Neo-DTPA newsletter

[Allos]

First I would like to state that even though the Neo-ADTPA has been organized, we at the Neo-DTPA have yet to see any action taken by them to hinder our advances. Thus, as acting Commander-in-Chief of Neo-DTPA, I state:

Come on. I mean come on. Your predecessors would be ashamed.

In other news, an updated Neo-DTPA roster will appear soon. To make sure you are on the roster, post in this thread.

And lastly, today marks the Neo-DTPA's first annual Free* Gasoline Day! Come on down to get some for your small armored vehicle/flame projectile weapon!




*Gasoline is only free for Neo-DTPA members. Sorry. That's how we roll.

[DLShAdOw]

A forum search should solve this problem! *goes off*

[Kuea]

I think I remember Allos...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Submissive to the acts of war? It was a stalemate apparently since neither side did much of anything. Not much ground was gained.

But your vehicles were tagged with spraypaint. POW! right in the kisser.

[BlueDagger]

I want to be on the roster!

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-08 07:52, Allos wrote:
First I would like to state that even though the Neo-ADTPA has been organized, we at the Neo-DTPA have yet to see any action taken by them to hinder our advances. Thus, as acting Commander-in-Chief of Neo-DTPA, I state:

Come on. I mean come on. Your predecessors would be ashamed.



*Gasoline is only free for Neo-DTPA members. Sorry. That's how we roll.



Organized my ass.
Its only me, and Van Halen...Kinda.
Everybody else seems to like stalking through the woods, Arnold Schwarzenegger style (aka, COMMANDO).

[BlueDagger]

On 2007-08-08 16:07, DizzyDi wrote:

Everybody else seems to like stalking through the woods, Arnold Schwarzenegger style (aka, COMMANDO).



Sounds like fun to me!

[SpikeOtacon]

Sorry I was out, had some emergency pant burning to do.

[DizzyDi]

Childrens weep.

[Sord]

On 2007-08-08 17:19, DizzyDi wrote:
Childrens weep.


because people wear pants

[astuarlen]

On 2007-08-08 17:20, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-08 17:19, DizzyDi wrote:
Childrens weep.


because people wear pants


Correction: because children are a bunch of sissies.
Now excuse me while I go toughen up--while simultaneously softening up--some kids with my trusty ol' leather belt.

[Mixfortune]

On 2007-08-08 18:51, astuarlen wrote:

Correction: because children are a bunch of sissies.
Now excuse me while I go toughen up--while simultaneously softening up--some kids with my trusty ol' leather belt.



These belts wouldn't have any business about any pants-holdings-up, now would they? I'd imagine most DTPA would look rather suspicious carrying some of those around. Perhaps then, irony is an objective hidden within these tenderizings.

[Skuda]

Navci has an old picture of Kuda that I think would do the DTPA proud. If only I had saved it to my hard-drive when I had the chance... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-08-09 00:36, Mixfortune wrote:

On 2007-08-08 18:51, astuarlen wrote:

Correction: because children are a bunch of sissies.
Now excuse me while I go toughen up--while simultaneously softening up--some kids with my trusty ol' leather belt.



These belts wouldn't have any business about any pants-holdings-up, now would they? I'd imagine most DTPA would look rather suspicious carrying some of those around. Perhaps then, irony is an objective hidden within these tenderizings.



Mix is funny with his fancy words.

[BlueDagger]

On 2007-08-09 08:37, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2007-08-09 00:36, Mixfortune wrote:

On 2007-08-08 18:51, astuarlen wrote:

Correction: because children are a bunch of sissies.
Now excuse me while I go toughen up--while simultaneously softening up--some kids with my trusty ol' leather belt.



These belts wouldn't have any business about any pants-holdings-up, now would they? I'd imagine most DTPA would look rather suspicious carrying some of those around. Perhaps then, irony is an objective hidden within these tenderizings.



Mix is funny with his fancy words.



He makes me smile with intellectual joy.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-08-09 11:04, BlueDagger wrote:
He makes me smile with intellectual joy.

Then you would enjoy mister Deltron and his lyrics which include words like intergalactic planetary annihilation on the regular.

[SpikeOtacon]

Deltron 3030 to the rescue

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Signing autographs for fanboys.

[DizzyDi]

Hey baby...You got three booty cheeks. Thats kinda rare for a girl like you.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I thought about posting that line, but then remembered I did the whole Total Recall thing yesterday. ;o