Shligg's CYODDA 13, final vote! [Archive]

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 18, 2007, 01:23 AM

Chapter One Character: ???

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Coolness. It's like your head is resting on a cloud. A tough, unyielding, wooden cloud. Time doesn't seem to pass as you lean. . . Lean? What kind of subconcious paradise is this? Reality poors back in. Literally. Your head shoots up, knocking over whatever drink you passed out drinking. Traces of it fall from your cheek as you look around.

You're in the pub. There is enough light to see and not a dash more. The various wooden fixtures glow in the dim setting, they appear untouched despite their age, they've been here forever. Various cups, mugs, cans, and plates adorn each table, as do ash trays, candles, bottles and peo--- Wait, where is everyone?

Your answer elludes you for only a moment as you glance at the floor. Various articles of clothing lay on the ground no long covering flesh and bone, but bone and flesh. The things inside them would be illy defined as corpses. Skin drapes over their pale, drained bodies. What could've done this? You notice something. . . No, a few somethings sitting atop a figure not completely devoid of substance. Rocks? With chunks of leather. . . But. . . ? As you watch, the stones slowly move with their leather flap. The figure shrinks before your very eyes. Since when do stones. . . Then it hits you.

"Geoducks (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=geoduck&um=1&sa=N&tab=wiurl)."

The clam like predators detach themselves from their victim and slowly turn towards you. What are they going to do, jump me? It's a clam! But then, as if by the sheer force of irony, one of the Geoduck's siphons slap the floor, propelling it into the air, directly at you. As it flies accross the pub, a few others follow, with lightning speed. You catch a glimpse of their circular mouths, adorned with serated teeth. You notice some of them jump off to the side, at others. At least your not the last one standing.

* * * *

But you've no time to admire your soon-to-be predator nor observe the other survivors. It's time for action, you decide to. . .

A: Dodge it. You're way faster then these things, it's what 50 cups of coffee will do to a suit. As soon as they fling by, it's pop-pop with your Jericho 9MM. Frickin' clams.
B: Throw a Poke'ball! The extra 'Dex entry never hurts and it's always good to add to your team. Heck, it might evolve!
C: Drop them out of the air before your silver dollar hits the wooden floor. Then you can ride off into the sunset on your mechanical horse. . . And save the girl too, she's gotta be here.
D: Greet them with your feline claws. They'll be hacked to bits before they even touch you or your needle dress. You've already cleaned it how many times this week?!

-EDIT- First to three wins, unless stated otherwise.

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Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 01:30 AM

B!

Those things look like worms http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

VanHalen

Aug 18, 2007, 01:34 AM

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 18, 2007, 01:39 AM

B for Cuban and to get the ball rolling

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Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 02:47 AM

You deleted my post! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifisapproved: Hayahax, nooooez.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 18, 2007, 02:57 AM

Chapter 2 Character: ???

* * * *

"Not this time guys, you're mine. Poke'ball, go!"

Your afro along with your entire outfit twist and you throw you Poke'ball with deadly accuracy. The oncoming Geoduck, even if it had the ability to control it's trajectory, had no chance. An electronic sound echoes as the red and white orb collides with the Geoduck, enveloping the creature in flaring red light. The device falls to the floor as it swiftly siphons the entire Geoduck, leaving no trace but the shaking ball on the floor. Your fist shakes as you stare at the ball as it glows and pulses on the floor.

1 . . .

2 . . .

3 . . .

The light fades. "Yeah! I caught a Geoduck!" You whip out your Poke'dex and listen to the new entry drone out in an emotionless, elecronic voice. Your hand grabs the back of your head as you laugh for a short while, that is, until you look at the other Geoducks in the pub. Your fellow survivors get by as well as you did, maybe better.

The cowboy whips out his revolver, flicks out 3 shots, and snaps it back in his holster. All 3 Geoducks plunk to the floor just before you hear the ping of a coin. Now that's a man. . . Er, wait a minute Your head flashes to another survivor. He's clad in a black business suit aside from a white vest and his unprofessional, yet masculine, scruff and spikey white hair. He side steps with superhuman speed, allowing the Geoduck to zip right past him. With the same speed, he squeezes his 9MM, killing the Geoduck before it hits the wall. His other hand awards him with a sip of coffee.

Another turn of the head reveals a desirable women clad in a needled nurse's dress. And desirable is really saying something, she's apparently part cat, with ears, a tail, and even claws. Two Geoduck's fly at her. The first one is greeted with one of the said claws, severing it's siphon while the other one meets the butt end of her SMG. It falls helplessly to the floor and recieves a single word from the Yaskminkov 9000.

A sigh of relief barely escapes your lips as a pair of sky blue blades fly by your head. You turn to the left to watch them go straight through the oncoming Geoducks, severing one and pinning the other to a nearby wall. A look to the right reveals the thrower who's darbed in all white. He sports a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and spikey hair, the same hue as his Yamatos.

The five of you all walk together and observe one another. You decide to break the silence "The name's Van Halen, I'm a trainer from Celadon City." The blue haired man replies "Sgt. Shligger. The title doesn't mean anything, so don't ask about it." The nurse speaks up next "Tact, and yes, the ears and tail are real." The cowboy tips his hat up while he speaks. "Dizzy Di, FKL's blackest poster." And finally, the suit speaks up, his speech unimpaired by his high coffee intake. "Ma Navu. Defense Attorney."

"Well, it's nice to meet you all, even with these poor conditions. Now, we gotta get out of this situation. How will we do this?"

Tact: "I'll look for other survivors."

Dizzy: "I'll head to the roof and pick off any Geoducks. We can meet back here later."

Shligg: "I can head over to the weapon's vault, there's some fine equipment in there that I can bring back."

Ma Navu: "I'll help guard the pub with Dizzy."

* * * *

Pitch in! You decide to. . .

A: Join Dizzy and Ma Navu in guarding the Pub. No Geoduck's taking this thing down.
B: Help Tact rescue survivors. The more the merrier!
C: Follow Shligg to the weapons vault. Bring back some heavy artillery.

-EDIT- First to four this time.

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Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 03:05 AM

C, I think. Can I make a small appearance? ._.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 18, 2007, 03:08 AM

CYOVHA Choose your own VanHalen Adventure! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

C

One pokeymans geoduck isn't much of a weapon.

VanHalen

Aug 18, 2007, 03:09 AM

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 06:46 AM

Eh, the hell with it. C!

Just so we can see what he pulls from the vault.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 18, 2007, 11:48 AM

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/va/vanhap4990735941874580.jpg

TalHex

Aug 18, 2007, 11:59 AM

Sord

Aug 18, 2007, 12:02 PM

wow, compared to the last one you really stepped up your quality with this one. Despite my complete dislike towards throwing a pokemon character in there, but that's more or less Van's fault, so I'll make fun of him, the Nazi. So anyways, looks like it's already decided what's next. So don't be procrastinationg indefinitly on just the 3rd installment!

