*cue guitar solos and King Diamond filled choirs*

[Allos]

Yes, I have returned from the depths of Off-Topic and the bitter gales of the Dead Horse Society to you, my people, the Landfillites. I see there are new faces among you...good...

Soon my children, a new order will come to FKL.

Now here's the question of the day. Where in the name of Jesus Harold Christ is Kiz?

[Scrub]

On 2007-08-06 19:48, Allos wrote:
Soon my children, a new order will come to FKL.



Hey.

Get Out.

[Tact]

No idea. But Spike is back.

[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 19:49, Scrub wrote:

Hey.

Get Out.



I missed you too, sweety!

[SpikeOtacon]

Hey Allos, you've been taking a while to get back from getting cigarettes at the store so by now your Ice Cream sunday might be a bit melted and moldy.

[Sord]

hey Allos, hows your pants burning fury raging today?

[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 19:53, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Hey Allos, you've been taking a while to get back from getting cigarettes at the store so by now your Ice Cream sunday might be a bit melted and moldy.



Long story short, I was kidnapped on the way to the store by goons payed by a certain enemy of mine...commonly found on hot-dogs...and before I knew it I found myself in a prison camp in Cambodia. After a needlessly complicated escape plan, I made it to Moscow, where I worked as a prostitute to get enough money to buy a plane ticket back here.

I appreciate the sunday, though.

[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 20:03, Sord wrote:
hey Allos, hows your pants burning fury raging today?



No comment...no comment at all... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

The sunday was the only thing that survived. Uncle_Bob used the remains of your dinner as a sauce for a rubby.

[Akdov]

Corporal Akdov reporting for duty sir. I am moderately drunk but other than that ready for any mission.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 20:11, Akdov wrote:
Corporal Akdov reporting for duty sir. I am moderately drunk but other than that ready for any mission.



http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7192/reyka20vodka20in20waterfl4.jpg

Have a few shots of the good stuff, it'll get you right back up to 'piss drunk' in no time.

[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 20:11, Akdov wrote:
Corporal Akdov reporting for duty sir. I am moderately drunk but other than that ready for any mission.



Your mission tonight is to get more drunk, and await orders for later. Glad to have you aboard son!

[Akdov]

Have a few shots of the good stuff, it'll get you right back up to 'piss drunk' in no time.




Your mission tonight is to get more drunk, and await orders for later. Glad to have you aboard son!

Correction to my earlier post I am now falling down drunk.

*Raises bottle of vodka and toasts DTPA*

[Sord]

well then...

I have a gift for you Allos
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7720/pants400pv2.png

[SpikeOtacon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/SmileyCorp/burntpants.jpg

It has begun!

[Akdov]

I love the smell of burning pants in the morning!

Or late at night.

[SpikeOtacon]

The smell of burning pants is indeed sweet.

Though if you get the darker denims they start to smell like stale Guiness. And Guiness is bitter enough.

[Sord]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/299/pantsonfireix2.png

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 20:31, Sord wrote:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/299/pantsonfireix2.png




Hey, I remember that. We should make another... uh, nevermind. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Sord]

*erects an effigy for what shall happen the world over*
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2192/effigylj9.jpg


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[Akdov]

We should all get together for a pants burning BBQ.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 20:36, Akdov wrote:
We should all get together for a pants burning BBQ.



With the guest of pants-dishonor being MC Hammer's parachute pants.

[SpikeOtacon]

And I got the light zappers still in the warehouse, incase of any quack-y resistance.

[Akdov]

Hey I don't see that talking bottle of Ketchup anywhere. We can take over FKL unopposed!

[SpikeOtacon]

The Super Scope better be the Primary.

[Akdov]

Nothing like the NES zapper. It is my standard side arm.

[Akdov]

The Super Scope better be the Primary.


You know it!

[SpikeOtacon]

I myself, keep the flamethrower next to me as often as possible. Never know when a pair of pants might try to sneak through the door...

It's a shame what happened to Bradicus and all. 'Smashing Pumpkins' isn't just a band anymore.

[TalHex]

i'l join what ever side induces the most pyro mania... i care not what it is that i burn/blow up

[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 20:39, Akdov wrote:
Hey I don't see that talking bottle of Ketchup anywhere. We can take over FKL unopposed!



All in due time...

Besides, I would like to see what he has in store for us.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2007-08-06 20:46, TalonKitsune wrote:
i'l join what ever side induces the most pyro mania... i care not what it is that i burn/blow up



Well, we at the DTPA burn pants. There are a lot of pants out there.

The...'others' don't burn anything. They just sit around and stain children's clothing with their red gelatinous goop.

[Sord]

my weapon of choice >_>

http://www.greatdreams.com/war/sherman_flamethrower.jpg

overburn them all! there is no such thing as overburning pants

but for the quick and easy:
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2462/flamehtrowergauntletvk5.jpg

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[Akdov]

All in due time...

Besides, I would like to see what he has in store for us.

Indeed! We must be prepared for any contingency.

[AlexCraig]

On 2007-08-06 20:48, Sord wrote:
but for the quick and easy:
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2462/flamehtrowergauntletvk5.jpg

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Sweet!!

[Akdov]

Burn all pants until not even the ashes remain.

Especially burn the pre-ripped pants that cost $80.

[SpikeOtacon]

Such a waste of $80. That could be spent on gasoline to fuel our weapons of mass Pant-struction!

[DizzyDi]

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-06 20:54, Akdov wrote:

All in due time...

Besides, I would like to see what he has in store for us.

Indeed! We must be prepared for any contingency.


he's been trying to cover it up, but as of late, he has been trying to stain more than just clothes, he's been trying to stain people!

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/810/ketchupstaininghumansqa6.jpg

[Akdov]

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

I'm a kilt guy myself.

Well to counter ketchup I vote we make Mustard the official condiment of the DTPA.

Or soy sauce everybody loves soy sauce.

Out of curosity are we the DTPA or NDTPA now?

DoubleDouble Taco? No mas por pavor.

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[Allos]

On 2007-08-06 21:14, Akdov wrote:
Out of curosity are we the DTPA or NDTPA now?



Shhhhh....

Soon...soon...