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Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 01:27 AM
So I was on vacation for about a week, and while I was away I picked up a new Xbox 360 game. I was really excited to play it, so when I got home I popped it in but my 360 wouldn't start up. I was afraid I was a victim of the red ring of death but not even the system lights went on. So I picked up the console and started to shake it. Something inside rattled around and I heard an angry buzzing sound. I shook it again and I shit you not Hornets started to swarm out of my Xbox and stung the shit out of me. Now I'm outside in the living room, the door to my bedroom is barricaded shut.

Solve for X.

Chuck_Norris
Aug 8, 2007, 01:32 AM
o0, lol wow, Hope that works out for ya buddy.

Qrrrbrbirbel
Aug 8, 2007, 01:42 AM
Hornets?

Just punch em dude.

Now, come back to me when flying horse-bees start coming out of your console. Now that is some scary stuff right there.

Solstis
Aug 8, 2007, 01:52 AM
Space Bees. Bee happy.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 01:55 AM
What game were you trying to play?

Buzz Red Lightyear?

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 02:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Raem10/BeevsXBOX.jpg

Chuck_Norris
Aug 8, 2007, 02:26 AM
Better hope your hard drive didn't get messed up.

Mayu
Aug 8, 2007, 02:33 AM
o.0 How did bee's get into your Xbox o_0

Meyfei
Aug 8, 2007, 05:26 AM
lol yeah, thats some messed up crud. sleeping turns off xbox and still heres a humming/buzzing noise lol.take it to a shop and make sure the guy isnt alergic to bee stings first XD

Mayu
Aug 8, 2007, 05:46 AM
lol I wonder if they made a Nest in his 360

Be really umm o.p

CrimsomWolf
Aug 8, 2007, 05:49 AM
If they made a nest there.... well That's VERY, VERY REALLY VERY DANGEROUS...

And it will need to be eliminated somehow....(the nest)...

Mayu
Aug 8, 2007, 05:52 AM
And they are hornets

Nasty http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

CrimsomWolf
Aug 8, 2007, 05:54 AM
That's why I hate those annoying bastards.....

It would be good if they would just dissappear from face of the Earth...(the Hornets I mean...)

Meyfei
Aug 8, 2007, 07:03 AM
lol XD

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 08:42 AM
Just so everyone knows, that story was obviously made up. I haven't even SEEN a hornet, much less have a bunch in my 360.

Here's the biggest clue: it says I took a vacation. I've been here the whole damn time.



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Tact
Aug 8, 2007, 09:06 AM
Hmm. That sucks for you. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Almighty_Envy
Aug 8, 2007, 09:11 AM
On 2007-08-08 06:42, Ma_Navu wrote:
Just so everyone knows, that story was obviously made up. I haven't even SEEN a hornet, much less have a bunch in my 360.

Here's the biggest clue: it says I took a vacation. I've been here the whole damn time.


I havent seen you post for 2 days, and thats a hella fast vacation http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 09:33 AM
Well, it wasn't a vacation. My brother just wouldn't let me use the computer when we went to visit our mother. Also, those visits? Not vacation. Far from it.

Weeaboolits
Aug 8, 2007, 10:15 AM
Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyu!

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 10:26 AM
Oh, this shit again!?

Ya know what? Fine. You're now Ronin_Pooper.

Weeaboolits
Aug 8, 2007, 10:32 AM
That's a pretty bad typo, those letters don't even look similar at all. :/

Meyfei
Aug 8, 2007, 10:39 AM
no one makes typos like I the "Typo King"

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 11:19 AM
On 2007-08-08 08:39, R-97-3 wrote:
no one makes typos like I the "Typo King"


You should have met Mister Moo2u, master mispeler. You can probably meet him later when he comes back, be ready!

On 2007-08-08 08:26, Ma_Navu wrote:
Oh, this shit again!?

Ya know what? Fine. You're now Ronin_Pooper.

I called him that a long time ago. Or said something like Ronin_Pooper was taken because of his Sloganizing sloganizer sig thing.

Also Ma_Navu get your ass to Mars! Vacation of Governors.

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 11:38 AM
Mars? Fuck Mars.
If I go there, my head'll 'asplode.

Tact
Aug 8, 2007, 11:39 AM
Not if you're wearing a helmet. o:

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 11:43 AM
And who says I have a helmet?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 11:45 AM
The Government forces your ass to Mars and you fight back at the Government because as the Governor you don't take that shit from nobody, not even your own Government!

I guess I didn't understand the story part of Total Recall very well, or don't remember it well right now. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

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Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 11:50 AM
Wait-a-minnit! Since when am I a governor? Fuck this, time to make me some new laws!

Also, I never really saw Total Recall, so I've no clue what the hell you're gettin' at. =P



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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 11:51 AM
Arnold, California Governator, was in that movie and went on Vacation to Mars. And all kinds of crazy stuff went on.

Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 11:53 AM
I don't know why, but I lol'd.

But if I wanted to see crazy shit happen, I'd watch "Airplane!" since... well, crazy shit happens.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 11:58 AM
Well might as well see it once to get the Family Guy reference when Peter and crew were on the fishing boat and having a round of beer conversation and Peter talks about a lady from Total Recall.

He also rides in a car that drives itself, take that modern day Japan!
He shoots the annoying robot driver of said car later on.
He pulls out a big red glowing tracking device through his nose and screams like a madman.
He breaks into some lady's room and uses her as a fake wife to get into a tightly guarded airport/spaceport.
She steps on his foot then screams for help and he's all OSHI- and then a big chase scene where he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt running from space airport soldiers.

He even goes out onto the planet and somehow with no helmet his head inflates and explodes!


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Ma_Navu
Aug 8, 2007, 12:16 PM
On 2007-08-08 09:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Well might as well see it once to get the Family Guy reference when Peter and crew were on the fishing boat and having a round of beer conversation and Peter talks about a lady from Total Recall.

He also rides in a car that drives itself, take that modern day Japan!
He shoots the annoying robot driver of said car later on.
He pulls out a big red glowing tracking device through his nose and screams like a madman.
He breaks into some lady's room and uses her as a fake wife to get into a tightly guarded airport/spaceport.
She steps on his foot and he's all OSHI- and then a big chase scene where he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

He even goes out onto the planet and somehow with no helmet his head inflates and explodes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Raem10/1186566888221.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 12:21 PM
Oh yeah, and he wears a woman's mask/helmet and later takes it off and throws it at some guards. One gaurd catches it and its look at him before screaming and exploding!

Apparently this is also a scene from the movie:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f89/greasy17/TotalRecall2.jpg