DizzyDi

Aug 18, 2007, 12:03 PM

TalHex

Aug 18, 2007, 12:04 PM

that robot in your signature scared me enough before it was a negitive

Meyfei

Aug 18, 2007, 12:16 PM

A!!

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 12:20 PM

You know, there isn't any point in voting until the next one, because C had four votes.

Sord

Aug 18, 2007, 01:01 PM

On 2007-08-18 10:04, TalonKitsune wrote:
that robot in your signature scared me enough before it was a negitive

I made a positive as well

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8586/technohypnodeuxqb5.jpg

thought it seemed to terminatorish though, so I went with my inverted one.

DikkyRay

Aug 18, 2007, 01:13 PM

Shlig, why isnt your awesome nephew who helps you get girls in this?

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 18, 2007, 02:14 PM

Chapter 3 Character: Van Halen

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As you ponder, a small device is thrown at you, not to you. Your hands fumble on the rectangular box. The only notable feature is a small, dark button on the side and a shaft that comes out the top. Shlig calls out "We can stay in contact, in case something goes wrong." Everyone nods as you make your decision.

"I'll head to the vault with Shligger. The effort is lost if he doesn't return, right guys?"

You let out a forced laugh to a nonexistant audience. Everyone has gone to their duites--- Except you. You step up your pace until your next to Sergeant again. The two of you tread through the city. The drained bodies litter the roads, sidewalks, and walkways. As you walk past an intersection, you see a pile up of cars, from unscratched to totaled. The former driver's limbs are gnarled, some broken off. There is not a drop of blood, no gore, just the bone and flesh corpses.

Nausea begins to sink in deeper and deeper with every passing body, accident, detached limb, everything. You look over to Shligg who's face tattles not a single emotion or feeling. He looks around but his expression fails to convey any emotion you can name. His eyebrows prop up at bodies that seemed to have it "worse" then others. The said propping occurs as you and him look at a particularly unfortunate soul that rests on the ground before you. The skeleton lays on the ground, bones protruding from their former skin like a hand through a sleeve. You step off to the side and put your hands on your knees.

You vomit.

Shligg looks back at you, he's a few steps ahead. "You gonna be alright?" You spit, turn towards him, and begin walking again. "Yeah, I'll be fine." Each passing corpse becomes less and less gruesome. It's odd, the bodies aren't in "better" shape by any means. Noticing your lack of nausea, Shligg breaks the silence with "The feeling goes away after awhile." You look at him with a nod.

"So, how much farther is this vault anyways? How long have we been walking?"

"Oh, another five minutes. Hey, have you noticed how---"

"Easy this has been?" You finish.

"Yeah--- Where are all the Geoducks? We haven't seen one this entire trip. It's probably been a good twenty minutes, wouldn't you say?" Silence passes by as you and Sergeant listen for anything to indicate a third presence.

. . .

. . .

. . .

Nothing. It's all too easy. Where are all of the Geoducks?

The radio is the hatchet to the log that was silence. An electronic cackle chops through the air. "Guys, the Geoducks! They got bigger!" You whip the device out and yell back "Whadayou mean? We haven't seen one Geoduck the entire time!" The electronic voice retorts "We don't care what you've encountered, we are dealing with Geoducks the size of frickin' DOGS! Hurry up and get those weapons back here!" You give another loud reply back and end the radio call. "Shligg, we gotta---"

A sizzling, no a gurgling sound bubbles in the distance.

Shligg is wielding a Yamato in each hand, he's swaying back forth. You look down the path and you see a group of Geoducks, 4 or 5, you can't tell. They really are the size of dogs. The smallest being two feet, the largest almost four. you cooly say "We got this." Shligg nods as he sways back and forth, watching for the Geoducks to make a move.

* * * *

They're fscking HUGE now! Time to battle. . .

A: Geoduck, I choose you! It's gotta evolve soon.
B: Wobuffet, I choose you! Bitches ain't gettin' through my defense.
C: Gengar, I choose you! You're cool like that.

Sord

Aug 18, 2007, 02:20 PM

ugh, Van, I hate you and your pokemon, you damn Nazi

C I guess

Almighty_Envy

Aug 18, 2007, 02:23 PM

I hate pokemon not to mention i have no idea what the hell those pokimonz are.

C so it has 2 votes

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 18, 2007, 02:27 PM

A Geoduck isn't even a Poke'mon.

Sord

Aug 18, 2007, 02:29 PM

but Van made it one by sticking it in a pokeball and giving it evolution references. I say if it comes out all other geoducks laugh and make fun of it for becmoing a pokeslave.

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 04:19 PM

I had a Gengar. It had Hyper Beam. It annihilated everything and their grandmother.

I pick C.

VanHalen

Aug 18, 2007, 04:22 PM

B and I'm not a Nazi!

Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 04:24 PM

On 2007-08-18 12:20, Sord wrote:
ugh, Van, I hate you and your pokemon, you damn Nazi

C I guess

He uses pokemans because it's amusing in a story of life and death. Not funny, just amusing.

Oh yah, and C.

Meyfei

Aug 18, 2007, 04:46 PM

On 2007-08-18 14:24, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2007-08-18 12:20, Sord wrote:
ugh, Van, I hate you and your pokemon, you damn Nazi

A I guess.

He uses pokemans because it's amusing in a story of life and death. Not funny, just amusing.

Oh yah, and A!!!

A!!

Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 04:48 PM

On 2007-08-18 14:46, R973 wrote:

On 2007-08-18 14:24, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2007-08-18 12:20, Sord wrote:
ugh, Van, I hate you and your pokemon, you damn Nazi

C I guess.

He uses pokemans because it's amusing in a story of life and death. Not funny, just amusing.

Oh yah, and C.

C!!

>:

Meyfei

Aug 18, 2007, 04:50 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif oops

Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 04:51 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Sord

Aug 18, 2007, 04:59 PM

On 2007-08-18 14:22, VanHalen wrote:
B and I'm not a Nazi!

clearly you are

pokemon = nazi
pokemon trainers = trains pokemon
therefor
pokemon trainer = trainer of nazis

you are a Nazi!
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TalHex

Aug 18, 2007, 05:14 PM

mario in super mario strikers = super satan mario

VanHalen

Aug 18, 2007, 05:21 PM

On 2007-08-18 14:59, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-18 14:22, VanHalen wrote:
B and I'm not a Nazi!

clearly you are

pokemon = nazi
pokemon trainers = trains pokemon
therefor
pokemon trainer = trainer of nazis

you are a Nazi!
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I wonder if I get a warning for putting in my title "Trainer of Nazis" or "Nazi Trainer" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wait no! Bulbasaur was totally not Nazi.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 18, 2007, 05:24 PM

PM a mod about it.

