1001 ways to kill Magashi

[BFGfreak]

After seeing Magashi survive several lethal blows, and coming back next chapter, I thought it would be interesting to see how you would kill Magashi. You don't have to limit yourself the the Phantasy Star universe (yes, that is uncapitalized for a reason, get over it), for example, you can use the BFG 9000 from the DooM series to transform him into a pile of radioactive goo, you can zap an Ion Cannon at his headquarters (and watch the security camera footage showing him embracing the beam of death before being engulfed in light), or you can splater him in a G-flyer. Also, don't feel like you can't use anyone to do your dirty work, you can use yourself, your Player Charecter(s), Story Charecters, the hero (or villan) from another game/story, or any combination of each.

So anyway, how would you like to see Magashi die?

[Rashiid]

In-Game Lobby Spam. now thats a killer!

[BanF]

Rashiid wins.

My entry would have been: caged in a petting zoo with the Jaos and the Rappies, until he died of the cooties.

[Umberger]

Step 1) Put Magashi in a party with Hyuga.
Step 2) Do something that makes Hyuga talk.
Step 3) Magashi = http://www.gfxevolution.com/smile/emot-suicide.gif

[MrNomad]

1: Throw Magashi into a smoldering crater
2: Take out my Armored Core
3: DUAL RIFLES FTW!!!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Parn]

I'd waste him like this:

http://synbios.net/images/misc/headbutt.gif

[Nemhy]

Death by Snu-Snu

[Rashiid]

On 2007-08-25 18:25, Parn wrote:
I'd waste him like this:

http://synbios.net/images/misc/headbutt.gif



tha effects of In-Game lobby spam....

[gundam0079]

umm...Ethan's voice and lame dialogue

[BFGfreak]

On 2007-08-25 18:25, Parn wrote:
I'd waste him like this:

http://synbios.net/images/misc/headbutt.gif

That's almost as good as this:
http://forums.filefront.com/images/smilies/CrashSmilies/food-smiley-018.gif
Gremlins FTW

[ashley50]

This is one of the most pointless topics i've seen...

[Rashiid]

On 2007-08-25 19:51, ashley50 wrote:
This is one of the most pointless topics i've seen...



i could say tha same about this post...

[BFGfreak]

Hey, I need cheap entertainment while my 360's in the shop. And besides, I have seen more pointless topics elsewhere.

[Chuck_Norris]

Well this is easy to answer.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/malctastic/Chuck%20Norris/chuck2rhk.jpg
Duh...

[CelestialBlade]

EMP.

[DaRkWoLf30]

I'd so overflow his data base with spam topics from FKL, That would definatly own him http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Sydz]

Infect him with spyware that constantly gives him pop ups during fights.

[Kion]

melt him down and have him come back as a coffee table next chapter.

[Phantomface]

simple: have him realize that every "cool" male CAST has attempted to jack his style.

[Cz]

killing is bad. I would hand him some flowers and tell him to quit hurting people. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif But my plan might not work on such an evil person like him...maybe i will just call on my elite knights and finished him off. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[FirefoxKyuubi]

have some guy Yell at the mic for 3 hours.
have a 12 year old complain about him not finding his S rank to magashi.
kill him off with Real hand gun.
magashi lags out.
use traps on magashi.







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[MrMadison]

make him listen to T-Pain sing live, without his Voice Synthesizer.

or make him listen to the Dialogue in Two Worlds.


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[Traize]

Though Parn is deffinately on to a winner, I'd have to go for the bitch slap of justice. The awesome thing about the BSJ is that not only do you fall over, but the humiliation is so great, that theres no way you're going to do anything but sit, stunned. Lets see you come back from that Magashi.

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/smrickjames.jpg

[Rashiid]

On 2007-08-26 01:15, MrMadison wrote:
make him listen to T-Pain sing live, without his Voice Synthesizer.


plz; never again....

i like robo-version of him....

[Esufer]

Orbital strike from the Zeus Cannon from Final Fantasy: Spirits within.

Oooorrr..

Leonidas kick him down a well.

