least you could do is get me another one or give me the @ to buy another. >_>

Edit: *takes the GOD from Rena, gives her some @ to pay for it*

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[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 17:01, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Berserk Rena: ~Gives someone GOD


we have irish pub now, which mean you get a new uniform

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5677/jigdressuu8.jpg but with more frills

[Bot-Bot]

Give me the hardest drink you've got.

But it has to be a liquid.

[Tystys]

*laughs heartily*

Drinks on the house!

THAT MEANS ONLY ONE DRINK IS FREE FOR EVERYONE....

Alright, I feel generous, one hour of completely free drinks

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 17:02, PhotonDrop wrote:
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers.jpg

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers2.jpg

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/FKLCheers3.jpg



This post wins over all others.

[PhotonDrop]

I should have faded the colors on the avatars http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tact]

Ooh, happy hour. *drinks some more GOD*

[Sord]

sad part is within a couple of days mine won't apply http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tystys]

*puts on headphones and loses control of body*

Dah beat! It takes over me!

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 17:07, Sord wrote:
sad part is within a couple of days mine won't apply http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



PD will just have to change the picture really fast.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 17:07, Sord wrote:
sad part is within a couple of days mine won't apply http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



A couple of days? That sounds a little...long.

[Tact]

I'm a guy in real life.

[Tystys]

Yeah, right. Scrub has already got PD working his/her fingers to the bone.

WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S WHO IN THE GENDER DEPARTMENT, DAMNIT

[Nitro Vordex]

Alright, everyone come and get. Your orders are on the table.

[Meyfei]

you know that gnomes still not completely fixed for cooking <.< theres still 3 more steps we were just skinning it next you need to take out the insides and toss them into this jar o'er here a'n, Trim its hair and lastly blah blah bones blah blah season the meat...then its ready

[Tact]

*takes a bite of the gnomeburger* Nicely done. OnlyBest gnomeburger I've ever had.

[Tystys]

*does a ninja flip over the bar counter, grabs his orders and sits back down on the bar counter next to Spike*

hey, how ya doing. *chomp*

[PhotonDrop]

God damnit Tact http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I was sitting here anticipating Sord's eventual change, and now I see you've changed yours. wtf man you trying to kill me? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Mayu]

Berserk Rena: Tyst mmm.... ~points at Cute Rena

- Cute Rena: ~ Creating Crystalized blood spikes for Tact

Berserk Rena: http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 17:12, Tystys wrote:
*does a ninja flip over the bar counter, grabs his orders and sits back down on the bar counter next to Spike*

hey, how ya doing. *chomp*



Doin just fine. Pretzel?

[Tystys]

Hey hey hey! Enough of that! We're this close to being condemened!

[Tystys]

Why, thank yah. *takes Pretzel*

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 17:13, PhotonDrop wrote:
I was sitting here anticipating Sord's eventual change, and now I see you've changed yours. wtf man you trying to kill me? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I was wondering who would notice first. *ducks behind the bar counter to hide from Rena*

[Nitro Vordex]

*Cleans up kitchen and sits down at bar* Huh, I've never had Dragon Chops. Lets see...*takes a bite*
...
...
... What? Did I zone out? Why is my hand on fire?
...and how come it doesn't hurt...?

Tact, you're on my foot. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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[Tact]

Oh, sorry. *crawls elsewhere behind the bar counter, noticing tiny needle holes in Nitro's foot*

*gives Nitro some bandages*



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[Nitro Vordex]

Weird, it doesn't hurt. Better put them on anyway.
My hands are still on fire, but they don't hurt. WTF? *eats the rest of the chops and bursts into flames*
The hell? Still doesn't hurt. Doesn't look like anything is being scorched either. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
I think it's pretty cool though.

[Meyfei]

-SWIFTLY picks up and carries Tact to the bedroom without him/her realizeing it yet or anyone else-
...
...
...
-walks outta the room- COUGHS well its seems there no root beer left, rena could you be so kind to get some from out back please?

[TalHex]

*takes chicken off counter* huh? this chicken is mutated!