Next chapter may not be up until tomarrow.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 18, 2007, 05:26 PM

On 2007-08-18 14:59, Sord wrote:
clearly you are

pokemon = nazi
pokemon trainers = trains pokemon
therefor
pokemon trainer = trainer of nazis

you are a Nazi!
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

TalHex

Aug 18, 2007, 05:28 PM

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/supersatanmario.jpg be afraid the end is near!

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 05:34 PM

In that situation, I would take cover and hope it doesn't drill through.

TalHex

Aug 18, 2007, 05:43 PM

i used to really like mario to... now he just scares me...

DizzyDi

Aug 18, 2007, 07:10 PM

B, wobbufett is pure hax.

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 07:16 PM

On 2007-08-18 17:10, DizzyDi wrote:
B, wobbufett is pure hax.

I had one and never used it because it used all defensive moves. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Back when I played it, I thought support moves like Growl and Leer sucked ass.

Nitro Vordex

Aug 18, 2007, 07:17 PM

But they do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Wastr of a turn.

Tact

Aug 18, 2007, 07:18 PM

On 2007-08-18 17:17, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
But they do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Wastr of a turn.

Ah, you agree with me. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif I think the only non-attacking move I ever used was Recover.

DizzyDi

Aug 18, 2007, 07:18 PM

On 2007-08-18 17:16, Tact wrote:

On 2007-08-18 17:10, DizzyDi wrote:
B, wobbufett is pure hax.

I had one and never used it because it used all defensive moves. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Back when I played it, I thought support moves like Growl and Leer sucked ass.

You obviously have not seen the power of a well trained wobbufett.
Those things are impenetrable walls made of blue and japan.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 19, 2007, 01:14 PM

Lots of votes, how to count this up, hmm.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:17 PM

On 2007-08-18 17:18, Tact wrote:

On 2007-08-18 17:17, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
But they do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Wastr of a turn.

Ah, you agree with me. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif I think the only non-attacking move I ever used was Recover.

Use Stockpile. It makes any suck ass pokemon an unbreakable wall.

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 01:18 PM

On 2007-08-18 15:21, VanHalen wrote:

Wait no! Bulbasaur was totally not Nazi.

if you watch the episode Bulbasaurs Secret Garden you'll actually find they have superiority issues. Just like Nazis.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:21 PM

Gengar?

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 01:23 PM

he and haunter and ghastly freaking kill people to have fun with them. Just like nazi scientists and runners of concentration camps killed people for the fun of it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TalHex

Aug 19, 2007, 01:23 PM

ninetails! hah if anything that is a japanese soldier not a nazi!

DizzyDi

Aug 19, 2007, 01:24 PM

Nazis didn't really kill for fun, I'm sure they may have enjoyed it, but they had a greater purpose than just entertainment.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:26 PM

I know, Voltorb isn't nazi oh wait kamakaze http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Err Tauros?

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 19, 2007, 01:31 PM

This wasn't even the thread about getting to Nazi discussion.

DizzyDi

Aug 19, 2007, 01:32 PM

Always bet on Godwin's Law.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:34 PM

Shit! I went for it. Time to have someway to act like this didn't happen.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CENSORZ

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 01:37 PM

On 2007-08-19 11:23, TalonKitsune wrote:
ninetails! hah if anything that is a japanese soldier not a nazi!

they still aided the nazi's so they really aren't any better, they helped the nazi's to continue.

as per Tauros

Tauros (ケンタロス, Kentarosu?, Kentauros in original Japanese language versions) is known for its violent urges and rowdy, aggressive disposition in general, as supplied by a tremendous amount of natural stamina. Any given Tauros finds it impossible to keep up its spirits in life without near-constant rampaging. It always tries to find opponent Pokémon to battle outright to serve this purpose, but if it is alone, it will instead concentrate on charging at and knocking down thick trees to calm itself. By locking horns with other Tauros, it fights to assert dominance in a heard. The protector of the herd is usually noted by battle torn horns.

they sound like blitzkriegers to me

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Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 01:47 PM

wiki, duh

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:47 PM

Where do you get these elaborate pokedex info? This sounds more violent than the show.

DizzyDi

Aug 19, 2007, 01:48 PM

On 2007-08-19 11:47, VanHalen wrote:
Where do you get these elaborate pokedex info? This sounds more violent than the show.

Spoilers: Most real pokedex entries are extremly morbid and violent.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 01:48 PM

I went on the wiki for other pokemon, it didnt sound that cool >_>

DizzyDi

Aug 19, 2007, 01:50 PM

Haunter
It has a sinister look, complete with fangs and claws. However, when approached by people, it has a habit of reverting to a spherical form that obscures its eyes, mouth, and hands (as seen in Pokémon Snap). In this state, the attack Foresight can reveal it. Haunter is considered in the Pokédex to be a 'gas type' Pokémon, because of the overall structure of his body. Because of its ability to slip through block walls, Haunter is said to be from another dimension. They seem to eat by first paralyzing their opponent with Lick, then draining a bit of their life force, although it's possible they may eat other food as well, such things like Pokéblocks. It is also said to eat people's dreams by going inside them and scaring them to death.

In total darkness, where nothing is visible, it lurks, silently stalking its next victim. Its tongue is made of gas, yet by licking, it can sap its victim's life. It causes shaking that will not stop until the victim's demise. On rare occasions, after a windy night, a Haunter may be seen trapped in the day's shadows.

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 01:53 PM

Gyarados (ギャラドス, Gyaradosu?) is the evolved form of Magikarp. It is a big change from Magikarp, going from a small fish to a long serpentine body. Gyarados tend to be very aggressive, and are powerful enough to destroy entire cities. They have a reputation for appearing where there is conflict, and shrivelling everything up with its Hyper Beam. Rampages like this have been known to last upwards of an entire month, and will not end until everything around them has been destroyed. Because they have been known to sink ships as well through the seastorms their rage causes, they are considered legendary among sailors. Its big change in behavior is said to be attributed to a structural change occurring in its brain while evolving from Magikarp.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 02:00 PM

Voltorb is a very brutal pokemon. Its body (much like is Evolved form Electrode) is under charged electrical pressure. The strength of their explosions is dependent on how much electricity they store in their bodies. When jarred or angered Voltorb and Electrode have been known to explode, causing massive damage to their aggressor and themselves (as seen in the video games when they use the move 'Explosion', which causes fainting to the user) Voltorb and Electrode are genderless, and can only be bred with the Pokemon Ditto.

