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DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:06 AM
I figured I'd be the rebel guy and rise up against our new would-be overlords.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6172/pastypq8.jpg

Thats right...Pasty, white, legs. A sea of them, stretching on endlessly.
Imagine, a world where you can't ride the train without pervs making pelvic thrusts at you.
You can't take your children to the park without having to answer awkward questions.
You can't even comfortably go to the movies.

Is this the kind of world you want to live in. Do you want your children to grow up with a fear of anything long and flabby?


Pants. They're comfy and easy to wear.

PhotonDrop
Aug 7, 2007, 12:08 AM
In time the pasty white legs become bronzed pillars of manliness. Sounds good to me.

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:10 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:08, PhotonDrop wrote:
In time the pasty white legs become bronzed pillars of manliness. Sounds good to me.



Exactly! Dizzi just can't see it with them shades on, so he assumes everything is as pale as a cow's ass!

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:10 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:08, PhotonDrop wrote:
In time the pasty white legs become bronzed pillars of manliness.


Only in a perfect world. But we're in FKL.

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:11 AM
It helps me get the ladies. I mean...They look like ladies in the dark.

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:13 AM
Without pants, you can be assured they are ladies.

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:14 AM
But without pants I can't use some of my favorite pickup lines...

"Nice pants, they would look better on my floor." http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 12:15 AM
when the legs are exposed the people who feel ashamed of their pale flabs will flock to the gyms to work them out and make them bronze pillars! The world will look glorious once more! Only good can come from the buurning of pants!

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:16 AM
If the burning of pants while they're still on their legs doesn't bronze them up, that is. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:16 AM
But can you imagine winter!? The chafing man, it'll be horrible!

PhotonDrop
Aug 7, 2007, 12:17 AM
And if you're still that unsure on the issue you could always revert to kilts or robes. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 12:18 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:16, DizzyDi wrote:
But can you imagine winter!? The chafing man, it'll be horrible!


cloaks and kilts my man, cloaks, kilts and robes!

damn, PD beat me to it : /



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BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:18 AM
I wear pants, but I still want to exercise(and do) so I can have a bronzed pillars of manliness... even if I'm the only one who sees it them...

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:19 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:17, PhotonDrop wrote:
And if you're still that unsure on the issue you could always revert to kilts or robes. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif



Thats cheating. >:O

Weeaboolits
Aug 7, 2007, 12:20 AM
Pants are awesome, though, especially Van's.

-Edited for redundancy-

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Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 12:21 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:19, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2007-08-06 22:17, PhotonDrop wrote:
And if you're still that unsure on the issue you could always revert to kilts or robes. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif



Thats cheating. >:O


you cannot chaet in life! It is not a game! even if i just did the konami code for god mode! Pants are a wimpy man's veil of shame!

PhotonDrop
Aug 7, 2007, 12:21 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:19, DizzyDi wrote:
Thats cheating. >:O


Hahaz suks 2bu

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:21 AM
Finally, some support. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:23 AM
Pants are the greatest. They're the object of many great jokes. Many classics such as...

- I have something in my front pocket for you.

- Liar liar pants are on fire.

- I see Paris, I see France, I see Sord's underpants.

And many more...

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:25 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:23, DizzyDi wrote:
Pants are the greatest. They're the object of many great jokes. Many classics such as...

- I have something in my front pocket for you.

- Liar liar pants are on fire.

- I see Paris, I see France, I see Sord's underpants.

And many more...



But when we don't wear pants, you can see our underpants all the time.

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:26 AM
But they wouldn't be underpants, for there would be no pants for them to be under.

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 12:26 AM
Pants ftw.

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:26 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:20, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Pants are awesome, though, especially Van's.

-Edited for redundancy-

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I demand that you, Ronin Cooper, of all people I may or may-not have a crush on, take your pants off immediately.

IMMEDIATELY...

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:27 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:26, VanHalen wrote:
Pants ftl.



Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:28 AM
Fear not Halen, misquoting is the tactic of cowards.
You have a friend in the ADTPA.

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:29 AM
The air feels so cool and fresh on my bronzed pillars of manliness!

DizzyDi
Aug 7, 2007, 12:30 AM
Did you know...That you have to actually work out for your legs to be anywhere near pillarliness?
Wouldn't you rather sit around and enjoy the comfort of a nice pair of sweat pants?

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:31 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:30, DizzyDi wrote:
Did you know...That you have to actually work out for your legs to be anywhere near pillarliness?
Wouldn't you rather sit around and enjoy the comfort of a nice pair of sweat pants?



When your legs are a pair of bronzed manliness, they comfort themselves.

In manliness.

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 12:31 AM
don't bother listening to him dribel, they are UNDERGARMENTS! by damn, UNDERGARMENTS! under your kilt! under your cloak! under your robe! under your tall-tee! UNDERGARMENTS!

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:33 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:30, DizzyDi wrote:
Did you know...That you have to actually work out for your legs to be anywhere near pillarliness?
Wouldn't you rather sit around and enjoy the comfort of a nice pair of sweat pants?