[A2K]

On 2007-08-26 06:45, Esufer wrote:
Leonidas kick him down a well.

I think Ethan tried that. Didn't really work...

[Esufer]

He didn't say the magic words...
Proclaiming "THIS IS [wherever the kicker may be kicking the kickee]" will double it's effectiveness.

Wearing a massive beard reduces the PP cost as well.

[Miyuki-chan]

How to kill Magashi in 6 7 easy steps:

1. get in a high speed highway chase with him on a Floader (or whatever that speedbike is called)
2. knock his a$$ off a bridge then jump on his back
3. put him in a headlock and sucker punch him in the stomach a few times.
4. pull out my claw and throat-stab him in the neck
5. twist his head off and drop it to the ground like the piece of trash it is.
6. Walk away like it was nothing all Optimus Prime style (but as a 5' newman girl with glasses >.>)
7. Turn around and torch his body with Foi for good measure!


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[Randomness]

1-Strap Magashi to a rocket.
2-Wait until Road Runner comes by
3-Watch Magashi blow up in a humiliating, Wile E. fashion.

[Criss]

I'd drop a steamroller on him. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Miyuki-chan]

On 2007-08-26 09:45, Randomness wrote:
1-Strap Magashi to a rocket.
2-Wait until Road Runner comes by
3-Watch Magashi blow up in a humiliating, Wile E. fashion.



Wait... If you're doing it in Wile E. fashion, doesn't that mean you get killed by the explosion too? Or just humiliatingly burned to the point of hairlessness?

[MushiKuro]

- Hi Magashi!
- Hi Ethan!
- I have a very cool thing in my hand, but i will not show to you!
- I will see!
*Magashi runs and look for Ethan's hand*
- I don't see nothing.
- Now you see!
*Blow Magashi's face and him got down in A-Photon Reactor and die*

See ya!

X.X

[Randomness]

On 2007-08-26 09:51, Miyuki-chan wrote:

On 2007-08-26 09:45, Randomness wrote:
1-Strap Magashi to a rocket.
2-Wait until Road Runner comes by
3-Watch Magashi blow up in a humiliating, Wile E. fashion.



Wait... If you're doing it in Wile E. fashion, doesn't that mean you get killed by the explosion too? Or just humiliatingly burned to the point of hairlessness?



Nah, Wile E. only ever hurts himself, why would I get scorched? Then again, gadgetry has a remarkable failure rate around road runners... I'll just run far away and watch through... a telescope.

[HaydenX]

I know...
Convince him that nihlism is the truth and that based upon those principles, suicide is his only purpose (which would negate the nihlist views, but by the time Magashi figured it out...he'd be dead).

[Esufer]

On 2007-08-26 09:49, Criss wrote:
I'd drop a steamroller on him. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY



Criss recieved [B] Internet *11

[Miyuki-chan]

On 2007-08-26 09:55, Randomness wrote:

On 2007-08-26 09:51, Miyuki-chan wrote:

On 2007-08-26 09:45, Randomness wrote:
1-Strap Magashi to a rocket.
2-Wait until Road Runner comes by
3-Watch Magashi blow up in a humiliating, Wile E. fashion.



Wait... If you're doing it in Wile E. fashion, doesn't that mean you get killed by the explosion too? Or just humiliatingly burned to the point of hairlessness?



Nah, Wile E. only ever hurts himself, why would I get scorched? Then again, gadgetry has a remarkable failure rate around road runners... I'll just run far away and watch through... a telescope.



a telescope! good thing, since Wile E. isn't here to take the burning you might as well be safe about it. ;p

[CrimsomWolf]

Nukes.... a flash brighter than the sun......

I would use Ion cannon but all bad guys always survive it, so I chose the most classical of classics:THE bomb.


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[Esufer]

On 2007-08-26 10:32, CrimsomWolf wrote:
http://media.pc.ign.com/media/821/821566/img_4620016.html

A flash of brighter than the sun.



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Yeah, images don't end in .html.