Tact

Aug 19, 2007, 06:04 PM

Since when was this the Pokedex thread? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Airalean

Aug 19, 2007, 06:06 PM

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 06:10 PM

since shlig decided not to show up all day, lazt bastard http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

actually i might know what's wrong, he has some really weird computer problems. His speakers screwed up his monitor something weird. He turned them all teh way up and then down, now his monitor is stuck on blue XDi have never heard of such a thing, and I couldn't find anything about it on the tech forums. apparently they are huge tall ones, from the way he described them, probably meant for stereos and not PCs. He thinks the magnets might be responsable. That was all yesterday though.

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Tact

Aug 19, 2007, 06:11 PM

On 2007-08-19 16:10, Sord wrote:
actually i know what's wrong, he has some really weird computer problems. His speakers screwed up his monitor something weird. He turned them all teh way up and then down, now his monitor is stuck on blue

It's the Blue Screen of Death, except it's not. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Airalean

Aug 19, 2007, 06:11 PM

Well, right now he's at his grandmas, he hasn't seen her in forever, he said he will get on tonight, becuase hes going home.

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 06:12 PM

It's the Blue Screen of DOOM

Airalean

Aug 19, 2007, 06:15 PM

Oh Noes! D:

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 06:22 PM

OMG! /animated picture with those two guys yelling that

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 06:24 PM

12 oz bottle of hot sauce <3 put some on the quesadillas i just ate <3

Tact

Aug 19, 2007, 06:32 PM

I'm assuming you liked it.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 19, 2007, 06:34 PM

Pokeymon on the brain? Operation!

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 06:38 PM

Doctor: Well sir, your operation was a sucess. But one thing we all want to know, how the fuck did you get a pail of water stuck in your knee?

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 19, 2007, 06:39 PM

A whole bucket see?!

A Charlie horse its true!

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 06:47 PM

Doctor: and for the last time, lay off eating the damn butterflies!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 19, 2007, 10:05 PM

Back home guys! Am I really obligated to do this chapter tonight?

Nitro Vordex

Aug 19, 2007, 10:08 PM

On 2007-08-19 16:10, Sord wrote:
since shlig decided not to show up all day, lazt bastard http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

actually i might know what's wrong, he has some really weird computer problems. His speakers screwed up his monitor something weird. He turned them all teh way up and then down, now his monitor is stuck on blue XDi have never heard of such a thing, and I couldn't find anything about it on the tech forums. apparently they are huge tall ones, from the way he described them, probably meant for stereos and not PCs. He thinks the magnets might be responsable. That was all yesterday though.

[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2007-08-19 16:11 ]

Ya know, something similar happened to me. My right speaker on pc monitor blew out, and now for some reason, my screen changes to a red tint and flickers, then goes back to normal. I don't know if it's actually related though. =/

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 10:09 PM

On 2007-08-19 20:05, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Back home guys! Am I really obligated to do this chapter tonight?

YES!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 19, 2007, 11:15 PM

Chapter 4 Character: Van Halen

* * * *

Five.

Guess you should always round up, be prepared for the worst. And with these things being bigger then ever, it's no time to toy around. You snatch a marble-sized orb from your belt. It's forest green, with olive streaks coiling across it's surface. A Dusk Ball. It remains cold as the night you captured the specter held within it's confines. . . Granted, they are no longer confines. You've "made peace" or so to speak. You know he'll do the job.

With a flick of the wrist, you enlarge the Dusk Ball. Under your breath, you whisper "No one, no thing is getting in our way." Your hand relaxes, allowing the ball to slide through your fingers and into the ground. The red light spills onto the pavement, quickly going purple, then black. After a brief flicker, it fades into nothingness.

"I expected a loud introduction." Shligg sneers.

"What the Hell do you think this is? Some lame cartoon? A work of fiction? This is serious business."

"Amen."

The Yamatos leave a misty trail as they soar through the gloomy light. They collide with two seperate Geoducks, encasing them in solid ice. Two other Geoducks twist, observing their frozen ally. You watch the third sink into a deep shade. As the darkness fades, you observe the siphon, limp and pale on the ground. The remaining Geoducks slap the ground with a rage that they can not express in their limited bodies, and rocket towards you and Sergeant.

A Yamato cruises out of Shligg's hand, you didn't even see a draw. It crashes into it's target, encasing it mid-flight. It's comrade meets a similar fate, though their is no apparent encasing. Both clams fall short of their respective targets, one of them shattering upon impact. The other lies on the pavement, writhing. Distressed gurgling noises fizzle from it's siphon. "It'll die soon enough, no need to waste time." The two of you step around the damned creature and onto the previously frozen ones. They're beginning to thaw.

Sergeant besiphons one, you reach to your belt and pull out the handle of a Rapier. A glowing, yellow blade slides out. You poke the Durandel through the ice and flick it up, killing the Geoduck in a similar fashion. "Let's get those weapons." You mutter. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's right around the corner."

Literally.

You step around and there sits a quasi-normal building. There are no windows, just a single door covered by a large, numbered dial. Shligg twists it left. . . Right. . . Left. A clanking noise is heard as the door opens. You step inside with the owner and marvel at the vast array. Almost any weapon imaginable stands before your very eyes.

"Take your pick. . . Just don't take too long, we have to hurry back."

* * * *

Well, you can have anything you want now. You'll be grabbing a large array of weaponry for everyone, but you get "first dibs." You're going to take. . .

A: Something conventional. Like guns and blades. Nothing too fancy.
B: Something unconventional. Has to have a catch, making it a bit more difficult to operate.
C: Who fscking cares! Grab anything and G.T.F.O.. Time to move!

Sord

Aug 19, 2007, 11:28 PM

already gave you my opinion via AIM.

I choose C

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 11:28 PM

I'd say B but that would make you get lazy on it. So A.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 19, 2007, 11:32 PM

Lazy? I don't get it. Do you mean you'd say C but I'd be lazy about it?

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 19, 2007, 11:34 PM

Hey, get on AIM you crazy guy ;(

VanHalen

Aug 19, 2007, 11:34 PM

No cause I remember that last time you didn't finish http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif I was trapped in suspense and agony. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

I picked A since it would be a simple weapon. Besides I got ol' Gengar to back me up http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Airalean

Aug 19, 2007, 11:35 PM

b ;o

DizzyDi

Aug 19, 2007, 11:38 PM

B do a corny nomura style weapon.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 19, 2007, 11:41 PM

Screw Square Enix, you'll get what's in the vault. AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 19, 2007, 11:42 PM

>_>

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 06:29 AM

B. Van already is using freaking Pokeballs.

TalHex

Aug 20, 2007, 12:36 PM

A. go blue kit partisan!

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 20, 2007, 12:39 PM

B) more complicated, more chance of geoduck wipeout

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 01:49 PM

And Haya comes out of the blue with the fourth vote! I'll get to this soon.