No. Not really. I like muscly theighs... Theighs are good... And sexy too... Manly pillars! manly...

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 12:34 AM
Winter is a coming. You'll know who your friends are.

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:35 AM
When your legs are bronzed pillars of manliness, the bronzed part is actually rays of the sun which keep your legs warm and toasty all throughout the winter months.

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 12:35 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:34, VanHalen wrote:
Winter is a coming. You'll know who your friends are.


cloaks, kilts, and robes!

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:35 AM
My muscly man-pillars will keep me warm!

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 12:38 AM
On 2007-08-06 22:38, Akdov wrote:

Winter is a coming. You'll know who your friends are.

The resourcefulness of the NDTPA members can overcome a simple obstacle like winter. I led a military campaign in Antarctica for goodness sake.



It was the Vodka.

Akdov
Aug 7, 2007, 12:38 AM
Winter is a coming. You'll know who your friends are.

The resourcefulness of the NDTPA members can overcome a simple obstacle like winter. I led a military campaign in Antarctica for goodness sake.

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 12:43 AM
DTPA! Ph33r my addiction to weird pants!
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i54/Envy_06/pants.jpg

Wow, I have a weird collection of pants I just realized http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 12:44 AM
Huh! Complex and unnecessary!

Skin! Manly skin - the real pants!

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:05 AM
Complex they may be. Though they give better cold protection than bronze skin.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 7, 2007, 01:07 AM
I think Van Got them on sale, right Van?

SpikeOtacon
Aug 7, 2007, 01:07 AM
All that metal gets cold quick in the winter. One touch of those and it's frostbite, baby.



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Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:07 AM
bull, those things are so roomy they create a wind tunnel. not to mention all the hot topic kiddies wear them and they're probably expensive as all hell

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 01:08 AM
I'll be cold and sexy then.

You'll still be cold, even in pants, but you won't look half as good as I do.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:11 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I think Van Got them on sale, right Van?



That's right on sale. I wouldn't pay out my behind for pants.

I could also use the chains to whip them bare legs that are showing.



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Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:15 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:11, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-08-06 23:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I think Van Got them on sale, right Van?



That's right on sale. I wouldn't pay out my behind for pants.

I could also use the chains to whip them bare legs that are showing.



so even you aren't fully loyal to the pants side! come va, cast away thos burdens and join us! you can melt all that metal down into a monument to commemorate the day you burned out your chains (ironically this is literal in you're case.) Or perhaps make some weird jewely those kids be wearing, or some gauged peircings. Hell, I'd probably just make a knife.

BlueDagger
Aug 7, 2007, 01:15 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:11, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-08-06 23:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I think Van Got them on sale, right Van?



That's right on sale. I wouldn't pay out my behind for pants.

I could also use the chains to whip them bare legs that are showing.



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Muscles = natural armor.

Manly thighs pwn joo. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Mayu
Aug 7, 2007, 01:16 AM
Panda~!

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:20 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:15, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-06 23:11, VanHalen wrote:

On 2007-08-06 23:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I think Van Got them on sale, right Van?



That's right on sale. I wouldn't pay out my behind for pants.

I could also use the chains to whip them bare legs that are showing.



so even you aren't fully loyal to the pants side! come va, cast away thos burdens and join us! you can melt all that metal down into a monument to commemorate the day you burned out your chains (ironically this is literal in you're case.) Or perhaps make some weird jewely those kids be wearing, or some gauged peircings. Hell, I'd probably just make a knife.



No it's nothing like that! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif I just don't have money like that thats all http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif.


On 2007-08-06 23:16, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
Panda~!



lolwut?

Mayu
Aug 7, 2007, 01:20 AM
I said PANDA?! -.-

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:23 AM
you are against pants, Rena, afterall, pandas don't wear pants!



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VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:23 AM
Is panda for or against pants? Choose wisely.

Mayu
Aug 7, 2007, 01:25 AM
Panda panda <.<

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:29 AM
Haha Sord! I ran a photobucket search on Panda and these "pandas" wear pants
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/gene_geminis/panda.jpg

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:31 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:29, VanHalen wrote:
Haha Sord! I ran a photobucket search on Panda and these "pandas" wear pants
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/gene_geminis/panda.jpg


all I can see is their torsos van. Also, let's see if Rena agrees with them being "pandas."



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VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:33 AM
how about these pandas
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/chamoy_2007/S4025283.jpg

Mayu
Aug 7, 2007, 01:34 AM
PANDA <.<!!

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:35 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:34, Ryuugu-Rena wrote:
PANDA <.<!!



Thank you photobucket search.

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:36 AM
those are clearly not pandas.

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:38 AM
pics or it didnt happen.

Mayu
Aug 7, 2007, 01:44 AM
Psycho Rena: Clearly those are humans trying to be a PANDA!

PANDA!!!

VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 01:53 AM
Those are clearly pandas...... just a little shaven

Sord
Aug 7, 2007, 01:57 AM
On 2007-08-06 23:38, VanHalen wrote:
pics or it didnt happen.


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even better


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VanHalen
Aug 7, 2007, 02:00 AM
Hey it says "Hi" in the middle!