[CrimsomWolf]

I know..... but I have problems with that nuke from beginning...... I think it had on warhead "made in USSR".....
So it would explain spomething.....



anyway: NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BFGfreak]

You sure your nuke didn't say "made by Nod"?

anyway, here's a cruel one I thought up: Stick Magashi in the library on Halo with the Monitor. If the endless spamming of Flood doesn't get him, 343's incessent, annoying, constant humming will.

BTW, I see you thought of everything Randomness, but what if the road runner pops up behind you?

[Rayokarna]

Give Magashi sevral S-Rank boards and make him synth them on a Pure PM...

...The fustration of failure will cause a CPU Freeze and malfunction thus rendering him useless.

[CrimsomWolf]

No. It was made by USSR. But almost all nukes that Nod had before mission 1 of IV chapter of Nod campaign in C&C 3 were made in USSR. So it's the same.


Another way would be impaling Magashi with Lancea Longini from Neon Genesis Evangelion and throwing into space.





Or blowing world alongside with Magashi.With Nukes. Should work.

[Flwl3ssCowboy]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7765/brocksamsondh9.jpg

[ShinAnt]

On 2007-08-25 22:45, Sydz wrote:
Infect him with spyware that constantly gives him pop ups during fights.



Done and done. XD
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s244/ShinAnt1234/psu20070827_070950_000.jpg

[Anduril]

I would call him every night during dinner leaving message after message until he lost his mind causing him to no longer want to live if it means that I keep calling over and over again. Either that or I would unleash the Moonlight Butterfly on his sorry behind causing all of technology to just turn to dust.

[youthisoverrated]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/i_am_gir/liono2.jpg

XD

[PrinceBrightstar]

Hit him with what happened here...

http://psuics.ytmnd.com/

[BFGfreak]

On 2007-08-26 21:00, Jonathan_F wrote:
Hit him with what happened here...

http://psuics.ytmnd.com/

Window's strikes again http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Well, I found this on Youtube, and I just couldn't resist: MIND CRUSH!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kYiDso_Ws)



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[Sinue_v2]

Hah, you all bash Magashi, but wouldn't you flip if he turned out to be a good guy in the end, and fought alongside your party.

Because the original Magashi is long dead or deactivated, and the Magashis you currently fight are Cast Clones of Hauser. So what if there is an original Magashi who, after being exploited past his usefulness, somehow survives and makes a comeback.

[MrNomad]

On 2007-08-26 21:21, Sinue_v2 wrote:
Hah, you all bash Magashi, but wouldn't you flip if he turned out to be a good guy in the end, and fought alongside your party.

Because the original Magashi is long dead or deactivated, and the Magashis you currently fight are Cast Clones of Hauser. So what if there is an original Magashi who, after being exploited past his usefulness, somehow survives and makes a comeback.

> > < < HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!


GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF THIS!!





SHINKUUUUUU HADOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN..............^ ^

[BFGfreak]

On 2007-08-26 21:21, Sinue_v2 wrote:
Hah, you all bash Magashi, but wouldn't you flip if he turned out to be a good guy in the end, and fought alongside your party.

Because the original Magashi is long dead or deactivated, and the Magashis you currently fight are Cast Clones of Hauser. So what if there is an original Magashi who, after being exploited past his usefulness, somehow survives and makes a comeback.

We can still bash the clones. Besides, haven't you ever gotten frustrated during that Magas Maggahna fight? The clones deserve to die!!! Like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QmKnf5g4rE) (imagine the Marines as Magashi clones)

[HaydenX]

On 2007-08-26 21:30, MrNomad wrote:

On 2007-08-26 21:21, Sinue_v2 wrote:
Hah, you all bash Magashi, but wouldn't you flip if he turned out to be a good guy in the end, and fought alongside your party.

Because the original Magashi is long dead or deactivated, and the Magashis you currently fight are Cast Clones of Hauser. So what if there is an original Magashi who, after being exploited past his usefulness, somehow survives and makes a comeback.

> > < < HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!


GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF THIS!!





SHINKUUUUUU HADOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN..............^ ^




Robotnik quotes ftw!