Sord

Aug 20, 2007, 01:50 PM

On 2007-08-20 11:49, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
And Haya comes out of the blue with the fourth vote! I'll get to this soon.

that was the fifth B >_>

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 01:57 PM

On 2007-08-20 11:50, Sord wrote:

On 2007-08-20 11:49, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
And Haya comes out of the blue with the fourth vote! I'll get to this soon.

that was the fifth B >_>

Count again, sucka~!

Sord

Aug 20, 2007, 01:58 PM

i just skiimed and accidently counted Van's as a B since it was the first letter he said. Now I see his choice was actually C.

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 01:58 PM

He has you there, Sord. Van almost voted B, but he said A in the end.

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 01:59 PM

On 2007-08-19 21:28, VanHalen wrote:
I'd say B but that would make you get lazy on it. So A.

He said A. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 02:00 PM

Double Fail?

Sord

Aug 20, 2007, 02:02 PM

I'm not in a good mood for paying attention today, to be completely honest. I have some other things on my mind that are getting at me.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 02:41 PM

Chapter 5 Character: Van Halen

* * * *

"Might as well have some fun with this."

Conveniently enough, each wall contains weapons that are similar. Guns by guns, blades by blades, and so forth. Too many choices. "Hey, Sarge, is there an easier way to sift through all these.? From an unknown location, you hear "Er, yeah. Right by the entrance there's a little dispenser." A dispenser? "Uh. . . Sure."

Sure enough, there's a dispenser. A keyboard sits in front of you, as does a screen. You're greeted by various screens, asking "What are you looking for?" And "Search by" among other options. After some quick navigating, you locate a "Choose by category." Lucky you, there's an "Unconventional" option. You tap enter watch as a pipe near the monitor lights up. You see a small device cruise through the vacuum tube and around the entire vault. Select weapons are turned to glowing particles as they're absorbed. Before you can even think of what weapons were snatched, the device lands right next to you. "Nanotransformer, aye?" As he walks into view, he replies "It's convenient enough if you ask me." You shrug as you pick up the 'Transformer.

"Well, I'm set. How about you?"

"Set. Let's get going, they're in trouble back there. . . And let's do it in a hurry." Shligg pulls a small case from his coat. The two of you walk out of the vault, Shligg slams the door and twists the dial. "Stand back Van." Er, what's he doing? Whatever it may be, odds are at least he knows. Shligg tosses three pill sized objects onto the pavement, each unleashing a large puff of smoke.

Vehicles emerge from the fog. "Take your pick, but don't take too long." Where the Hell did he get Capsule Corp. capsules?

* * * *

No time to think about that, only time to choose. The two of you will be heading back in. . .

A: A pair of Flouders. Them Gurhal hover bikes!
B: A sky blue SUV. B&%*&$^*%^#&*@#OOST away!
C: Just hoof it. You don't need the vehicles, you're plenty fast.

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 02:48 PM

A. SUVs will waste too much gas.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 02:51 PM

Are you dissing my Drift City B%&#$&^#*%$OOSTUV?

TalHex

Aug 20, 2007, 02:52 PM

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 02:56 PM

On 2007-08-20 12:51, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Are you dissing my Drift City B%&#$&^#*%$OOSTUV?

No, I'm just thinking economically.

[ This Message was edited by: Tact on 2007-08-20 12:59 ]

TalHex

Aug 20, 2007, 03:39 PM

hover bikes ftw!

Airalean

Aug 20, 2007, 04:13 PM

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/loveable335/images-2.jpg

TalHex

Aug 20, 2007, 05:12 PM

what ever happened to the vechiles in PSU? you could only use them once in adventure mode...

Tact

Aug 20, 2007, 05:23 PM

On 2007-08-20 15:12, TalonKitsune wrote:
what ever happened to the vechiles in PSU? you could only use them once in adventure mode...

They died? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 20, 2007, 05:57 PM

B) Half expecting the crew to drive it into a giant Geoduck horde and at the last drop of the BOO@#@##$@#^OST the SUV would 'asplode and send Geoducks flying, after jumping out miraculously unscathed of course.

Nitro Vordex

Aug 20, 2007, 06:02 PM

On 2007-08-20 15:57, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
B) Half expecting the crew to drive it into a giant Geoduck horde and at the last drop of the BOO@#@##$@#^OST the SUV would 'asplode and send Geoducks flying, after jumping out miraculously unscathed of course.

Dangit haya. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 20, 2007, 06:04 PM

This isn't my story and I don't have any say on the content.

My other reasons behind the vote didn't change anything, yeah?

Nitro Vordex

Aug 20, 2007, 06:07 PM

Shiiiiiiiii-
pwreck!!!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 06:15 PM

On 2007-08-20 16:07, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Shiiiiiiiii-
pwreck!!!

Joo gotta voet ;(

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 20, 2007, 06:17 PM

Yeah, stop badgering the HAYASKPUDA and votey mcvote plz.
(and possibly for something to get the ball rolling with a larger percentile of the votes)

DizzyDi

Aug 20, 2007, 06:42 PM

B, and then run into a truck at the last moment and the magical repair man jumps out to get eaten by a geoduck.

Sord

Aug 20, 2007, 06:47 PM

DLShAdOw

Aug 20, 2007, 07:04 PM

ABC Easy as 123

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 20, 2007, 07:39 PM

On 2007-08-20 16:42, DizzyDi wrote:
B, and then run into a truck at the last moment and the magical repair man jumps out to get eaten by a geoduck.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/Discko.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 20, 2007, 08:00 PM

Well, looks like the vote is for A. . . Poor truck.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 01:03 AM

Chapter 6 Character: Van Halen

* * * *

After a uick thought, you pikc your vehicle.

"I'll take the flounder."

". . . Soup or salad?"

"What do you recommend?"

"I recommend the soup, we have this nice cup of shut the Hell up and get a on the damn bike."

"Whoa, sounds spicy!" You and Sarge step over to your respective Flouders and hop on. "Oh, almost forgot. Gotta put you back in the ball pal." Out of a shadow you see a purple figure emerge. You whip out the Dusk Ball, click it, and out comes a red beam. Gengar makes no attempted to dodge and is quickly pulled in. You allocate a spot on your belt for the ball and kick the engine to life. With a twist of the wrist, the bike lurches from the pavement, leaving a few sparks. The Flouder's screech as you fly through the streets, weaving through cars, bodies, buildings, everything. . . Except. . . Geoducks? "Sarge, have you seen any Geoducks yet?" Over his engine he yells "I think I saw a few scattered. They're definetly here. Keep an eye out."

"Way ahead of you. Look down the road."

The two of you are about 200 feet away from a group of Geoducks. More then the last one, ten, maybe eleven. "We're closing in fast Van!" You yell back "Yeah, I know! ANy plans?" He nods "Yeah, you lead, I'll follow."

