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astuarlen
Aug 17, 2007, 11:30 PM
CYOA: To the Caspian Sea* and Back - Haiku-XL Edition
*Availability not guaranteed in all locations. Adventurer agrees to accept equitable alternative if necessary, including (but not limited to) the Pits of Kragnor, Hell, and somewhere in Canada. Astuarlen Corp reserves the right to terminate service at any time. May cause cancer and stuff. See floor for details.
And so it begins.
sticky eyelashes
pollen tickles your nostrils
roused with a sneeze
waking from a dirt nap
memories are wispy ghosts
a rustling in your ears
eyes open, the world unfolds
a brief dazzling of light--then blue
corn stalks overhead
far from home and bed
what strange transplant made by night?
muffled voices grow near
A. I close my eyes and remain still, waiting.
B. I get up--not too quickly; I'm still feeling woozy--and look around me over the corn.
C. I roll off the narrow path on which I lie, concealing myself in the corn.
4 votes for a given option required to advance. Go!
Solstis
Aug 17, 2007, 11:35 PM
B. For baked goods.
DizzyDi
Aug 17, 2007, 11:35 PM
CYOA with a twist! I like!
B
PhotonDrop
Aug 17, 2007, 11:37 PM
B. rated movies
Sord
Aug 17, 2007, 11:39 PM
B, for another tidbit of story
astuarlen
Aug 18, 2007, 12:00 AM
gingerly rising
unsteady legs sway like stalks
chill breeze raises hairs
bobbing dark heads spied
voices weaving foreign sounds
fearful twinge in my gut
suddenly, silence
shadowed faces swivel and lock
target sighted
A. I decide to play it safe. Let the unknown figures make the first move.
B. I realize there's not much point in being shy. I call out "Hello".
C. I don't know about you, but waking up mysteriously in a cornfield god-only-knows-how-many miles from home + running into strange men speaking in strange tongues = something bad. I turn tail and run.
Sgt_Shligger
Aug 18, 2007, 12:04 AM
A. For anti-social.
DizzyDi
Aug 18, 2007, 12:17 AM
A
Almighty_Envy
Aug 18, 2007, 12:25 AM
A
Sord
Aug 18, 2007, 11:53 AM
A, for another tidbit again
astuarlen
Aug 18, 2007, 12:00 PM
You guys are just a bunch of sheeple, going with the herd. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif
tense moments a year long
three men--men?--arrayed 'gainst one
only the ground speaks
low rumble underfoot
the trio startles as one
a foul air blows in
they huddle together
argue and gesture nervously
distant bloom of dust
a decision reached
six hands beckon, "come! follow!"
all nature is hushed
As the three men take off, running east, away from the dust rising on the horizon...
A. I follow them. What else can I do? They certainly seem afraid of whatever it is coming from the west.
B. I make a break for the woods I see distantly to my right--but seemingly nearer than the cloud of dust.
C. Frankly, I don't trust these guys; they give me a funny feeling. Even in the daylight, they seem impossibly shadowed. I run towards the gathering dust.
DizzyDi
Aug 18, 2007, 12:27 PM
A
Sord
Aug 18, 2007, 12:33 PM
A as well
Sgt_Shligger
Aug 18, 2007, 05:27 PM
A
Almighty_Envy
Aug 18, 2007, 05:34 PM
A dood!
Solstis
Aug 18, 2007, 06:25 PM
Baked goods
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 18, 2007, 06:39 PM
On 2007-08-18 16:25, Solstis wrote:
Break-ftwoods
I keep getting here late after one option gets 3-4 votes.
astuarlen
Aug 19, 2007, 12:28 PM
Apologies for the tenuous narrative thread. This shit is harder than it looks. Shoulda gone with prose. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif
I follow three dark blurs
ripening fields to each side
breathless prey racing
o'er-shoulder glances
the feared-thing gains, grows, pursues
a flock shoots skyward
four men of flesh tire
wordless agreement: we halt
the trio turn, draw arms
dust swirls through the air
ten thousand circles of teeth
a snarl of gears and valves
hydraulics pump six limbs
a giant, coppery beetle
clanging towards us
corn stalks bend and snap
my muscles are fixed as stone
mice await the hawk
the metal beast pants
hissing drops slide down its sides
six legs come to rest
a door opens--hiss
three blue-masked men descend
behind me, guns click
an awkward affair
caught, confused, 'twixt two unknowns
shit, where are my clothes?
A. I back up slowly until I'm safely (?) behind my three companions (?) with the firepower.
B. I crouch down and crawl off to the side. I'd feel a lot better if I weren't standing between these dudes, 'cause it looks like there's gonna be a fight.
C. I try to look relieved and nonthreatening and cute and approach the three masked beetle pilots.
Sord
Aug 19, 2007, 12:30 PM
A
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 19, 2007, 12:47 PM
B
(Later scavenging the goods like a vulture after all doods are dead.)
metal beast pants + 1 A-DTPA
DizzyDi
Aug 19, 2007, 01:17 PM
C, take a risk.
DizzyDi
Aug 19, 2007, 07:48 PM
bump
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 19, 2007, 07:54 PM
More votes!
Spread the word to 20 random Message inboxes Diz, I'll do it to, 3, 2, 1 GO!
geewj
Aug 20, 2007, 12:45 AM
B - 6 to 1
Sgt_Shligger
Aug 20, 2007, 03:35 AM
B. For be safe.
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