[SpikeOtacon]

In this pub, everyone is neither sex gender. Therefore, lovin' goes all around! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 17:13, PhotonDrop wrote:
God damnit Tact http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I was sitting here anticipating Sord's eventual change, and now I see you've changed yours. wtf man you trying to kill me? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


SordSyndrome is spreading >_>

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 17:27, SpikeOtacon wrote:
In this pub, everyone is neither sex gender. Therefore, lovin' goes all around! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


tact makes a point of being both

[PhotonDrop]

Ah to hell with it, I'm not changing three avatars XP

[Tact]

Hmmm. *breaks the bedroom door down with the chunk of metal* *returns to the bar room*



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[Tact]

PD, mine's similar enough to the one I had before. I guess you can slack off in my avatar's case.

[Nitro Vordex]

Apparently R wanted some lovin' >.>;

[Meyfei]

Tact rena's out back i saved you... <.< also you could have just walked out i just put you in there for you own safety nothing to lock you up for....unless you want me to lock you in there... >.> hehe

[Shadowpawn]

On 2007-08-05 16:03, Tystys wrote:

On 2007-08-05 16:02, Shadowpawn wrote:
*enters pub*

o.o

*sits in a stool and drinks GOD*

o.O

*observes*



Hey there, going to stay around longer?



*wasn't paying attention*

Huh?

[Tact]

On 2007-08-05 17:35, R-97-3 wrote:
Tact rena's out back i saved you... <.< also you could have just walked out i just put you in there for you own safety nothing to lock you up for....unless you want me to lock you in there... >.> hehe



Um, no. I assumed you closed the door and/or locked me in because you said you took me there without even my knowledge.

[Nitro Vordex]

That makes me angry!
Them damn gnomes are full of fat! I hope your gnomeburger wasn't full of fat?
I'm goin to see if there's anything I can do about me, well, ya know. *Points to flaming body*

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: ~Bites Nitro

Cute Rena: ~Go huggle Tact and never let go http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Tact]

Aw geez. *runs towards an open window and self-defenestrates*

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 17:42, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Cute Rena: ~Bites Nitro

Cute Rena: ~Go huggle Tact and never let go http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif


I am on fire you know. >.>

[TalHex]

your cleaning up the scorch marks nitro

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 17:43, Tact wrote:
Aw geez. *runs towards an open window and self-defenestrates*



Hey, be careful! There are people standing there a few floors below! At least warn them that it isn't raining. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Wait, the bar is three floors up? *uses a towel as a parachute*

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 17:24, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Weird, it doesn't hurt. Better put them on anyway.
My hands are still on fire, but they don't hurt. WTF? *eats the rest of the chops and bursts into flames*
The hell? Still doesn't hurt. Doesn't look like anything is being scorched either. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
I think it's pretty cool though.


No scorch marks dood.



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[Tact]

Well, yeah, but I still don't want to get burned. *continues to float down*

And Nitro, I don't know if you know...biting people is Cute Rena's way of trying to exert control over them.

[Nitro Vordex]

>.> I'd rather her not bite me. Hellfire is fun but...

[Sord]

place is hectic today

[Tact]

*touches down* Okay guys...should I take the elevator or the stairs back up?

[TalHex]

eh... then why does that chair have scorch marks on it... damn... prinny explosion...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-05 17:49, Tact wrote:
*touches down* Okay guys...should I take the elevator or the stairs back up?


Escalator x 3! <-Ground floor is just the shipping dock for cases of bottles of GOD and the like.

On 2007-08-05 15:51, VanHalen wrote:
Is it ok to drink here if your underage?


Yeah, they made that an open to all bar with a rule just to cover that.



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[SpikeOtacon]

We'll just do like what they did in 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia'

If you're underage, we water the beer down 50% and charge you double.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2007-08-05 17:49, TalonKitsune wrote:
eh... then why does that chair have scorch marks on it... damn... prinny explosion...