* * * *

You're clal now, not much time to decide. The Geoducks are gettings closer by the second, you decide to. . .

A: Punch it. No Geoduck is catching you.
B: Keep the same speed and attack as you go by.
C: Pull off to the side and fight. Take no prisoners.

DikkyRay

Aug 21, 2007, 01:10 AM

D. Call Dikky in With the Chopper

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 01:11 AM

On 2007-08-20 23:10, DikkyRay wrote:
D. Call Dikky in With the Chopper

No kiddin around, kiddo. Vote or die!

Sord

Aug 21, 2007, 01:13 AM

DikkyRay

Aug 21, 2007, 01:13 AM

Add that in lol.
Dammit i wanna be in this D:

VanHalen

Aug 21, 2007, 01:15 AM

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 01:16 AM

On 2007-08-20 23:13, DikkyRay wrote:
Add that in lol.
Dammit i wanna be in this D:

PM me a character description, I might be able to fit you in.... But I have two others to add first. Make a vote http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 03:41 AM

B for Bandwagon again. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TalHex

Aug 21, 2007, 08:04 AM

c leave nobody alive!

Meyfei

Aug 21, 2007, 09:41 AM

A FTW!

DizzyDi

Aug 21, 2007, 12:56 PM

A
Get back to where the real akshun is (aka where I'm at).

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 12:56 PM

Well, I'll just allow the choice to be B. Three votes is enough ;o

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 12:59 PM

F' it, it's B ;o

[ This Message was edited by: Sgt_Shligger on 2007-08-21 11:07 ]

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 01:07 PM

On 2007-08-20 23:03, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
You're clal now, not much time to decide. The Geoducks are gettings closer by the second, you decide to. . .

Just a question, what is "clal" supposed to mean? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 01:10 PM

On 2007-08-21 11:07, Tact wrote:

On 2007-08-20 23:03, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
You're clal now, not much time to decide. The Geoducks are gettings closer by the second, you decide to. . .

Just a question, what is "clal" supposed to mean? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Typos, call http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Didn't proofread that chapter.

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 01:12 PM

Ah. I thought it might have been some really obscure adjective.

DizzyDi

Aug 21, 2007, 01:32 PM

On 2007-08-21 10:59, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
F' it, it's B ;o

[ This Message was edited by: Sgt_Shligger on 2007-08-21 11:07 ]

THATS NOT FAIR! >:U

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 01:34 PM

Shligg's writing the story. It's totally fair.

DikkyRay

Aug 21, 2007, 02:04 PM

He didnt call the chopper

Ma_Navu

Aug 21, 2007, 03:39 PM

On 2007-08-21 10:56, DizzyDi wrote:
A
Get back to where the real akshun is (aka where I'm at).

I whole-heartedly agree. 'Cause I'm there, too.

[ This Message was edited by: Ma_Navu on 2007-08-21 13:39 ]

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 04:15 PM

-Note- Making up for all the frail and boney chapters from before. Time to put a little more meat in this chapter ;o

Also, the arrows indicate an exact point in time, timeline sort of thing.
_____________________________________

Chapter 7 Character: Van Halen

* * * *

Thoughts race through your head. Blaze right through them? You imagine yourself getting knocked off the bike, or worse, hitting a Geoduck. Uhg. . . Stopping? The Geoducks overwhelm you and Sarge. It's settled.

You click a button on the Nanotransformer initiating a shimmering noise. Small light particles conjoin in front of you, rapidly piecing a weapon together. A long, blue bazooka forms in your hands. You kick your feet onto the left and right handle bars, to straighten the bike, and mount the cannon on your shoulders. Sixty feet and closing.

With all the nerve you can muster, you attempt to steady your aim on the pack of Geoducks. Your arms shake as you level the weapon at it's targets. Everything is playing in hyper fast motion, you can barely follow. "Frickin' clams." You squeeze the trigger, unleashing a Wacko from it's chamber. The kick knocks you back, causing you to dangle from the rear of the bike. Your vision blurs, streaks, as you try and comprehend what went wrong. Everythings is buzzing left. . . Going faster. . .

Faster. . .

Faster. . .

Faster. . .

Left? You realize your error. The launcher's blow back, aside from nearly knocking you off the bike, caused you to snap your right leg forward. Not only did you speed the bike up, you knocked it off course.

How much longer?

Where are you heading?

What's going to happ<|<|<

* * * *

You watch the launcher's shot blaze through the croud of Geoducks. "Nice shot Va<|<|<"

As your bike glides through the decimated Geoducks, you watch Van dangle from the rear of his bike. The Flouder grinds against a wall, entangling Van's left leg in the handle bars. The steering column thruster loses power, letting out a deafening screeh as the nose grinds against the pavement. Without warning, the rear of the bike snaps into the air, dragging Van with it, and promptly crashes, upside down, into the pavement once again. A trail of sparks, shrapnel, blood, and gore streak across the ground until the bike finally comes to a stop. You'd turn back, but there's no hope. Van's dead, there's some Geoducks left, and the bike could blow up any---

A thunderous boom. Correction. The bike's already blown up, there's nothing salvagable. No weapons, no body parts, and no time for remorse. Good thing he wasn't carrying the supplies. You have the weapons he had, and plenty more.

After another 30 seconds of travel, you finally arrive back at the pub. Tact calls out "Hey, where's Van?" You look back down the road. "He crashed. And, no, the body's. . . " As you turn back, Tact replies "I understand." You step inside the pub and lay out a few Nanotransformers on the counter. Each one is activated, materializing weapons across the entire stretch of the wooden fixture. "Alright everyone, come on down."

After a short wait, everyone is alligned by the bar counter. "Alrighty, Dizzy, Ma Navu, Tact, and. . . Who's this guy?" Shligg points to a figure darbed in all black, aside from white sleeves on his shirt. Shoulder length curly hair fails to conceal headphones, which are currently playing music, and goatee. The man pulls one side of the headset away from hsi ear and chimes out "Who, me?"

"No, I'm pointing at the other guy with headphones."

"Oh, alright then." The man allows the headset to snap back over his ear. Tact calls out "Oh, he's the only survivor I've found so far. His name's---" The man cuts Tact off. "Nitro Vordex." He begins twiddling a green flame around his finger as you speak. "Awesome. I've had enough running around myself, so I'll be guarding the inside of the pub. One of you will stay with me, the others can search for any other survivors. Any volunteers for leading the next search?"

* * * *

Who's up for it? Well, it must be. . .

A: Cowboy D., with his twin revolvers, dead aim, and mechanical horse.
B: Nitro Vordex with his snappy attitude, funky music, and green hax fire.
C: The super quick coffee guy, Ma Navu, equip with a single pistol and a caffeine O.D..
D: The feline nurse, packing claws and a 9000M.

