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Mwabwetumba
Aug 8, 2007, 03:31 PM
...There was a long piece of hair.
Now it's stuck somewhere inside my throat, and it itches like crazy. Post remedies!

HeadCrabz
Aug 8, 2007, 03:41 PM
Carefully insert an apple corer through the tear duct. Stir blindly. Results should be immediate.

TalHex
Aug 8, 2007, 03:44 PM
geting punched in the stomach should make it come up :whacko:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 03:54 PM
Appendectomy. Hair eaten in your lifetime ends up in your appendix.

You saw the hair and still drank it down? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Mwabwetumba
Aug 8, 2007, 04:01 PM
Yes, I drank it even with the knowledge that there was hair in it, confident in my ability to filter it out by catching it on my tongue.
Seems like I overestimated my blue whale-attributes.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 04:02 PM
Brave man.

Okay then, call your doctor/poison control before inducing vomiting. ;o

BlueDagger
Aug 8, 2007, 04:05 PM
On 2007-08-08 13:54, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Appendectomy. Hair eaten in your lifetime ends up in your appendix.

You saw the hair and still drank it down? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



We can't digest hair?

Weeaboolits
Aug 8, 2007, 04:07 PM
Drink this:

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/herbal-remedies-usa/hair-removal-cream.gif

Also, the purpose of the appendix was to digest materials such as hair and bone, but it's now vestigial.

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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 8, 2007, 04:08 PM
On 2007-08-08 14:05, BlueDagger wrote:
We can't digest hair?

I don't think so, that's kinda why your body really rejects it forcefully if it ends up in your mouth.

If I'm wrong and there's a doctor in the house, please correct me as necessary.

Doctor Cooper in the house^

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Mwabwetumba
Aug 8, 2007, 04:11 PM
I'm not done for just yet though. As I said, it's not in the stomach yet, it's still clinging to my throat. I can even push if further up by constricting the muscles down there... this is a battle that I'll win!

TalHex
Aug 8, 2007, 04:11 PM
hm... no gut punch? how bout that mustard recipe thingy? that should do the trick http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Mixfortune
Aug 8, 2007, 04:25 PM
All while typing up forum posts.
Quite the versatile warrior.

Mwabwetumba
Aug 8, 2007, 04:30 PM
People need to learn from my mistake!

DizzyDi
Aug 8, 2007, 06:15 PM
Here here!

Tact
Aug 8, 2007, 06:18 PM
On 2007-08-08 13:44, TalonKitsune wrote:
geting punched in the stomach should make it come up :whacko:



"No problem, Princess! FALCON...PUNCH!"

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