Oh, I, um, ripped one. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[Tact]

Okay, Haya, I'll trust your judgment. *goes up the escalators, dodging barrels along the way*

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 17:54, Tact wrote:
Okay, Haya, I'll trust your judgment. *goes up the escalators, dodging barrels along the way*


You get hammer!

[Mayu]

Berserk Rena: hey ummm I suggest everyone take something so you can block it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Cute Rena: ~ Eyes glow Red and summons an army of prinnies! TACT!!! ~ Throws them around all over the place

[Tact]

*swings the hammer around wildly, breaking barrels and Prinnies while ascending*

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif hammerspace.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-05 17:58, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif hammerspace.



A sci-fi fan's best friend.

[Tact]

And an animu fan's best friend, too.

*gets back up to the bar and puts the hammer away*

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: Found you!! ~ huggle Tact then places a prinny on his head http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Meyfei]

run/jumps and swaps prinny with you got fkled sign and falls out a window with a...
...
...
...
...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nitro Vordex]

I'll see you guys later, I prolly will be back with the night crowd. Hopefully get this fire thing fixed too.Here's one more drinking song for ya. Be back later!*Starts singing as he walks out*
ALL: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
WAYNE: Once when I was celebrating
BRAD: I went to bed
COLIN: I had too much to drink
RYAN: I woke up to an ugly head
WAYNE: She turned over
BRAD: And I saw her face
COLIN: I screamed in surprise
RYAN: And I sprayed her with mace!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
BRAD: I jumped 'round and run away
COLIN: And put on all my clothes
RYAN: And then I ran from the house
WAYNE: I hit her, I do suppose
BRAD: But she chased right after me
COLIN: She got into her car
RYAN: She didn't get there
WAYNE: She looked like Jamie Farr!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
COLIN: Although she was so ugly
RYAN: I took her anyway
WAYNE: I used her to scare children away
BRAD: What the hey?
COLIN: Boy, it really worked good
RYAN: I remember that day
WAYNE: That I took her to the dog park
BRAD: And said, "What the hey?"
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
RYAN: I tried to forget it
WAYNE: I tried to drink a lot
BRAD: Because she was so ugly
COLIN: She needed an ink spot
RYAN: Then the day would come again
WAYNE: That I'd meet her
BRAD: I was so scared
COLIN: It looked like someone had beat 'er
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiii!

[Tact]

Uhh...Hi, Rena. And R-97, that Prinny wouldn't have exploded, it was just resting on my head.

[Meyfei]

-distance groan- now you tell me -.- moooooaraaononn

[Sord]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5253/duckquckdz5.png
wait... what?

[Tact]

Haha, Sord. Now everyone knows your AIM name. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit: Your new AIM name, anyway.

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[Meyfei]

<.< i started it

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z191/R-97-3/selfspamofdeath.jpg

[Sord]

everyone already know it, because I go in the chat room. I gave up.

[Tact]

That's more spam than on Monty Python. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TalHex]

doubt full

[SpikeOtacon]

You still won't get my AIM lucky charms.

[Mayu]

Cute Rena: ~falls asleep on Tact

[Almighty_Envy]

>_O

[Sord]

On 2007-08-05 19:03, SpikeOtacon wrote:
You still won't get my AIM lucky charms.


just be happy I'm nice enought to figure you didn't want your name out and closed your window out

ditto to tact

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

*Walks in coughing and dusting off leather jacket* Stupid spell. Can't do it on a motorcycle. My ass is still smoldering from that damn chop. Hey everyone, where's the Sparkz at?

[Tact]

Thanks, Sord. And good morning, everybody.

[SpikeOtacon]

Good morning, Vietnam.

[Meyfei]

GOOD MORNING BARB_RA_SUE....oops wrong place...
GOOD MORNING PUB MEMBERS... much better, Hows my favorite kittys doing -pets rena and tact on the head- and sord -passes a dull rusty knife- yeah here -Hands Nitro a(an) SpArKz-
YAAAWWN!!! its good to be back http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tact]

Hey, hey, hey. >_> Don't mess up the nurse hat.

[Meyfei]

-scratches ear instead-

[Tact]

Okay then...*eats some wacko cookies*

[SpikeOtacon]

Slow bar day.

