Shadowpawn
Aug 26, 2007, 11:12 PM
Side Note: I had a problem trying to decide where I should put this thing. OT, DHS or FKL? I figured this ranty satire of a rant contains SOME truth (namely SEPTA) to it. So, I Meh'd it.
This was bugging me for a while. Being a long time cynic myself I was wondering...is this a good thing? Has being cynical left me jaded? Surely I can't be the only one who gets pissed at some of the simplest questions? I mean how can I answer you AND be asleep, seriously? How illogical can the question "are you asleep?" be? If I was asleep I couldn't answer you...c'mon now.
Why must we feel the need to reassure ourself with the constant reaffirming of the phrase "I Love You?" I mean, c'mon. It doesn't need to be said, really. You either love or ya don't love, and it shows. Reaffirming it just shows your insecure in the quality of love in your relationships. Why do we even bother with it all? We're going to kick the bucket anyway so I propose we all just lie down and want for the end (oh don't worry about pesky things like eating and going to the bathroom, just eat whatever happens to come along and go on yourself like nature intended.) C'mon now. The world is full of hypocrites and I'm one of them. It's bad when a major transportation company raises rates because of a lack for funding, gets the funding but keeps the fair hike!! C'mon on now, 100 million and continued funding from the state isn't enough for you greedy bastards!
C'mon now, the sad thing is if you want to make great strides in this world you have to be a realist (which means being a cynic.) Because we all know the naïve get used from time to time, friggen optismists...good for 'em. I mean, c'mon now, if you can't tell the guy trying to use you from his “joe” demeanor and buddy buddy approach then you had it coming...m i rite or m i rite...like Rite Aid.
I need some band-aids...and legal meds...to do illegal things withto get rid of this headache. The gov'ner got rid of my cannabis so I can't use that! Medicinal purposes my...oh look a GOD bottle!
*picks the bottle of up*
Is it half empty or half full? Who cares...let's drink it! I mean, C'mon now. Was there even a point to this...or am I just whoring for attention? I mean...I seriously need to raise me rates.
This was bugging me for a while. Being a long time cynic myself I was wondering...is this a good thing? Has being cynical left me jaded? Surely I can't be the only one who gets pissed at some of the simplest questions? I mean how can I answer you AND be asleep, seriously? How illogical can the question "are you asleep?" be? If I was asleep I couldn't answer you...c'mon now.
Why must we feel the need to reassure ourself with the constant reaffirming of the phrase "I Love You?" I mean, c'mon. It doesn't need to be said, really. You either love or ya don't love, and it shows. Reaffirming it just shows your insecure in the quality of love in your relationships. Why do we even bother with it all? We're going to kick the bucket anyway so I propose we all just lie down and want for the end (oh don't worry about pesky things like eating and going to the bathroom, just eat whatever happens to come along and go on yourself like nature intended.) C'mon now. The world is full of hypocrites and I'm one of them. It's bad when a major transportation company raises rates because of a lack for funding, gets the funding but keeps the fair hike!! C'mon on now, 100 million and continued funding from the state isn't enough for you greedy bastards!
C'mon now, the sad thing is if you want to make great strides in this world you have to be a realist (which means being a cynic.) Because we all know the naïve get used from time to time, friggen optismists...good for 'em. I mean, c'mon now, if you can't tell the guy trying to use you from his “joe” demeanor and buddy buddy approach then you had it coming...m i rite or m i rite...like Rite Aid.
I need some band-aids...and legal meds...to do illegal things withto get rid of this headache. The gov'ner got rid of my cannabis so I can't use that! Medicinal purposes my...oh look a GOD bottle!
*picks the bottle of up*
Is it half empty or half full? Who cares...let's drink it! I mean, C'mon now. Was there even a point to this...or am I just whoring for attention? I mean...I seriously need to raise me rates.