[ This Message was edited by: Sgt_Shligger on 2007-08-21 14:38 ]

DizzyDi

Aug 21, 2007, 04:20 PM

A, obviously.

Airalean

Aug 21, 2007, 04:28 PM

Fancy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif
(A)

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 04:29 PM

C. After seeing what happened to Van, I don't want to leave the bar. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TalHex

Aug 21, 2007, 04:44 PM

b yay for hax fire http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 05:02 PM

Do need mroe voets nao? ;(

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 05:03 PM

On 2007-08-21 15:02, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Do need mroe voets nao? ;(

I can vote again if you wish. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Meyfei

Aug 21, 2007, 05:03 PM

all the above (c)

Weeaboolits

Aug 21, 2007, 05:33 PM

DikkyRay

Aug 21, 2007, 05:36 PM

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 05:38 PM

And the vote will be A unless aqnother vote for C surfaces soon D:

Ma_Navu

Aug 21, 2007, 05:56 PM

I vote C, dammit~

DizzyDi

Aug 21, 2007, 06:00 PM

A has 4 votes already.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 21, 2007, 06:00 PM

I vote B!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 21, 2007, 06:02 PM

Dang, I posted that too late.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 21, 2007, 06:50 PM

I wus jus saying B for no reason

VanHalen

Aug 21, 2007, 08:01 PM

A >:U

Sord

Aug 21, 2007, 08:12 PM

I would have liked C, but oh well. But I'm so happy someone died I could really care less at this point ;D

Tystys

Aug 21, 2007, 08:16 PM

D, lol.

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 08:17 PM

On 2007-08-21 18:16, Tystys wrote:
D, lol.

I think the voting is over. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Almighty_Envy

Aug 21, 2007, 08:17 PM

Tystys

Aug 21, 2007, 08:22 PM

Tact

Aug 21, 2007, 08:26 PM

What? You wanted me to go get killed by geoducks?

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 22, 2007, 01:38 PM

I'll get to writing this later ;o

Meyfei

Aug 22, 2007, 03:05 PM

On 2007-08-21 18:17, Almighty_Envy wrote:
R.

-sniff T_T i dont wanna die!!-

Nitro Vordex

Aug 22, 2007, 10:10 PM

Yay, I'ma stayin at the bar. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Hopefully I don't get killed... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 22, 2007, 10:18 PM

Hopefully... All depends on votes.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 12:43 AM

Chapter 8 Character: DizzyDi

* * * *

"Diz, you look like the leading type." You tip your hat up, replying "SAYETH WHA--- *ahem* More of a lone wolf myself, but a little cavalry never hurt."

"Well, it's settled then. Dizzy is leading. Who's helping me guard the pub?" Tact takes a seat. "I'll stay here, no way I'm leaving bar after what happened to Van." Ma Navu, Nitro are doing their best to hold back a laugh. Shliggs chuckles "It was kinda funny." Like the gentlemen you are, you simply laugh in your head as you turn to your comrades "Nitro, Ma Navu, let's get going." Ma Navu almost walks out the door before he catches something. "Erm, where are we going?" Good question. "Eh, it's a search, go nuts." Coos Shligg
Oh, and I almost forgot." He tosses you a Nanotransformer. Tact watches and encourages "Look on the bright side, you should have better luck then me. There's three of you."

You motion your search team "C'mon, times's a wastin'." Nitro hops on the flouder and calls into the pub "It's cool if I borrow this, right?" Shligg calls back "Yeah, just don't scratch it." Ma Navu takes no action and he sips his coffee. As you hop on your mechanical horse, you ask "You have a ride?" His eyes glance past the rim of his mug. "No need." Nitro takes off before you can shrug. You quickly follow suit, kicking the sides of your horse. "Hyah!" It let's out a mechanical roar and speeds off, neck and neck with--- Ma Navu? I've heard of too much caffeine but damn.

"If you guys were survivors, where would you be?" Nitro snaps "At the pub." Ma Navu replies "Surrounded by Geoducks." A chuckle rings out as continue down the streets and stop by the hospital. "Hey, that seems as good a place as any to hide," You reckon. "Might as well take a look," Ma Navu shrugs. As you and Ma Navu turn and head to the entrance, Nitro keeps going (until he realizes his error), slams his breaks, and turns. You tie your horse to a pole. Nitro bails, allowing the bike to "park" itself in some nearby hedges.

You look at the entrance. The automated glass doors are smashed. A clicking noise greets as you step through the metalic frame. Your footstep, and for that matter, every sound, is accompanied by a distant echo. You don't even have to strain your ears to listen for shouts. Calm, easy listening music drones through the poorly lit corridors, muffling any would-be cries for help. Various debris dots the floor, such as paper, clip boards, radios, wheelchairs among other things. Nitro looks over to you and Ma Navu "You sure there are survivors in here?" You look back "There's a lot of places to hide, or at least sturdy doors to keep things out. . . Hell, maybe some make-shift weapons." Nitro shrugs in agreement.

An excellent idea strikes you, and the rest of your team. You all blurt "Let's split up."

"So who's going where?" Ma Navu questions. "Hmm. . . "

* * * *

You're gonna search. . .

A: The second floor, where surgery, X-rays, scans, and all those fun things happen
B: The ground floor, where all the patients stay.
C: The basement, where. . . What goes on down there anyways?

Weeaboolits

Aug 23, 2007, 12:46 AM

Sord

Aug 23, 2007, 12:52 AM

B, see next two posts

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HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 01:03 AM

B) most peeps, most chance of badguy peeps, most killing possible (combo kills!)

Oh yeah, poor Van back there. RIP. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

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Sord

Aug 23, 2007, 01:05 AM

hmmm, after hearing Haya's point of view on this, I here by retract my vote and resubmit as B

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 01:08 AM

Option A: could have the big mutated bad guys though, but oh well, boss battle later after a regroup!

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Sord

Aug 23, 2007, 01:14 AM

X-Ray radiation is more likely to kill you then give any sort of beneficial mutation ;/

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 01:18 AM

Not human subjects, more likely the geoducks with the teeth. They could get mutated with the already volatile genes that spawned teeth this generation.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 01:18 AM

ORLYORBACH + Too slow from last night. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 01:18 AM

But these are already mutant Geoducks, who knows what could happen O_o

*EDIT* I like how Hayguy thinks.

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VanHalen

Aug 23, 2007, 01:53 AM

B for bandwagon http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I died so crappy though ;(

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 02:17 AM

Unless C or A makes a come back NAWIMSAYIN, it's going to a fun ground level search.