[Tact]

I know, Spike. What should we do to liven it up?

[Ma_Navu]

There's only one way to make it a fast bar day.

SOMEONE, GIVE ME A METAL BASEBALL BAT.

[PhotonDrop]

Slow days are a blessing in disguise.

[Tact]

But PD, ever since I became a Medic I've only had to heal 3 people. >_>

[Ma_Navu]

There's a simple solution to your plight, Tact. Just find a shotgun or a firearm of any kind, and shoot whomever you like. Afterwards, heal them. Simple, yet effective, no?

[Tact]

I used to have a shotgun, but Tystys broke it. Now I have the Hammer from Donkey Kong.

[Ma_Navu]

Then use that? I dunno.

Concussions don't seem to work as well as bullet wounds, ya know?

[TalHex]

i could bring in some explosives and set them up under random chairs... when people sit down BOOM! then you could heal them tact

[Tact]

Yeah...another thing: I don't want to cause these wounds. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Ma_Navu]

Explosives and people don't mix. Although it'd be neat, I think it'd be extremely difficult to repair what's been blown into nothingness. >_>

[Tact]

On 2007-08-06 08:33, Ma_Navu wrote:
Although it'd be neat, I think it'd be extremely difficult to repair what's been blown into nothingness. >_>



There's that, and Tystys will pummel the crap out of you for damaging his bar.

[Ma_Navu]

That's impossible!

I mean that literally, since I've just finished pooping. So there's no crap to be kicked out of me. Huzzah~

[Tact]

...http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif That was so horrible...

[Ma_Navu]

I make horrible jokes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

[Tact]

No, I'd rather not. Otherwise Tystys will take me down.

[PhotonDrop]

ANYWAY

Tact, did you know that the first machine gun was invented by a Doctor? I think it was around the time of the Civil War. In order to do less amputations some guy went out to make sure that less people would survive being shot or something like that.

It's been a while since I saw this on the History Channel, I'll have to look it up to get details.

[Tact]

PD, that's awesome and not awesome at the same time. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ma_Navu]

Wikipedia helps~ It was invented by Richard J. Gatling, an inventor, not a doctor.

"Gatling's intent in inventing the gun was actually to save lives. He knew that in the American Civil war, many soldiers died simply from malnutrition. He thought that if he could make a gun that made one soldier as effective as many, armies could be much smaller. He felt that this would make it easier to supply armies with food."

[Tact]

Hahaha. "Hey, if more people die, we have less to feed!"

[Sord]

On 2007-08-06 10:08, Tact wrote:
Hahaha. "Hey, if more people die, we have less to feed!"


first thing that I thought XD

[Ma_Navu]

In short, Richard J. Gatling was a dick. =D

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 10:15, Ma_Navu wrote:
In short, Richard J. Gatling was a hero. =D

[Tact]

He was a hero for shooting games everywhere. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

Serious Sam especially appreciates his invention.

[Sord]

Doom and Duke Nukem

[SpikeOtacon]

Balls of steel.

[Tact]

Command and Conquer's Gatling Tanks. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-08-06 10:18, SpikeOtacon wrote:

On 2007-08-06 10:15, Ma_Navu wrote:
In short, Richard J. Gatling was an hero. =D

[Tact]

An hero? What? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Sord]

deal with it

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-08-06 10:37, Tact wrote:
An hero? What? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Inside joke.

[Tact]

I see. *gets a GOD from the ABT2, pays*

[TalHex]

yeah its wikipedia

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 11:19, TalonKitsune wrote:
yeah its wikipedia



No, it's not. Try wiki'ing 'an hero' it comes up with nothing. Which is why I changed it.

[SpikeOtacon]

Pretzel, navu?

I should also note that I think there should be more ChuChu Rocket games.

[Ma_Navu]

More ChuChu Rocket? Yus. I just hope that they can come up with some new puzzles. And by some, I mean about 100 or more. =D

I would go for the pretzel, but I'm dozing off in front of my computer. I'm gonna pass. G'ni-- good afternoon?