Tact

Aug 23, 2007, 05:00 AM

On 2007-08-22 23:53, VanHalen wrote:
B for bandwagon http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

You totally stole that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

I'll vote B anyway. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 11:44 AM

C for Action

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 11:51 AM

You guys are such sheep.
I vote C, I wanna see some Resident Evil type ish!

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 12:13 PM

that makes 4 votes for C, C wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 01:14 PM

Sorry d00d ;(

To the ground level!

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 01:17 PM

You guys are friggin lame.
I swear if there was a choice to watch paint dry you losers would vote for it.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 01:26 PM

You have to reason Dizzy, Sord and Haya voted ground because there's more likely to be Geoducks on that level. More combat D;

Meyfei

Aug 23, 2007, 01:26 PM

0.o ... i C!

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 01:29 PM

But the basement could be all dark and grimey and have all sorts of things lurking in it. It would also be much more suspenseful.

Meyfei

Aug 23, 2007, 01:37 PM

YEAH... What DOES happen down there, basement well think if ur being mualed by blood thursty half-duck savages, with door opening intelegence. theyd have gotten you in the "hideing place" if the basement... you never know what may happen

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 01:41 PM

You can look later >_>;

Meyfei

Aug 23, 2007, 01:46 PM

yaay, http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif Ma Navu shouts, while blasting down 3 deoducks."Get Down!!!"

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 01:55 PM

On 2007-08-23 11:29, DizzyDi wrote:
But the basement could be all dark and grimey and have all sorts of things lurking in it. It would also be much more suspenseful.

Waterlogged spider boss I thought. No movement in the waist deep water. All by your lonesome, joo screwed man!

Ma_Navu

Aug 23, 2007, 02:43 PM

I vote for the letter nine.
I loves me mah edumacation~

Seriously, though, I'll vote C.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 02:44 PM

Oh yeah and when you save peeps in RE3 you get more time to play/better score anywho.

STARS!

DizzyDi

Aug 23, 2007, 02:59 PM

I'm not really too worried about my character, I just want some AKSHUN!
Maybe saving people could be epic too, maybe.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 03:00 PM

Possibly. You'll just have to find out.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 23, 2007, 03:03 PM

On 2007-08-23 13:00, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Possibly. You'll just have to find out how the Shiggles gets blown'd up 'asplode!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 23, 2007, 07:54 PM

I'll probably get to writing this later.

Sord

Aug 23, 2007, 08:09 PM

do me a favor and get it done before 10pm, but I've been up since 5:30am yesterday and haven't taken a nap. We're in the same timezone so 10 there is 10 here

...meh. naturally you don't have to do that, but it would be nice.

Almighty_Envy

Aug 23, 2007, 08:12 PM

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/bjjones909/michc.jpg

When you have the next one done, i pick B.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 25, 2007, 12:23 AM

What if B is shoot Michael Jackson?

I think you can do that in Space Channel 5.

bumped from page 2 shiggles, step your doo doo game up!

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 25, 2007, 12:28 AM

>_>

<_<

>_>

Airalean

Aug 25, 2007, 12:32 AM

On 2007-08-23 18:12, Almighty_Envy wrote:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/bjjones909/michc.jpg

Envy, why do you obsess over things... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

First.. Sparta... Now Michel Jackson, Shame on you. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 25, 2007, 12:35 AM

Its a monthly Envy image macro fad, tune in to find out the next one when you're minding your business in all the other threads!

Sord

Aug 25, 2007, 12:37 AM

if only we had powers to remove them ourselves D;

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 25, 2007, 12:37 AM

Currently writing.

Sgt_Shligger

Aug 25, 2007, 02:23 AM

Chapter 9 Character: DizzyDi

* * * *

Nitro breaks the silence. "Ok, who's got ground level? Not it." Navu quickly answers "Not it." Damn "Well guys, fair is fair. Let's get a searching bastards." Nitro heads down, Navu heads up, and you begin your search of the ground level. The dull lighting, lack luster corridors, and lack of any sound aside from your footsteps and their respective echoes, makes the "search" painfully boring. You begin kicking a nearby clip board through the flickering lighting. Each room empty, and oddly enough, has it's lights on. You take a Right. . . A right. . . Right. . . Open door. . . Kick bottle. . . Right again. . . Look in room. . . Wave to the girl. . . Turn left. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

Wait, if you took four rights, and then a left, aren't you back at the front desk wave to the girl? No joke, you rub your eyes and look back in the room. A young girl, maybe 20, waves back to you, smiling. She has long, brown hair, brown eyes, and a light blue dress. "Hello!" Time to get to "work". . . "NAWMEEN?" Puzzled, asks "Come again?" You clear your throat "What's a damsel like you doing in a such a dreary place like this?" She sighs "An introduction would've worked too. Brittany Madonna, Deity of Randomness and Randomosity."

"DizzyDi, badass. Pleased to meet you. Now that we've---" The radio totally disrupts your macking [attempt]. You hear Nitro "Dizzy, get down here! The Geoducks have---" And he cuts off. Worried, Brittany asks "What was that?" You quickly pocket the radio "Oh, it's nothi---" Another style-cramping screech intrudes with "Navu speaking, you gotta get upstairs right now!" Feckin' aye! How am I supposed to. . . With all these intrusions? "Brit, we gotta. . .

* * * *

A: Hurry down to the basement and help Nitro!
B: Bolt to the second floor to assist Ma Navu!
C: Get to know eachother better [NAWMEEN]. . .

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Sord

Aug 25, 2007, 02:27 AM

B, more of the caffeine adict damnit

Airalean

Aug 25, 2007, 02:28 AM

B. Because I'm afraid of basements ;-;

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 25, 2007, 02:30 AM

Not so subtle description of the woman there buddy, straight to the point no analogies or anything about the type of color of this was like this or whatever.

A) Number B didn't really explain what he was doing/needed help for (even in his short walkie talkie blurb chatter), for all I know its just another youtube.

I thought of taking the fanfiction part out of your Number C and say take the girl with you outside the room and ask where the elevator was and figure out if she's a genetic monster/why not running away or locked up away from bad guys later!

But anyway good chapter, forcing a choice!

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Sgt_Shligger

Aug 25, 2007, 02:33 AM

On 2007-08-25 00:30, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Not so subtle description of the woman there buddy, straight to the point no analogies or anything about the type of color of this was like this or whatever.

A) Number B didn't really explain what he was doing/needed help for (even in his short walkie talkie blurb chatter), for all I know its just another youtube.

I thought of taking the fanfiction part out of your Number C and say take the girl with you outside the room and ask where the elevator was and figure out if she's a genetic monster/why not running away or locked up away from bad guys later!

[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2007-08-25 00:31 ]

Eh, none of the characters got a real long description. Though, you're right, the chapter could've used it (but then again, I'm not trying to portray her as a godess. . . Even though she technically is).